Some actual advice. . 5 things to avoid on your first date 5. Don' t be nervous in trcy' 4. Eleni Be cheap If it/ 3. Dort' taalk tit. newt pretend you' re summi
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Some actual advice

5 things to avoid on
your first date
5. Don' t be nervous
in trcy'
4. Eleni Be cheap
If it/
3. Dort' taalk
tit. newt pretend you' re summing you' re not
1. Don' t expect we much
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#2 - snakefire (11/22/2013) [+] (30 replies)
>don't be nervous

Thats not how it works you little shit.
#5 - veryspecialagent (11/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
*fixed*
#41 - pappathethird (11/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Ok, I did everything right so far, now how do I get a date?
User avatar #67 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
6. Turn your fucking phone off because texting for half the date is disgustingly rude.
#1 - crazyolitis (11/22/2013) [+] (14 replies)
>implying anyone on this site will ever get a date.
#88 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [+] (21 replies)
FemAnon here. I'm having my first date after work tonight. I'm super nervous, any tips other than these? >inb4 Don't be nervous
#91 to #88 - wrecking (11/23/2013) [-]
Keep dat ass on tight lockdown, don't give yourself up immediately, make him want it.
#148 - msypsylon (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Great advices, I always thought I'm supposed to be nervous, cheap and talk about my ex on my dates.
Great advices, I always thought I'm supposed to be nervous, cheap and talk about my ex on my dates.
#35 - Tyranitar (11/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
19 years old   
Haven't been on a date or had a girlfriend ever (in fact, I don't think I've had any female friends altogether since I was like 7)   
15 year old brother had his first date before me   
   
Is this a bad thing?
19 years old
Haven't been on a date or had a girlfriend ever (in fact, I don't think I've had any female friends altogether since I was like 7)
15 year old brother had his first date before me

Is this a bad thing?
#65 - krobeles ONLINE (11/23/2013) [+] (15 replies)
It really pisses me off, how all this 'advice' are always directed at the guys. I've been on pleanty of 'dates' (we dont really date in Denmark, but meh), where the girl fucked up several times with nervousness or cheapishness.    
   
But that didn't really matter. Know why it didn't matter? Because I'm a fucking adult, and i pay for my own shit. I'm also a fucking adult, so i understand if people are alittle nervous around a person they really like, and they wish for those emotions to be returned.    
   
All this 'advice' just shows how fuckin shallow and easily offended some people are.    
I could also off on how stupid the "guys pay for everything" cliché is, but thats not even the point of this...
It really pisses me off, how all this 'advice' are always directed at the guys. I've been on pleanty of 'dates' (we dont really date in Denmark, but meh), where the girl fucked up several times with nervousness or cheapishness.

But that didn't really matter. Know why it didn't matter? Because I'm a fucking adult, and i pay for my own shit. I'm also a fucking adult, so i understand if people are alittle nervous around a person they really like, and they wish for those emotions to be returned.

All this 'advice' just shows how fuckin shallow and easily offended some people are.
I could also off on how stupid the "guys pay for everything" cliché is, but thats not even the point of this...
#63 - hirollin (11/23/2013) [-]
-1: Take a shit beforehand to make sure no pooptacular emergencies happen.
0: Fap to make sure no genital emergencies happen (doubles for relaxation and stress relief) (tripples to make you perform better if you end up getting lucky later)
#66 - cobraghost (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>5 things not to do on your first date
>don't talk about your ex
I don't think you know how this works.
#129 - girtfible **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
1. ignore all this shit and be yourself, or run the risk of someone liking you for who you aren't
#36 - bigboyblue (11/23/2013) [-]
What I thought of when I read the last one.
User avatar #33 - fuzzyballs (11/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how can you avoid being nervous? it's not like you can flip a switch
#160 - creepyunclebob (11/23/2013) [-]
6. Firmly secure spaghetti in pockets
User avatar #96 - Lintutu (11/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I kind of disagree with number 4. I completely understand being a total mr.krabs about it and trying to split everything, but i'm also not gonna pay for a fancy meal for 2
+3
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#8 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I broke every single one of these. Cringe for me fellows, for my guilt haunts mine own mind- I did wrong and I know it.
#46 - mrmask (11/23/2013) [-]
who needs to talk about his ex when you have a glorious beard like this.
User avatar #24 - AliCattLovee (11/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
this actually helps a lot because i have a first date tomorrow :\ wish me luck!
User avatar #122 - ravenpt (11/23/2013) [-]
Who made this shit? That shit is all untrue.
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