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Sorry, wrong number

Quick the house is on fire, how many 5s are in the emergency number?

Emergency numbers around the
world
Egypt 112
Jordan 112
Kazakhstan 112
Denmark 112
Italy 112
Russia 112
United States 911
Botswana 911
Uruguay 911
Thailand 999
United Kingdom 999
Bangladesh 9555555
lit.
WTF Bangladesh?
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User avatar #8 - ihatelife (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
#19 - tripscausedthis (08/04/2014) [-]
Australia is 000   
   
real easy to remember and nearly impossible to missdial.   
   
also incredibly 						*******					 easy to pocket dial
Australia is 000

real easy to remember and nearly impossible to missdial.

also incredibly ******* easy to pocket dial
User avatar #3 - nussbrot (08/04/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Austria:
122 - fire service
133 - police
144 - ambulance
128 - Gas Emergency
1455 - Pharmacy Emergency
01 406 43 43 - Poisoning Emergency
147 - Children Emergency
142 - Telephone counseling
116 000 - Hotline for missing childs
01 112 112 - Victim Emergency
01 717 19 - Woman Emergency
0800 246 247 - Man Emergency (Styria only)
01 313 30 - Psychiatric help
140 - Mountain Rescue
3686/20500 - Rescuedogs

All numbers a good citysen needs to know.
Oh...and yeah you could also dial 112 which will redirect you to the police.

Have a nice emergency-free day.
#30 - thedeviousdagger (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #9 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
For a good time, call 867-5309.
#5 - adriaan ONLINE (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
in the uk 112 will work as well.
#17 to #16 - adriaan ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
no, it's get you to the same place as 911. it's there mainly for tourists and the need of the eu to have one emergency number 112.
#1 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Australias is 000
User avatar #6 to #1 - jordiepie (08/04/2014) [-]
But in Australia, 911 will work as well.
Probably because we watch so many US TV shows they thought they'd add it to be safe.
User avatar #23 - misswunderlich (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
112 is the europe emergency number, so basicaly you can use it in every european country
User avatar #2 - SaintSlayer (08/04/2014) [-]
New Zealand: 111
#40 - jagoz (08/04/2014) [-]
Uruguay mentioned, swell with mate and weed!
User avatar #31 - xikato (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
dutch is 112 too
User avatar #35 to #31 - iambartichello (08/04/2014) [-]
the entire eu i think
#49 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
There are 81 countries where you can dial 112 as an emergency number.

Including the U.S.A and the U.K.
User avatar #42 - torchrose (08/04/2014) [-]
Canada is 911 because we North America
#41 - bval (08/04/2014) [-]
They say that one of the reasons that 9-1-1 was chosen was that, because rotary phones dialed numbers by repeatedly disconnecting and reconnecting the line, the initial series of nine rapid pulses in 9-1-1 was very unlikely to occur accidentally while installing a phone or doing repairs.
#38 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Spain: 112
User avatar #36 - windson (08/04/2014) [-]
**** DUDE

THEYRE NOT EVEN FIVE 5s
#29 - grandmabetty (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Where the hell did you get your facts? Bangladesh use 999
User avatar #14 - metalmind (08/04/2014) [-]
Germany:
112: Fire brigade and Ambulance
110: Police
#13 - rallen ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Portugal: 112
User avatar #4 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Australia: 000
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