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randomfella (10/06/2015) [-]
good job
but i feel it would be better if u said "you're either snow white or a hoe, aight?"
if u say it aloud just make sure to not take a breath between hoe and aight
voteshantae
but i feel it would be better if u said "you're either snow white or a hoe, aight?"
if u say it aloud just make sure to not take a breath between hoe and aight
voteshantae
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randomfella (10/06/2015) [-]
Groovy
(sorry, i watch inherent vice yesterday. great movie)
(sorry, i watch inherent vice yesterday. great movie)
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zombiestookmybike (10/05/2015) [-] 
My last Halloween attempt. It would've been Maya (Borderlands 2) this year if I had the budget
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oceanfrank (10/06/2015) [-] I wanna take more than just your bike...... You're a virgin right?
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anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Look at all these beta white knights thumbing you down:
pyroteknyx fappening floran anonymous dyllygaf bateking breastisbest mayorspookums fluffyfox pocketstooheavy anonymous obliviscor verideaux
anonymous alucord anonymous Quinarvy timymeboy zaffy peinguino shinycharizard
anonymous funkydiscomaggot bringmesolo skoomalover jtjas loganofbuals
uleaveinpieces anonymous anonymous anonymous laspussy flaminphoenix
citricbear octagon michaelrock anonymous anonymous mattandstuff infedel
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pyroteknyx fappening floran anonymous dyllygaf bateking breastisbest mayorspookums fluffyfox pocketstooheavy anonymous obliviscor verideaux
anonymous alucord anonymous Quinarvy timymeboy zaffy peinguino shinycharizard
anonymous funkydiscomaggot bringmesolo skoomalover jtjas loganofbuals
uleaveinpieces anonymous anonymous anonymous laspussy flaminphoenix
citricbear octagon michaelrock anonymous anonymous mattandstuff infedel
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zombiestookmybike (10/06/2015) [-] I'm not sure how this is meant to be making me wanna sleep with you
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oceanfrank (10/06/2015) [-] there was a follow up. tbh the joke was kinda bad to begin with, this wasnt meant to be serious just a harmless joke but hey man a funny pictures website is a serious place.
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zombiestookmybike (10/06/2015) [-] The aperture tshirt and long fall boots were the only real Portal stuff I bought. The orange legs are part of a cheap convict Halloween costume from amazon which I cut up and tied round my waist like Chell does, the colours under the white are just cheap leggings which I cut off at the top of the thigh to wear under the orange (cause I got very warm in all the layers) and a cheap blue vest top also from amazon. In total it didn't take too much to put together on a budget
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goodguygary (10/06/2015) [-] I'd like to "think" with your portals. I'd love to see your borderlands.
i don't think i can actually write anymore of these painful jokes. nice costume though.
i don't think i can actually write anymore of these painful jokes. nice costume though.
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zombiestookmybike (10/06/2015) [-] You're not understanding the severity of my financial situation, I'm unemployed and can't afford rent/food
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catburglarpenis (10/06/2015) [-] Obligatory Pickup Line.
Last year I went as " **** Her Right in the Pussy Guy" to a military command function. It was exceptional.
Last year I went as " **** Her Right in the Pussy Guy" to a military command function. It was exceptional.
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catburglarpenis (10/06/2015) [-] 1v1 me irl no items fox only final destination
I tried to die it, and obviously I couldn't grow it myself... because I'm in the military. So step up your game if you think you can do betta
I tried to die it, and obviously I couldn't grow it myself... because I'm in the military. So step up your game if you think you can do betta
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zeldamasterace (10/06/2015) [-] **zeldamasterace used "*roll picture*"**
**zeldamasterace rolled image** oh hey i remember you!
you're one of the attractive girls that actually exist on FJ that when they post pics every guy/lesbian loses their ******* mind
i uh. don't know what else to say now since my genitalia has assumed control of my cranium.
> here's this i guess
**zeldamasterace rolled image** oh hey i remember you!
you're one of the attractive girls that actually exist on FJ that when they post pics every guy/lesbian loses their ******* mind
i uh. don't know what else to say now since my genitalia has assumed control of my cranium.
> here's this i guess
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zombiestookmybike (10/06/2015) [-] They're portal long fall socks from the Valve store, didn't have the budget to make my own long fall boots. In total about 20 quid, I tried to save as much money as possible
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cloakndagger (10/06/2015) [-] ...Your picture confused me for a couple seconds, because at a glance you look a little bit like my girlfriend, but a few years older.
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zombiestookmybike (10/06/2015) [-] A few years? Dude, I was 20 last Halloween, how old is your girlfriend??
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cloakndagger (10/06/2015) [-] Yeah, that sounds about right. She's about a few years younger than you were in that picture. I know, I know, she's too young for me and **** , but she's the most amazing person I know. Same taste in music, same taste in gaming, a lot of the same hobbies, and she's with me even through the trouble I've found myself in recently.
Besides, 16 is legal here.
Btw, I'm completely clueless as to why I'm getting red thumbs for saying you look like an older version of my girlfriend.
Besides, 16 is legal here.
Btw, I'm completely clueless as to why I'm getting red thumbs for saying you look like an older version of my girlfriend.
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rebornpotato (10/06/2015) [-] Did you wear anything else on your feet? I feel like just socks is a bad idea for walking around in, unless it's around your house.
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zombiestookmybike (10/06/2015) [-] Funny story actually, I bought thin cheap pumps and wore them under the socks so I could get the full long fall effect and show all of the socks. As I went on a bar crawl for Halloween I got pulled out by no less than three different bouncers because bare feet/socks are banned in bars for health and safety reasons and i (an intoxicated Chell) had to stand and explain I was wearing shoes you just couldn't see them
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vorarephilia 
(10/06/2015) [-] Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here].
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enslavedyouth (10/06/2015) [-] I want to say I smelled that comment coming ten miles against the wind but god damn do I agree
She kinda looks cuter
She kinda looks cuter
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leedledee (10/05/2015) [-] I just can't understand who would think up these sexy Halloween costumes
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dehnoobshow (10/06/2015) [-] Trick or Treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. Not too big, not too small. Just the size of JOHN CENA
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saltyfries (10/06/2015) [-] idk what it is but I find something sexy about powerful queens and their transformations into pure evil.
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feelythefeel (10/06/2015) [-] That, and Maleficent said the word hell. When a character in a fifties children's movie says the word hell, you know ****** about to go down.
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randomfella (10/06/2015) [-]
the one on the right looks like the type of girl this comedian chris d'elia talks about in his bit "drunk girls"
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deliciousdee ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-] Heh, no I was Marshall Lee. My lovely girlfriend is Fionna.
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heartlessrobot (10/06/2015) [-] Well now you look like a gay couple instead of a lesbian couple.
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blahblahblahblaaaa (10/05/2015) [-] yknow its like you could say the same **** for men.. not all men are dressing up as spartans because not all men look good with a shirt off
if you got it, flaunt it...
if you got it, flaunt it...
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enslavedyouth (10/06/2015) [-] You do have a point.
Which is why I seriously consider going as Gragas.
Which is why I seriously consider going as Gragas.
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alcoholicsemen (10/06/2015) [-] and we'd go out with either
begging hard for them lady parts on our man parts
begging hard for them lady parts on our man parts
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anotherponyaccount ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-] I'm debating whether to get a mask or not since we don't do it in Aus but parents take their kids out to celebrate it anyway
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nickelakon (10/06/2015) [-] Well I'm dressing up as Yukio from Blue Exorcist.
Not a girl but people been talking about their costumes
Not a girl but people been talking about their costumes
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anotherponyaccount ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-] Probably dye hair and straighten it out but I can see it
