Someone get that man a sandwich!. .. Auron. MOTHER AURON. If anyone asks you who the best character in the entire Final Fantasy franchise is and you name anyone but Auron, then just go ahead and ki
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#13 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (11/02/2013) [+] (45 replies)
Auron.   
   
MOTHER   
						*******					   
AURON.   
   
If anyone asks you who the best character in the entire 						*******					 Final Fantasy franchise is and you name anyone but Auron, then just go ahead and kick yourself in the balls (or for the ladies, in the taco).   
   
This MAN is the only character in all of FFX to have a cutscene all to himself, that by the way was extremely anticlimactic because of how badass he is. This gif is actually almost the whole cutscene, minus the crowds of people running the 						****					 away and him just standing there with his massive balls. Now, do you know why I say it's anticlimactic? Because immediately after the cutscene, it starts a fight between him and that fiend; a fight which he wins in one swing right after you click Attack.   
   
This MAN has been dead for 1,000 years and still manages to kill both his best friend and the God-like being controlling him.   
   
You know what this MAN'S most powerful Overdrive is? He takes a swig from the Sake bottle at his hip, breathes 						*******					 FIRE onto his sword, then just attacks normally. This does insane amounts of damage as well as dealing like, 10 status ailments.   
   
In Kingdom Hearts 2, when Hades brings him back to life, he responds like in the post.   
Later, when he is one-on-one fighting Hercules, he was seconds away from winning before Sora broke the control Hades had over him. "Winning how?" Well, you know how Hercules is strong enough to like, throw buildings and 						****					? He was holding Auron's sword inches away from his face with both hands and barely keeping it away. Auron was using just his right arm, but guess what; Auron is left-handed. He only uses that arm when he feels he might need it, like in the gif.   
   
If he wanted to, he most likely would have been able to use the Olympus Stone and kill Hades and take control of the Underworld for himself. Why didn't he? Because Auron is the good guy. He carries a large sword like Cloud, but he doesn't carry Cloud's inner turmoil/faggotry.   
   
   
   
						*******					.   
Auron.
Auron.

MOTHER
*******
AURON.

If anyone asks you who the best character in the entire ******* Final Fantasy franchise is and you name anyone but Auron, then just go ahead and kick yourself in the balls (or for the ladies, in the taco).

This MAN is the only character in all of FFX to have a cutscene all to himself, that by the way was extremely anticlimactic because of how badass he is. This gif is actually almost the whole cutscene, minus the crowds of people running the **** away and him just standing there with his massive balls. Now, do you know why I say it's anticlimactic? Because immediately after the cutscene, it starts a fight between him and that fiend; a fight which he wins in one swing right after you click Attack.

This MAN has been dead for 1,000 years and still manages to kill both his best friend and the God-like being controlling him.

You know what this MAN'S most powerful Overdrive is? He takes a swig from the Sake bottle at his hip, breathes ******* FIRE onto his sword, then just attacks normally. This does insane amounts of damage as well as dealing like, 10 status ailments.

In Kingdom Hearts 2, when Hades brings him back to life, he responds like in the post.
Later, when he is one-on-one fighting Hercules, he was seconds away from winning before Sora broke the control Hades had over him. "Winning how?" Well, you know how Hercules is strong enough to like, throw buildings and **** ? He was holding Auron's sword inches away from his face with both hands and barely keeping it away. Auron was using just his right arm, but guess what; Auron is left-handed. He only uses that arm when he feels he might need it, like in the gif.

If he wanted to, he most likely would have been able to use the Olympus Stone and kill Hades and take control of the Underworld for himself. Why didn't he? Because Auron is the good guy. He carries a large sword like Cloud, but he doesn't carry Cloud's inner turmoil/faggotry.



******* .
Auron.
User avatar #1 - jynzo (11/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Darn it, Auron. Stop with these awesome lines.
#5 - adu ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
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#95 - ZalgotheImminent (11/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#32 - tacogrenade (11/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
KH2 Master race
#33 - Jesusnipples (11/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Wait wait wait, hold the ************* phone.

Auron is in Kingdom Hearts? How the **** have I not heard of this before now
#83 - frigidalt (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think we require more Kingdom Hearts content on here
#105 - TomHamilton (11/02/2013) [-]
This is my story...and you're not part of it.
#89 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - iworshipsanta (11/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Thumbed for kingdom hearts
ITS MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME SERIES WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING IT RIGHT NOW?
User avatar #31 - MaverickZero ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
I love Kingdom Hearts. All of them. I almost shat a brick when they revealed they were actually working on KHIII.
#90 - discardedslinky ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Oh Kingdom Hearts. <3
User avatar #76 - roflsaucer (11/02/2013) [-]
******* love KH. That **** had to be my favorite game on the PS2. I can't wait for KH3. It's probably going to be awhile before it's out, maybe a year, maybe two years, but I am sure as hell going to get it.
#72 - Keidis (11/02/2013) [-]
I liked him the most when Yunalesca was being a cunt.

But then again, I think everyone did....
#14 - thewisedane (11/02/2013) [-]
GO DIE IN A HOLE, 						******					.
GO DIE IN A HOLE, ****** .
User avatar #100 - galkawhm ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: That's THE Auron from FFX. Not an alternate universe version like all the other FF characters.
User avatar #44 - ffx (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Awesome time to have this username.
User avatar #17 - douevensax (11/02/2013) [-]
The memories of this game. So beautiful
User avatar #8 - darkangeloffire (11/02/2013) [-]
There was one reason I bought a Codebreaker cheat disk, and that was to find the "Play as World Characters" cheat and use it to play as Auron. Cheat wasn't on there, couldn't find it. **** .
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