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Sorry for not providing OC and contributing more to Funnyjunk, but I thought this was too good to not share.

To the family in the red suv at Tim Horton' s today”
Yes I am a big no lies guy whh motorcycles and full of tattoos. I am a
welder. I am loud. I drink been I swear and I look titre t would eat your soul
it you stare at me wrong.
What you don' t know is that I have been happily married for I I years. my
kids call me daddy. I am a college graduate, my mother is proud of the and
tells eberyone how lucky she is to hays such a wonderful son. my nieces
and nephews are always happy to see there m' nonce me. when my
daughter was her arm I pried more than she did. I read Books, I help
people, I go out of my way to thank war veterans and I EVEN cried at
Armageddon..."
So next time I smile and say N to your little girl and you grate her and tell
her " No no dear we don' t talk to dirty bikers‘ remember that EVEN the you
hurt my tastings this "dirty other would be the first person to run into your
burning house to save your little girls gold fish so she wouldn' t one
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Submitted: 03/06/2014
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User avatar #6 - jasonvgrace (03/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yes but what I'm afraid of is if my daughter were to assume that all bikers were good people and then lo and behold, she comes across a rude arsehole or worse to leave it at that . True, the lady didn't have to call you "dirty", but honestly, if you wanted to be seen as a respectable human by strangers (emphasis on people who don't know you) then you should appeal to stereotypes that would help your case. The last thing I'd want to teach my child is that the sketchy druggo sitting in a dark alleyway smoking, is an approachable human.
#11 - fenomenum ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
umm that picture does not look as scary as the text is describing lol he looks like a midget hobo santa with some tats
User avatar #10 - thrashmash (03/07/2014) [-]
This text originally had a different picture
User avatar #8 - fuzzyballs (03/07/2014) [-]
this is just as bad as people calling themselves nerds
User avatar #7 - alalalalal (03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah right, mean people in Canada? Nice try, OP, troll harder next time
#4 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
Well teaching the kid to not talk to sketchy ass looking strangers is probably a good idea, hell I certainly plan on doing that when I have kids.

The lady was being a good parent, and you look ******* sketchy. So wipe that stupid **** eating grin off your face.
User avatar #3 - tittylovin (03/07/2014) [-]
So full of himself, he dresses up to get attention and jumps at the chance to remind people of how great he really is. Bikers: the original teenage goths.
#2 - symmiie ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - jlomba (03/07/2014) [-]
Hes not 280! LOL, what a retard biker... trying to beef himself up to look tough. Bikers are the most self conscious people on the planet.
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