Someone please do this!. . maddison : we people realize by not starting gay weddings with, "queerly beloved" they' re missing a really gent! opportunity queerly
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Someone please do this!

maddison :
we people realize by not starting
gay weddings with, "queerly
beloved" they' re missing a really
gent! opportunity
queerly beloved, we are gathered
here togay"
31, 777 mates
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#3 - unusualember (11/08/2013) [+] (27 replies)
If I was gay, I'd 						*******					 demand that they do this at my wedding.
If I was gay, I'd ******* demand that they do this at my wedding.
#14 - seeking (11/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Simpsons did that as a gag in an episode. I forget what the episode was called but it had been done

www.thefreelibrary.com/Patty+is+queerly+beloved.-a0128997660
#1 - ekkeerr (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My desktop is now covered in coffee, totally worth it.
#4 - hoban (11/08/2013) [-]
Jesus i laughed til there was no more air in my lungs and then started farting from the pressure. Funniest post i have seen in ages
Jesus i laughed til there was no more air in my lungs and then started farting from the pressure. Funniest post i have seen in ages
User avatar #16 - telekinetic (11/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
... To join this man and this man in homo matrimony.
#37 - potatophucker (11/09/2013) [-]
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#35 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #56 - girguy (11/09/2013) [-]
instead of amen, the priest says "gaymen"
#45 - redbannerman (11/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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Just to aid with my curiosity. I don't know how marriages work outside of what few I've been to (All being Christian weddings, mind). Would you just hire a judge rather than a priest?


Just curious, don't shoot me.
User avatar #33 - Rvalldrgg (11/09/2013) [-]
Queerly Beloved, we are gathered here togay in the sign of Liberace, to join together gaynon and gaynon in fabulous matrimony.
#59 - thepink (11/09/2013) [-]
Gay wedding story (kind of)   
   
>before home state legalized same sex marraige   
>commitment ceremony for my aunts   
>one aunt never had children, my sisters and I were like her honorary kids so we get to be her bridal party.   
>hands my older sister a satchel with the rings, tells her she'll know when to hand them over.   
>ceremony starts   
>pretty much exactly like a wedding, hymns and bible passages and people blubbering   
>nearing the end, time for vows   
>turns to my sister   
>"do you hav da wing?"   
>mfw
Gay wedding story (kind of)

>before home state legalized same sex marraige
>commitment ceremony for my aunts
>one aunt never had children, my sisters and I were like her honorary kids so we get to be her bridal party.
>hands my older sister a satchel with the rings, tells her she'll know when to hand them over.
>ceremony starts
>pretty much exactly like a wedding, hymns and bible passages and people blubbering
>nearing the end, time for vows
>turns to my sister
>"do you hav da wing?"
>mfw
User avatar #57 - mattmenzo (11/09/2013) [-]
Did it in the Simpsons already
User avatar #55 - Shiny ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
If someone said that at my wedding, I'd gladly give them like half my wedding gifts.
User avatar #58 - kingnewfag (11/09/2013) [-]
"Queerly beloved, we are gathered queer togay"
User avatar #2 - heroofkvatch (11/08/2013) [-]
"gathered here too*gay"
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