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User avatar #7 - travishein (09/02/2015) [-]
Literally, nothing you can do if bear bro decides to eat you. That guys heart must have been slapping his ribs like a 9 pound hammer.
User avatar #93 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/03/2015) [-]
True, but contrary to popular belief, grizzlies are pretty chill. They are definitely near the top of the list of animals you shouldn't piss off, but they typically don't give a **** about people because we're not a threat to them. Sometimes just shooing them away can get them to leave. They're very strange animals.

obviously if it were bigger and meaner or its cubs were nearby you'd probably be pepsi
#79 to #7 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
more like slapping his ribs like I slap your moms ass cheeks with my fat ******* dick.

User avatar #103 to #79 - travishein (09/03/2015) [-]
Go home dad, you're drunk.
#84 to #79 - strangesir (09/03/2015) [-]
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AREN'T YOU TOP ******* ALPHA. MMMM YOU BURNED HIM GOOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#15 to #7 - hkkkkkk (09/02/2015) [-]
He might have a pistol or something off-camera, who knows
User avatar #56 to #15 - roninneko (09/03/2015) [-]
Actually, look again. He does have a shotgun. ... Over on a rock... next to the bear... awkward.
User avatar #21 to #15 - thedugster (09/02/2015) [-]
pistol would do little more than annoy a brown bear
User avatar #75 to #21 - liru (09/03/2015) [-]
44 mag and 45lc are commonly used in Alaska as bear defense


source: I live in Alaska
#83 to #75 - marcury (09/03/2015) [-]
well the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off... so there is that I guess.
#42 to #21 - bitchitroll ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
you sure about that?
User avatar #24 to #21 - chaoticlaw (09/02/2015) [-]
If it's a pussy-pistol, sure.
A .50 or a .500 would make bear of dead.
#32 to #24 - detroitshanker (09/02/2015) [-]
If you shoot a bear, even if it's only a flesh wound, the bear will probably freak out and run off, it won't risk injury unnecessarily and it will avoid a fight with an opponent that can harm it in ways it doesn't understand.
User avatar #23 to #21 - cronusblade (09/02/2015) [-]
depends on the caliber, something like a 44 would slow it down, a 454 casull or 500 mag would work.
User avatar #31 to #23 - unhealthy (09/02/2015) [-]
Any gunfire at all would scare it, no? For that matter, you could have a signal gun with you.
#38 to #31 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
Bears are like people in that they don't all react the same. The loud noise might scare of some bears, or it'll cause the bear to attack unrelentingly out of fear for its life. That's a 50/50 chance you'll end up dead. Probably not worth it to try a warning shot.
#18 to #15 - gisuar (09/02/2015) [-]
as if that would help
User avatar #69 to #18 - amalone (09/03/2015) [-]
It would at point blank range like that, if you put it right between the eyes. Body shots would just piss it off
#91 to #69 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
if you is point blank you is dead ***** . don't matter none you kill the thing you still dead.
#59 to #18 - froterons (09/03/2015) [-]
I think I've got something that might help.
User avatar #33 to #18 - lgninjaleetful (09/02/2015) [-]
you ******** me? glock 20 would solve the bear problem well.

10 mm worth of options son
#101 to #33 - Zmoviedirector (09/03/2015) [-]
I am not saying this to start an argument. I just want to possibly save your life. The 10mm is an amazing round, but you shouldn't use anything less than a .44 magnum against large grizzlies. There have even been documented accounts of when a .44 wasn't enough to bring one down. The glock 20 may have more rounds than a typical .44 revolver, but with that you are assuming you're going to have enough time to get off several rounds and that the rounds will be effective. That would have to happen as a grizzly is barreling towards you at 35 mph. All that being said, a can of bear spray is still your best option. It is over 95% effective at deterring bears. Handguns, even the larger caliber ones, I believe are less than 60% effective. If someone has the exact statistic, they should post it.
User avatar #41 to #33 - hudis (09/02/2015) [-]
You'd better hope your aim is good. Bears are tough as hell and don't slow down unless you hit something vital or it becomes startled enough to run away.
User avatar #47 to #41 - lgninjaleetful (09/02/2015) [-]
well their head is big and in front, the only problem is having a caliber good enough to penetrate their thick skulls.

but as i said, 10 mm is the bees memes and will easily take care of a bear. but if i were in bear country id have a glock 20 and a 30-06 or .308 or something else of that area. all it comes down to is putting the rounds in them.
User avatar #51 to #47 - hudis (09/03/2015) [-]
Putting the rounds in it while it's running straight at you in 30-40mph and your body is pumping itself full of adrenaline in a 100% fight-or-flight mode, yes.
User avatar #52 to #51 - lgninjaleetful (09/03/2015) [-]
ive been in pretty ****** situations before so i believe i can handle killing a bear. Actually to me it doesnt sound too bad, i mean if you are well equip you shouldnt worry too much.

Ive been shooting since i was 12 too
User avatar #53 to #52 - hudis (09/03/2015) [-]
Okay, dude.
User avatar #63 to #54 - potatot ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
okay me

i wanted to join in
#35 to #33 - autisticsloth (09/02/2015) [-]
Only related image i have unfortunately. :/
#92 to #35 - aerosol (09/03/2015) [-]
Add this to your collection
#19 to #18 - hkkkkkk (09/02/2015) [-]
maybe a cat?
#30 to #19 - thesecretbear (09/02/2015) [-]
That's a black bear, they can get scared off. What you have up there is a grizzly, and they are normally chill, but if they aren't you better have some high caliber **** or you become lunch.
#71 to #30 - landcucumber (09/03/2015) [-]
bear mace is the best **** to have. A bullet wont always stop them. Plus it is easy to miss when you are ******** yourself. bear mace is like a hose and you can hold it down until you hit it. It always stops the bear. If the wind is blowing right might stop you too. **** is kills.
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