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Your Father Probably Told You A Few
Things, But Just In Case He Wasn' t
Around Enough, Here Are Some Words
Of Wisdom You Might Have Missed Out On:
l, Go for women you perceive to be "out of your
league," Who' ll surprise yourself.
2, Never have sex with anyone that doesn' t want it
as much as you.
T, Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
4, Every hat should serve a purpose.
5. Never take her to the movies on the first date.
6., Learn to wet shave.
T, Nothing looks more badass than a suit.
8, Shave with the grain on the first hoveround.
El. Always look a person in the eye when you talk to
them.
IO. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
11. Exercise makes you happy. Ru n, lift, and play
sports,
12. Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.
small amount of your paycheck should go
directly to your savings account every month.
14, Call your parents every week,
15. Never wear a tie.,
16. Give a firm handshake.
17. Compliment her shoes.
13. Never leave a pint unfinished.
19. If you aren' t confident, fake it.. it will come.
20. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things
that bother him.
21. Be conscious of your body language.
22, The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is
if you intend to shoot them.
23. Always stand to shake someone’: hand,
lit. Never lend anything you can' t afford to lose.
25. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk
about themselves.
26. Keep a change of clothes at the office-
27. Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them
donce,
28. Manliness is not only being able to take care of
yourself, but others as well.
29. Ga with the decision that will make for a good
story.
30. when you walk, look straight ahead, not at your
feet.
31. Nice guys don' t finish last., Boring guys do.
32. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid
for it.
33. Don' t let the little head do the thinking for the big
head.
34, No matter their job or status in life, everyone
deserves your respect.
35. The most important thing you can learn is
personal responsibility., Bad things happen, it' s your
job to overcome them.
36. The first one to get angry loses.
37. Do what needs to be done without complaining, it
won' t help speed things up.
38. Never stop learning,
39. Always go out into public dressed like you' re
about to meet the love of your life.
AD. Don' t change yourself just to make someone
happy, unless that someone is you.
41. If you' re the smartest person in the room, you' re
in the wrong room.
all Luck favors the prepared.
Women find confidence sexy as hell.
44. Do whatever you want to do in the life, but be the
best at it.
45, No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent
more time at work. Enjoy your life.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - thewulfman
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(03/19/2014) [+] (87 replies)
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Okay, while I like the majority of these, I want to call out some ********.

2) Never have sex with someone who doesn't want it as much as you.
Really? How do you even measure that? What is the acceptable margin of error? This one is just too vague and it's crap.
3) Never hit anyone unless they're an immediate threat.
Yeah no. Again, what is even defined as an "immediate threat?" It's too vague and by the basis. Here's a better one. Never hit the innocent.
4) Every hat should serve a purpose.
Uh. Okay? Sure, fine then. What if a hat just serves the purpose of making the wearer happy?
5) Never take her to the movies on the first date.
While I mostly agree with this, there should be some exceptions to this rule. If you just met the girl and invited her out, then movies is a terrible idea. If you've known her for awhile and you decided to date, then I feel it's acceptable.
22) Never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them.
Who the **** thought this up? Seriously what the ****. So every time cops draw their firearm to get a suspect to surrender, they're in the wrong because they don't actually intend to shoot someone? This is so stupid. A gun's best use is to deter violence, not to create it. I'd gladly point a firearm at someone to diffuse a situation, doesn't mean I intend to shoot them.
29) Go with the decision that will make a good story.
Lol what. Yeah, **** the sensible choice, just go with whatever would sound good in a story you tell your bar buddies or in a green text post on 4chan.
34) No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect.
Respect is not a right. Respect is a commodity, which is earned. I get what this is trying to say, it's anti-classism. That's fine and all, I hate elitism myself, but that's simply not how it works. I'm not going to respect someone's if their job goes against my ideology. I don't respect members of the WBC. Continued->
#279 to #1 - thewulfman
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I'm exceedingly surprised and somewhat impressed by the ********* I created. Either way I'm laughing my ass off. I mean, god I wish I was genuinely a troll because that would have been amazing. If I had been going for the red that has to be considered pretty much mid-high tier bait right there. Shame I was just making some stupid comments about a 7/10 post at 9am after no sleep.   
   
If I was a dick I'd delete my comment. But nah. I'll take the red thumbs the community deems fit to bestow. Keep em coming, or don't, whatever floats your boat.   
   
I'm not gonna ever lie and say I'm sorry when I'm not. I'm not really, I'm laughing my ass off. I do apologize for perhaps coming off as a fedora wearing cunt, not my intention. Perhaps I'll try harder next time with my wording, or just not post after not sleeping for 22 hours.    
   
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I'm exceedingly surprised and somewhat impressed by the ********* I created. Either way I'm laughing my ass off. I mean, god I wish I was genuinely a troll because that would have been amazing. If I had been going for the red that has to be considered pretty much mid-high tier bait right there. Shame I was just making some stupid comments about a 7/10 post at 9am after no sleep.

If I was a dick I'd delete my comment. But nah. I'll take the red thumbs the community deems fit to bestow. Keep em coming, or don't, whatever floats your boat.

I'm not gonna ever lie and say I'm sorry when I'm not. I'm not really, I'm laughing my ass off. I do apologize for perhaps coming off as a fedora wearing cunt, not my intention. Perhaps I'll try harder next time with my wording, or just not post after not sleeping for 22 hours.

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#326 to #279 - defeats
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Fair enough.
Fair enough.
User avatar #510 to #279 - nimba
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Let this stand as a lesson
everybody hates opinions
#295 to #279 - hoddon
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Personally I agree and disagree with you on some points but you definitely didn't deserve this
#532 to #279 - hotschurl
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#519 to #279 - sirbrentcoe
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here's a gif for you man. if you want, i can add your user name to it.
here's a gif for you man. if you want, i can add your user name to it.
User avatar #392 to #279 - beardman
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I don't get why you got so many thumbs down... Honestly I agreed with you on quite a few of those... and I didn't agree on a few as well... I don't see why you got so much **** for it. The content itself had some pretty half-assed quotes/suggestions itself...
User avatar #425 to #392 - thewulfman
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I don't really give a **** either way, but it's a classic case of jumping on the bandwagon. It works both ways. I just usually enjoy the green thumb band wagon.

Doesn't matter. In a couple days no one will remember. I'll go back to not being an asshole, and everyone can go back to not hating me so much.
#428 to #425 - beardman
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Good way of looking at this. Good man
Good way of looking at this. Good man
User avatar #536 to #279 - terafyde
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k den.
#30 to #1 - anon id: 9b71048b
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2)It literally means don't have sex with someone who wants it a lot more or less than you. You will hurt them either way.
3) Immediate Threat: The existence of a condition or situation which could reasonably be expected to cause death or physical harm to yourself if the actions are continued (or just use common sense you know)
4) Then making the person happy IS THE PURPOSE
5) NEVER TAKE HER TAKE HER TO A MOVIE AS A FIRST DATE, PERIOD. You sit in silence not interacting thus defeating the purpose of a first date.
22) I'll let you slide on this one, what it really should say is "unless your prepared to shoot them"
29) If it makes a good story then it is something you enjoyed or at least can look back at and remember fondly. Boring choices makes boring people
34) Everyone Deserves respect. They can lose this respect through their actions but at the beginning they deserve your respect.

Your just being pedantic and overly picky
#259 to #1 - chrsbrrss
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You dumb ************.
#403 to #1 - camzore
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#516 to #1 - anon id: 94d8ff1b
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Actually I agree with most of this. I think the - 414 thumbs is a little bit excessive. Oh, the FJ bandwagon effect....
User avatar #533 to #1 - macacobr
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Yo, bro, you're dumb. Stop.
User avatar #48 to #1 - mrnaanbread
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Though I agree with a lot of that, you said it kinda ignorantly.
#293 to #1 - micderp
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#452 to #293 - zalvorn
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User avatar #476 to #1 - sarphog
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Aaand Funnyjunk strikes again. Does this comment deserve green thumbs? Not really. Does it deserve to be thumbed down to oblivion? **** no.

And let's just try to avoid the retards that dismiss this as ******** because the idiots of this site thumbed it down to -5 which started the red ride of thumbs

I mean, there's some stupid points, and some fair ones, but FJ is all about democracy. Once you get a few red thumbs, most people will go with the flow and simply post "You're stupid"-ish pictures and whore their way up a little bit.. This site disgusts me at times
User avatar #480 to #476 - sarphog
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Oh yeah, I forgot to add a 'witty' picture, so I'll get downthumbed as well. God damnit.
#382 to #1 - Her
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You are way too picky and precise in your opinions on something very general.  And you seem to think in a one-way perspective.  I actually get what you're trying to say, but you've got this all wrong.   
2) There is not measuring sexual desire.  But there are such things as mutual feelings and respect, and if those aren't present then you shouldn't have relations.   
3) Doing things in anger or fear are usually poor choices made out of impulse.  And you're right, never hit an innocent.  And if they wouldn't be innocent if they were a threat to you.   
4) Every hat does serve a purpose, even if the purpose is to make someone happy.   
5) Of course there are exceptions. But generally when you take someone on a first date, you don't know much about them. So movies are usually bad.   
22) I don't know why you even think a guns best use is to deter violence.  Violence is literally their only purpose. They kill people.  Even if it's used to diffuse a bad situation, it's still being used and will cause harm to someone whether they deserve it or not.  And when it comes to two people wishing to do harm to each other, you can't measure who has the more guts.  If you point a gun at someone without intending to shoot, then you better hope they don't have that intention if they wrestle the gun away from you when you don't defend yourself with it.  It's gambling with your life.   
29) When they say 'a good story' it doesn't necessarily need to involve alcohol, something being blown up, or an embarrassing incident at school.  Most stories that I would consider good hold value and wisdom.   
34) Then you wouldn't mind if I disrespect you for being a simple-minded idiot with an obnoxious opinion.  This is simply about not judging someone you don't know that well. It's not saying that everyone deserves your respect no matter what.  It's not like I would respect someone if they murdered my sister.   
   
They're simply general things to make you a better, happier, and more admirable person.
You are way too picky and precise in your opinions on something very general. And you seem to think in a one-way perspective. I actually get what you're trying to say, but you've got this all wrong.
2) There is not measuring sexual desire. But there are such things as mutual feelings and respect, and if those aren't present then you shouldn't have relations.
3) Doing things in anger or fear are usually poor choices made out of impulse. And you're right, never hit an innocent. And if they wouldn't be innocent if they were a threat to you.
4) Every hat does serve a purpose, even if the purpose is to make someone happy.
5) Of course there are exceptions. But generally when you take someone on a first date, you don't know much about them. So movies are usually bad.
22) I don't know why you even think a guns best use is to deter violence. Violence is literally their only purpose. They kill people. Even if it's used to diffuse a bad situation, it's still being used and will cause harm to someone whether they deserve it or not. And when it comes to two people wishing to do harm to each other, you can't measure who has the more guts. If you point a gun at someone without intending to shoot, then you better hope they don't have that intention if they wrestle the gun away from you when you don't defend yourself with it. It's gambling with your life.
29) When they say 'a good story' it doesn't necessarily need to involve alcohol, something being blown up, or an embarrassing incident at school. Most stories that I would consider good hold value and wisdom.
34) Then you wouldn't mind if I disrespect you for being a simple-minded idiot with an obnoxious opinion. This is simply about not judging someone you don't know that well. It's not saying that everyone deserves your respect no matter what. It's not like I would respect someone if they murdered my sister.

They're simply general things to make you a better, happier, and more admirable person.
#477 to #1 - glesh
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Apparently I'm the only one who agrees with you on this entire site
Apparently I'm the only one who agrees with you on this entire site
User avatar #512 to #477 - cannibalvegan
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Same here, I agree with most of the stuff he says, he was a little too aggressive, but he didn't deserve to be massacred like this.

By the way, I still don't understand the 22nd advice 22) Never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them. , seriously, why is it so wrong to point a gun at someone just to threaten them or keep them at bay? So if someone is threatened with a gun and I managed to disarm the gunman I should just put the gun in my pocket and let him attack me or get away if I don't feel comfortable just executing him on the spot? Doesn't make much sense.
User avatar #538 to #512 - niggastolemyname
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#22
its a tenant of gun safety for starters, it should say "unless your prepared to shoot them" though in the case of self defense or whatever you want to call it

I'm going to ignore the complication of bringing a third person into this like you did in you post because in your post the third person is passive and doesn't do anything.

you don't need to point your gun at them to threaten them, they just need to see that you have one - maybe even you could have your gun raised or lowered in front of you just not directly aimed at them, unless they may become an immediate threat on the fly, be prepared to shoot them in that case. In the second sentence you make many assumptions. First is that when they pointed that gun at you you yourself don't have the right to self defense, which would end up in you shooting him by reaction because your gun was ready hopefully, that leaves the contingency that you didn't have your gun out already in which case we would move on to the second. Which is that you have to put your gun away to follow this guideline/advice/rule, you don't. Then, assuming the gunner is stupid enough to attack you after just being disarmed by somebody who is armed - since he just threatened you its reasonable to assume in a fight if they got the upper hand they'd try to maim or kill, putting him back into an immediate threat kind of position and therefore you can shoot him - nobody would, in a situation like that, stop to think - oh you know, i just disarmed him so he's obviously not a threat anymore. - that's not the idea of the guideline/advice/rule, and not what it implies at all. In the contingency that he runs away, pursue if you want, let the little bitch run if you don't, it's has nothing to do with the idea of it and extends into other morals/ reactions to the situation.

One more thing, the reason you don't point a gun at somebody you're trying to coerce is because they think to grab the gun out of your hand, which can work.
User avatar #539 to #538 - niggastolemyname
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Character limit post, ha.
#126 to #1 - slowshade
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#167 to #1 - lomtura
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is your hat a fedora?
#116 to #1 - asdflkjhg
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**asdflkjhg rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at goddamn pufferfish **
I feel like I know exactly what you look like and how you act by this one comment, and its not very flattering
#52 to #1 - allthekingsanons
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#383 to #1 - jakatackka
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Looks like you brewed a *********. I do agree with your criticisms of #22 and #29, but I very strongly disagree with your criticism of #34. Every human being deserves a basic amount of respect, for being a human being. You don't have to respect what they do, but you need to respect them as a person, because they deserve to be treated the same way you expect to be treated.
User avatar #60 to #1 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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It's as if you picked all the ones that were just common sense and tried to dispute them
User avatar #6 to #1 - brewswillis
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i would add 37) to the list.
complaining might speed things up the next time.
#151 to #6 - anon id: 276c4f69
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Maybe if you're 4 and have rich parents who don't pay attention to you.
User avatar #22 to #1 - terafyde
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I disagree with the majority of these, the most being 3.
Story time.

So you're in front of a murderer at your typical American Walmart. This man is far from innocent, he's been in jail since he was 17 and has gotten released 20 years later. He is hving a hard time adjusting his ways to this culture. New tech, new behaviors, heck this guy probably doesn't know the way around this place you're living in. Anyway so you see him and you remember reading about the 17 year old who killed someone for hitting on his girlfriend. He knows the error of his ways and has tried to rehabilitate himself but has trouble with it. You walk up to him and punch him flat our in his face for killing someone 20 years ago and gave away his innocence.
He by some amazing feat controls himself and requests assistance from the store. They punch him in his face because he's not innocent. He calls the police and gets punched in the face by the police because he's not innocent.

What you ******* said was wrong, just because someone isn't innocent anymore.
#23 to #22 - thewulfman
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Your definition of innocent is exceedingly black and white, and I don't deal in absolutes like that.   
   
By legally serving his time and reforming himself he is innocent again. Your story is null and void.    
   
Not to mention that there's no reason to be punching him in his face either way. Just because someone has done something bad doesn't mean they deserve to be punched. The point was they it was a requirement for someone to be hit, not the sole deciding factor. People who have't wronged others shouldn't be hit. That simple. Completely missed the point there.
Your definition of innocent is exceedingly black and white, and I don't deal in absolutes like that.

By legally serving his time and reforming himself he is innocent again. Your story is null and void.

Not to mention that there's no reason to be punching him in his face either way. Just because someone has done something bad doesn't mean they deserve to be punched. The point was they it was a requirement for someone to be hit, not the sole deciding factor. People who have't wronged others shouldn't be hit. That simple. Completely missed the point there.
User avatar #375 to #23 - scooterpony
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I hate you even more for using Jontron and Bo Burnham gifs. Someone as retarded as you isn't allowed to like things I like.
#376 to #375 - thewulfman
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User avatar #35 to #23 - terafyde
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It isn't that black and white, I proposed one scenario that had a non innocent person getting punished for not being innocent. If you want my scenario to not be what you're proposing state it more clearly.
User avatar #528 to #1 - wallbuilder
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I agree with you. But apparently, many don't.
People seem to follow things like "Bro code" and "Guide to being a man" too zealously, just because it's portrayed as something agreeable/alpha so they suspend evaluation to fit in with it.
#521 to #1 - lamarsmithgot
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Dude, I like 80% agree with you. How the ****** you gather all of these bum-thumbs?
#505 to #1 - anon id: 66de66f0
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397 people completely disagree with you, i'd say you're wrong
#514 to #1 - thesappho
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you are in the right room
#526 to #514 - thewulfman
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Took me a moment, but I got it. Good one.
Took me a moment, but I got it. Good one.
User avatar #546 to #526 - cormy
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Explain
User avatar #353 to #1 - harmphrey
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eat a dick
#504 to #1 - VaultTechy
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Today's frontpage has it all, holy ****. Inspirational lessons, some funny stuff later, and this guy being totally ******* lynched on the front page
#523 to #504 - thewulfman
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I'm laughing pretty hard, thanks.
#524 to #523 - VaultTechy
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On a long enough timeline everyone gets fed to the wolves at least once, congrats for taking it so well
On a long enough timeline everyone gets fed to the wolves at least once, congrats for taking it so well
#525 to #524 - thewulfman
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Fair enough, and it's hard not to take it well. I may have only been here a few months but I know this community pretty decently by now (especially with how many hours I've spent daily here). No one will remember this in a few days. Then I'll go back to being funny, continue to climb the charts in comments and when I do try to share my opinion I'll try not to sound like such an edgy faggot next time.   
   
   
   
Not really relevant gif, I just never get to use it.
Fair enough, and it's hard not to take it well. I may have only been here a few months but I know this community pretty decently by now (especially with how many hours I've spent daily here). No one will remember this in a few days. Then I'll go back to being funny, continue to climb the charts in comments and when I do try to share my opinion I'll try not to sound like such an edgy faggot next time.



Not really relevant gif, I just never get to use it.
User avatar #140 to #1 - klina
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I agree with you, too bad others are just riding the bandwagon and thumbing you down.
#235 to #140 - anon id: fdb71f9e
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No, not really.
He's just an annoying **** due to all of the mockery he could fit in this post.
He can say what he wants, that's fine, but you look like a prick if you're going to say **** in such a tone as he did.
#493 to #1 - thewulfman
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I suppose I deserved it markmauster.
#498 to #493 - markmauster [OP]
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Yeah, just for this time but you can try your luck again in next post. Maybe just this time you have to feel ashamed.
#25 to #1 - anon id: b343101c
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I've been browsing this site for years, and I've never felt the urge to thumb anything period, and I've never made a comment.


Until now.


Congratulations. Your bitchy, estrogen-riddled post cut straight through my apathy.
User avatar #53 to #25 - gustaforce
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dude, go back to number 36
#450 to #53 - ILIEKPEPSEE
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>implying wulfman was as calm as a hindu cow when he make that first comment.
User avatar #455 to #25 - quasatranquility
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What about that post was "estrogen-riddled"? If anything he sounded angry, you should call it testosterone-riddled.
#26 to #25 - thewulfman
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Happy to help.
Happy to help.
#8 to #1 - zoneybrony
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On #22, when police point a gun at someone, even if its just to make them surrender, they are always prepared to shoot. It's not like drawing your gun means you absolutely have to shoot someone with it, it just means that if you have a gun pointed at someone, be absolutely sure that you are ready to put them down. Not everything you read here is absolutely literal, so dont get all "HAHA ******* RETARD" about every post here.
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If that was the intention of #22, it could have been worded better. Like this,

22) Never point your gun at someone you aren't prepared to shoot.

"Intent" to shoot and "preparing" to shoot someone are completely different things. If this was just related to gun safety, this would have made it a lot better.

Oh, and:
>45 things on list.
>Proceeds to say I like most of the list.
>Comments on 9 of them.
9/45 =/= every post
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I disagree with the wording issue, police are an exception due to their job. 22 is standard gun safety and I'd say it's close to rule number 1. In order to get a concealed carry license (CCl) one of the things you are trained on is don't even let on you have the weapon until you're in imminent danger and need it for self defense. If you draw your weapon on someone, but don't shoot them you lose your CCl and could face severe penalties as Marissa Alexander of Florida did. raniakhalek.com/2013/10/24/black-va-woman-arrested-after-firing-gun-into-air-to-scare-off-daughters-attackers/ Plus that's how accidents happen is pointing it at people or things even when it is unloaded, a good friend of mine was killed by her father because he brandished a shotgun at her in an argument and thinking it was unloaded pulled the trigger killing her. I'd say that the way it was phrased was perfectly acceptable.
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I'd like to apologize for a typo right before the spoiler, Marissa Alexander was a different woman who faced twenty years for firing a warning shot while being threatened by an abusive husband. www.cnn.com/2012/05/11/justice/florida-stand-ground-sentencing/
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An important thing to always remember with guns is to never point a gun at someone you aren't prepared to kill, even if you think it is not loaded, because guns are always loaded.
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This entire post could have been worded better, but it's not like those ones you pointed out were bad enough to warrant you arguing and cursing like a 13 year old.
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I curse. It's just what I do. No one should take offense that I cussed towards them unless I explicitly state they're a ******* idiot. I laughed at the things I found stupid and expressed it in the same way my friends and I do to one another when we make each other laugh, with explicit language.
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And I'm letting you know that it comes across as unnecessary and immature.
#16 to #15 - thewulfman
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Okay. Sorry to say that I don't really care.
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while i actually agree with most of the points you made in your original post, you indeed seem like an immature cunt
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Are you ******* retarded?
If you intend to shoot someone you're already ******* prepared, ********.
#102 to #12 - anon id: e3d8e585
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And you could stop being such a whiny bitch. But then, not everything works out perfectly.
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31) Nice guys don't finish last. Boring guys do.
HAHAHAHA, what the **** is this? So finishing after your partner is boring? Oh god forbid the woman actually climax first, that's boring. Boring for whom exactly? Seriously, the **** is this ********?
42) Luck favors the prepared.
No, it doesn't, because luck doesn't exist. I understand its point, be prepared and **** will go your way more often. Luck has nothing to do with it though.
User avatar #54 to #2 - laky
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31 He means about 'who gets the girls.' Plenty of autists out there believe that 'nice guys finish last' and only douchbags get girls
42 Majority of the time I'm unprepared as **** and I always end up screwing up. You are taking it too literally. Luck in this case represents small things in life which seem unchangeable but usually are. For example I wanna teach kids guitar. If i prepare my lessons ahead of time and don't wing it, I can focus on reading my students (and their parents) body language and focus on creating a connection with them. It may appear as 'luck' if I manage to create a good student-teacher relationship, but it's actually not.

You seem educated though. You just focus on the facts too much and take things too literally. You should try to to develop your 'feeling' emotion and empathy skills.
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I don't think 'finish' is really a euphemism in this case
#4 to #3 - thewulfman
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That makes slightly more sense.
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2) If you can't tell how much someone wants sex, perhaps you should consider attempting to gain sensitivity before you enter a relationship.
3) "Never hit the innocent?" That's just confusing. What if you don't know? A better one would be "Don't hit someone out of wrath."
4) Well, technically you are correct, but making the wearer happy is a purpose, so why add this to your list?
5) You make an excellent point here. Kudos.
22) This means that if you point a gun at someone, you should be prepared to fire if necessary. That doesn't necessarily mean that you have to fire. I do think the original could be stated a bit better, but no one's perfect.
29) I think this is for decisions that the taker is ambivalent on- that is to say, there is no obvious "better" choice, so the taker should take the decision that sounds like it'll be a good story.
31) Not everything is meant sexually. Although I agree with your statement regarding sexual conduct, I would also like to point out that OP probably meant something along the lines of "Don't let that bitch win cause you're a nice ************, cause then you're getting walked all over." Actually, I find that some people find it incredibly erotic to let their partner finish first. I guess the moral of this story is "mix it up sometimes."
34) Respect and honor are two separate entities. Just because someone differs from you in some way- be it race, ideology, or otherwise- it does not mean you shouldn't respect them as human beings. That being said, you have no obligation to give them any honor in your actions or words. Essentially, this just means to treat everyone with basic human respect.
42) Luck does exist- Let's take the causation philosophy for this one, and say everything happens as a result of something else. Human beings are literally incapable of tracking every potential, and the untracked potentials are what we call "luck."
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2) I'm talking about the fact it's specific to say that you're only to have sex with someone who wants sex as badly as you do. You can tell if your partner wants sex, sure, but how can you ever truly know if their wanton need equals yours?
3) That's not exactly perfect either. Just because you're not in a rage doesn't mean a person deserves to be hit.
4) The reason why I brought it up is because it didn't belong in this list to begin with.
5) Thanks.
22) Agreed.
29) *non-committal shrug*
34) While I still believe respect is earned, not a given right, I feel I need to clarify something. I will never think less of someone based on their race/gender/sexuality or how much money they do or do not make. The issue is with what kind of people they are. I'm not sorry, I don't respect the KKK, Neo-nazis, Al-qaeda, the WBC, or any other hate mongering extremist group.
42) Except that most people don't call luck "untracked potentials". They consider luck to be some cosmic dice roll that fate is guided by. I'm all for going with causation philosophy here, the issue is that most people don't.
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2) Well, I guess I've never really had too much issue on this one; my libido has always been relatively weak, I more or less "tap" into my partner's desire to get me going.
3) Can't deny that. Let's call this one a draw.
4) Also can't deny that.
29) *also shrugs* I've never been in a situation that is both ambivalent and could be decided upon based on how good a story it would make. Should I get the chicken curry or palak paneer?
34) I think we're getting a bit tangled up in terminology here. Your point is fair enough.
42) Misconceptions exist everywhere. What they call luck and what I call luck are two absolutely different things, I guess, but they are more or less to the same effect: unpredictability.
46) Have a great day, my friend, and I thank you for not causing (too much of) a *********.
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31) This has nothing to do with sex...at all

Now I think your just being obtuse to be annoying.
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I would like to add that #20 seems really unfair to someone that has OCD and can't help but be bothered by little thins such as touching all the doorknobs before going to sleep or smelling his food before taking a bite. #41, I guess you're not allowed to have slightly less intelligent friends, so just **** them.
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I've always thought the best tidbits of non-specific advice are short. Meaning you have to think about them a little to really understand, but I get what you're saying and I agree with you on about half of these.

4) I like wearing hats sometimes even on perfect days, just because they look nice and I like them. That seems to count as a function to me.

5) yeah, that would seem fine to me if not the best option. If it was a movie you were both looking forward to perhaps.

29) I very much agree with you. Naturally it's not black and white, but I wouldn't decide to rob a bank just because it would make a better story.

34) I agree with you most here, manners are to be given, respect is to be earned.
User avatar #62 to #1 - defeats
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2) Never have sex with someone who doesn't want it as much as you.
Don't pressure anybody into having sex with you and don't let anybody pressure you into having sex with them. Was it that hard to interpret?

3,4 and 5 are self explanatory, I really don't get what you don't understand about them or why I'm even replying to you...

22) Never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them.
Because if they come to take that gun off of you and you don't plan on shooting them, you won't shoot them. They'll then take your gun and very likely shoot you with it. You're ridiculously stupid if you think the police aiming their guns at a perp aren't intent on shooting them.

29) Go with the decision that will make a good story.
"All right chums, time's up, let's do this... LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!"

34) No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect.
This goes without saying, it's more to do with those people who talk down to people they view as lower class. Your binman, postman, babysitter, dog walker all deserve to be treated the way you expect people to treat you. This doesn't include people who are acting like cunts, because they aren't treating people right themselves.
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#485 to #62 - rakoom
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Your explanation of 29 is the most beautiful choice of quotes I have ever witnessed in my lifetime thus far.

... As far as my memory tells me.

Golden.
#529 to #62 - anon id: 08b8890f
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yeah i have an iq of 170 and am changing the world through limits of the human mind not previously explored, but i deserve the same treatment as the douchebag delivering my pizza.
yeah i have an iq of 170 and am changing the world through limits of the human mind not previously explored, but i deserve the same treatment as the douchebag delivering my pizza.
User avatar #537 to #529 - niggastolemyname
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>douchebag
>pizza man
>implying that all pizza delivery men are douchebags and under the IQ of 170
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User avatar #28 - samxdaxman
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>#41
In this case, the smartest person leaves, making the second smartest person in the room the smartest. They then follow suit and leave. This continues until everyone has left the room. Soon all rooms become obsolete since nobody wants to be the smartest person in one. We all live in the woods and die from exposure.
I'm very fun at parties. Just kidding, I don't get invited to parties.
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I think it means that you should never think you're the smartest person in the room.
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It means that if the people you are hanging out with are even with humility, below your own modest level of intellect, you should find more mentally stimulating company.
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User avatar #358 to #28 - perform
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Well if you don't realize you're the smartest in the room, you're not the smartest anymore. And that's the threshold for the amount of people in the room.
#486 to #28 - mindset
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Now all people will know of this rule, and even if they do, they won't act upon it.
If you're in a work environment, within a team, try to become the best and most knowledgeable at what the team does, if you can no longer learn from anyone in the room, than it's time to ask for that promotion, and leave to a room where you'll learn more from it's crew, and so on...
#487 to #486 - mindset
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Not* all people...
User avatar #188 to #28 - tenboxes
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Everybody's smart in their own way, so there will always be someone that is smarter than you in a certain way in the room. You will also be smarter than them, it goes both ways, but if somehow you enter a room where you are smarter than everyone in every way you should leave. This rule connects to rule 38. If you're smarter than everyone there, how will you learn anything?
#214 to #28 - stillnotbob
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I don't either
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Don't worry, we'll be uninvited together.
User avatar #351 to #28 - jaggedherp
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>Live inna woods
/k/ approves
User avatar #66 to #28 - moonkitty
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I'd invite you to parties
#108 to #66 - samxdaxman
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Well that automatically makes you cool in my book.
#114 - betta
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#20: You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.   
   
This one couldn't be any more true. Get ready for a semi long story...   
   
I've only ever had one girlfriend. 9th grade. It was awesome. I loved every single moment of my life; Really; I did. Her name was Marina. There was never a moment that she wasn't smiling. I naturally hate my smile, even today, but I couldn't stop smiling anytime we ever hung out. It truly felt like the perfect relationship. We didn't date for long, but we had plans to hang out. I hope she felt the same way I did about her. But she didn't. I know she didn't. She committed suicide. She didn't love me. She didn't care about me. I wanted to be there for her, but she didn't want me there for her. She knew she could've talked to me, but didn't. I want her back. I wouldn't even want her back here for me. She had so many caring and loving friends. We wanted to help, we just didn't know she needed it. Maybe we needed to ask her more often if she was okay. I didn't lose a girlfriend. I lost the ability to find someone to fill that void. I don't ever want to date anyone. I don't want to go through this again.    
   
Maybe I need a tougher shell. Maybe I need to help others more. Who knows...
#20: You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.

This one couldn't be any more true. Get ready for a semi long story...

I've only ever had one girlfriend. 9th grade. It was awesome. I loved every single moment of my life; Really; I did. Her name was Marina. There was never a moment that she wasn't smiling. I naturally hate my smile, even today, but I couldn't stop smiling anytime we ever hung out. It truly felt like the perfect relationship. We didn't date for long, but we had plans to hang out. I hope she felt the same way I did about her. But she didn't. I know she didn't. She committed suicide. She didn't love me. She didn't care about me. I wanted to be there for her, but she didn't want me there for her. She knew she could've talked to me, but didn't. I want her back. I wouldn't even want her back here for me. She had so many caring and loving friends. We wanted to help, we just didn't know she needed it. Maybe we needed to ask her more often if she was okay. I didn't lose a girlfriend. I lost the ability to find someone to fill that void. I don't ever want to date anyone. I don't want to go through this again.

Maybe I need a tougher shell. Maybe I need to help others more. Who knows...
#490 to #114 - ilikeducks
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This is what makes you strong man, take all of this and may it help you when the going gets rough. Known that you can take this man, you got this homie. Best of luck
#502 to #114 - anon id: 8cca8b93
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The world is for the living, carry on mate even though it is hard

I have lost people too, in the beginning it's hard but you have to put your head up and face another day
#249 to #114 - spoonnome
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I know it may sound stupid, but have you ever thought she didn't tell you that she wasn't okay because loved you? Maybe she thought so highly of you, and loved your smile so much that she didn't want to see you frown. Just a thought.
User avatar #258 to #249 - betta
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Maybe. That'd be a nice thought.

I wish I could've done something, but I shouldn't dwell on the past.
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I'm a guy with a little too much experience in how people act when they mix love and respect with depression, and What spoonnome said, is pretty much fact. That's how 9 out of 10 people act in these situations. They don't want to bother anyone else because of their extremely low confidence or whichever name you might give it.
#261 to #258 - spoonnome
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There's no way to fix it, but embrace it and keep looking forward. Life gets better man, I promise.
User avatar #267 to #261 - betta
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Thanks. I'll find solace sometime, but I'll fair off fine for now.
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OP is a faggot. You should have known. You should have been able to tell. You really must not have paid attention to her as much as you thought you did, just because you felt good.

Haters gonna hate, people don't kill themselves out of the blue.
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#441 to #114 - thenikohero
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But what if you could feel something like that love again? The feeling of being accepted and that you could be yourself with someone else and they love you for who you are   
   
Don't you wanna feel that again mate? And I'm sorry about Marina, she sounded like a great girl (of those little facts you told about her)   
   
   
Point is, don't you want to feel accepted again? Don't be afriad my friend, love is the strongest thing out there, and yes.. It scares me too.
But what if you could feel something like that love again? The feeling of being accepted and that you could be yourself with someone else and they love you for who you are

Don't you wanna feel that again mate? And I'm sorry about Marina, she sounded like a great girl (of those little facts you told about her)


Point is, don't you want to feel accepted again? Don't be afriad my friend, love is the strongest thing out there, and yes.. It scares me too.
User avatar #362 to #114 - perform
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You know dude, **** happens. It happens to the people who least deserve it and it ain't fair. But if you stay strong and hang in there, I swear by everything I value that it will get better. Look on the bright side. You have a story to tell. You have the experience to help people with their troubles. I for one can't say I have experience in that field but you can. If you always look back at it and cry about it, that's the only thing that will remain of your memories of her. I wouldn't want that. I'm not telling you to forget it because it defines who you are, but I want you to remember the good times along with the bad times. That might make it sadder, but when you look back a few years from now, you'll remember that you didn't regret a single thing. And if you did, well, you know what to do next time to make it right.

tl;dr sok lil' nig u can do eet
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I'm so sorry. I almost have the same story, bro. My ex girlfriend is only alive because she didn't take quite enough pills to do the job. She tried to OD on sleeping pills, but once she passed out, her dad found her and took her right to the hospital. I found out about it way after the fact, and I broke down. Since then she's seen therapists and counselors and everything, but I've still had to talk her out of killing herself twice since then. I keep checking in with her every now and then, making sure she's okay. Even though it hurts every time I talk to her because of the rocky way we broke up, it would hurt more, much more, if I couldn't talk to her. I can't imagine what you've gone through, and hope I never have to know.    
   
This gif is basically her every time I say good bye.   
   
Stay strong, neighbor.
I'm so sorry. I almost have the same story, bro. My ex girlfriend is only alive because she didn't take quite enough pills to do the job. She tried to OD on sleeping pills, but once she passed out, her dad found her and took her right to the hospital. I found out about it way after the fact, and I broke down. Since then she's seen therapists and counselors and everything, but I've still had to talk her out of killing herself twice since then. I keep checking in with her every now and then, making sure she's okay. Even though it hurts every time I talk to her because of the rocky way we broke up, it would hurt more, much more, if I couldn't talk to her. I can't imagine what you've gone through, and hope I never have to know.

This gif is basically her every time I say good bye.

Stay strong, neighbor.
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Out of all of the feely things ive ever read on the internet that comment is competing for top 10
User avatar #266 to #114 - fapfapclapclap
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I understand your fears, and what you went through was horrible. But you can't be afraid to love again. You will find someone some day and she will make you extremely happy, but whatever you do make sure you're making her happy. I don't mean that in a dick way, i mean it in the way that one sided love always hurts. Just hang in there man. And don't be afraid to love.
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I'm going to care for whoever it is, with all my heart, and I want them to see how much I care.
#386 to #114 - infinitereaper
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I don't even have the words bro.   
Losing my own love was the hardest thing I've ever experienced in my life,   
but I can't even imagine, not like that, I'm so sorry bro   
   
I wish you well.   
Maybe we can't always choose what life throws at us,   
and maybe every life that has a beginning has an end,   
but it doesn't change the fact she was here, alive   
even with pain I hope you cherish those memories and emotions    
   
See them as a light that can guide you through the dark
I don't even have the words bro.
Losing my own love was the hardest thing I've ever experienced in my life,
but I can't even imagine, not like that, I'm so sorry bro

I wish you well.
Maybe we can't always choose what life throws at us,
and maybe every life that has a beginning has an end,
but it doesn't change the fact she was here, alive
even with pain I hope you cherish those memories and emotions

See them as a light that can guide you through the dark
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This is the first time I've ever actually shed a tear while reading something on the internet.
If you ever need something bro, I'll be there for you. We'll be there for you. FJ has your back. Godspeed you magnificent man.
User avatar #158 to #155 - betta
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Oh man, I didn't want to turn this into a feels post. You got me a bit watery eyed myself. Thank you for the support, it really means a lot.

I'll be fine, I just have to keep going with my life.
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In your situation, someone is going to find you. It may take a while, but eventually you'll find a girl who will dig through your baggage and get you to smile again. You probably won't even notice her at first, she'll just be a coworker you drove home one day, and before you know it you're telling her this story, thinking it will drive her away. But it won't. She'll see that you're broken and want to fix you, and eventually, she will. Hang in there bro, I believe in you.
User avatar #171 to #165 - betta
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I've only ever told 5 people. I didn't even mean to tell anyone. I didn't want anyone to feel like I need help. I'm okay. I want others to know that there is happiness in everyone at all times.

Thank you for the support (:
User avatar #175 to #171 - peekabeast
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I try. You guys are my bros and have helped me through a couple tough times. I owe it to this site to return the favor every once in a while.
#460 to #114 - anon id: dd083a44
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Her father probably raped her and she didn't want to share it with some beta **** who would just tell "everything is fine because you make me smile".
User avatar #448 to #114 - Animalkilla
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He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man... Although no man should go through that, my previous words serve large meaning.
User avatar #228 to #114 - icameisawilostit
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That's the kind of thing that should bother everyone. Feeling it is what makes us human.
#434 to #114 - anon id: 7fe42dcd
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As someone who is painfully suicidal this story hit me hard.

The people around me are the only reason I'm not offing myself, but I can't even get up in the mornings
#163 to #114 - skorchy
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The feels are strong q.q
-insert long story about my love life here-
User avatar #322 to #114 - nigastix
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I understand/feel your pain and where you're coming from bro.. more than you know and more than I'd like to admit.

Happiness is something to strive for; just keep on living and you'll find it.
User avatar #159 to #114 - kanaka
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I wish I could hug people through the internet.
Why aren't we funding this?
In all seriousness, I can understand your feels bro. I've never personally experienced suicide in a close circle of people, but I have had a large number of loved ones pass away over the last few years. The only advice I can offer is that it will take a long time to heal from the emotional damage. But you never know, you may find the right person one day. If you find yourself wanting to have a person in your life, you have to sit down and have a heart to heart with yourself to ask if you are truly ready to be in a relationship. If you are not comfortable with the relationship and you feel guilty, then either not enough time has passed, or you really are not able to have that companion in your life. That's just how psychology works.
User avatar #176 to #159 - betta
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Death is a hard thing to deal with, in any form. Everything heals eventually though.
#296 to #114 - sposadox
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Man.. I've had this happen too, in a slightly different way. I'll be honest about it, my girlfriend was transgender. She was a man, but with a lot of hormone therapy she was essentially a woman.. I didn't care that she wasn't "real". I loved her dearly. When she broke up with me because she thought she was keeping me from finding a better girl, I stayed single for all the 6 months we were broken up.

I knew when she came back that she'd leave again, but I just wanted to believe that something in life could be good enough and still be true. I was happy for the next 5 months, and I thought we could last. We started to argue (it was mostly her telling me that she wasn't good enough and her own self-doubts) but I was always there to reassure her. Then one morning, she leaves me a message over facebook. She told me to find a real girl, someone that I deserved, and that she was ending her life. By the time I got the message, it was too late to reply.

****. First this post makes me feel like I've lived my life wrong, now the tears are coming. I thought time would heal it (its been 2 and half years) but I just keep getting reminded and remembering things weren't as good back then as I wish they were.
User avatar #545 to #114 - kanaka
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sorry if you don't remember me. view comment #159 if you still care. i do, that;s why i'm trying to contact you
#166 to #114 - anon id: bbf75fe5
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It´s easy to tell lies on the interwebzzz ^o^

neway i hope she died a fckn painful death lolz
User avatar #173 to #166 - betta
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You want attention.

I urge anyone looking at your comment to not thumb it either way, nor reply to it.
#464 to #173 - saxplaya
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I gotta say, betta, your username doesn't seem to fit your words.
#178 to #173 - anon id: bbf75fe5
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It's funny you're telling me I want attention. First of all, I'm posting of an anonymous account, so I wouldn't give two ***** what people think about me.

It is you on the other hand who is looking for attention. Little ******** 'boohoo my gf killed herself ;_; i will never get over it ;________; :------( not posi' story.

**** you emo cunt.
User avatar #458 to #178 - phyoke
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I really hope nothing like what happened with betta and Marina ever happens to you, because there is no way you would be as composed or controlled as betta.
#361 to #178 - anon id: f45f4705
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you're a ******* piece of ****, I hope you know that
User avatar #544 to #114 - kanaka
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How are you doing now?
User avatar #546 to #544 - betta
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I'm doing better man, thank you (:

There was a girl actually that started to have a crush on me and I felt like I should tell her about it before she gets any ideas, and the first thing that she said was "Let's talk about it" so we did that and it was really nice of her. I'm not dating her or anything but she's a close friend now so I'm happy about that.

Oh, and thank you for revisiting this post. I've had some hard times just as of lately and Marina's birthday just passed not too long ago, so I appreciate you caring enough to come back to this post. Truly, thank you.
#152 to #114 - foxranger
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Hang in there bud. Life gets better. Everyone deserves to be happy and at the end of the day thats what she would want for you. Its easy to trick ourselves otherwise but the best way to honor her is to live a full and happy life.
Hang in there bud. Life gets better. Everyone deserves to be happy and at the end of the day thats what she would want for you. Its easy to trick ourselves otherwise but the best way to honor her is to live a full and happy life.
User avatar #156 to #152 - betta
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I'm trying. Thank you for the support. It means a lot.

Also, thank you for the gif. I lol'd (:
User avatar #124 - ferndizzle
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#41

>teacher walks into classoom
>immediately walks out
>the end
#130 to #124 - DrPeppir
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*You follow the teacher into the hallway and proceed to throw a sandwich at her before walking back into class, pulling your pants aside to expose your genitals before masturbating on an empty chair.*
#134 to #130 - ferndizzle
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#136 to #134 - DrPeppir
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Well...


why not?
User avatar #24 - I Am Monkey
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29. Go with the decision that will make for a good story

Idk about that one. Some of the best greentexts sound like they were horrible for the person involved. Beta threads and whatnot.
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User avatar #406 to #24 - theronmasteh
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Along with N° 29 goes the saying: "Bad decisions makes good stories".

So it's up to the person to be risky and having a strong liking of stupid risky things.
User avatar #70 to #24 - basicargentinian
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I vouch for 29, I've done some pretty stupid stuff but i'm damn glad I did them.
User avatar #148 - cakezs
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I highly disagree with #34. You need to earn someone's respect, and people need to earn mine. Knowing who has earned your respect and who hasn't is a big part of being a man.
User avatar #170 to #148 - iforgotmypasswordx
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I see where you're coming from with this, but i like to think of it like this:

Disrespect no one, but demand that others respect you.
User avatar #191 to #148 - hockerz
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I give everyone the same baseline then adjust as needs be/proven
User avatar #272 to #148 - thumbaccountlol
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Respect everyone until they do something to lose your respect, now that, is being a man.
User avatar #437 to #272 - vigorion
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Perfect. Thank you.
User avatar #164 to #148 - nyawgga
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Rule 34

No exceptions
#34 - vlademitrius
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reminds me of this.
User avatar #438 to #34 - bookyle
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OMG. I have been looking for this forever. Thanks a lot
User avatar #472 to #34 - beldepinda
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But the question is, what if there's a slow dance coming up. You don't have a girl and you are sitting on a bench. (at the end of the list)
#527 to #34 - anon id: 59e48845
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Alright guys! We all know #91 is true. See you on monday
#286 to #34 - kingpongthedon
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That's way more than 100 words.
#367 to #286 - vlademitrius
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User avatar #121 to #34 - asdflkjhg
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Thank you so much for finding this. I glanced at it once, and by the time I realized how important it was, I couldn't find it.
User avatar #368 to #121 - vlademitrius
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Welcome!
#85 - afroadam
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looking a person in the eye while we are talking is absolute torture for me. talking to people isnt the problem but i have to dart my eyes in other directions for the most part. it's this weird anxiety problem. but im trying hard to be able to look at people in the eye as i talk to them. now it's really only when i right next to them. kinda proud of myself
User avatar #440 to #85 - bookyle
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also try looking at the eyebrow.
User avatar #98 to #85 - bodasion
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Then don't look them in the eye. Focus your attention on the spot right above the nose and directly in between the eyes.

You'll experience far less anxiety and the other person will believe you're looking them square in the eye.

(Please remember to blink and occasionally avert your gaze for a moment or two.)
User avatar #153 to #85 - yoandrefj
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try looking at their mouth, it works for me, i don't get nervous from looking at them directly but it looks like you are.
#119 to #85 - allinallout **User deleted account**
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I can't look people in the eye for too long. Not because I can't handle it but because I'm told my gaze is very very intense and a lot of people get uncomfortable when i stare into the very fabric of their soul that is the gateway of the pupil
User avatar #244 to #119 - vedomajkatrololol
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Same here, ive been told when i look into other's eyes i seem to steal their soul right out of them and proceed to sacrifice it to the dark lord right then and there
#101 to #85 - CaptainPugwash
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Have you tried looking at the bridge of their nose instead? It may not be as intimidating for you as looking them in the eyes but they won't be able to tell the difference.   
But hats off for the progress.
Have you tried looking at the bridge of their nose instead? It may not be as intimidating for you as looking them in the eyes but they won't be able to tell the difference.
But hats off for the progress.
User avatar #248 to #101 - tkuja
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that's what i started doing many years ago, it definitely helped gain more confidence to start looking people in the eyes
#311 - Freelon
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"If she has dirty hair, she has a dirty body because if you shower your hair gets wet too."   
                                                                                                        -My Dad
"If she has dirty hair, she has a dirty body because if you shower your hair gets wet too."
-My Dad
User avatar #518 to #311 - bigmanfifty
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Apparently long hair takes 10milion years to dry so girls just avoid it altogether
User avatar #545 to #518 - thesinful
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Huh. When I had long hair, I just dried it first. By the time I got it dry, the rest of me was dry too. Cut it short because it was more maintenance than I was interested in and far too hot for work.