Back when I posted content on this site I somehow gained three followers. Recently I checked and it has gone up to 5. I have not posted content since 2012 which means that somehow 2 people have decided to subscribe to me despite the fact that I don't post any content whatsoever. Who are you? Why do you do this? And most of all, I just want to let you guys know that I love you. I don't understand you, but I love you.