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User avatar #135 - rbpwn (11/13/2013) [-]
Literally the same as saying "I think TF2 ruined sandwiches because there's an olive in theirs"

What the ****


Every Scandinavian I've ever met has been a pretentious cunt about their heritage
User avatar #295 to #135 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
They have the bitching-est heritage ever!
User avatar #187 to #135 - Foxchase (11/13/2013) [-]
Then you've met the wrong people. I know a lot of Norwegians are pretentious pricks, but a lot of them don't know **** about their heritage, really. They just use all the best parts and ignore the rest.
THat being said, as a Norwegian, there are a lot of people out there who make fun of our heritage. We're looked upon as farmers, old-fashioned and stupid because we like to celebrate our culture because of the fact our current nation is only 107 years old (We got our own constitution in 1814, but weren't independent until 1905, after losing sovereignty in 1536). Then WWII happened like 35 years later, another 5 years of oppression. Plus the fact that people who lived through WWII and experienced the very early years of our current nation are still alive also kind of contribute to that.
#161 to #135 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2013) [-]
Can't handle people who are proud of their culture?
User avatar #163 to #161 - rbpwn (11/13/2013) [-]
There's a difference between being proud and being a ******* who insults every other culture
#182 to #163 - thechosentroll (11/13/2013) [-]
Well, of course they're gonna be intolerant. Why do you think scandinavian countries are so successful?

England - based on equality. Gets overrun with kebabs.
America - based on freedom. Gets overrun with kebabs.
France - based on democracy. Gets overrun with kebabs.
Norway, Sweden and Finland - based on hatred for all other cultures. Economically successful with minimal kebabs.
Germany - based on fascism. Most economically successful country in Europe. No kebabs.
China - based on chauvinism. Most successful country in the world. Kebab gets executed on sight.
#401 to #182 - beerterror (11/13/2013) [-]
Sweden for sure
#384 to #182 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm from The Faroe Islands, which is a Nordic country, and kebab is the best thing that has happened here in recent years.
User avatar #239 to #182 - greedtheavaricious (11/13/2013) [-]
Dude. There is Kebab behind every corner in germany and it's ******* delicious.
User avatar #210 to #182 - rbpwn (11/13/2013) [-]
**** I am so hungry and now all this kebab
#189 to #182 - northard (11/13/2013) [-]
>Norway, Sweden and Germany
>not overrun with kebabs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #190 to #189 - thechosentroll (11/13/2013) [-]
Yes, but the kebabs don't run the place.
User avatar #440 to #190 - kebabs (11/13/2013) [-]
Maybe we do. What do you know about our lives anyways priviledged human being. You dont know what it is like to be a food item.
#193 to #190 - northard (11/13/2013) [-]
And thank the gods for that, but Germany is on the brink of being captured by the kebabs. In one part of Berlin there are over 90k Turks and close to no Germans. Here in Norway we have an area like that too in Oslo, unfortunately.
User avatar #416 to #193 - bjorntheberserk (11/13/2013) [-]
If it is easy for kebabs to move to Norway than maybe I should too?
How hard is it to become a citizen in Norway?
Don't worry I am white and very much willing to learn Norwegian.
#446 to #416 - northard (11/13/2013) [-]
Good luck with that. The right-wings (liberals and conservatives) are in charge now, so it will be harder to get into the country, and you have a higher chance of being deported.
User avatar #197 to #193 - thechosentroll (11/13/2013) [-]
The fact that bulgarians are physiologically incapable of giving a **** about race, religion, nationality or anything, really, helps, too.
#196 to #193 - thechosentroll (11/13/2013) [-]
Kind of glad I'm bulgarian. Due to the fact that we were under turkish pardon me, "ottoman" rule for 5 ******* centuries, we've learned to live with eachother. There's no religious conflicts, because of our shared history. They **** **** up in most other countries, since they're treated as visitors or invaders. You don't integrate them into your society, so they create their own little society inside yours, becoming stronger over time and despising you for isolating them until **** eventually hits the fan and they go out raping and murdering people. To us, they're more like roommates.
#205 to #196 - northard (11/13/2013) [-]
That is true, you do share a lot of history and culture, and you're geographically really close. Over here in the Germanic (like Germany, Netherlands and Scandinavian countries) countries, we have our own history and culture that we share with other Germanic countries (and quite a bit with the Finno-Ugric countries/"tribes"). The Germanic culture and the culture over there (Southern Slavic, I believe) don't really get along.

I do agree with you a little there. Either integrate them as soon as possible or throw them out as soon as possible. That should go for every country. Why should we keep foreign criminals, foreigners who are not willing to integrate and foreigners who don't have anything to do in the country? Once you migrate to another country you should be respectful of their culture and their set of rules and norms. If you don't, you can just piss off. If I ever decided to migrate to i.e. Afghanistan, I'd respect their culture, reliogion, etc and abide to their rules, but I would practice my own culture in the privacy of my own home, so it pisses me off when Muslims come and riot in our streets because they want an Islamic form of reign. Have you seen the stuff that goes on around here (talking about the extremists, not all Muslims)? Some teenage boy from Turkey (I think he was from Turkey, but I'm not sure) in Denmark wrote a book about how disrespectful Muslim immigrants were to the Danish people, and now he gets several death threats every single day from immigrants in Denmark. Even an Islamic Imam is warning Norway about the Muslim communities that are being unsupervised. **** is getting ridiculous.
#176 to #163 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2013) [-]
Found the uncultured american.
Enjoy your burger.
User avatar #177 to #176 - rbpwn (11/13/2013) [-]
I will, thanks

But I'm Canadian

Also, I know this is bait
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