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So you're fighting Jesus again. This time he's nailed to the cross. As you begin to descend a flurry of fists upon his immobile body, he remains silent and still, eyes closed. Suddenly, his eyes snap open, filled with a look of madness that causes you to take an uneasy step back. He says, "They thought this cross would defeat me. It has only made me more powerful THAN EVER BEFORE!" As he roars the last word, the cross begins to shift, morphing into a suit of power armor. He delivers a bone crushing hit to your chest, breaking several ribs. You fall to the ground and Jesus towers over you, his eyes literally ablaze with fury. You feel woozy and your body starts sweating profusely. You slowly realize that he is turning your own blood into wine, and your body is attempting to sweat it out. As you begin to pass out from insane amounts of alcohol combined with the excruciating pain of cell death as your body fails due to lack of blood, the flame in his eyes grow larger. "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" he shouts to the heavens as his eyes launch streams of fire at you, igniting the alcohol that is pouring out of your body, slowly burning you to death with a low heat alcohol fire. When the fire finally goes out, he lifts your charred corpse and nails it to his armor cross, the first of many to join him in his crucifixion.