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we Today, my plans fer having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted fer the sixth time in a new by my awn
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Submitted: 01/23/2014
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#6 - realitysabitch ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Simple solution, keep going.   
Even when she burst in the door keep going  doggy style is suggested as to hide the fact that your mother is watching from your significant other  and keep constant eye contact with her.   
Either she'll back away and never do it again, or you'll get a threesome.   
A win-win if i do say so my self.
Simple solution, keep going.
Even when she burst in the door keep going doggy style is suggested as to hide the fact that your mother is watching from your significant other and keep constant eye contact with her.
Either she'll back away and never do it again, or you'll get a threesome.
A win-win if i do say so my self.
User avatar #11 - Lintutu (01/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>Be at my boyfriend's house
>In the dark, in his room, with the door LOCKED
>his mom get this great idea to just unlock the door and come in without permission
>boyfriend yelling at her to go away the more she keeps fidgiting with door.
>too late, shes already in
>she sees my feet hanging of the bed because i was under the covers doing stuff
>she immeditately reversed the **** out of there
User avatar #13 to #12 - Lintutu (01/23/2014) [-]
We were both 19 at the time. And trust me, you don't know his mom like we do. She kicked me out of the house once when we first started dating because i kissed him on the cheek. She grounded him for 6 months when she found out he was even dating to begin with. She would be passive aggressive toward me and always make snide comments about me being fat. So don't you dare talk **** to me about disrespect
User avatar #1 - sirfapaton ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
How did the mother get hold of the phone..?
User avatar #2 to #1 - krajan (01/23/2014) [-]
if hes on her plan then she can go online and read them
User avatar #16 - witislimited (01/24/2014) [-]
After the third time, you didn't stop to think if it was a coincidence?
#18 - glootimus (01/24/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter who it is. If someone has cockblocked you SIX times, that bitch has to go...   
out...   
preferably through a window...   
from a tall building.
It doesn't matter who it is. If someone has cockblocked you SIX times, that bitch has to go...
out...
preferably through a window...
from a tall building.
#17 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [-]
what a ******* douchbag cockblocker cunt!
#10 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
Ask her to join you.
#7 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
One of the many reasons to avoid mom.
#5 - zombiefacepuncher (01/23/2014) [-]
yea its called everybody loves Raymond
#4 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
It's simple.

Kill her.
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