Sounds like a plan. . if thine was a%: : rfe gil on same Scum Part g. ] probably cry.. I'd probably be the guy to end up shooting someone who WASNT a zombie, and then be killed soon after for my troubles.
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Sounds like a plan

if thine was a%: : rfe
gil
on same Scum Part
g. ] probably cry.
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#3 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [+] (24 replies)
I'd round up my family, steal a Yacht and go out to sea. Let you land lovers deal with that shit.
#7 to #3 - mehten (10/25/2013) [-]
Sometimes things don't work out as planned.
#1 - waffies (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd probably be the guy to end up shooting someone who WASNT a zombie, and then be killed soon after for my troubles.
I'd probably be the guy to end up shooting someone who WASNT a zombie, and then be killed soon after for my troubles.
User avatar #9 - basicargentinian (10/25/2013) [-]
I would lock myself in and masturbate untill I die of sheer exhaustion.
#13 - jugularj (10/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
In all honesty, I'd probably give it a week or so to see if we could actually have some kind of possibility of containing and curing it. But if too much time has gone by and society is starting to crumble I'd probably just put a bullet in my head. I'd rather go quick than being ripped apart by zombies or fighting other humans for survival.
User avatar #5 - jakethegerm (10/25/2013) [-]
Realistically, in a zombie apocalypse I'd probably be a zombie.
#71 - thedutchs (10/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Steal a Hummer, paint it black, plate it, make bumper out of knives and spikes, go to a millitary base and mount a gun on it.

Blast death metal, run over zombies and become known as the Black Death.
#33 - bonbonboneh (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Psh just go to Nebraska nothing ever happens there.
#20 - thegrandexemplar (10/25/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I've always wanted to go to an Eskimo Community if a zombie apocalypse ever happens. It'd probably be too cold for most zombies, and them Eskimos probably know how to survive in the cold for pretty much forever.
#8 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
ill live in the mountains and be the mountain man. zombies cant climb mountains
#84 - wanicochil (10/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Not to be a buzz kill but unless the zombie virus, or rage virus, or what ever the shit is turning them is airborne or blood transferred, including via Mosquito's and only a certain very low like 20% of the population is immune, then zombie virus will be killed out with in a week, month longest

We are too efficient as a species at killing things that zombies pose literally 0 threat to us, Mosquito's are more threatening to us then zombies, word will get out very quickly and America, Australia, Britian etc etc etc will rush to action

Tanks, Helicopers, Jets, Artillery > zombie horde

We really are just too excellent at killing things
#74 - awesomescorpion (10/25/2013) [-]
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999999 / 1000000 change that when we would have invented a zombie, this would happen.
User avatar #47 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always kinda figured I'd crack almost immediately, especially in a hospital. I have a phobia of them. In any other location I thought I might stand some sort of chance, I'd at least try to move or find somewhere safe but if I was ever in a hospital, I'd most likely sit in a corner and cry quietly to myself until I was eaten.

I'm a very sick person right now though and that sickness actually taught me something about myself.
A part of what I have involves very intense, horrifying hallucinations. Once I was actually put in the hospital specifically for people to observe these hallucinations. While in the hospital I "woke up" so to speak to find myself in a hospital filled with monsters. Not exactly zombies, these were more disoriented and disfigured. I got up and actually tried to escape the hospital, apparently under the notion of wanting to get to and protect my family. Naturally I was caught almost immediately. The doctors and nurses came to get me but in my state of sheer panic and terror, I didn't register who or what they were and fought against them in an effort to break free and reunite myself with my family.
There's not too much to this story. The doctors and nurses eventually got me back under control and put me back in my room. I came out of it, went back to normal and they informed me of what had transpired. It wasn't really a big deal for them.
I a small part of me was proud of myself when I heard the story.
I managed to do the one thing that I always figured I wouldn't be able to do in literally one of the worst situations I can imagine. Yeah I got caught. If what I imagined had been real I would be dead almost in an instant but that's not what I focused on. I got up and fought when I thought I wouldn't and for that I was proud.
User avatar #21 - dedaluminus (10/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Realistically I'd be dead. I've got kidney failure, and I have to have dialysis to stay alive. The odds of a dialysis center running during a zombie apocalypse are pretty fucking slim. But that would also mean I had nothing to lose if the situation became totally fucked. I'd see how many of the many many bullets I have I could put to good use. I may have kidney failure, but I'm still an olympic level marksman.
#15 - tasomo (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Suicide. Definitely suicide. Zombie outbreak isn't the same as zombie apocalypse. Any apocalypse and I'm putting one through my dome. If mankind survives at all it'll take centuries to rebuild to the point where we're at and why would I want to live on in such a scenario? No medicine, no electricity, no anything. Just right back to square one. I'll pass.
#75 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Step 1: Find best possible weapon. A large, blunt object or sharp thing. Multiple if possible.
Step 2: Find zombies and kill them.
Step 3: Die in horrific pain and violence.

I won't survive in a zombie apocalypse, I am weak and frail, I would not get far at all.
I will bring the final glory to my family and to my ancestors. I'd want to die sooner rather than later. I'd rather die with bravery than live in fear.
User avatar #59 - thekawaiifascist (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'd just lose it and end up in some Dead Rising psycho bullshit.

Or dead.
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Probably_ dead.
#58 - triggathepirate (10/25/2013) [-]
Then there's me that's gonna spend time masturbating and starve to death
Then there's me that's gonna spend time masturbating and starve to death
#4 - thesimonved (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Antarctica
User avatar #72 - lookatmyhouseofwax (10/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Get new parts for my computer
Steal tons of games
Get canned food, chocolate icecream and cookies
Fap and play games all day
#12 - ronjeremysweiner (10/25/2013) [-]
get out of the city as soon as possible, but don't get caught in the crowds
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