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Someone needs a hug

In st now 18 _
I refuse to accept otherkin as nomiak. Fhit. That. Nth, teenage troy, you do
NOT sexually identity as a eeshaan . You have mental issues.. Get
therapy.
Anyone who insists that they are an animal trapped in a humans body
should he legally forced to strip halted and go We in the wilderness.
without any tools.
elm think you' re a wolf. Tommy Tumer?
Not fumes - they me too. But it' s just a fetish. Mt talking about the
thrilling who absolutely insist that they' re actually animals. and
demand that you can them their madeout "real" names. News leastt,
Skippy, animals don' t HAVE names. and it they did they sure as st
wouldn' t he Redraw. the Mighty. oh ye wondrous warrior weasel.
Once upon a time. people who were convinced they were animals were
called lycanthropes {werewolves} and it was considered a mental illness
and they were locked the 1" up.
We should do that again
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#48 - funi (03/04/2015) [+] (121 replies)
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I hate ever hearing people talk about furries as just a fetish, i mean, hell yeah im in it for the porn, im a massive pervert. But there are alot of other parts of it that are entirely clean and definitely not related to a fetish.

Then again, my two sentences are not going to inform the whole internet.
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#67 - instalation (03/04/2015) [-]
"News flash, Skippy, animals don't HAVE names" Some do have names.
"News flash, Skippy, animals don't HAVE names"

Some do have names.
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#68 to #67 - instalation (03/04/2015) [-]
I saved it as two gifs, I don't have them together. Sorry guys.
I saved it as two gifs, I don't have them together. Sorry guys.
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#15 - soulkiller (03/04/2015) [-]
> Tommy Turner
He's the modern Teen Wolf.
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#7 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
On all levels including physical, I'm laughing at you
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#22 to #20 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
Bruh, I can't handle it
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#24 to #22 - nspecs (03/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, this is probably one of the most cringe worthy things out there, both the content and the way the video was uploaded on youtube.
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#25 to #24 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
"I'm an orange blue and white male german shepherd. I am also bisexual"
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User avatar #245 to #20 - chefboyardeezy (03/05/2015) [-]
One of em looks like hankhillofthe
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#214 to #20 - superanonymouspers (03/05/2015) [-]
******* hell just watching this hurts.
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#286 to #20 - kwizzy (03/05/2015) [-]
This, simply put, exceeds beyond the realm of **** I can handle.
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#261 to #20 - thealmightyantler (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
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User avatar #336 to #20 - alphagex (03/05/2015) [-]
watching a picture of a rotting corpse on the internet is less cringy than this **** , is a mental illness i mean christ
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User avatar #59 to #7 - thesovereigngrave (03/04/2015) [-]
Wolf? That ******* half-hearted bark makes him sound like a damn poodle.
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User avatar #11 to #7 - lotengo (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm probably not the firt one to tell ya this. But wolves don't bark.
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User avatar #63 to #11 - satansferret (03/04/2015) [-]
they're not orange, blue and white either.
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#2 - stephenfauster (03/04/2015) [-]
He doesn't need a hug; he needs a ******* medal.
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#16 to #2 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
Hugs are nice too, you know? Everyone needs a hug once in a while.

p-please
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#18 to #16 - lemanrouste (03/04/2015) [-]
It's a trap, no one listen to this anon, he's luring you in with promises of hugs and next thing you know you're on Mars being lobotomized and strapped with a welding torch.
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#27 to #18 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
No, for that we have nice volunteers, just like you. Isn't that right?
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#28 to #27 - lemanrouste (03/04/2015) [-]
No, not really, too busy.
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#31 to #28 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll see your corpse in 15 minutes then, like the rest of you fleshlings. Try to keep the arms somewhat intact, i am going to need those!
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#32 to #31 - lemanrouste (03/04/2015) [-]
>Mechanicum
>Needing appendages

Go home priest, you need an oil change.
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#35 to #32 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
I said i need some goddamn hugs to uh... boost my morale to increase output. These toasters don't do it anymore for me!

Now prepare to oil up yourself, lord commisar!
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#36 to #35 - lemanrouste (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh fine you lovable pile of bolts.

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#40 to #36 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
Love you too, weak pitfull sack of flesh and bones!
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#43 to #40 - lemanrouste (03/04/2015) [-]
That is absolutely adorable.
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#44 to #43 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
No, ya gitz! da emprah da stompiest!
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#45 to #44 - lemanrouste (03/04/2015) [-]
And always will be :').
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#19 to #16 - ironsoul (03/04/2015) [-]
Brother, why do you seek the comforts of the flesh?
Know you not that the embrace of steel is superior?
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#29 to #19 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
Not everyone is into toasters like everyone else brother, some of us have specials needs.

Oh, to touch that feeble flesh, cursing upon the Omnissiah's blessing. Oh how it turns on my automated backhole.
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#33 to #30 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
I didn't say anything bad about our holy emperor, father to all of mankind, watcher of the golden throne, smiter of chaos and bringer of order your holy inquisitor, please excuse my rudeness and accept these warhound titans as compensation towards your oh so holy struggles in these dark yet enlightened times thanks to the emperor!

the emperor protects!
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#124 - dawggz (03/05/2015) [-]
I have a confession, before I go to bed, and the Skippy part made me remember it. > Be me 4 years ago > In a relationship with this crazy bitch > Started acting out as a demon > Next thing you know she actually bit my ******* face > FF 1 week later > Find the root of all evil, was this emo faggot named Malphas or some **** like that > This faggot convinced her that demons are real and that she should accept a demon into her At this point, I was just ******* angry. The faggots ruined my relationship with a potentially great person (even though turned out to be crazy later). I started making him accept my foot in his ass. > Started verbally harassing him > He "transforms" > I say "woah there, Skippy, you might want to slow it down" > ****** pretends to turn into a Charmeleon or whatever he believed he was > Started throwing my fists as pokeballs into him > Beat the ever-loving crap out of that ******* skinny asshole > His friends Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle and ******* Chansey (they were actually 4 more emo faggots) join in to fight me Now, I know that at this point I would have been ****** if it wouldn't have been for my adrenaline rush, me being ******* pissed and I actually had a nice body, and they were ******* emos so imagine the sheer strength they lacked. They "Transform" into whatever Optimus ******* Prime or whatever they were dreaming about. >Knocked the ******* out, someone called the cops. >I ran as fast as ******* Hell before the lady finished talking to the cops Living in a **** country I didn't actually have too many problems dodging that forever. I changed my clothes in the Mall, then went to the general store and bought a razor. I shaved my head then and there, along with my eyebrows (there's a whole story behind this that I am too lazy to share). Bought a hat (still have it), put it on. Went back to the "crime scene". ******* left. There is a tooth there and some blood. Cops were looking for a "gypsy robber". I actually got away. After so many years, no one knows. ******* emos and their "hurr durr I am a demon" attitude.
I have a confession, before I go to bed, and the Skippy part made me remember it.
> Be me 4 years ago
> In a relationship with this crazy bitch
> Started acting out as a demon
> Next thing you know she actually bit my ******* face
> FF 1 week later
> Find the root of all evil, was this emo faggot named Malphas or some **** like that
> This faggot convinced her that demons are real and that she should accept a demon into her
At this point, I was just ******* angry. The faggots ruined my relationship with a potentially great person (even though turned out to be crazy later). I started making him accept my foot in his ass.
> Started verbally harassing him
> He "transforms"
> I say "woah there, Skippy, you might want to slow it down"
> ****** pretends to turn into a Charmeleon or whatever he believed he was
> Started throwing my fists as pokeballs into him
> Beat the ever-loving crap out of that ******* skinny asshole
> His friends Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle and ******* Chansey (they were actually 4 more emo faggots) join in to fight me
Now, I know that at this point I would have been ****** if it wouldn't have been for my adrenaline rush, me being ******* pissed and I actually had a nice body, and they were ******* emos so imagine the sheer strength they lacked.
They "Transform" into whatever Optimus ******* Prime or whatever they were dreaming about.
>Knocked the ******* out, someone called the cops.
>I ran as fast as ******* Hell before the lady finished talking to the cops
Living in a **** country I didn't actually have too many problems dodging that forever.
I changed my clothes in the Mall, then went to the general store and bought a razor. I shaved my head then and there, along with my eyebrows (there's a whole story behind this that I am too lazy to share). Bought a hat (still have it), put it on.
Went back to the "crime scene". ******* left. There is a tooth there and some blood.
Cops were looking for a "gypsy robber".
I actually got away. After so many years, no one knows.
******* emos and their "hurr durr I am a demon" attitude.
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User avatar #329 to #124 - maeko (03/05/2015) [-]
10/10 Probably wouldn't get away with this in the U.S.
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#357 to #124 - tarabostes (03/05/2015) [-]
Holy Spirit! i think that's one of the positive things in our countries , but **** i've never actually met emofags and i'm actually kinda glad i didn't , if there were any where I live they would probably get their **** kicked out of 'em everyday even for little to no reasons at all lol.
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#401 to #357 - dawggz (03/05/2015) [-]
1. **** yo text color, I always have to highlight it to read whatever you are writing.
2. Where do you actually live?
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#406 to #401 - tarabostes (03/05/2015) [-]
1. But it's awesome
2. costanza.jpg
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#358 to #124 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice preschool story. This is preschool right? At least before high school.
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User avatar #400 to #358 - dawggz (03/05/2015) [-]
Shut the **** up, fag.
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User avatar #205 to #124 - finalfantasymaster (03/05/2015) [-]
Its like they never grew up into manhood
Your story is enjoyable, ive never met anyone like this
I have met sperg bronies though
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#94 - tapeworms (03/04/2015) [-]
I saw some guy being lead down the street on a leash one time. He had the fake ears and tail, too. He ******* barked at me when I walked past him.
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User avatar #231 to #94 - leafonthewind (03/05/2015) [-]
you should have thrown raw meat at him and ask the guy walking him what was wrong with his dog when he didn't eat it
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#227 to #94 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ, I hope that was a prank.
Jesus Christ, I hope that was a prank.
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#181 to #94 - alucardexplain (03/05/2015) [-]
Well did you punch him square in the face? Or better yet, bite his ear?
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#233 to #94 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
Could've been some BDSM humiliation thing
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#141 to #94 - garlikk (03/05/2015) [-]
See. Normally I side with furries, just because it's a case of "So long as they aren't bothering you, don't worry about them". But that's ******* weird.
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User avatar #5 - vvardenfell (03/04/2015) [-]
Phew, there's still some sense in this world, now someone please give this guy a BJ, but don't forget to say no homo.
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#248 to #5 - innocentbabies ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh, I didn't forget.
Oh, I didn't forget.
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#4 - moosepaw (03/04/2015) [-]
that's just the beginning
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#359 to #4 - tarabostes (03/05/2015) [-]
Gotta get ready!
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#138 - therealkakashi (03/05/2015) [-]
"Oh ye wondrous warrior weasel"

This person has made me both gain hope for humanity and lose my **** .

Give him a cookie. I betcha he bites a chip though
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#362 to #138 - tarabostes (03/05/2015) [-]
There are some of those in Naruto...
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#53 - godisfake (03/04/2015) [-]
im waiting for weeaboos to start saying that they identify as a Japanese Samurai and that by not bowing when you greet them is an insult to their being
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#55 to #53 - ivroht [OP](03/04/2015) [-]
If they do that, how close do we have to be before we bow?
If they do that, how close do we have to be before we bow?
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User avatar #57 to #53 - thesovereigngrave (03/04/2015) [-]
But then they'd be a dishonour to their family and thus need to either kill themselves or admit that they're not actually a great samurai warrior trapped in the body of a whiny teen.
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User avatar #56 to #53 - postie (03/04/2015) [-]
They probably already do that.
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#173 - fiveblackmen ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
If someone identifies as an animal is it legal to shoot them during hunting season?
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User avatar #196 to #173 - jimmytwoshoes (03/05/2015) [-]
only if its hunting season for that particular animal, if they have a special season for it
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User avatar #206 to #196 - Marker (03/05/2015) [-]
Otherkin season now lasts from January 1 to December 31
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User avatar #297 to #206 - fiveblackmen ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I suppose it is also legal to take an axe or a chainsaw to any plantkin that happens to be on your property. Considering the extra fat they tend to carry, I bet they burn pretty nicely.
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#246 to #173 - followtheworms (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, as long as you have the tags for them.
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#14 - woofman (03/04/2015) [-]
I seriously don't think that it's a mental illness. I think it's just a case of 8th grade syndrome, and the ones that do that **** until their 20s-30s are the dumb bastards that don't grow out of their faze, and/or people around them supported it instead of helping them grow out. TL;DR gif.
I seriously don't think that it's a mental illness. I think it's just a case of 8th grade syndrome, and the ones that do that **** until their 20s-30s are the dumb bastards that don't grow out of their faze, and/or people around them supported it instead of helping them grow out.

TL;DR gif.
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#191 to #14 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
Being stuck in a set of a mentality that can be destructive to you could be classified as a mental illness.
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#6 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
I wouldn't give a **** if they just kept it in their own damn community.
There are ********* of fetish communities out there, but at least they're aware their scene might rub the wrong way with some people so they keep it to themselves. Instead of demanding public acceptance then throwing a hissyfit when someone calls them out on how weird/ridiculous/socially bizarre it is.
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User avatar #64 to #6 - satansferret (03/04/2015) [-]
^<v>
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User avatar #79 to #6 - Shiny ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Furry cons and **** are only held in private property and prohibit minors from attending. I'd sure as hell never go to one without a lot of pressure, but still.
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#129 to #79 - stephenfauster (03/05/2015) [-]
Bull ******* **** , when I was 7, my parents took me to a furrycon.
They both worked in the local gaming and fantasy convention scene, and I had pretty much been raised communally by con security, so my parents took me to the furrycon when told about it. We all thought it was a convention showcasing costume design, and it was only years later when we noticed the bondage gear over peoples' fursuits that we realized the truth upon return.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - crazylance (03/04/2015) [-]
This is not a fetish.

This is not like the furries.

This is some serious mental problem.

Or a desire to fit inside a community so they start doing this weird **** .
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#9 to #8 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
More comparing it tbh.
And it is kinda like furries dude, you can't tell me a man who invests hundreds in a lifelike wolf costume to go outside and pretend he's a wolf doesn't have a similar sort of identity problem
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User avatar #10 to #9 - crazylance (03/04/2015) [-]
Well when comparing it to furries, I suppose there are similarities.

From my point of view when I wrote that comment, I was looking at furries as human beings who are capable of at least having a normal conversation without butting their fetishistic lust into every such conversation, especially when they find out you are a furry.

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#13 to #10 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
Though those otherkin claiming they're planets and kitchen appliances and **** ...
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#145 to #13 - garlikk (03/05/2015) [-]
>kitchen appliances
"OH MY GOD MOM, YOU CAN'T JUST USE PUT 2 PIECES OF BREAD IN THE TOASTER LIKE THAT. IT'S NOT A ******* WHORE."
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User avatar #12 to #10 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
A guy with a wolf fursona and an otherkin who believe they're a wolf on the inside are pretty similar though, right? I can't say the entire community incooperates their fetish into everyday life, but whether or not they're being sexual it's still a dude dressed up as an animal in public. Maybe I just don't understand
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User avatar #3 - belphegore (03/04/2015) [-]
Hear, Hear. My nephews try pulling that **** on me all the time "Oh, your name is firedash?" The **** it is, little bitch. Lets see firedash pick up this god damn broom and clean up yo **** . Nah? **** you get back to work.
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#1 - mrnpc (03/04/2015) [-]
My name is Free Bird, *****
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#259 to #1 - yankeerose (03/05/2015) [-]
WWoooohhhhh Free Bird!
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#216 to #82 - superanonymouspers (03/05/2015) [-]
&quot;Install rotory blades.&quot; You are a good person.
"Install rotory blades."

You are a good person.
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#111 to #82 - stephenfauster (03/05/2015) [-]
Not playing AC/DC's Thunderstruck in the background.
I am disappoint, PonyThread.
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#96 to #82 - theoneweirdguy (03/04/2015) [-]
&gt;check your vehicle privilege
>check your vehicle privilege

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#106 - kristovsky (03/05/2015) [-]
>"Someone needs a hug"

The **** you talking about he's absolutely right OP you cretin
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