South korean vs north korean. . 919 points 14 hours age I' m also suspicious that Danish sounds the way it does from children learning to speak from their drunk
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South korean vs north korean

919 points 14 hours age
I' m also suspicious that Danish sounds the way it does from children learning to speak
from their drunk parents.
Totally kidding, but Danish sounds ridiculous.
432 points 13 hours age
I once heard the Danish accent described to me as people trying to speak with potatoes
in their mouths.
4- 531 paints 13 hours age
And Portuguese is underwater Spanish.
done hide A.. tact I. ~. p_ arent
I points 12 hours age
And south kerian is just like north kerian but with food in your mouth
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User avatar #6 - helion (07/24/2014) [+] (24 replies)
im danish and i dont find the language that hard
jeg syntes faktisk det er et forholdsvis nemt sprog at forstå
det er vitterligt som at lære ABC i skolen
haha scrubs
User avatar #9 to #6 - haakonbacon (07/24/2014) [-]
Å lese dansk er OK, men fy faen for ett jævlig språk å forstå når noen snakker.
#2 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Danish, add drunkenness and you have Swedish, add singing to the drunkenness and you have Norwegian.
#69 - fromthepresent (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Danish language From a norwegian comedy show. Kamelåså, I kek evry tiem.
#56 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
Dutch is just German on drugs.
User avatar #1 - mayorman ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
as a Dane i can confirm the potato
User avatar #79 - iamtheceej (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Welsh is when you have something caught in the back of your throat.
User avatar #93 to #91 - iamtheceej (07/24/2014) [-]
To be honest half the women down here are butts. I think it's the hairy knuckles.
#44 - algorath (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I am an englishman, living in Denmark for the last 10 years or so, and my danish is fluent. However, Danes have a rule similar to "a/an" in english called "en/et". The difference is, there is, to my knowledge, no actual rule to go by.. every dane I have asked just says "Well, you can just hear it's meant to be "et hus" and not "en hus".

As a foreigner, meeting a new word for the first time, I can assure you that this isn't true.
User avatar #27 - GIJorge ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Portuguese like underwater spanish? Really? Have you ever heard a spanish man or woman speaking? They sound like freaking baboons with their RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sounds. Do you want to perfect your spanish? Scratch a blackboard. If your tones match, you're set to go. Portuguese is much more fluid, and a hell of a lot less harsh. If languages were geometrical figures, portuguese would be a ball made of the finest ivory and spanish would be a trapezo-rhombic dodecahedron made of freaking sand paper.
User avatar #82 to #27 - priestofkarp (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm Portuguese and it hurt me to read that
User avatar #11 - Loppytaffy (07/24/2014) [+] (15 replies)
And English is just Germanic Latin but bastardised.
User avatar #33 to #31 - thesovereigngrave (07/24/2014) [-]
Actually it was influenced quite a bit by the French spoken by the Normans who conquered England in the mid 11th century.
#96 - scg (07/24/2014) [-]
Remind me of this Humon Comic
User avatar #85 - chrisel (07/24/2014) [-]
German is just Dutch spoken by an really angry person.
User avatar #72 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Rod flod med ghr\qivhbuih
#32 - Ken M (07/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Denmark mentioned, swell in Danskhed

But really tho, **** our language nobody likes it
#53 to #32 - youdoublecongoid (07/24/2014) [-]
I like it. It's very germanic. It's incredibly easy to read, but yeah, it's hard to try to understand.
#29 - Ken M (07/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
North Korea is such a ******** ... I don't understand why we allow it to continue to exist. They're a danger to the rest of the world. Their bombs aren't as powerful as ours but they can still kill a lot of people with what they have. It is run by a crazy idiot and is full of brainwashed citizens. They're hopeless. Kill all the people, save the babies who haven't been brainwashed yet, and give the land to South Korea forming 1 unified Korea.

Or maybe give the land to the Jews so this whole middle east **** can finally end.
User avatar #37 to #29 - jewishcommunazi (07/24/2014) [-]
"I don't like the leader of one country therefore all of its citizens are brainwashed and deserve to die and have their country taken away from them."
Kill yourself.
#10 - kapteininnlysende (07/24/2014) [-]
It's common for norwegians to say that danish sounds like norwegian with a potato in your mouth. Mostly because danish has mostly soft consonants, while norwegian has mostly hard ones.

TL;DR: Norwegians are harder than danish people...giggity
#102 - goodadventures ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#51 - spacedunk (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not to mention that when most Danes speak English, your accent is the most flat, dumb and horrible thing you'll ever hear.

Most adults over pronounce "TH" as "S" or "D". They can't even agree on how to pronounce English wrong

Just listen to Danglish:

It doens't make one proud...

User avatar #45 - energytwinkie (07/24/2014) [-]
i had a friend who speaks Norwegian and she said it just sounds like talking with some bread in your gob
#25 - Ken M (07/24/2014) [-]
And Canadian accents sound just like american ones but with more healthcare and maple syrup.
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