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#15 - duudegladiator (11/28/2015) [-]
What should i put in with a Machete?
#55 to #15 - adr (11/28/2015) [-]
dead hooker and a shovel
User avatar #19 to #15 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-]
A transcript of "Machete Kills"
User avatar #17 to #15 - WutsAtroll (11/28/2015) [-]
a wilderness survival kit and some maps
User avatar #30 to #17 - gittons (11/28/2015) [-]
smart.
User avatar #95 to #17 - feindmachines (11/28/2015) [-]
and like go cut some plants to make it look like you used it for woods type stuff, then it might infect who ever you cut, idk.
User avatar #1 - tsnkami (11/28/2015) [-]
Oh I get it. I don't get it.
#63 to #1 - fjlawyer (11/28/2015) [-]
In UK Law, manslaughter is a partial defence for murder.

The most important difference between them is that, for manslaughter, there is no mandatory life sentence, unlike for murder.

It's more complicated than this, but basically, where a person kills another, he is not to be convicted of murder if his acts and omissions in killing resulted from his loss of self-control. And loss of self control cannot be premeditated, there cannot be a considered desire for revenge.

So if you have a bat in your car, it would suggest you premeditated the murder and you could get a life sentence if you can't use manslaughter (loss of control) as a partial defence. Whereas if there's a glove, you can say it was for baseball and you're more likely to get off without a life sentence.

Hope this makes sense and helps a little,

Your FJ Lawyer
#69 to #63 - ninjatofu (11/28/2015) [-]
Well done.
User avatar #82 to #63 - izaya (11/28/2015) [-]
Wait, you get a life sentence for murder?
User avatar #91 to #63 - makethingsworse (11/28/2015) [-]
It's actually a lot more simple than that (though you were correct). A baseball bat is actually considered a lethal weapon. They treat it the same way as an unregistered firearm in your trunk- except the registration in this case would be a baseball glove.

TL;DR the baseball glove gives you apt excuse for having a baseball bat. You ain't gotta explain **** , you play baseball.

(I have a baseball bat in my trunk and have had a cop explain this to me)
User avatar #102 to #91 - fjlawyer (11/28/2015) [-]
Where I said 'It's more complicated than this', it was because there are several other tests that one must be put through in deciding if it's manslaughter. That little paragraph sums up pages and pages of legislation on the topic.

And I was giving it context.
User avatar #105 to #102 - makethingsworse (11/29/2015) [-]
Yeah dude I understand. You were putting it in a scenario where there would evidence against you in the event one might end another's life. I was just putting into a more everyday context. Like if a cop was searching your trunk, for example.

Love you, Pookie. Never meant to steal yo thunda
User avatar #109 to #105 - fjlawyer (11/29/2015) [-]
Bruh thought you were mugging me off haha
Insecure law student

My bad bro <3
#110 to #63 - nerfhead (11/30/2015) [-]
what if you want to add one of those long nails you see in movies and video games and you use the baseball defense with a glove
User avatar #2 to #1 - izaya (11/28/2015) [-]
Well. Severeness of murder is determined by whether you planned it or if it was in the heat of the moment or even accidental.

If you carry around both bat and the glove, you can just say you play baseball for fun and just happened to have a bat, which you in the heat of the moment, of course, used as the weapon. If you have only a bat, you'll have a hard time proving that you weren't carrying it with the intent to kill that someone, which would make your crime a lot worse.

I'm not good with law or explaining, please notify if there was something I missed out.
User avatar #10 to #2 - greyhoundfd (11/28/2015) [-]
Not to mention that if you are attacked outside your car it is much easier to make a self-defense claim if it is apparent that the baseball bat was not kept in the car as a weapon.
User avatar #14 to #10 - amalone ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-]
You only gotta worry about that in your commie blue states. Here in MS, you can carry a bat as a weapon of self defense and just be open and honest about it. I was pulled over by a state trooper recently and he asked if I had any weapons. I told him there was a pistol in my door, a bat in the back seat and a knife in the glove box; all for self defense. He asked me to take out my gun, and we just talked about how Ruger is a great brand and stuff. No ticket even. I love freedom so much
#65 to #14 - Dropkicksxxx (11/28/2015) [-]
I was never a big fan of ruger, but I built a 1911 off the frame of one. And it still stands as the most reliable 1911 I've built, only time it didn't chamber was when I wasn't paying attention and limp wristed it.
User avatar #85 to #65 - spceinvdr (11/28/2015) [-]
hawt
#97 to #85 - Dropkicksxxx (11/28/2015) [-]
Green grips, that's the newest picture I have of it
User avatar #99 to #97 - spceinvdr (11/28/2015) [-]
thats nice man
#84 to #65 - ethirty (11/28/2015) [-]
you have a pic of that 1911?
#100 to #84 - Dropkicksxxx (11/28/2015) [-]
Yep, green grips
#101 to #100 - ethirty (11/28/2015) [-]
and you built it from a ruger frame? Very nice. Wasn't it hard to make things fit or whatever? Using different frames for different models is something ive never heard of.
User avatar #103 to #101 - Dropkicksxxx (11/28/2015) [-]
That's what's nice about 1911, everything is basically standard. Some parts take a tiny bit of filing just to make them run as smooth as possible, but that's usually just extra metal from manufacturing ( some people want a nice 1911 built for 1000$ , so they get cheap parts)
#104 to #103 - ethirty (11/28/2015) [-]
very cool, do you have more pics ?
User avatar #106 to #104 - Dropkicksxxx (11/29/2015) [-]
Bottom, 1911, ati to start, replaced everything I could with Wilson parts, the AR is a bushmaster but has a new carrier and upgraded buffer tube and break
User avatar #108 to #107 - Dropkicksxxx (11/29/2015) [-]
Whoops, I didn't put the brake on yet in that pic.
#39 to #14 - ronniesan (11/28/2015) [-]
God bless America
#23 to #14 - eddytheanon (11/28/2015) [-]
I love freedoms too ms law says that you can conceal a firearm in your car and house no permit. Love that **** . You never know when it comes in handy. what part of MS?
#38 to #23 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
Not the same guy but I always go to Purvis (I think that's how you spell it) every year since I have like 250 acres of land there. Also Ward's and Leatha's barbeque are the ****
#36 to #14 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
I love how easy it is to shoot up a clinic too!
#72 to #2 - Haz (11/28/2015) [-]
Useless advice tbh

First thing the prosecution is gonna ask is for evidence that you actually play it. Which you won't have.

Probably be better off having a toolbox in your car
User avatar #50 to #2 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
actually, both mens rea and actus rea can be qualified by taking a baseball bat out of your car
User avatar #53 to #50 - izaya (11/28/2015) [-]
Who the **** do you think you are, coming to my comment and throwing around the juridical terminology like you're some big shot huh?
User avatar #64 to #2 - tsnkami (11/28/2015) [-]
>>#63
User avatar #7 to #2 - sinonyx ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-]
yeah, that seems pretty much correct
User avatar #3 to #2 - kanekoa (11/28/2015) [-]
How can you say you were going to play baseball without the ball
#4 to #3 - tylevans (11/28/2015) [-]
20+ players and you only need 1 ball. small ratio there
User avatar #5 to #4 - kanekoa (11/28/2015) [-]
Still, you say you're going out to play some ball but now you have to find someone else to cover for you saying he was going to play. With the ball you could say, "I was going to the park to see if anyone there wanted to play some ball" or something.
#8 to #5 - tylevans (11/28/2015) [-]
might as well keep the bases, the 9 inch nails, and a hammer then too
#12 to #8 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
I'd take that over a while of inescapable surprise buttsex
User avatar #11 - shamrockd (11/28/2015) [-]
Well of course I keep a baseball glove in the car with my bat. How the **** else am I going to play baseball?
User avatar #26 - gomugomuno (11/28/2015) [-]
but how does the lawyer explain the nails in the bat
User avatar #68 to #26 - itisntthetie (11/28/2015) [-]
put a hammer next to that
User avatar #27 to #26 - sideismss (11/28/2015) [-]
the nails fell into the bat
#6 - beerbellycolly (11/28/2015) [-]
Same goes for us Irish lads... if you have a hurley, carry a sliotar.
User avatar #40 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (11/28/2015) [-]
that's a cross between hockey, and murder
User avatar #44 to #40 - canichaikait (11/28/2015) [-]
I get that reference. you have good taste in movies friend
User avatar #46 to #44 - JoshOwnsAll (11/28/2015) [-]
thanks, you too
#88 to #46 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #6 - creamymcgee (11/28/2015) [-]
That looks less like sporting equipment and more like a medieval club
#13 to #9 - burtman (11/28/2015) [-]
Cú Chulainn himself used it to slay a hound and while simultaneously inventing the game of hurling.
User avatar #18 to #13 - ayumu (11/28/2015) [-]
Can't even see that name without thinking of weeb ****

Please wash away my sins
User avatar #20 to #18 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-]
Persona?
#21 to #20 - ayumu (11/28/2015) [-]
Fate/Stay Night
User avatar #28 - sideismss (11/28/2015) [-]
what about a loaded .357 mag snubnose deagle?
#56 to #28 - adr (11/28/2015) [-]
was that nonsense on purpose or do you actually think that is a thing
User avatar #60 to #56 - sideismss (11/28/2015) [-]
what do you mean? I got the snub deagle from a guy that sells flintlock ak47s and sawed-off mac-12s, he's legit
#71 to #60 - adr (11/28/2015) [-]
I see now you know your stuff, my apologies
User avatar #32 to #28 - kyubii (11/28/2015) [-]
Keep a valid handgun permit.
User avatar #47 to #32 - sideismss (11/28/2015) [-]
in my country, you don't need a permit
User avatar #48 to #47 - highkingtorygg (11/28/2015) [-]
where do you live, Somalia?
User avatar #52 to #48 - sideismss (11/28/2015) [-]
russia
User avatar #57 to #48 - sketchE ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-]
many US states dont require you to have a permit
User avatar #66 to #57 - Dropkicksxxx (11/28/2015) [-]
For open carry, concealed I'd different. In PA I can carry my gun open all I want, but I had to get my cc permit to tuck it in my waistband.
User avatar #92 to #66 - sketchE ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-]
im from alaska we dont need ****
User avatar #98 to #92 - Dropkicksxxx (11/28/2015) [-]
Yea well we don't have bears wandering around like raccoons either, or drunk natives everywhere haha
#86 to #28 - envinite (11/28/2015) [-]
Put this hat next to it.
User avatar #45 - nanako (11/28/2015) [-]
I think you should also carry a baseball
User avatar #31 - ghostisaho (11/28/2015) [-]
what do i put with the guy in the back seat
User avatar #33 to #31 - kyubii (11/28/2015) [-]
Keep a fully stocked ambulance, it'll trick the police into thinking you're a paramedic who lost one mid ride and they'll help you deal with the body.
User avatar #16 - zeldamasterace (11/28/2015) [-]
well. i suppose it's a good thing i play golf in my free time and keep my clubs in my trunk.

i just so happen to be a serial killer that uses different clubs for different victims lol XDDDDDDDDD
#87 to #16 - creamgravy (11/28/2015) [-]
so fanny xdddddddddd
#42 to #16 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-]
I believed you until I saw the XDDDDDDDD
JK LOL
User avatar #67 - alabamacoffeebean (11/28/2015) [-]
or you can save space and just get one of those heavy duty metal flashlights
User avatar #73 to #67 - dorfdorfdorf (11/28/2015) [-]
my dad has two of those in his car, those can bash a ****** head in, alright
User avatar #74 to #73 - alabamacoffeebean (11/28/2015) [-]
that's what I have mine for. I mean, I need in my toolbag if I ever break down on the side of the road
User avatar #75 to #74 - dorfdorfdorf (11/28/2015) [-]
of course, or helping some poor soul who doesn't know how to change a tire
User avatar #77 to #75 - alabamacoffeebean (11/28/2015) [-]
Damn straight
User avatar #76 to #74 - alabamacoffeebean (11/28/2015) [-]
I accidentally that second sentence.

"I need it in my toobag if I ever break down on the side of the road"
User avatar #37 - fadetometallica (11/28/2015) [-]
Just move to Arizona. Everybody's strapped here all the time.
#93 - wootsauce (11/28/2015) [-]
I just keep a gun in mine.. much simpler
User avatar #94 to #93 - stanleythewhite (11/28/2015) [-]
you should also keed a dead deer there.
User avatar #61 - askafj (11/28/2015) [-]
And a ball
User avatar #54 - irishjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
So if I have a gun, I should bring targets so I can say I was going to the range?
User avatar #59 to #54 - Izen (11/28/2015) [-]
yes. along with an address of a local range
User avatar #89 to #59 - irishjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
I can get that easily.
User avatar #81 to #54 - heartlessrobot (11/28/2015) [-]
Really, a cleaning kit would help more than targets, since ranges usually have targets.
User avatar #25 - enlightednatzie (11/28/2015) [-]
Tire irons are better for self defence tbh.
User avatar #49 to #25 - highkingtorygg (11/28/2015) [-]
so are guns
User avatar #51 to #49 - volksworgen (11/28/2015) [-]
So are deez nuts! hah! GOT EEM
User avatar #79 to #49 - lotengo (11/28/2015) [-]
so are armed bodyguards
User avatar #96 to #79 - highkingtorygg (11/28/2015) [-]
indeed
#35 - elucidator (11/28/2015) [-]
Just have a broken cd case handy in case you need to slash someone.
#83 - manaphyyyy (11/28/2015) [-]
Bring a glove with a bat so you have an alibi saying its for playing baseball. ya'll thinkin too hard lol
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User avatar #43 - lunaisbestpony (11/28/2015) [-]
If you're keeping a baseball bat in your car to use as a weapon for self defense you are doing something wrong. what are you gonna do get out of your car and open your back door to get it out as the asshole is walking up to beat the **** outta you? lock your door and undo your seat belt when he starts walking up. when he gets too close unlock the door and open it into him as hard and fast as you can. get out and start throwing punches till his unconscious.
ive seen so many fights lost because someone did something stupid like go for a weapon or try to take their jacket off. any reason someone gives you to fight in the adult world is a life or death situation. treat it that way. fight dirty.
User avatar #78 to #43 - lotengo (11/28/2015) [-]
Or you keep it under the passenger seat.
User avatar #90 to #43 - nudybooty (11/28/2015) [-]
Most people have some sort of weapon so they can defend them self if something does go wrong, not start a fight.
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