Sonic the Bear!
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bakinboy ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-] survival tip #28
if a bear approaches you don't run, resistance is futile. use what little time you have left to make peace with your gods
if a bear approaches you don't run, resistance is futile. use what little time you have left to make peace with your gods
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adhdtookmyaccount (01/16/2015) [-]
survival tip #29
always have a fat friend go with you camping. In the event of a bear attack, trip him and run away
always have a fat friend go with you camping. In the event of a bear attack, trip him and run away
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trollchildxy (01/17/2015) [-] If it's a Grizzly, play bitch.
If it's a Black, show dominance.
If it's a Black, show dominance.
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nickypickle (01/17/2015) [-] >instead of avoiding black bear, attack the bear so that you can fight since you want to fight
good idea yeah
good idea yeah
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anon (01/17/2015) [-]
It's because generally Grizzly/Polar bears will only charge humans if they see them as a threat to their cubs/food.
But black bears however will stalk and charge you because they are hungry, but since humans are not ideal bear food, the bear attacking will likely be weak/starving/wounded, which makes them more easily scared if you attack them back in self-defense.
But black bears however will stalk and charge you because they are hungry, but since humans are not ideal bear food, the bear attacking will likely be weak/starving/wounded, which makes them more easily scared if you attack them back in self-defense.
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ironsoul (01/16/2015) [-] Fun fact, a bear can outrun a racehorse. Your fat ass never stood a chance.
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bagguhsleep ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-] Because it would un allowed because it's a horse race not a bring whatever the **** you want race
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removekimchi (01/16/2015) [-] this is why i would never go into bear country without a ridiculously large caliber rifle
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therealbigboss (01/16/2015) [-] If thats what I think it is, youre looking to turn a bear inside out.
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ChewyConor (01/16/2015) [-] I remember hearing about a bear charging a half dozen or so hunters with large calibre rifles and it killed 2 of them despite being shot something like 50 times with high calibre rifles.
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weightedtemp (01/16/2015) [-] This is wrong. If you run from a bear you just can't run straight. You're best bet is to change directions relatively often because it's crazy difficult for them to turn on a dime like we can. If a smaller 200-300 pound bear chases after you though, you're probably ******
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catpisseverdeen (01/17/2015) [-] Thought that was a gator thing. Excuse me, my Florida is showing.
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weightedtemp (01/17/2015) [-] It is, gators can't turn because of their long bodies, the really big bears can't turn as well because they're ******* huge.
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medexplain (01/17/2015) [-] Gator's won't run after you, so it doesn't really matter. They're ambush predators. If they don't get you during the initial lunge/attack, then you're good. They won't run after you.
Fellow Floridian here. There's a gator that lives in a pond/stream between the university and the parking lot. It's pretty cool.
Fellow Floridian here. There's a gator that lives in a pond/stream between the university and the parking lot. It's pretty cool.
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sisterblister (01/17/2015) [-] if you see sanic and dont expect the sound you deserve it
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cormy (01/17/2015) [-] Loud noises warning.
You are assaulting your ears and possibly risking hearing loss!
Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you deserve it.
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You are assaulting your ears and possibly risking hearing loss!
Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you deserve it.
soundcloud.com/zovi/pretty-gritty
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olmesy (01/16/2015) [-] Aren't you supposed to run down hill? Bears have a strange anatomy that means they will fall if they run down hill.
But then they'll be at the bottom of the hill and they can still run up hill. Hmm.
But then they'll be at the bottom of the hill and they can still run up hill. Hmm.
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androidiix (01/17/2015) [-] Spray it if it retreats good. If not play dead and make your peace. Or kill it with your bear hands.
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androidiix (01/17/2015) [-] Animals run away when they are confused. Bear pepper spray causes the membranes of the eyes, nose and lungs of a bear to swell and the result is a nearly total, yet temporary, loss of sight and severe restriction of breathing. To be effective, bear spray has to hit the eyes and nose of the bear. Most times, bears that are sprayed leave the area allowing you time to recede.
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georgenine (01/17/2015) [-]
The easiest way to tell them apart is to climb a tree.
If the bear climbs up after you, its a black bear.
If the bear shakes the tree until you fall out, its a grizzly.
If the bear climbs up after you, its a black bear.
If the bear shakes the tree until you fall out, its a grizzly.
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toncheky (01/17/2015) [-] If a bear is determined to chase you, you're ****** . They run, swim and climb like crazy.
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friedepidermis (01/16/2015) [-] "My fanbase, why's it full of furries?"
Says the personified hedgehog
Says the personified hedgehog
