So NOBODY won $950 Mil PowerBall
This is the work of the devil
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evilicious (7 hours ago) [-] 
Of all the pictures I post, why is this the one that keeps getting rolled.
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mcdonaldsexplain (01/11/2016) [-] I work at a gas station. no not at a ******* mcdonalds
1.3+ Billion Dollar J.P. and the drawing is on wednesday.
Last draw was yesterday. (1-9-16) i sold 2000 dollars worth of powerball in 8 hours. and that was when it was at 9 million. i also work wednesday...kill me.
1.3+ Billion Dollar J.P. and the drawing is on wednesday.
Last draw was yesterday. (1-9-16) i sold 2000 dollars worth of powerball in 8 hours. and that was when it was at 9 million. i also work wednesday...kill me.
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mcdonaldsexplain (01/11/2016) [-] I had some people buying scratch offs too, they said they'd rather buy a scratch off and win a few bucks than win 1 mil. these guys are actual gambling addicts. they'll spend an hour+ just standing there buying and scratching tickets.
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SuperSixONE ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] Yeah, once I was in a 7/11 or something and this lady bought loads of them, and when she didn't win anything, she started screaming about how it was ridiculous that she bought so many and didn't win at the staff and throwing things. **** like that makes me want to never work in retail/restaurant etc.
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mcdonaldsexplain (01/11/2016) [-] I've been yelled at a fair amount. If you have a short fuse and get pissed easy, I'd recommend not getting a job like retail. But honestly you meet some pretty cool people.
Ironically i got yelled at by the district manager of the McDonalds around here lol. long story.
Ironically i got yelled at by the district manager of the McDonalds around here lol. long story.
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SuperSixONE ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] Maybe you should make posts like sirbrentcoe with McDisasters, if you have enough you could start a series.
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wrestlingcomments (17 hours ago) [-]
I work at cinemark. (No not WWE)
When Star Wars came out, my life was what your life is now. I'm so sorry, brother.
When Star Wars came out, my life was what your life is now. I'm so sorry, brother.
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trisketthebiskit (16 hours ago) [-] i could never actually spend it all in my life time. i would go out pick one homeless vet dude and BAM make him a millionaire and then bounce before anyone knows i was there just for the fun of it. like i dont need a huge house or a yacht or anything. i would get a nice apartment, pay for college and just take it easy when i can find the job i want.
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nebuelaeus (16 hours ago) [-]
You might as well stop getting your hopes up, cause i'm winning
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blademontane (17 hours ago) [-] yfw you're a multi millionaire, and you buy every single combination of the powerball tickets, and make a $600,000,000 profit.
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rebornpotato (14 hours ago) [-] I was actually thinking that, what would stop someone from doing that? Or is that just not alowed.
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moonmist (13 hours ago) [-] wtvr.com/2016/01/11/billion-dollar-powerball-jackpot/
It would actually cost $584 Million. But the take home after hitting it and paying taxes it will probably be an $800-900 Million assuming nobody else hits it with you and causes a split. If you have to split with somebody else you just lost millions. There's a reason millionaires don't buy every combination, they're smarter than that hence why the are already millionaires.
It would actually cost $584 Million. But the take home after hitting it and paying taxes it will probably be an $800-900 Million assuming nobody else hits it with you and causes a split. If you have to split with somebody else you just lost millions. There's a reason millionaires don't buy every combination, they're smarter than that hence why the are already millionaires.
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sladelr (20 hours ago) [-] that ticket was printed in 2013. still sad but away from recent times
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mcdonaldsexplain (01/11/2016) [-] i'd rather have it over the next 25 years and get the whole 1.3
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corndawg (15 hours ago) [-] Depends on the term and life expectancy as well as your ability to go decades without spending anything but essentially yes. www.businessinsider.com/should-you-take-the-annuity-or-the-lump-sum-if-you-win-the-lottery-2013-9 Personally I think the annuity option would help a lot in terms of keeping you sane and from blowing it all on dumb **** .
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captchakid (12 hours ago) [-] it's 29 years, and it'd be ~45m a year before taxes. After taxes thats 27m a year for 29 years, adjusting for tax changes every year.
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mcdonaldsexplain (14 hours ago) [-] if you take the money over 25 years you get all of it. if you want it all at once you'd get 800mil. with tax taken off.
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captchakid (12 hours ago) [-] No you still pay the maximum tax rate on the income you receive from the annuity.
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demcupcakes ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] why would you need to vanish. Not like you stole it and are on the run ******
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zwittertwo (21 hours ago) [-] Think about all the family members and strangers coming to you constantly asking for money they don't really need if you win.
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captchakid (12 hours ago) [-] Not to mention in many states you're required to show your face on camera with the check and party and all. Only in a few states can you be anonymous.
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link zero (14 hours ago) [-] I work at a Liquor Store that Sells Lotto. Last drawing I sold $9,000 Over a 10 hour day. Im going to work drawing day again... By myself.... Help me...
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captchakid (12 hours ago) [-] 42 is above the powerball's max number. But I get the reference.
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malkotay (14 hours ago) [-] I see this so often and just wanted to point out that it is so much more likely to be offbyone kenobi than to get it right I mean ready to receive your red thumbs :
3 9 14 17 35 vs
2 8 13 16 36
4 8 13 16 36
2 7 13 16 36
4 7 13 16 36
2 8 15 16 36 ....................
3 9 14 17 35 vs
2 8 13 16 36
4 8 13 16 36
2 7 13 16 36
4 7 13 16 36
2 8 15 16 36 ....................
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tempeststorm (14 hours ago) [-]
Is no one calling him out for that not being a powerball ticket. Cause its totally not.
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trisketthebiskit (16 hours ago) [-] i cant wait to see what some severe alcoholic can do with one billion dollars. should be interesting.
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chikibriki (15 hours ago) [-] buy a fockton of land and drive drunk in an unregistered, uninsured vehicle
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lolollo (17 hours ago) [-] And I'm sitting here thinking about what a great idea it would be for the government to pay off their debts by tricking the American people into paying into a lottery system which will never actually pay out.
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lolollo (13 hours ago) [-] "The younger generation"
You lot are so bitter that we've wisened up to how you've ****** the system that now you don't even care about how full retarded you get when throwing blame, do you? We can't exactly be "worthless, entitled, lazy ***** " AND have the capacity to ruin a governmental structure. That would require effort, which we're not supposed to have interest on exerting.
You lot are so bitter that we've wisened up to how you've ****** the system that now you don't even care about how full retarded you get when throwing blame, do you? We can't exactly be "worthless, entitled, lazy ***** " AND have the capacity to ruin a governmental structure. That would require effort, which we're not supposed to have interest on exerting.
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murrlogic (12 hours ago) [-] >It was at this moment the "Ree" was so loud the hatred inside of him consumed him into the void where he eternally floated amongst the ether of nothing.
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Cutles (12 hours ago) [-] i live in canada and my parents are going to the states this week for work and it'd be really funny if we won it and brought it back to canada might be something that would start world war 3
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ericr (13 hours ago) [-] You're on to something. Next time just change all the numbers you pick by one. Cha-ching.
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srskate (14 hours ago) [-] there was a 1/8 change of no one winning anyway. Not that unbelievable
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yodaddysofat (15 hours ago) [-] **yodaddysofat used "*roll picture*"**
**yodaddysofat rolled image** what I would by if I won 1 billion dollars
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