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Sounds like a cunning ploy,

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Submitted: 03/29/2014
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#7 - mankey (03/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I think she's trying to tell me something
I think she's trying to tell me something
#10 - infinitereaper (03/30/2014) [+] (23 replies)
Let me tell you ladies sometimes guys are ******* dense it's important to be clear and straightforward sometimes,

My ex once sent me a picture of herself with the words "I love you" engraved in the picture
and I was like "oh, must be some, female art thing"
User avatar #26 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
It took my girl telling me to finish inside her so we could have children after we had been married for 3 years, before I figured out she wasn't just doing these things ironically.
#12 - IMIGHTBEJESUS (03/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Mine had to basically lay it all out like "Yeah so I really want to see this movie friday night but I don't really have anyone to go with"
User avatar #14 to #12 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/30/2014) [-]
"Oh well that's a shame."
[Prolonged awkward silence]
#25 - sonofpsychodad (03/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"Well I mean, the candles, the music, the sexy dress... what is going on here?"
#8 - include (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #45 - corocop (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If i knew where that line existed i would've saved myself an asswhoopin. Story time funnyjunkers:
>Be me, gas station attendant
>Being nice and complimenting the ladies is part of the job
>Gorgeous regular comes in
>Says,"Hello gorgeous, how was your day today?"
>replies,"*casual oh it wwas okay* thanks for asking boo!"
pause, I know her boyfriend we are cool, dude buys scratch off tickets constantly. He is a jealous type of guy so he rarely lets his girl come in alone. and now we are back
>Regular leaves, gets in the car and goes home (i guess)
>fast forward an hour
>time to go home
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Walk out
>her bf is waiting out next to my car
>"Hey man, heard you been flirting with my girl."
> ******************
>"Nope, pretty much the same stuff as when yall are both in there. she strangely calls me boo though."
>"well bro, see, she tells me you flirt with her and she is also a bit of a cheating bitch so, i dumped her, but i still have to beat you around a bit. you know? Gotta learn to stay away from other guys women."
>"Never flirted but take a swing or two. any more than two and i will start to fight back."
>Jealous dude hits me in the ribs twice, hops in his car, and leaves
>Sit on the hood of my car
>Text his ex
>one hour later she was in my bedroom massaging my back
Did we flirt while i was working? Not intentionally. Did her and i flirt later that night and everytime she comes into my store ever since, definitely.
User avatar #42 - cantfindausername (03/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
A girl told me she liked me and I didn't believe her.
#36 - moonmist (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#93 - datlaugh (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**datlaugh rolled image** My girlfriend.
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#82 - dangflabbit (03/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
heyy guyss,

I have a few trolls trying to make me mad on this site by telling me to hurt myself lol. Please inbox me on facebook "Emily pika Smith"

I have proof I am who I say I am and we need to come up with a plan to take these trolls down, I need the support of some nice guys, thanks.
#89 to #86 - nagafever (03/30/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image**actually this is most likely a betavirgin who was shot down by this girl
#114 - bitchesbanthymine (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I had a girl give me a striptease once and it was just 						****					. She barely put any effort into it, just took off her clothes and stood there. On top of that there was a window and a bush in the way.
I had a girl give me a striptease once and it was just **** . She barely put any effort into it, just took off her clothes and stood there. On top of that there was a window and a bush in the way.
#120 - newdevyx (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**newdevyx rolled image** Ye compressed mother fornicator.
#34 - ennemi (03/30/2014) [-]
I know it's beta has **** .

But last time, the girl literally had to get in my bed half naked and kiss me before I realized that she might be interested.
#102 - krizz (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>at a party
>drunk
>never hooked up at a party before
>talking to my bro in the kitchen
>suddenly 7/10 short as **** girl approaches me
>bro goes away, indicating she wants us to be alone
>asks me for a hug
>i dont know where she came from, haven't seen her around earlier
> ************************** .jpeg
>gives are a real bro hug with a pat on the back
>she stares at me afterwards
>bro laughs at us because i gave her a bro hug
>ask her if she wants a re-do
>yes @she wants the D
>picks her up for a real hug
>bro looks at me with a ugly grin on his face
>I put her down and give her the ol' bro pat on the back and send her away
>she obviously looks disappointed and embarrassed at the same time
>looks at bro
>laughs
>after about an hour I realise she wanted the D
>found nobody knew who she was
>I friendzoned a obvious one-night-stand
>didn't even try to talk to her
I never know when girls like me, seriously they have to ask for dick for me to get it..
#1 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Mine had to get drunk and talk dirty to me in German.
User avatar #2 to #1 - majormayor ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Du Schweinhund.
#138 - mennopauze (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have the same problem, I can't tell if they're just friendly to me or everyone.

This one time I was at a party with some girl I had been flirting with.
>be dancing
>She tells me i'm a pretty cool dude
>Tell her I think she's a pretty cool girl and we laught
15 min pass
> "You know anon, I'm still a virgin."
>itshappening.gif
>"So am I"
> **** i need to do something
>"We might could take each others."
>"Haha, no I don't see you like that"
>MFW
>I laught it off akwardly "I was just kidding, haha"
>didn't really talk to her since
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