Sometimes I Forget Why I Made An Account. And I thought FJ was weird. My parents are hem plasters and cace I was this one dude whee dad was the pastor of the ri tumblr what are You doing Even i cant
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Sometimes I Forget Why I Made An Account

And I thought FJ was weird

My parents are hem plasters and cace I was ******* this one dude
whee dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered 'tale
biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up
getting into a cf who cauld recite the mast bible versus
teeters they cummed
you need less jesus
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Submitted: 07/19/2014
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#3 - plumpbooty (07/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#7 - lordbyronxiv ONLINE (07/19/2014) [+] (10 replies)
#24 - shruika (07/20/2014) [+] (48 replies)
**shruika rolled image** My god
User avatar #9 - ibowtobacon (07/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Today on **** that never happened
User avatar #11 to #9 - envinite ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Does it even matter? Most lols in internet is not even legit anyway
#20 - Kirbyman ONLINE (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I guess both of them were saying "oh god" then.
repeatedly

because they were saying psalms

I assume psalms have "oh god" somewhere in them
I mean, its the bible, doesn't everything?

Why are you even reading this far? It stopped being funny a while ago.
#1 - omjong (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #30 - doobles (07/20/2014) [-]
Of all the things that didnt happen this didnt happen the most
User avatar #19 - volksunion ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
fake and gay

then again everything on tumblr is
User avatar #2 - iamgoliath (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"cummed"
#31 - bluwizard (07/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**bluwizard rolled image** when i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
**bluwizard rolled image** when i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
User avatar #26 - skittlesinexcess ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (9 replies)
thou shalt not commit adultery don't mean sex is wrong, just cheating.
#8 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Well, to be fair, the Song of Solomon is dirty enough to recite while 						*******					.
Well, to be fair, the Song of Solomon is dirty enough to recite while ******* .
User avatar #41 to #8 - commontroll (07/20/2014) [-]
It's true, you could make a two dollar Thai whore blush from what's written in Song of Solomon/Song of Songs.
User avatar #23 - slenderwolf (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Is Psalms 23 the one that goes like, "I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, but I fear no evil, for thou art with me"?
User avatar #101 to #35 - slenderwolf (07/20/2014) [-]
A man once said, "The fastest way to find the answer to a question is not to search for it, but rather state a false solution."
User avatar #80 - iiiphoenixiii (07/20/2014) [-]
And that is my problem with organized religion in text form.
#72 - jalthelas (07/20/2014) [-]
**jalthelas rolled image**
#33 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Good grief this is ridiculous. I don't wanna be a buzzkill asshole but c'mon you're both just treating your religion like its noting. Kind of hypocritical I think. I dunno, that's just me. There's a lot of more or less "fake" Christians around where I live and it bothers me to no end. This just bothers me so much. Sorry I just had to get that off my chest. Also pretty damn fake story too.
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