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User avatar #1 - sickreality (11/18/2015) [-]
not a single **** and awesome story
#36 to #1 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Source on profile pic?
User avatar #43 to #36 - sickreality (11/19/2015) [-]
Lizardgirl add her on funnyjunk and send my regards
#5 - halcyonix (11/19/2015) [-]
Is it just me or does airport security checks seem really stupid.
Airport security checks create a cluster of people in a condensed area. All you need to do is go into line and wait till you're near the middle then detonate the bomb. You don't even need to go on a plane to cause massive casualties.
User avatar #42 to #5 - velho (11/19/2015) [-]
Well, that would be the end of the line. hue
User avatar #10 to #5 - highkey (11/19/2015) [-]
The reason is so bombs and objects to take over a plane can't be brought on board. If terrorists take control of a plane, they could cause a lot more damage
User avatar #8 to #5 - crazygoose ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Thanks for making airport security that much worse
#13 to #5 - ymriar (11/19/2015) [-]
Why The TSA Doesn't Stop Terrorist Attacks - Adam Ruins Everything
Not only is it stupid it's worthless.
User avatar #14 to #5 - penileburglar (11/19/2015) [-]
If all you wanted to do was blow up a bomb in a condensed area of people, you could do far better than an airport.

The point of airport security is to keep people from travelling illegally and transporting illegal things, as well as to keep the actual flights themselves safe (because another airplane-based attack would cause an especially high amount of public panic since 9/11.)
User avatar #21 to #5 - captainrattrap (11/19/2015) [-]
Blowing up a line of people doesn't necessarily send the same frightful message as blowing up a plane sends. Terrorists want to cause the enemy to fear them, not just rack up a body count (while that's definitely a contributor)
#27 to #21 - zers (11/19/2015) [-]
What? Last time I checked a bunch of dead people are a bunch of dead people. I don't know about you but I be just as damn scared of a bomb blowing up off of a plane.
User avatar #35 to #27 - captainrattrap (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm not sure though, 100 dead people on a plane will get more news coverage. People will associate it with being in a plane and being in danger.

However you can't avoid lines.
#41 to #21 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
So all those people in Paris were on a plane?
User avatar #46 to #41 - captainrattrap (11/19/2015) [-]
I am 100% certain that if ISIS was able to do the same amount of damage, but incorporating something like a plane, then they would have.

If five or six planes over Paris would have been destroyed by ISIS it would be even more horrifying.
#39 to #21 - speedosnake (11/19/2015) [-]
But when they blow up planes the masses only think that traveling by plane is less safe than other forms, not that they (the masses) are unsafe in general. The airports set up security measures to curb it thus creating an easy, if flawed, "fix" to the problem. If people are killed while waiting to enter security to enter the plane, how would they create another security measure to stop that without recreating the same problem?

Would you be more afraid to fly if planes were sometimes hijacked/attacked mid-flight, or would you be more afraid if you weren't even safe in the airport before security checks everyone?

I'm not saying that they should have NO security measures, I'm only saying that there isn't any way to stop them from killing, only a way to hinder them from using the plane itself as a weapon.
User avatar #47 to #39 - captainrattrap (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm not detracting from the actual level of safety involved. I am entirely aware that lives are valuable on or off planes (I shouldn't even have to explain that)

I'm simply saying that to a modern population watching the news, destroyed planes tends to resonate in their minds.
#22 to #5 - nowthatsedgy (11/19/2015) [-]
Honestly you could do that anywhere
I stand in the middle of a supermarket throwing around fake money saying "everyone get your money. Free money!". Then when they all come running I detonate my suicide bomb and blow them all up.

Then I'd respawn and Ideally I'd get around 30 kills, then I'd get a nuke, then I'd detonate the nuke and blow up my region.

Fun times.
User avatar #24 to #5 - brobathehutt (11/19/2015) [-]
Except people in an airport line WANT to die.
#7 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
>British
>Fat
Pick one
User avatar #15 to #7 - penileburglar (11/19/2015) [-]
UK obesity rates are only about 6-7% below US obesity rates, bro.
#9 to #7 - itskennyandjosh (11/19/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Sorry to break it to you, there's lots of fat britsh people too, just because they talk different doesn't mean they are different than others
User avatar #11 to #7 - walcorn ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_Kingdom

> "Adult obesity rates have almost quadrupled in the last 25 years, with 23.1% of British people obese as of 2012"
#20 to #7 - ilikewhales (11/19/2015) [-]
All these people responding to anon seriously.
Are you all blind to bait or just enjoy taking it?
User avatar #23 to #20 - itskennyandjosh (11/19/2015) [-]
I take it hard bb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But seriously i think anon comments should have to be able to just be removed to a vote if they're bait or stupid
User avatar #37 to #23 - princessderpy (11/19/2015) [-]
is that not what anon posts are for?
#25 to #20 - rajotazo (11/19/2015) [-]
EFW your comment.
#33 - thepink (11/19/2015) [-]
>Studied abroad in southern France for about three months
>Flight back to US, have some wine and **** in my checked bag
>Never had to do customs before, but there's food/bev involved and there's signs and **** saying I should, so I figure someone is bound to make me get my stuff looked at
>MFW I have paperwork saying I've got food and drink in my luggage
>MFW nobody actually sends me to the bag checking area
>MFW customs guy laughs at me and tells me to go home
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User avatar #38 to #2 - theasexualgamer ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
This is /b/. The main rule is that it's all lies. They don't try to be real.
#12 to #2 - dasumil (11/19/2015) [-]
****** posting that only awards thumbs when its tumblr..
Learn how to FJ scrub
User avatar #16 to #12 - penileburglar (11/19/2015) [-]
No, we have definitely thumbed the hell out of that image and the full webm many times.

We're just aware that this is a 4chan post, and that the cardinal rule of /b/ is 'only a fool would take anything written here as fact.' It stopped being cool to point out that 4chan greentexts are fake a long time ago.
User avatar #18 to #2 - pocketstooheavy (11/19/2015) [-]
This image is so hit and miss. Sometimes I get +30, other times I get -30.

I think FJ is retarded...
User avatar #29 to #18 - schwerdaddy (11/19/2015) [-]
"I keep posting the same image over again in the comments, and can't enjoy the story because I believe it's fake. OTHER people are the retarded ones."
#26 to #18 - thegamepixel (11/19/2015) [-]
context is key
no one cares that 4chan posts are fake because they're entertaining. It's like belittling others for enjoying a nintendo game because its not realistic and gritty, no one ******* cares.
#45 to #18 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Writing fiction, rather*
#44 to #18 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

You're getting reds because you can't tell the difference between someone attempting to lie and someone clearly writing nonfiction for the sake of entertainment.
User avatar #31 - peezle (11/19/2015) [-]
I was expecting him to get decapitated by a muslim in the end.
#32 to #31 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Give it a couple months.
User avatar #40 to #32 - darksideofthebeast (11/19/2015) [-]
2 weeks, max.
#30 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** honestly
#34 to #30 - mondominiman (11/19/2015) [-]
**mondominiman used "*roll picture*"**
**mondominiman rolled image** SU belongs here
User avatar #4 - legoheadman (11/19/2015) [-]
As a britfag im ******* glad the americunt got a huge payout. Even thou im not ignorant to tge necessity of airport security they can be cunts sometimes!
User avatar #6 to #4 - kibbleking (11/19/2015) [-]
One time when I was six they stole me and my sister's gameboys.
User avatar #19 to #6 - sandnigglets (11/19/2015) [-]
man thats ******
im here for you dude
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