sometimes, i hate people
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINES
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Thinngol (11/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
stickied by xxazeritsxx
www.energydrinksettlement.com/claim
Go there and fill out a claim if you've bought a red bull since 2002. You don't need to provide proof of purchase and you get $10 reimbursement or $15 worth of red bull. You're welcome.
Go there and fill out a claim if you've bought a red bull since 2002. You don't need to provide proof of purchase and you get $10 reimbursement or $15 worth of red bull. You're welcome.
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PubLandlord (11/04/2014) [-] 
"Just kidding. It turns out the actual Red Bull lawsuit has nothing to do with growing physical wings out of your body -- it claims that the slogan is a part of a larger false marketing campaign where the energy drink promises a higher physical performance, as opposed to just being another caffeinated beverage. So, where did that other stuff come from? When Snopes traced it back, they found the reason everyone is attributing the lawsuit solely to the power of flight is because most news organizations simply chose to ignore the real story to make the news more interesting. And isn't that what journalism is all about?"
www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/red-bulls-class-action-lawsuit-6-other-internet-lies_p2/
Picture - Amount of sugar in drinks
www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/red-bulls-class-action-lawsuit-6-other-internet-lies_p2/
Picture - Amount of sugar in drinks
#15 to #4
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metalcoldreaper (11/05/2014) [-] Yeah, now lets see how much cocaine is in each drink? aaaand Coca cola wins.
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lyiat (11/05/2014) [-] They all tie. There is no actual cocaine in Coke anymore. The cocaine is extracted from the coca leaf, which is then used to flavor the drink. They are the only company legally permitted to manufacturer cocaine in the country, and I'm not entirely sure where it goes after they do it.
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forbesydemon (11/05/2014) [-] If I was the plastic surgeon I would actually use this case as a marketing strategy.
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angelusprimus (11/05/2014) [-] Found the stereotypical red white and blue all american lawsuit filing ****** !
#2
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goodhomer ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-] The lawsuit wasn't that it didn't give you literal wings, it was that it wasn't an effective source of energy.
#13
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slapchoppin (11/05/2014) [-] but in every ad at the end they say it doesn't actually give you wings
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anon (11/04/2014) [-]
People, you just don't truly undestand, let me explain:
Red Bull (like every energetic drink) drink on regular basis in big doses damage your kidneys, liver, cardiovascual system and so on. It slowly kills you. It gives you metaphorical wings. Why do you thing in the commercial peson that drinks Red Bull fly up? They're going to heaven.
Red Bull (like every energetic drink) drink on regular basis in big doses damage your kidneys, liver, cardiovascual system and so on. It slowly kills you. It gives you metaphorical wings. Why do you thing in the commercial peson that drinks Red Bull fly up? They're going to heaven.
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ubercookieboy ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-] Sure, I COULD demand that they reimburse my purchase for an obviously facetious claim
But I'm not an asshole
But I'm not an asshole
#37
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deckbox (11/05/2014) [-] Americans are just the worst people on the planet for sueing a company on an obviously impossible promotional tag, and they mean wings as in a mental lift due to the caffeine.
Must be some autistic 4chan guy who started all this
Must be some autistic 4chan guy who started all this
#38
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norwegianlolz (11/05/2014) [-] to however "American" who made this happen
Because it would not happen anywhere else...
Because it would not happen anywhere else...
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internetscaresme (11/05/2014) [-] It isn't, it's a real thing
And it's ****** smart, I wish I could of thought of this before
And it's ****** smart, I wish I could of thought of this before
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angelusprimus (11/05/2014) [-] Its not about ******* wings...
Jesus christ doesn't anyone do any research anymore?
www.snopes.com/legal/redbullwings.asp
Jesus christ doesn't anyone do any research anymore?
www.snopes.com/legal/redbullwings.asp
#42
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epicpoke (11/05/2014) [-] I'm not loving mcdonald's.
I do not find KFC finger lickin' good.
B&B's Greatest Show On Earth is not as good as Adventure Time.
Nationwide would not be on my side if I murdered someone.
After going to Wal-Mart and paying less, I did not live any better.
I wanted to finish a school project in an hour, and put on my Nikes. I just could not do it.
Unless BMW made a submarine/tank/jest hybrid, then it is NOT the ultimate driving machine.
I think I have several million dollars worth in lawsuits I can take advantage of.
I do not find KFC finger lickin' good.
B&B's Greatest Show On Earth is not as good as Adventure Time.
Nationwide would not be on my side if I murdered someone.
After going to Wal-Mart and paying less, I did not live any better.
I wanted to finish a school project in an hour, and put on my Nikes. I just could not do it.
Unless BMW made a submarine/tank/jest hybrid, then it is NOT the ultimate driving machine.
I think I have several million dollars worth in lawsuits I can take advantage of.
#39
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anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Wow, how ******* dumb does that judge have to be? "You have to hand out free money to anyone who applies, without any proof"
