I joked about how his neighbor would react to his head going through the roof, in the form of him panic screaming, and the ceiling head man being completely chill about his situation.
I dislike the way he implies films are dumb for having fancy unrealistic fighting styles. It's a film. It's supposed to look good. What they were doing didn't. It looked like toddlers fighting.
I love you brotein. Thanks for always providing me with the protein, carbonhydrates and creatine. Thanks for being there post workout to feed my starving muscle children.
You have what they're calling a "Rainbow Coupon". It means you can have any dildo of your choosing, designed to your ideal specifications, with your initials inscribed into it.
Oh sure, I'm expected to let a girl use my chest for a pillow, but when I think it should be the other way around, it's all "WHO ARE YOU!?" and "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
My boyfriend can't even put his head on my chest because above my boobs it's all bone but if I put my head on his chest (which is muscles and not bone) I am out like a light because it's so comfortable. So it has to either be fit guy, fat guy, or boobs with padding on the chest.