So fresh. Cop can't even.. Skateboarding Jesus with Starbucks is the only relatively relevant thing I have
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#1 - kanamit (07/15/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Skateboarding Jesus with Starbucks is the only relatively relevant thing I have
Skateboarding Jesus with Starbucks is the only relatively relevant thing I have
User avatar #8 - murphymcbean ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Yea man, that's radical. intense bodylove that guy for trying to stop a load of man kids from destroying other people's property.

Unpopular opinion idgaf. Skaters used to grind a wall outside my Grandads house, an extension he paid for on his own property, and they ruined it. Chipped the tiles and the bricks. The police wouldn't do anything about it, yet if he had gone out there and done something himself he would be the criminal.
User avatar #23 - flnonymousseven (07/15/2014) [-]
"watch out sir, there are stairs here! don't fall!"
"y-you too."
#5 - waffies ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
intense bodylove the police!  In their funnybone
intense bodylove the police! In their funnybone
#26 - blablub (07/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - tenaciousjon (07/15/2014) [-]
God I hate those kinds of ******* punks. Yeah good job, you almost killed yourself and somehow that is supposed to put a cut into the hearts of the police force.

Good job.

But don't you dare be calling the police when someone breaks into your house and threatens to cut you up into little pieces. You're ABOVE the police system, remember? So have fun and deal with it on your own.
User avatar #28 - olmesy (07/15/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I really hate people like this.
I skateboard myself and do my best to be as tolerable and undickish as possible; even going as far as to put softer wheels on the board when I go on the streets so it isn't as noisy.

But no matter how nice you try to be, there's always someone that shouts at you as if you're about to kickflip into their kid's face because these guys have ruined the image
User avatar #31 - whatugawkinat (07/15/2014) [-]
I would so love to taze that faggit in midair.
#56 - furiousmarshmellow (07/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I ******* hate skaters.
#43 - Penn (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone's saying **** the skater for being a dick. And you're pretty much right. I used to skate a lot, get kicked out of places, but my friends and I were always polite as possible and left, apologizing.

The security guard was telling them not to skate and the skater (his name is something stupid like Lizard or something) just kept being a dick. The security guard told one of the camera guys to stop filming and the camera guy said something like "look, this is my job, I'm not gonna stop filming" and the security guard said something like 'and this is my job, you guys can't skate here.'

Then this scene happened and Lizard gave him the finger for no ******* reason.
#71 - pathasgum (07/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
everybody saying **** like "oh hurr durr the cops just doing his job" and "skateboarders are just punks trying to act cool" are probably just douchebags that cant do anything like this themselves sorry but as a skateboarder the WHOLE WORLD is my skatepark. yes skateboarding on something JUST to piss somebody off is a dick move, but this guy is a ******* badass! and anybody who thinks the skateboarder is in the wrong literally is just jealous.

User avatar #80 to #71 - jzwangpk (07/15/2014) [-]
That's like saying that as a driver, the whole world is a road, or that as an animal with an excretory system, the whole world is a toilet. I understand where you're coming from (I do some freerunning/parkour for fun, and I've gotten in trouble for climbing on buildings and **** because of it) but the thing is there's something called etiquette. Being ABLE to do something - badass or not - doesn't mean that you should do it, and that everyone who says otherwise is jealous. I COULD **** on your front porch, but I don't, because it's impolite. I COULD drive through someone's front yard to bypass a traffic jam, but I don't, because it's rude. You COULD skate past a cop down a flight of stairs, but you shouldn't, because it's insolent and defiant.

Etiquette doesn't care if you CAN skate, run, drive, or **** somewhere. Etiquette just says you SHOULDN'T do it there.
User avatar #66 - shogg (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I never understood the hatred towards cops.
Sure, there are some areas were the cops are dicks and possibly corrupt, but where I live it's literally people doing crimes, getting caught, and blaming the cops for their own idiocy.
There was a cop who was charged and arrested for having child porn on his computer, and that just made things worse. It was years ago, but literally everyone is going on about how disgusting cops are, yet they love teachers despite there being three or four teachers who have raped students.
The **** ?
#38 - thefifthdoctor ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow, what a cunt.
Wow, what a cunt.
User avatar #86 - renespar (07/15/2014) [-]
holy crap, a post where people are getting thumbed up for saying the cop is in the right and the skater is a pathetic asshole trying to be all " **** the police" and the people who're calling the cop an asshole for doing his job are getting the red thumbs, have the people of funnyjunk started to grow up a tiny bit?
#52 - Absolute Madman (07/15/2014) [-]
**** the police
#48 - Absolute Madman (07/15/2014) [-]
so edgy. I almost cut myself
User avatar #42 - onceman ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
In this gif you can see how corrupt that cop is by abusing his power
#41 - Absolute Madman (07/15/2014) [-]
**** rape **** my kinky gay son
User avatar #20 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Everyone's all "ooh the cop is just doing his job" The ****** is trying to trip him and make him fall down the stairs for christ's sake. If his job is to severely injure people then sure, but i don't think it is
#21 to #20 - Absolute Madman (07/15/2014) [-]
you truly are a ******* idiot if you think that security guard is anywhere near enough to that fag skater to trip him...he's asking them to leave, he's nowhere near touching any of them fag.
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