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I suppose you could say he was shaken up.

Tags: fuck | You | Carlos

anonymous asked:
I stole a snow globe from an airport gift shop when I was 4, and
then when I was 5 I found out what stealing was and that it was
bad, and i had nightmares about the police coming to get me eatery
night for 3 months until my parents finally brought me to a therapist
and he made them buy plane so that I could return the
snow globe that i' d stolen 2 years earlier. The it
was so funny that he sends me snow globes every year on the
heart answered:
omfg what a story...

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Submitted:	07/31/2015

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+302

#2 - strokemysolidsnake (07/31/2015) [-]

We all know what your end game was. All those snow globes... and for what, 2,000 caps? I hope it was worth it you sick **** .

+16

#21 to #2 - ivehadworse (08/01/2015) [-]

I read that in his voice.

+143

#1 - malachitecobra (07/31/2015) [-]

that description
10/10
have this

#40 to #1 - evilpapagali (08/01/2015) [-]

My dick when masturbating for the third time in a row

#36 to #1 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/01/2015) [-]

"My ancestors are smiling on me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"

#23 to #1 - megashot (08/01/2015) [-]

that kills the beeby

#26 to #1 - sonatadusk (08/01/2015) [-]

I guess you can say he Carlost

+10

#27 to #26 - fjaddictftw [OP](08/01/2015) [-]

see tags

#28 to #27 - sonatadusk (08/01/2015) [-]

dog tags

#29 to #1 - sliferzpwns (08/01/2015) [-]

**sliferzpwns used "*roll picture*"**
**sliferzpwns rolled image**What the ****

+42

#4 - itsmedumbass (07/31/2015) [-]

+30

#22 - emazz (08/01/2015) [-]

You wouldn't download a snowglobe, would you?

#24 to #22 - derpoman (08/01/2015) [-]

I would if I could.

#39 to #24 - darthblam (08/01/2015) [-]

+47

#11 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]

my contribution for today!

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#18 to #11 - schwerdaddy (07/31/2015) [-]

That was funny, but completely irrelevant.

#3 - noonesperfect (07/31/2015) [-]

Why do some therapists suggest dumb **** like that, wasnt there one who let an autiatic furry run around the office with tails and ears?

#5 to #3 - quantumranger (07/31/2015) [-]

Apparently some therapists are bad at their jobs

+18

#6 to #3 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]

How is that dumb **** ?
Child got over his/her issue.

If anything, that's the proper way to go. Not putting him on stress relieving drugs and whatnot to calm him down.

-4

#8 to #6 - assyria (07/31/2015) [-]

>wasting hundreds, possibly thousands of dollars to return an item that is worth the change I could find in my couch

totally not dumb huh

#9 to #8 - ahnerma (07/31/2015) [-]

Thats not the point...

The point was getting the kid over their issues and if you didnt know its not exactly easy to reason with kids. Returning it was like a kind of redemption.

#10 to #9 - verby (07/31/2015) [-]

Wouldn't mailing it have accomplished the same thing?

#12 to #10 - ahnerma (07/31/2015) [-]

I dont thibk so. Its the difference between apologizing in person or through text as a comparison . Returning the globe itself isnt a big deal, owning up to it and handing it over is the cleansing part,

+12

#19 - Sterski (07/31/2015) [-]

Mr House is gonna give you so much cash for those

#17 - moldybreadcrumb (07/31/2015) [-]

-3

#14 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]

Do you guys actually believe this?

#35 to #14 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]

Not at all

+10

#15 to #14 - fazbear (07/31/2015) [-]

We have no reason not to.
You're probably one of those people who just doesn't believe it because it's on Tumblr. If this was a 4Chan greentext, you'd **** your pants and praise those ******* .

#20 to #15 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]

not to mention, this is a very specific, weird story, it's not a "hurr durr, me and fam did sumthing funny" it's a story that would be very strange to come up with

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#32 to #15 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]

No ******* person ever in the history of the world will buy a families with of round trip plane tickets, just to return something. Also he's 4. There's no way he doesn't ******* lose it or keep it for two years without his parents knowing, his parents will see the snow globe and think, whoa where did my child get a snow globe? He must have sole it. So shut the **** up and quit being a faggot

#46 to #32 - palmsspaghetti (08/01/2015) [-]

>Being this ******* basic
> Still breathing
How?!

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#30 to #15 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]

Greentexts, for the most part, are actually believable. Tumblr posts, for the most part, (99.99%) are obviously made up. This can very easily be made up like every other Tumblr post. The only thing its missing is a pic of some obscure image, for example two gay men fisting with the caption of me stealing a snow globe, someone commenting saying is that two gay men fisting? Then the op commenting back saying no that's me stealing a snow globe.

#31 to #30 - fazbear (08/01/2015) [-]

You do realize that Greentexts are usually all ******* fake, right?
They don't have a creative bone in their body, usually resorting to stealing copypastas to seem witty, or ending in song lyrics. Very few greentexts are actually legit, while Tumblr has a normal format of story which is mildly believable.
I honestly would believe a story that happened on Tumblr, rather than 4Chan, because not only are they more likely to happen, but they're also not filled with ******** memes.
I'm getting tired of this " **** Tumblr" thing FJ has going on. Spending 5 minutes on that site will tell you it's just like here, with a more frustrating layout.

#47 to #31 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]

Thank you

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#33 to #31 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]

And that's why you're retarded. You should get some rest. It's past your bedtime, son.

#34 to #33 - fazbear (08/01/2015) [-]

What's wrong, anon?
Can't come up with an argument? I know resorting to insulting someone is easier, but come on. I know you're smarter than that, sweetie.

#38 to #34 - Kadzait (08/01/2015) [-]

I hate thumbing you up because **** FNAF, but you're right.

#41 to #38 - fazbear (08/01/2015) [-]

Here's a non-FNaF thing to make up for my short-coming.

#48 to #41 - palmsspaghetti (08/01/2015) [-]

I'm not sure what is going on in this picture. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to know though.

#44 to #30 - pyroteknyx (08/01/2015) [-]

Straight from /b/ : "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." I honestly don't know how you're this uninformed.

#7 - blockcube (07/31/2015) [-]

Should sell all those snowglobes to mr house

#37 - teFlyingNinja (08/01/2015) [-]

And so the nightmares ensued for years to come...

#25 - hattheifbatman (08/01/2015) [-]

that was cold
i like it, sell them

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#13 - perturabo (07/31/2015) [-]

**perturabo used "*roll picture*"**
**perturabo rolled image**

#49 - theninjaboy (08/01/2015) [-]

i sort have a story about this.

I was on a school trip to Japan and me and a couple of students took kimonos from the hotel we were stay in, like ppl that take towels and shampoo and what not.
Well our teachers found out and made us send them back to the hotel when we got back home. The BITCH

#45 - lamentation (08/01/2015) [-]

I guess you can say he was lofty

okay okay bad pun I'll kick myself out.

#43 - spasticbeaver (08/01/2015) [-]

I once stole a toy from the gift shop of some museum in Montreal because my parents wouldn't get it for me. I would've gotten away with it too inb4 meddling kids , but my dumb ass decided to whip it out on the car ride home and my sister saw. They made me mail it back and write an apology letter and everything, but I guess the museum thought it was cute enough that they just sent it back and said 'Keep it'.

I later, still being a dumb ass, put this story on a job application because they asked if I had ever stolen anything... I still wonder why I didn't get the job...