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JUST A SPEED TRAP
IN SOUTH AFRICA

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#2 - ninjalllama

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(07/23/2014) [-]

as a South African I can confirm

Swell with pri..... oh jesus not really.... Sigh another day

Seriously can a non South African please post some SA content for me so I can finally swell with pride

#17 to #2 - satanisrealgod

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Eat a dick ******. Or some white guy with white hair. Either way eat a dick faggot

#23 to #2 - ninjatofu

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(07/23/2014) [-]

So.. we meet again

#50 to #23 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

How do you keep finding me!?

#56 to #50 - ninjatofu

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(07/24/2014) [-]

No idea, it's like we were destined to be together.

#33 to #2 - pheonix667

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(07/23/2014) [-]

i spent 2 months april and may in south africa and i too can confirm this

#18 to #2 - Conemen

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Swell with pride that the world's greatest MC is from your country.

#20 to #18 - nelliel

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(07/23/2014) [-]

is that die antwoord ?

#31 to #20 - Conemen

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Yeah, I personally don't enjoy them now, but Ninja used to put out some pretty solid albums back in the 2000s

#51 to #31 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Thank you I agree Max normal was the ****, not a big fan of Die antwoord

#62 to #51 - Conemen

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Constructus is where it's all at, I used to be huge on You need to login to view this link but I shifted focus.

#24 to #2 - Digitalphear

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I went hunting in SA when I was 12 if that makes you feel better.

It was ******* amazing.

#49 to #24 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

place is pretty cash just nobody else seems to realize this

#39 to #2 - auda

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(07/23/2014) [-]

South Afrika mentioned. Swell with necklacing.

#4 to #2 - zomitlu

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Is south africa as big a ******** as it's made out to be?

I've heard that it has some nice places to visit but I also hear that it's full of rioting and black people

#52 to #4 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

well there are quite a few black people here, maybe the news makes a strike look like a riot Which it totally is but Cape town is one of the most beautiful places in the world.

Fantastic place to go to and It will be extremely cheap for anybody to come here.
Plus the people here are super nice and happy
From my experience people overseas like Europe and America and extremely Unfriendly and kind of dicks like they won't help you if you are bleeding in the street kinda vibe you know?

A case of the worlds best beers either Black label or Windhoek will cost you about R180 (that is about $17)

#6 to #4 - eldinarcus

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Forgot to log in, my bad.

#7 to #6 - zomitlu

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Where are the good parts?

I'm planning on going there and don't want to get shanked on my first day

#8 to #7 - eldinarcus

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Stay in the main cities like Cape Town, Durban, or Johannesburg or something they are nice in most parts. You also have to go to the valley of a thousand hills, it's really nice and you can see a real zulu show that they do with drums and dancing and the whole lot. But whatever you do, don't go to Soweto, or any townships. Going there, especially if you're not black will get your ass killed. Also, see if you can go to Hermanus, it's near Cape Town. Hermanus and many different parts of Cape Town have the nicest Fish and Chips on the planet.

#9 to #8 - zomitlu

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Thanks for the help

But why do non-blacks get killed specifically? What's the problem

#10 to #9 - eldinarcus

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(07/23/2014) [-]

All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and are caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, but since Apartheid the black community seems pretty bitter about it and have a strong hate for white people, but still. A lot of the older white generation still hates black people because they lived their whole lives with black people as second class citizens. It's mostly the elders that hate each other but some of the new generation is still holding onto it's history. Thankfully, if you go to the nice parts just about every likes each other and are friendly.

#11 to #10 - zomitlu

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers

#36 to #11 - cplkoeksuster

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(07/23/2014) [-]

The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some **** like that.
Don't just do tourist-y ****, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away

#40 to #36 - zomitlu

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.

#55 to #36 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak

#63 to #55 - cplkoeksuster

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)

#12 to #11 - eldinarcus

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Haha, anytime, Cya.

#13 to #12 - salihzzz

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(07/23/2014) [-]

thats kewl and all but the ***** a speedtrap?

#14 to #13 - eldinarcus

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(07/23/2014) [-]

A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.

#15 to #14 - salihzzz

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(07/23/2014) [-]

ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too

#16 to #15 - eldinarcus

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.

#53 to #7 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Cape town, Strand, Sommersetwes (That would be the Western cape area)
Durban, East london, Gonubie (east Cape)

And more up to the central of South Africa is more for safari and such

#30 to #7 - aftalbeating

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Durban man, super chilled here- just stay away from Umbilo...

#54 to #30 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

the dank in Durban thou

#57 to #54 - aftalbeating

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(07/24/2014) [-]

mos def, GG #Rekt

#58 to #57 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

do you live in SA?

#59 to #58 - aftalbeating

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Yep, you?

#60 to #59 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

yeah boi Joburg ek se

#61 to #60 - aftalbeating

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Awe!

#5 to #4 - anon id: 120ab356

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Yes, it really is. I was born in Cape Town but moved to Canada when I was young. I've went back before, and the place is very poverty stricken unless you're in the top 1% of white people who live on big ass mansions on the side of mountains. Every single Suburban house HAS to have a big stone wall or some other kind of wall around their house because of the level of crime. Not to mention the people who are running the country are extremely corrupt and criminally stupid, and they hate white people with such a passion they are trying to do a whole reverse apartheid thing. But if you go to visit as a tourist and stay out of the dangerous parts it's very nice.

#32 to #2 - suppression

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I'd be proud of this, if nothing else, mate.

#48 to #32 - ninjalllama

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Yeah that was pretty amazing thanks

#3 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Africa is such a ******** I swear... we seriously need to stop wasting our time and money over there. It's hopeless.

#34 to #3 - oosulley

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(07/23/2014) [-]

>people still falling for this

#43 to #34 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Take a seat. This is going to be a shock for you I think... ok so, just because you don't agree with a person doesn't mean that person is a troll. Surprising right? ******* idiot.

#65 to #43 - illicitid

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(07/25/2014) [-]

I think you are going to have a shock when you realise that the person is in fact a troll. You're the idiot.

#35 to #3 - nthmetal

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(07/23/2014) [-]

It's like the middle ages there all over again.
What were the middle ages? When Europe went to ****.
You know, religion dominated culture. Disease and plague. Needless deaths of many for the name of god. Any of that ringing a bell?
It's almost as if Africa is in a dark time.

I was born there (no not South Africa), and I got out. If I were you id stay out of it unless you're african or are doing business there. Going to Africa now as a white person is like a Jew going to visit Germany in 1944.

********? Yes.
Hopeless? I don't think so. It just needs some time to get rid of corrupt leaders.

#42 to #35 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Africa was never NOT in a dark age. It's always been a ******** except when humans first started settling. After the first people settled OUTSIDE of Africa they quickly surpassed African settlements. It's hopeless. They've had plenty of time.

#45 to #42 - nthmetal

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I can't form these thoughts into a paragraph or two because i'm very lazy so they're just bullet points

Well the difference is that they're not all happening at one time.
It wasn't in the dark ages during the dark ages.
I'm not current on the politics today, but there doesn't seem to be very much conflict at the moment.
I don't know if an american would just think: "Darfur genocide and Rwandan Genocide? We have to help Africa!" No, you have to help West Sudan and Rwanda.
I'm pretty sure Tunisia is doing fine.
I'm also gonna guess here and say that it develops less slowly because of the living conditions. Largest desert up top, large jungle down below. Not many good resources to sell in the desert.
Scroll up north and you can see the UAE is doing fine. Why? Oil. Most countries don't have oil. If they all had oil i'm sure africa would be a much different story.
There are also some retarded leaders who take power. Hell I was hopin that when they overthrew Gaddafi and Mubarak it would start a chain reaction. But it'll happen later.

Africa is like a hot pocket after you microwave some places are cool, some places are hot as ****.

#46 to #45 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Stop making excuses for them. It's a ******** and always will be. Just give up already.

#47 to #46 - nthmetal

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(07/24/2014) [-]

Excellent rebuttal.

#38 to #3 - margrave

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(07/23/2014) [-]

#41 to #38 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I'm actually completely serious but alright... this may surprise you but just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're automatically a troll.

#19 to #3 - saltymumbling

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Africa is beautiful, but not without it problems. Just as with every other continent.

#21 to #19 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

**** Africa. They are the scum of the earth, I wish the entire people were completely wiped out. We need a new genocide there. The land is fine though, it has diamonds and oil, so just get rid of the people and we're good. Rome was about 2000 years ago. They had these beautiful marble buildings, running water in many places, a basic plumbing system. Look at most parts of Africa today. Mud huts and ****. They are useless, idiotic, worthless people. Get rid of them all. I'm talking about Africans living in Africa, not all black people like African Americans. Once they move out of that **** hole it seems to improve. It's a hopeless continent. We need to stop wasting our time helping them, it wont do any good. Scientists say that life originated in Africa, meaning they've had more time than any other group on people on the entire planet to get their **** together, but they failed. Miserably.

#22 to #21 - saltymumbling

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I live in South Africa. You Sir are a bigot.

#25 to #22 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

So you live in the WHITE part of Africa. The only good part. It's good because white people ran it for such a long time. Look at the parts of Africa where white people didn't take control and compare that.

#28 to #25 - slenderwolf

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(07/23/2014) [-]

I'd like to point out that Liberia is a **** hole mostly because of white people. During the closing days of slavery a movement gained ground to send slaves and freedmen back to Africa, where they promptly enslaved those Africans with the techniques they learned from the white man. The name Liberia was inspired by the word Liberty and the capitol Monrovia is named after president Monroe, now the place is ruled by a handful of drug dealing warlords, food is scarce so people dig up graves to eat the corpses, nine year olds are doing heroin on the streets, ****** bad. There was this one guy, General Butt Naked who fought, you guess it, butt naked. He and his followers believed that if you split open the back of a child and ate the beating heart you could not be wounded in battle, then they would strip down to show their bravery and fight whoever they were told to kill at the time. Eventually Butt Naked ate something like twenty something thousand people and was on trial for crimes against humanity and such, but they let him off the hook because he was part of some religion. It wouldm't be a paradise without white intervention, but it'd be a touch better than it is now.

#29 to #28 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

So sounds like a bunch of dumbass Africans being dumbass Africans. Not anyone else's fault but their own.

#26 to #25 - saltymumbling

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(07/23/2014) [-]

You know nothing about Africa. Botswana, Namibia, Congo, Chad, Angola, Morocco... Just go visit some of these places.

#27 to #26 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

The majority of Africa is a ********. You can polish a piece of **** all you want, it's still **** though. Almost all of Africa is terrible except a few places. That's nothing to brag about.

#37 to #21 - fuccthedevil

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(07/23/2014) [-]

Also you notice how people have survived in North Africa for hundreds of thousands of years. It's almost like they're doing something right or something. Gee.

Truth be told, dude: The people of North Africa don't have the resources we have access to. They have diamonds. Things that people don't really need. And the parts of Africa that have oil are the parts that aren't owned by Northernmost inhabitants.

They are the way they are because of their people's tradition, and it was fine like that for thousands of years before we started "saving" them or whatever with missionaries. Are they as advanced as they've gotten because of US relief? Yes. And that's good for them.

#44 to #37 - anon id: 32a46bae

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(07/23/2014) [-]

They live in the ******* stoneage still in god damn muddhuts, it's pathetic. Just let them all die and then repopulate the area. It'll be better off that way.

#64 to #44 - fuccthedevil

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(07/24/2014) [-]

That's the thing though, dude. They aren't going to die out living the way they have for thousands of years. They haven't died yet, so why would they die now?

#1 - alboorack

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(07/23/2014) [-]

not even a single ****.....

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