Some good advice. . It' s better to your pants than to die of constipation. h/ dad on whether or not I should ask out a girl when I was younger.. Well, son.
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Some good advice

It' s better to **** your pants
than to die of constipation.
h/ dad on whether or not I should ask out a girl
when I was younger.
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Submitted: 02/23/2014
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User avatar #2 - alphabetaanon (02/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Well, **** son.
#8 - wildberk (02/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
MFW when you ask a girl out, get rejected, but then they tell you about their friend who needs a hook up.
MFW when you ask a girl out, get rejected, but then they tell you about their friend who needs a hook up.
#19 - flnonymousseven (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> decide to take dad's advice
> talk to a girl
> girl says hi
> **** pants
> "at least I won't die of constipation"
> blink
> realize that dad's advice was not meant to be taken literally.
> mfw
User avatar #5 - sneleoparden (02/24/2014) [-]
anyone who can pack wisdom in **** must surely be a dad
#26 - drtrousersnake (02/24/2014) [-]
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#29 - spanishninja (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
100% constipation free
User avatar #4 - arkamedies (02/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
jokexplain?
#16 to #4 - bval (02/24/2014) [-]
It is a metaphor, with the question "will you go out with me?" equated to a turd. Then, letting out the question and having it get rejected is like 						********					 your pants, as the turd was not received as you would like it to have been. In the poop world, endless constipation leads to fecal impaction, which can lead to intestinal necrosis, followed by perforation, followed by peritonitis, and finally death. Similarly, keeping the question inside of you leads to anxiety and sadness. Thus, it is better to 						****					 your pants (ask and get rejected) than to die of constipation (have endless anxiety of whether she will say yes or no).   
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It is a metaphor, with the question "will you go out with me?" equated to a turd. Then, letting out the question and having it get rejected is like ******** your pants, as the turd was not received as you would like it to have been. In the poop world, endless constipation leads to fecal impaction, which can lead to intestinal necrosis, followed by perforation, followed by peritonitis, and finally death. Similarly, keeping the question inside of you leads to anxiety and sadness. Thus, it is better to **** your pants (ask and get rejected) than to die of constipation (have endless anxiety of whether she will say yes or no).
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User avatar #12 - kikx (02/24/2014) [-]
That...actually makes sense
#35 - landerp (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When you die you void your bowels so you're going to **** your pants either way.
#27 - anteatereatingants (02/24/2014) [-]
That's deep
#24 - alphagex (02/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Girl you smell like doodoo *************
#45 - bdowns (02/24/2014) [-]
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#9 - kweel (02/24/2014) [-]
I read it as "It's better to **** on your parents than to die of constipation"
Still works
User avatar #6 - PubLandlord (02/24/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Rephrased differently, the way I appraoch dating

You have a white area
You have a black area
You have a grey area

If you ask the girl out and she say yes, you choose the white area, it's all good, big win

If you ask her out and she say no, it's black, but no time wasted and you can move on, small loss , not emotionally invested

Or you can dick about in the grey area, not moving forwards in any direction, things don't fall into your lap, you may as well make the decision and effort sooner rather than later, because it either works out for you, or it doesn't and you can start searching for someone else, so happiness will come a bit faster
#21 to #6 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Don't talk **** about my earl-grey tea.
#11 - Womens Study Major (02/24/2014) [-]
Didn't someone say this on reddit a day or two ago?
#10 - micekill (02/24/2014) [-]
i told myself that i can either fail or win, and if i fail knowing that i did my best i can move on to something else
#3 - wassamattau (02/24/2014) [-]
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