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So yesterday a new copypasta was born. This guy on reddit got some skyperage from a friend of his ex-girlfriend. It's so pastaworthy. I personally kinda want to

This guy on reddit got some skyperage from a friend of his ex-girlfriend. It's so pastaworthy.

I personally kinda want to help it live on in the annals of internet.

"It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ******* games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. **** you. Get ready. "

tlt Do Not Disturb
El Shaw messages from: Yesterdays
You think you an tray wilt: her like that? 11: 11 PM
What? 11: 12 PM
You know what, dooit try ten act . 11: 12 PM
I really don' t know, 11: 12 PM
ALI, you ******* ******* , Haw dare you try ten ******* blame issues ants 11: 12 PM
HER.
Alicia? Aho are you again? 11: 12 PM
11: 13 PM
You ******* kidding?” You know when I am, ( 11: 13 PM
I don' t really remember I 1: PM
It doesn' t matter, Listen kid you dooit want ts see my other side. I have a 11: 16 PM
me Givith a muzzle sun, but the muzzle is about ts came off, You
brake her heart, and I will break yours, She is a nice girl, haw dare you use
her like this, Haw came people like you get ten date her? Then people like me
have ten sit in the shading and be the shoulders ts cry an Listen kid, I don' t
have time Far ******* games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice
guy angry; the warld shakes. Don' t do it again.
kill 11: 18 PM
EEO You will regret this the next FULL MARCIN. You mess Givith me you mess Givith 11: 19 PM
the pack bud. **** you, Get ready,
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Submitted: 05/25/2015
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#4 - ashedust (05/25/2015) [-]
"It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a toy duck inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her squeaker, and I will break yours. She is a nice duck, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to squeak her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ******* games. I am a nice duck, but when you make a nice duck angry; the world quacks. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next TOY SALE. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. **** you. Get ready. "
#10 - zekeon ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. inside me with the safety on, but the safety is about to come off. You broke her trigger and now I'm about to break yours. She is a nice gun, how dare you shoot her like this. How come people like you go to the range with her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the cosmoline to cry on. Listen kid, I don't have time for ******* >nogunz. I am a good comrade, but when you make a good comrade angry; the tank shakes. Don't do it again.

...You will regret this the next NUCLEAR DISASTER. You mess with me you get the platoon bud. **** you. Get ready.
#8 - madmalkavian (05/25/2015) [-]
Why are people that autistic allowed to be on the internet again?
Why are people that autistic allowed to be on the internet again?
User avatar #11 to #8 - lordnerevar ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
i ******* loved that movie, thank you
User avatar #15 to #8 - demandsgayversion (05/26/2015) [-]
it's less stimulating than the outside world
User avatar #7 - epicglitchmane (05/25/2015) [-]
He just went full weeb

Never go full weeb
User avatar #14 to #7 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Furry, totally different thing from being a weeb.
User avatar #12 to #7 - lordnerevar ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
full furry*
#9 - finishhimlarry (05/26/2015) [-]
This is why we need a new holocaust
#13 to #9 - unholyfatman (05/26/2015) [-]
They should institute chemical castration so they don't breed. 			*******		 faggots
They should institute chemical castration so they don't breed. ******* faggots
#2 - immatakeaduty ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
#1 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
***** done went full moon retarded
#16 - yourdonutz ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a silencer on, but the silencer is about to come off. You broke her vault, and I will break yours. She is a nice drill, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to use her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows getting arrested. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ******* games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes.

Don't do it again
You will regret this the next heist. You mess with me you mess with the group bud. **** you. ready up.
#6 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
******* moon moon.
#5 - ganjalf (05/25/2015) [-]
This is almost literally asking to be made into a copypasta. We just need a chance to use it relevantly
#3 - primalneon (05/25/2015) [-]
oh god, I 			*******		 love this world.
oh god, I ******* love this world.
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