Some say he is still masterbating. . MY FIRST Iain IN WWY m IETHEA our um um: MIME was MISSING run 3 um nun cum: MY was Ill PM MY BIT? on with MII I' M HIST SIT
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Some say he is still masterbating

MY FIRST Iain
IN WWY
m IETHEA our um um: MIME
was MISSING run 3 um nun cum:
MY was Ill PM
MY BIT? on with
MII I' M HIST SITTING HERE ..
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#8 - almightysourcerer (07/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - aximil (07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Yes, but what'd you're dad do? Sounds like it stopped with him.
User avatar #17 - enkmaster ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
STORY TIME WITH ENKMASTER

My great uncle Bud was in the 82nd airborne in the War. The All Americans (im not American, but he was). He ended up nearly dying during their jump into France. See, there was this little Jewish guy in their unit. Everyone else would bully him, beat him, and generally be female amusement-systems. My great uncle would defend the kid.

Then they jumped.

They went down over this small french village. Turns out he pulled his chute in a bad spot, because he got caught in the daft of a burning church below him. The roof was partially open, and he was gonna fall straight into the fire. Then something kicked him.

It was the Jewish kid. He had pointed his chute downwards to get the speed, and kicked my great uncle out of the way, despite obviously knowing that while my uncle would keep going to safety, he would stop there. My uncle said, as he was looking back, that despite all the carnage and other digestive end product he was in France, that one grateful look the kid gave him as he disappeared into the blazing church was the moment that was burned most clearly into his mind.

Story over.
#15 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My Grandfather was in the war, he was a Pilot. He flew all over Europe. He was in the Battle of Britain, Shot down so many enemy fighters they gave him a medal, and he flew so many escort missions I couldn't even name them all for you. He also hit strategic points in his little fighter. Only small payloads but stuff that bombers didn't have the range to get to or simply was too hot for bombers to reach without being destroyed (or at least thats what he told me).     
   
He was my biggest Hero growing up, modeled myself after him the best I could. I made replicas of the planes he flew during the war, always my favorite pastime, drew planes so much in class as a kid I got in trouble daily. But i didn't care you know? I just wanted to be like my Grandfather.    
   
Then one day, we moved away. Left him, left the city and eventually left the country. I could never understand why as a kid and it intense bodyloveing crushed me. I tried to call him constantly but my dad would always stop me and say "its too expensive to call over seas. Well visit soon don't you worry."    
   
It wasn't until i turned 16 that i found out why we had to move away. It was even worse finding out than when i was a kid, especially in full blown puberty driven mood swings that I had (i was a intense bodyloveing twat of a kid).    
   
Apparently, shouting at a classmate "intense bodylove you Juden, this is my intense bodyloveing crayon!" Wasn't "acceptable" anymore.
My Grandfather was in the war, he was a Pilot. He flew all over Europe. He was in the Battle of Britain, Shot down so many enemy fighters they gave him a medal, and he flew so many escort missions I couldn't even name them all for you. He also hit strategic points in his little fighter. Only small payloads but stuff that bombers didn't have the range to get to or simply was too hot for bombers to reach without being destroyed (or at least thats what he told me).

He was my biggest Hero growing up, modeled myself after him the best I could. I made replicas of the planes he flew during the war, always my favorite pastime, drew planes so much in class as a kid I got in trouble daily. But i didn't care you know? I just wanted to be like my Grandfather.

Then one day, we moved away. Left him, left the city and eventually left the country. I could never understand why as a kid and it intense bodyloveing crushed me. I tried to call him constantly but my dad would always stop me and say "its too expensive to call over seas. Well visit soon don't you worry."

It wasn't until i turned 16 that i found out why we had to move away. It was even worse finding out than when i was a kid, especially in full blown puberty driven mood swings that I had (i was a intense bodyloveing twat of a kid).

Apparently, shouting at a classmate "intense bodylove you Juden, this is my intense bodyloveing crayon!" Wasn't "acceptable" anymore.
User avatar #14 - icedcarbon ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
My grandpa was in the colonial war from the 1st day... My father was in the Marines (no, not 'murica)... And here I am masturbating after being rejected to join the "Mercenaries' army" in UK (im not british)...
#11 - jakeattack (07/13/2014) [-]
hue title reminded me
User avatar #10 - froghole (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The word is intense bodyloveing masturbating with a 'u' you illiterate.
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