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So sorry to inform you

Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration. I regret to inform
you that I are unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your
firm.
This year; I have been particulars fortunate in receiveing an unusually large number
at rejections letters. with such a are riot! and flah) of firms, it is impossible
for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your outstanding . ations and previous experience in rejecting
applicants, I dind that your ret' . tiem' does not meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.
I tool: forward to then. Best oi luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincer' ehr,
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Submitted: 12/28/2015
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User avatar #2 - lathyrusvii (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, did he get the job?
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#5 to #2 - turbanmasher (12/28/2015) [-]
Doubt. But I may try it.
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#6 - geese (12/28/2015) [-]
If we could put him in the basement, take his stapler, and forget to pay him, that would be great.
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User avatar #40 to #6 - threeeighteen ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
It is if you want your business to... have a barbecue.
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User avatar #8 - randomwanker (12/28/2015) [-]
At least they had the decency to send a rejection letter.
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User avatar #54 to #8 - bodox (12/28/2015) [-]
Most jobs above the pay grade of retail do just that
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#9 - arrakasi (12/28/2015) [-]
i know this is rare, but i have never actually been rejected for a job if i got an interview , its not that i apply for **** jobs, ive been interviewed for jobs i have never done, hell my job before last i applied as a warehouse manager, even though i didnt have my forklift ticket, had only ever managed retail stores and had never worked in a warehouse, ran that place like a pro for 2 years till i had to move, got my ticket before i started and they paid for me to get my truck license. never been fired either. so the frustration people have with these things confuses me a little.
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User avatar #16 to #9 - krando (12/28/2015) [-]
you sound like a ******* ass, I would love to have a job yet always fail at interview stages. yeah, i know its my problem that im a social retard, but theres no need for you to sound like a prick about it.
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#34 to #16 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
It's no wonder you don't get jobs when you're the poster child for autism. Faggot.
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#45 to #34 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Anon calls someone a faggot. Anon-kun, you're such a fa- I mean, jackass.
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#71 to #16 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
i see lots of unemployed people getting butthurt, i dont have a uni degree, dont need one. also, when i managed a retail store, i was earning 90k a year, not really a **** job when you look @ the average wage. but hey, you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field, meanwhile, ill sit back here and own my house, look after my family. also im an Ausi, so my country doesnt **** me from every angle. have fun amerifags
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User avatar #79 to #71 - krando (12/29/2015) [-]
presuming i'm from murica, granted that most of this site is but i'm not.
And again you sound like an ass pretty much saying that "its that unemployed persons fault for not being able to get a job" and haven't considered what other peoples situation may be.

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#47 to #9 - lalajlalaj (12/28/2015) [-]
not everybody's open to taking a bukakke sesh from everybody in management after each shift though...
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#68 to #47 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
or just be good at your job

i see lots of unemployed people getting butthurt, i dont have a uni degree, dont need one. also, when i managed a retail store, i was earning 90k a year, not really a **** job when you look @ the average wage. but hey, you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field, meanwhile, ill sit back here and own my house, look after my family. also im an Ausi, so my country doesnt **** me from every angle. have fun amerifags
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#74 to #68 - lalajlalaj (12/29/2015) [-]
I like how you don't deny the after work bukakke sesh's. Now, since you gave us some numbers, let's do the math: I assume you might have at least 3 people working above you in management. Now let's say you work 250 days a year. That means 90 000 / (250 * 3) = $120 or less per facial. But I guess you also have to do some actual work, so you're underselling yourself, my friend. On the other hand, you get your daily dose of protein. But given your track record, I'd still ask for more. Good luck!
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#75 to #74 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
you seem to have a thing for wanting to cum, or see a group of men cum, on another guys face. is it your fetish? or just a quest to find someone that has been through the same thing as you?
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#76 to #75 - lalajlalaj (12/29/2015) [-]
I was friendly, tried to give actual advice, but you seem like the kind of person who needs to learn from their own mistakes. So be it. But as a kind-hearted person, I'll just say it once more: DON'T be afraid to ask for more! You're worth it! God bless!
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#77 to #76 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
i have enough to pay all my bills, including a mortgage, live comfortably and save for my kids futures. i have enough, people often over value themselves, which causes them to be bitter when thier own self evaluation is more than what they are getting. the strive for more than one needs is self destructive, i wasnt given a good start in life, but i have made do with the hand that was dealt to me, and more importantly, im happy. the reason i have had so many jobs, is because if i get up day after day and hate the idea of going to work, i quit. i go find a new one.

I've worked on farms, minesites, retail, small business admin, truck driving, warehouses, i currently work as a telco salesman, aswell as running my own repair business.

The idea of asking for more doesnt appeal to me, if my needs increase, ill ask, and if i dont get it, then ill go work somewhere else, or ill work more jobs. I'm only 26, i have all the time in the world, as long as my 3 kids and mrs have what they need, then im happy.
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User avatar #80 to #77 - krando (12/29/2015) [-]
you think that you're that self entitled to being promoted? "if i ask and dont get then i'll work somewhere else" sounds like you're a workaholic.
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#78 to #77 - lalajlalaj (12/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, I see the appeal of that mind set, but sometimes life doesn't go the way we expect it, so that little extra money in your bank account is a good idea. But it's up to you, naturally. I also admire that you enjoy the sesh's that much ("repair business", *wink* *wink*). I mean, you gotta love what you do, I'm glad you figured it out so early in your life! Going furniture shopping with the wife, so I won't be around until later tonight. Thanks for the chat & good luck!
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User avatar #51 to #9 - jdrinfantry (12/28/2015) [-]
I've never been unemployed
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User avatar #56 to #51 - brokenankle (12/28/2015) [-]
child labour?
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#64 to #9 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
i see lots of unemployed people getting butthurt, i dont have a uni degree, dont need one. also, when i managed a retail store, i was earning 90k a year, not really a **** job when you look @ the average wage. but hey, you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field, meanwhile, ill sit back here and own my house, look after my family. also im an Ausi, so my country doesnt **** me from every angle. have fun amerifags
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#58 to #9 - jujuface (12/28/2015) [-]
"confuses me a little"
Well I can break it down for you real simple.
There are jobs out there that have relatively high standards, and relatively high repercussions if those standards aren't met. Relative to a ******* manager at a walmart, that is.

I'm pretty sure if the lawyer in OP's post applied to be a forklift driver in a warehouse instead of a law firm, he would get the job. After all, it doesn't take a genius to drive a forklift, and there aren't exactly people lining up for that job.

So you want to know why you've been hired for every job you applied for?
Because you probably didn't apply for many jobs, there weren't many other applicants for that job, and you were less retarded than the rest of them.
Congratulations.
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#65 to #58 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
i see lots of unemployed people getting butthurt, i dont have a uni degree, dont need one. also, when i managed a retail store, i was earning 90k a year, not really a **** job when you look @ the average wage. but hey, you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field, meanwhile, ill sit back here and own my house, look after my family. also im an Ausi, so my country doesnt **** me from every angle. have fun amerifags
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#83 to #65 - jujuface (12/29/2015) [-]
>you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field
That sure is a lot of assumptions about someone you know nothing about.

If you were really happy with your situation, you wouldn't be trying so hard to convince everyone you're happy with your situation.
Clearly I struck a nerve, but only to help you realize you came off sounding like an ignorant jackass in your post #9. I really do wish you the best in your future forklift endeavors.
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User avatar #44 to #9 - Daeiros (12/28/2015) [-]
I've never been rejected once I actually reach the interview phase.
Getting an interview seems to be the tough part for me, I get rejected plenty before that, but if I actually sit down face to face with a person, I always get the job.
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User avatar #36 to #9 - nickelakon (12/28/2015) [-]
"I know this is rare"
"It confuses me a little"
What?
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#69 to #36 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
i see lots of unemployed people getting butthurt, i dont have a uni degree, dont need one. also, when i managed a retail store, i was earning 90k a year, not really a **** job when you look @ the average wage. but hey, you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field, meanwhile, ill sit back here and own my house, look after my family. also im an Ausi, so my country doesnt **** me from every angle. have fun amerifags
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#52 to #9 - thegrayfox (12/28/2015) [-]
>its not that i apply for **** jobs
>warehouse manager
>managed retail stores

TOP ******* KEK.
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#66 to #52 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
i see lots of unemployed people getting butthurt, i dont have a uni degree, dont need one. also, when i managed a retail store, i was earning 90k a year, not really a **** job when you look @ the average wage. but hey, you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field, meanwhile, ill sit back here and own my house, look after my family. also im an Ausi, so my country doesnt **** me from every angle. have fun amerifags
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User avatar #59 to #52 - shyyguy (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh boy, being a manager for multiple stores sure is a ****** job, right?

Sure, being a manager isn't a superb job, but it's not an entry level job like being a dishwasher or busser.

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User avatar #60 to #59 - minecraftlamer (12/28/2015) [-]
being a dishwasher isnt even a job. its a ******* chore. everything related to retail or bar/food industry are all ******** except for 1, and that is when you own the damn store/bar whatever.

there are ******** that pay good money tho.
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#67 to #60 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
i see lots of unemployed people getting butthurt, i dont have a uni degree, dont need one. also, when i managed a retail store, i was earning 90k a year, not really a **** job when you look @ the average wage. but hey, you guys have crippling debt from a student loan you cant pay off because you cant get a job in that field, meanwhile, ill sit back here and own my house, look after my family. also im an Ausi, so my country doesnt **** me from every angle. have fun amerifags
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User avatar #72 to #67 - minecraftlamer (12/29/2015) [-]
dont worry im not american, studying here costed me less then 1k a year for 4 years.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - shyyguy (12/29/2015) [-]
Wow, you are unbelievably stupid if you think restaurants don't need dishwashers. Do you think they throw away the plates? That's cute.
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User avatar #73 to #62 - minecraftlamer (12/29/2015) [-]
i did never say dishes did not need to be done, i say the job as a concept is more of an overgrown chore then an actual job. peasant
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#81 to #73 - shyyguy (12/29/2015) [-]
Sorry, if I had known I was talking to someone of such a young age I would have been nicer. Here is the definition of "job". If you need any further assistance with definitions of words, please check your dictionary or search the word in google. Fun Activity: Try searching "chore" right now!

So, in this case, being a dishwasher is definitely a job, just an entry level job which would classify it as a " ****** " job. Unless you are doing it for free in a restaurant, which in normal circumstances, is illegal.
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#35 to #9 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
And I've been rejected for every job I've applied for.
It's nice to see we're both good at something.
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User avatar #13 to #9 - lukewarmpigeon (12/28/2015) [-]
i've been rejected a few times mostly because i wasn't old enough. apparently you have to 18 to be smart enough to not stab yourself with scissors
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#15 to #13 - arrakasi (12/28/2015) [-]
yep pretty much
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#18 to #9 - agronimo (12/28/2015) [-]
Are you seriously saying that your point of view about the world is so biased towards conforming your own personal experience that you can't even fathom how other people may have difficulties where you succeeded?

Because if that's the case you won't have my rage, mate, but my most sincere pity
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User avatar #32 to #9 - hadrian (12/28/2015) [-]
Not being selected for an interview is being rejected.
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#70 to #32 - arrakasi (12/29/2015) [-]
only time i havent gotten the interview is when its for jobs im over qualified for like your job most likely
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User avatar #82 to #70 - hadrian (12/29/2015) [-]
That was unnecessary.
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User avatar #1 - platinumaltaria (12/28/2015) [-]
and I say hello.
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User avatar #10 to #1 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
Hi
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User avatar #7 to #1 - thenameschuck (12/28/2015) [-]
*And I say, how you doin'?
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#49 to #1 - butisayhello (12/28/2015) [-]
HEY, YOU **** !
You stole my thing.
have it no one notices anyway.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - platinumaltaria (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh my I'm very sorry...
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User avatar #12 to #1 - schnitzelwagen (12/28/2015) [-]
Hello hello.
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
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User avatar #39 - perform (12/28/2015) [-]
"Matt, I think we need to see other people. It's just, our relationship has grown stale and you've been really distant these past few weeks. I don't want to drag this out any longer."

"Nah"

And then they got married.
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#57 to #39 - totallytito (12/28/2015) [-]
I have actually seen my friends do this exact same thing and later get married.
Sometimes just acting confident and 'incharge' makes people trust your outlook on life more, and this gives you the power to convince people to overlook certain problems.
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User avatar #61 to #57 - perform (12/29/2015) [-]
If only I pulled this off a few months ago lol
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#11 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
Say goodbye to your job lol
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User avatar #17 to #11 - rejakted (12/28/2015) [-]
But I'm employed.
I regret doing this.
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#19 to #17 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
No regrets Reja!
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#20 to #19 - rejakted (12/28/2015) [-]
Yup, there's no escaping this.
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#21 to #17 - bobtombobbob (12/28/2015) [-]
Self employed master race!
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User avatar #23 to #21 - rejakted (12/28/2015) [-]
I was actually joking. No job.
**** , regrets to the max!
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User avatar #26 to #23 - bobtombobbob (12/28/2015) [-]
I have infinite affiliate positions!
Just have a YouTube account with at least 500 subscribers and at least 50k monthly view average.
One of the highest rpms is in tool sales, so make a channel about reviewing tools.
Chop chop
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User avatar #27 to #26 - rejakted (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, I know you.
You're that guy with that paris bombing video and connections to (spy?) agencies.
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#63 to #27 - bobtombobbob (12/29/2015) [-]
**bobtombobbob used "*roll picture*"**
**bobtombobbob rolled image**nope
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#3 - umbrage (12/28/2015) [-]
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the job he applied for
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User avatar #4 to #3 - mrcroc (12/28/2015) [-]
Gotta love otter 11
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User avatar #31 - stupro (12/28/2015) [-]
Anyone has a picture with less pixels? Seriously, a better quality picture would be appreciated
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#37 to #31 - nickelakon (12/28/2015) [-]
Just retype it?
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#38 to #37 - stupro (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh God...
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User avatar #42 to #31 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Are you unable to read it? i could read it just fine.
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#25 - yunablade (12/28/2015) [-]
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Welcome aboard... you found a way to twist my arm and come out as charismatic, you will be perfect for litigation.
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User avatar #53 - leonhardt (12/28/2015) [-]
How To Get Put On A Security "Do Not Allow On Premises" List
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#48 - butisayhello (12/28/2015) [-]
Hello...
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#46 - oinos (12/28/2015) [-]
My sides.
My sides.
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User avatar #43 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
well... not like he has anything to lose
 
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