Some Deep Shit. I should be studying for my AMAT final tomorrow.... Marriage is hard than ' larra_ is so hard liaison Mandela got at divorce. 27 FEMS in Maith l
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Some Deep Shit

I should be studying for my AMAT final tomorrow...

Marriage is hard than ' larra_ is so hard
liaison Mandela got at divorce.
27 FEMS in Maith
lift' Istan gettnig and [MEIER
everyday of his the for ft? straight wars. lie
gut out at hail. silent months with his
wits. and said "I this **** !"
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Submitted: 12/08/2013
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#2 - tobloi (12/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
He spent 18 years in prison and his wife cheated on him and in prison he wasn't tortured yeah he probably got beaten every now n then but not a massive thing, he and his wife came to a mutual agreement that they didn't love each other anymore also she cheated on him. Get yo facts straight.
#7 - Tenkan (12/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Well, to be honest, you're in a marriage because you agreed to it. If your marriage sucks then you can just divorce.

I don't think anyone really has an option to leave prison whenever they want.
#13 to #7 - mrpavelowgrimm (12/09/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude you don't.
#5 - improbable (12/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
According to this text Nelson Mandela was in prison, being tortured now and then for 27 years out of his own free will. And after he got out he couldn't stand being married for even a year.

That goes to show how bad marriage is.
#8 to #5 - married (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm not that bad
#1 - bastiantimm (12/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
shiit
#32 - eddyson (12/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And yet, most people doesn't notice he's been dead for 3 or 4 days now.....
User avatar #10 - ultimatebadass (12/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I should be studying for my final in the morning too man
User avatar #17 to #10 - stafeezy (12/09/2013) [-]
go ace that ****
#3 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
she was a horrible nasty piece of work

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#31 - stalini (12/09/2013) [-]
man I really doubt he was tortured there. Maybe at first, but then? no, for sure.

I mean, he lived too damn long for a guy who had undergone years of torture.
#11 - OldSnake ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
That was taken out of context. He meant that he needed a laxative.
#30 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
single and lonely;
married and bored.
somehow I'm lonely and bored.
User avatar #18 - pepemex (12/09/2013) [-]
"tortured and beaten everyday" I know he's a comedian but he shouldn't make **** up like that.
#62 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
God Chris Rock has such a low IQ lol
User avatar #60 - dinofly (12/09/2013) [-]
He's wife was an adulterer, one of the only good reasons for divorce.
#58 - crzylion (12/09/2013) [-]
so they had over a thousand ******* in prison, they picked one they could free that would forgive the white man. Nelson mandela was that ****** .

Mandela's wife, the one who kept the revolution going for the 27 years he was in prison, actually fought during those 27 years, to have the people she was fighting against be forgiven.

Of course she divorced his ass.
User avatar #51 - allofthefish (12/09/2013) [-]
he actually lived like a normal man while in prison. his guards even allowed him to take walks around local towns every morning during the latter part of his sentance. mandela was never in real danger while in prison at all
#50 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mandela also ordered the bombing and ****** of hundreds, maybe thousands of people
But, y'know,
that doesn't matter or anything, because he's black
#54 to #50 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
Nelson Mandela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party. He had pleaded guilty to 156 acts of public violence including mobilizing terrorist bombing campaigns, which planted bombs in public places, including the Johannesburg railway station. Many innocent people, including women and children, were killed.
Source: The State v. Nelson Mandela et al, Supreme Court of South Africa, Transvaal Provincial Division, 1963-1964, Indictment.
User avatar #49 - womd (12/09/2013) [-]
It wouldnt be funny if he mentioned it was because his wife cheated on him would it? People taking a comedian's joke so serious
User avatar #38 - jirova ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
He didnt exactly have a choice about being in prison, its not ike he could just walk out of it.
User avatar #29 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
The way I see it, if this guy can spend that long in prison and get his act together. These Ghetto ******** have no goddamn excuse.
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