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I Anonymous 11/ CEED( Tue) 01: 1503 No. 172124677 [Reigns]
Hey /b/, I' m gonna be a father in a moment, but havent thought ofa name.
l Post 77 decides what to call my baby boy. Will provide birth certificate as proof.
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I Anonymous 11/ CEE) 9( Tue) 01: 16: 18 No. 172124889
I Anonymous 11/ CEE) 9( Tue) 01: 16: 32 No. 172124936
EPIC
I Anonymous 11/ CEED( Tue) 01 18: 28 No. 172124925
missed freer chance bro.
What' s freer last name?
Courage Welt
I Annoymous CD/ 12/ CD( Sat) 01 :28: 38 No', 159838729
Cl Ananymous . aoa( Surpri: st: hls.’ l? ?
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User avatar #5 - I Am Monkey (10/02/2013) [-]
"Daddy how did you come up with my name?"
"Some faggot rolled dubs"
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User avatar #6 to #5 - sasyboncho (10/02/2013) [-]
Quads.
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User avatar #114 to #5 - teoferrazzi (10/02/2013) [-]
your avatar fits your comment like a glove
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#123 to #5 - kaboomz (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #144 to #5 - topperharly (10/02/2013) [-]
**topperharly rolls 34** john boy
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#150 to #5 - anon (10/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works when you try enough!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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User avatar #153 to #5 - TardytheTurtle (10/03/2013) [-]
look up Courage Wolf Harper
it actually happened
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#128 to #5 - anon (10/02/2013) [-]
how is this funny?
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User avatar #12 to #5 - emberstar (10/02/2013) [-]
**emberstar rolls 7,853** As requested by sasyboncho.
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#13 to #12 - emberstar (10/02/2013) [-]
**emberstar rolls 7,115** Sorry, but I have failed.
**emberstar rolls 7,115** Sorry, but I have failed.
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User avatar #27 to #13 - mion (10/02/2013) [-]
**mion rolls 47** gotta start small
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User avatar #154 to #27 - emberstar (10/03/2013) [-]
**emberstar rolls 30** Like this?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - sasyboncho (10/02/2013) [-]
Say my name <3
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#15 to #14 - emberstar (10/02/2013) [-]
sasyboncho? Sorry, I meant Cameron
sasyboncho? Sorry, I meant Cameron
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User avatar #18 to #15 - sasyboncho (10/02/2013) [-]
Ok, that's an out-dated YouTube account.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - sasyboncho (10/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** ..
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User avatar #17 to #16 - emberstar (10/02/2013) [-]
He likes math and playing Sims 3.
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User avatar #19 to #17 - sasyboncho (10/02/2013) [-]
Read my above comment^
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User avatar #20 to #19 - emberstar (10/02/2013) [-]
I wasn't sure, I felt like trying to freak you out.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - sasyboncho (10/02/2013) [-]
It worked.
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User avatar #30 to #5 - darksideofthebeast (10/02/2013) [-]
**darksideofthebeast rolls 91** 77 to be exact.
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#31 to #5 - lavatory (10/02/2013) [-]
**lavatory rolls 8,910** dont you mean quads?
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#7 to #5 - laziness (10/02/2013) [-]
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#8 to #5 - wizardfist (10/02/2013) [-]
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#26 to #5 - stoki (10/02/2013) [-]
Check again, that faglord rolled quads. Double dubs.
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#28 to #26 - jeppetp (10/02/2013) [-]
Technically Triple-dubs... Two times dubs, and then once for the two dubs being the same...
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User avatar #59 to #28 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
Technically quadrupple dubs.
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15983(7777) (double 77's)
Also two trips.
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#2 - johrny (10/01/2013) [-]
*18 years later*
*son finds this green post*
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User avatar #32 to #2 - phyrex (10/02/2013) [-]
thats why it keeps getting reposted so he does
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#23 - kailemar (10/02/2013) [-]
Baby's face when
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#1 - usepreparationh (10/01/2013) [-]
Courage is a badass name though.
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#99 to #1 - riseandfightfj (10/02/2013) [-]
so is wolf, it worked surprisingly well.
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User avatar #41 - chuca (10/02/2013) [-]
while that's actually a cool name, anyone who would let the internet decide the name of their kid, probably shouldn't be allowed to have a kid
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User avatar #52 to #41 - mitchr (10/02/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. After all, www.behindthename.com/
Now, as for letting 4CHAN name their kid... yeah, kinda agree.
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User avatar #72 to #52 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
Why?
4chan is full of white knights and faggots these days, what is the worst that could happen?
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#146 to #142 - mitchr (10/02/2013) [-]
You kidding? That's nowhere near the worst 4chan can come up with.

See this. 4chan would find a way to make it more offensive. Somehow. They are devious in their deceit.
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#122 to #41 - anon (10/02/2013) [-]
tell us more, o' wise and responsible adult
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User avatar #58 to #41 - syrenthra (10/02/2013) [-]
The thing is he probably wouldn't have gone through with it if it wasn't a viable name like Ass ****** . Probably wouldn't have delivered and end of story
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User avatar #85 to #58 - gunslayer (10/02/2013) [-]
I would have named my kid "Ass ****** ". It would be interesting.
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#11 - haqq (10/02/2013) [-]
that's an awesome name
that's an awesome name
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User avatar #124 - melontwilight (10/02/2013) [-]
"Dad why did you you name me Courage Wolf?"
"For the lols, son. For the lols."
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User avatar #126 to #124 - sinkoran (10/02/2013) [-]
best excuse ever
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User avatar #130 to #124 - sanguinesolitude (10/02/2013) [-]
'this one anon on 4chan rolled quad 7s"

"whats 4chan dad"

"um...."
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User avatar #40 - BadManTaliban (10/02/2013) [-]
if he jizzes in a girls mouth, would he call it a shot of liquid courage?
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#77 to #40 - daix ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
You.. You going places
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User avatar #29 - decimatrix ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Someday he's gonna get with a girl, and say "I'm gonna fill you with Courage!"
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User avatar #36 - willindor (10/02/2013) [-]
Dubs decide the name of my firstborn.
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User avatar #60 to #36 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
**psykobear rolls 31**
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User avatar #61 to #60 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
**psykobear rolls 76**
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User avatar #62 to #61 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
**psykobear rolls 28**
You never said no multiple rolls
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**psykobear rolls 27**
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**psykobear rolls 78**
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User avatar #65 to #64 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
**psykobear rolls 52**
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User avatar #66 to #65 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
**psykobear rolls 72**
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**psykobear rolls 67**
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User avatar #68 to #67 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
**psykobear rolls 11**
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User avatar #69 to #68 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
Faggot McDonald *insert your last name here*
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#73 to #36 - bibbity (10/02/2013) [-]
**bibbity rolls 02** Courage Wolf the Second.
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User avatar #108 to #36 - assjaw (10/02/2013) [-]
**assjaw rolls 96** Darius Negrophallus
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#47 to #36 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
**ifsaz rolls 72** My father is unoriginal as ****
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User avatar #49 to #36 - devastatedfaith (10/02/2013) [-]
**devastatedfaith rolls 03** Squizzle ************
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**whiplasher rolls 82** Whiplasher
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User avatar #97 to #36 - portshadow **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
**portshadow rolls 09** He won't have a name.
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**Johnnychristian rolls 17** Skyler White
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**finblob rolls 84** Vaginaspawn
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**anaraledien rolls 06** Blue Waffle
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User avatar #112 to #36 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
**lawander rolls 38** ************
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#54 to #36 - swordwoman (10/02/2013) [-]
**swordwoman rolls 21** Deamon Hunter (your last name)
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Deamon Hunter (your last name)
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User avatar #56 to #54 - swordwoman (10/02/2013) [-]
**swordwoman rolls 63**

Damn it!

let's try again!
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User avatar #51 to #36 - viperish (10/02/2013) [-]
**viperish rolls 31** ****** ******
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#78 to #36 - niggerwaffle (10/02/2013) [-]
** ************ rolls 19** Wasssakki
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User avatar #48 to #36 - redflame (10/02/2013) [-]
**redflame rolls 18** Samantha
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User avatar #76 to #36 - bakakinji (10/02/2013) [-]
**bakakinji rolls 74** Gandalf
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User avatar #39 to #36 - mrbrown (10/02/2013) [-]
**mrbrown rolls 79** Steve
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User avatar #75 to #36 - nsfwcontent (10/02/2013) [-]
** *********** rolls 20** Melvin
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User avatar #37 to #36 - dragontear (10/02/2013) [-]
**dragontear rolls 73**
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User avatar #74 to #36 - DKXX ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
**DKXX rolls 81** John
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User avatar #101 to #36 - Darianvincent (10/02/2013) [-]
**Darianvincent rolls 77**
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User avatar #102 to #101 - Darianvincent (10/02/2013) [-]
Name him Typo.
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User avatar #9 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Courage is a damn fine name at least.
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User avatar #82 - energytwinkie (10/02/2013) [-]
Actually, thats a nice name. At least he didn't get one of the other names!
Courage sounds nice.
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User avatar #100 to #82 - herecomesjohnny (10/02/2013) [-]
Courage sounds cowardly
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User avatar #103 to #100 - ninjahitman ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Courage the cowardly wolf?
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User avatar #104 to #103 - herecomesjohnny (10/02/2013) [-]
there. beautiful.
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#106 - boobboobs ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
what if he turns out to be * puts on sunglasses* a cowardly dog
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#125 to #106 - anon (10/02/2013) [-]
lol sunglasses is all ********** for me, ******* hell admin stop this stupid censorship ******** already.
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User avatar #129 to #106 - aussieftw (10/02/2013) [-]
Nobody will understand that pun by the time he grows up probably..
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#111 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 - emokoneko (10/02/2013) [-]
Thing is, you don't immediately get a birth certificate for a newborn, or even on the same day. You can get a temp proof of birth from the hospital, but honestly this looks a bit too unofficial. No watermarks or anything.
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#80 to #79 - OllieArmageden (10/02/2013) [-]
3 days between replies...
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User avatar #81 to #80 - emokoneko (10/02/2013) [-]
The first and last post have the same date.
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#127 - scoobi (10/02/2013) [-]
&quot; Hey Daddy, Why is my first name Courage?&quot; &quot;Well, I liked the show Courage the cowardly dog a lot so I decided to name you that.&quot; &quot;Why is my middle name Wolf Daddy?&quot; &quot;Because wolfs are strong and powerful.&quot; &quot;Then why is my last name Harper?&quot; &quot;Why won't you just shut the **** up, let me have my beer and I'll think of a good excuse for that later.&quot;
" Hey Daddy, Why is my first name Courage?"

"Well, I liked the show Courage the cowardly dog a lot so I decided to name you that."

"Why is my middle name Wolf Daddy?"

"Because wolfs are strong and powerful."

"Then why is my last name Harper?"

"Why won't you just shut the **** up, let me have my beer and I'll think of a good excuse for that later."
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User avatar #133 to #127 - theshinypen (10/02/2013) [-]
Why is your name Harper. Well let me tell you of a wonderful place called Faerun.
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User avatar #117 - xtwinblade (10/02/2013) [-]
i want my kids middle name to be Danger. like John Danger Henrixen
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User avatar #24 - rmoran (10/02/2013) [-]
And here we see a relic from when dubs were possible on /b/
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User avatar #42 to #24 - trivdiego (10/02/2013) [-]
what happened to make them impossible?
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User avatar #44 to #42 - arrogant (10/02/2013) [-]
The mods disabled them, so now GETs skip post numbers ending in dubs. Eg, 10241, 10242, 10243, 10245 etc.
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#45 to #44 - trivdiego (10/02/2013) [-]
why would they do that?
why would they do that?
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User avatar #46 to #45 - arrogant (10/02/2013) [-]
Mainly just to **** with people I believe. Also, people were writing scripts to make false GETs, probably had something to do with it
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