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If I won the lottery I'd like to set up a burger van in a really obscure place, like in a forest or in the middle of the Sahara Desert. I'd have lottery winnings so the lack of customers wouldn't be a struggle but it would be funny as piss to see some traveler walk over to my van and assume they've lost their mind or some **** . Maybe wear a an animal mask as soon as I saw someone coming so they'd be confused as ****

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If they show sports events at has why thm' t they show or
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someone should get to making a tandem Bar.
no But can you imagine? fandome themed drinks, hr show maraton
nights, discount to , and special season finger events.
WHY IS NT THIS A THING?? y.
because hens of you ever have the house nor are you old enough to drink
notes Let 'at .
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Submitted: 04/15/2014
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User avatar #21 - misticalz (04/15/2014) [+] (25 replies)
wow a bar like that would be a cesspool of autism, retardation, screaming womenchildren, manchildren, and socially rejected ugly ***** .
#2 - weskerwesker (04/15/2014) [+] (50 replies)
We have a place here in Vancouver called EXP Bar and Grill made for gamers. The whole menu, and drinks are themed after games. My favourite is the Triforce Burger, a godly combination, of Bacon, Beef patty (With the Triforce burnt into it), and Chicken. Also, game videos of speed runs and such play on TV's in the place, and game music is always playing. It is a great place.
#25 - squidamon (04/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The reason that isn't a thing is because if the MLP bar existed, it would be nothing short of a nightmare.
User avatar #17 - kiermatv (04/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The Bar I go to puts on HBO on Sundays

as that is when Game of Thrones is on

you can not find a quieter bar
#11 - mastersaturday (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's called an anime convention.
User avatar #52 - thinkwithportals (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Because that would be a restaurant that would be attractive to .05% of the population
#46 - Metallicock (04/15/2014) [-]
that sounds ******* awful
User avatar #42 - spelt ONLINE (04/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Because unlike sports fandoms fade.
#102 - mayoroftownsville ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Becaus eyou can follow sports just by watching, but with TV shows you have to listen. Went to an Applebees which had Monk on once, mfw
#128 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Oh for 						*****					 sake. Can't these twats just enjoy things without making them into 						*******					 movies. Just because you like something doesn't mean it has to infiltrate every aspect of your 						*******					 life. 						****					.
Oh for ***** sake. Can't these twats just enjoy things without making them into ******* movies. Just because you like something doesn't mean it has to infiltrate every aspect of your ******* life. **** .
#159 - mrdrpage (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I can't get a room of 3 people to shut the 						****					 up when we're watching Game of Thrones.    
   
You're asking for a room full of 50+ people who are there to socialize.
Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I can't get a room of 3 people to shut the **** up when we're watching Game of Thrones.

You're asking for a room full of 50+ people who are there to socialize.
User avatar #74 - buttholee (04/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Everyone's missign the also obvious: people bet on sports.

I love sports (mostly hockey and real football) but sports bars get a lot of buissness too from gamblers.
#174 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
Because that would be the nerdiest, most fedora filled room ever m'lady
#156 - kinginyellow (04/16/2014) [-]
I thought sports are usually on the tv because they're neutral I taste, and they don't need sound and subtitles to be able to watch, just the scoreboard in the corner. Plus it's not so engaging to take people away from social interaction and you can watch sports by taking occasional peeks at the tv.

Their idea just sounds like it'd be the tv's on with sound on, and it'd have to be decently loud to be coherent. Then there would be minimal talking, or shouting/repeating lines (hell even sports get people shouting, god knows what putting on the fandom stuff would do) and a complete noisy mess with too much focus on the tv than social interaction. Sounds better used in a theatre or something, not a bar.
#6 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
they tried doing that here where i live at a cinnebar (cinema/bar) they were playing new episodes of walking dead and breaking bad....it was pretty awesome, they even played commercials and everything. no admittance fees, they just expected you to buy drinks and food and you got to watch this **** on the big screen....low and behold AMC sent them a letter demanding they stop doing it or else face legal action. didn't make any sense since commercials were played and no entrance fees were applied. so i guess the moral here is the reason they don't have these things is because broadcasting companies expect more money for quality television and already expect huge profits for sports related advertising that they let sports be played for free and dont let actual entertainment be played for free.
#116 - ghostofgemini (04/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
at least that last guy gets it.   
   
Also, just imagine how weird it would be, you could cut the awkwardness in the air with a knife. And it would be a total sausage-fest, or a 						********					 of dudes worshiping the one/few chicks that do go.
at least that last guy gets it.

Also, just imagine how weird it would be, you could cut the awkwardness in the air with a knife. And it would be a total sausage-fest, or a ******** of dudes worshiping the one/few chicks that do go.
#123 to #116 - ShadowsDemon (04/16/2014) [-]
God, yeah. I'm not a sports guy myself, but I think this would be a ****** idea. I honestly ******* hate Fandoms.
#110 - givememoarpony (04/16/2014) [-]
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#91 - kidddraco (04/16/2014) [-]
You could use these in a Pokebar
#115 - bighairyfart (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The first one would HAVE to be Puzzles.
#70 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
www.battleandbrew.com/

Get on this level.
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