Snorlax. Sempai please your embarrassing me.... snorlax you fat it took you fifteen years to stand up are you me right now 48, 244 notes snorlax You Fat shit
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Snorlax. Sempai please your embarrassing me.... snorlax you fat it took you fifteen years to stand up are you me right now 48, 244 notes

Sempai please your embarrassing me...

snorlax you fat ************ it took
you fifteen ******* years to stand up
are you ******* ******** me right now
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#7 to #5 - zombiehero (12/22/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro
I know that feel bro
#105 to #25 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
what the **** ? That's not funny, that's genuinely terrifying.

If you know anything about stuff, you know what I'm talking about.
#110 to #105 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
#118 to #110 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
not here. I'll say one thing though. The gateway to the soul is through the eyes.
#29 - joochy (12/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - rageshaman (12/22/2013) [-]
I love how excited he looks to finally be on his ass in second to last one
User avatar #76 to #6 - madobnoxious (12/22/2013) [-]
"Look, Ma! No hands!"
#114 - Bronboa (12/23/2013) [-]
And yet he has no trouble flying in his sleep
And yet he has no trouble flying in his sleep
#90 - charliechambers (12/22/2013) [-]
Blocking my path? Take that, you little bitch.
#40 - corruptdog ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
What are you going to do about it bitch.
#22 - OptimusRhyme ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
"draw me like one of your french girls"
User avatar #88 to #22 - raigen (12/22/2013) [-]
I imagine more
"Draw me like one of your french Gardevoirs."
#35 to #22 - theblackcrow (12/22/2013) [-]
"Bring the lighter, this gonna be a good one"
#113 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
#71 - FightClub (12/22/2013) [-]
"sempai"

you ******* suck at being a weaboo you failure
#87 to #71 - warwolfrider (12/22/2013) [-]
>Be Hitler
>World War 2
>Losing War
>Oh **** .jpg
>Freeze self
>Everyone thinks your dead
>Dec. 21st 2012
>Nazi Loyalists unfreeze you
>Wait for time to take your revenge
>Jan. 1st 2014
>Browsing the "new" enterwebs
>Finds funnyjunk
>Sees how much they make fun of you
>forget all about the USA and the Jews
>HFW he orders the extermination of all funnyjunkers
HFW = Hitlers Face when


#80 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
Then the player using him makes him use rest and he falls back over.
User avatar #91 - Mr Ronok ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
he looks so accomplished when hes just sitting, like "i did it!!!"
User avatar #20 - fourtwentt (12/22/2013) [-]
I bet he still sleeps on a path from time to time
User avatar #53 - catburglarpenis (12/22/2013) [-]
Dragonball Z has better plot, characters and story development than Pokemon.
User avatar #55 to #53 - ticklemynipple (12/22/2013) [-]
GR8 B8 M8
User avatar #56 to #55 - catburglarpenis (12/22/2013) [-]
I know. It took me 466 years and a team of scientists to come up with it.
#93 to #53 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
your name confuses me greatly
User avatar #95 to #93 - catburglarpenis (12/22/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #142 to #53 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Well, yeah. The show is meant for kids 13 and under. I ******* hate how ash is still 11 but the show`s chronology suggests its been well over 3 years since he left pallet town.
#58 to #53 - nightmareschild (12/22/2013) [-]
We have recived reports of a human in the vicinity who does not appreaciate the plot of the anime known as D-B-Z. We demand you turn this human to us, so that he may be Exterminated.
We have recived reports of a human in the vicinity who does not appreaciate the plot of the anime known as D-B-Z. We demand you turn this human to us, so that he may be Exterminated.
User avatar #60 to #58 - catburglarpenis (12/22/2013) [-]
Fine, it was ticklemynipple
#64 to #60 - ticklemynipple (12/22/2013) [-]
But... I like both DBZ and Pokemon...
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User avatar #68 to #53 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/22/2013) [-]
Well it's true.
I always watch random episodes of Pokémon, I don't really feel like theres a strict storyline
#100 to #68 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
maybe because 12 year olds don't NEED one. colors and sound shall suffice for the easily pacified.
#130 to #100 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/23/2013) [-]
Maybe you don't HAVE to be such a dick about it.
FYI, I wasn't wondering why Pokémon didn't have a strict storyline.. I was just mentioning it.
#144 to #130 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
annnd jerking off to it. Go play with your little red and white balls, kid. That's a great pic-it's wonderful to see so many unable to express themselves without faggy pictures and hurtful text.

I can't help it if you were touched there. Go cry to someone else about it. Maybe they'll play pokethismon with you while your mom makes you two cookies. That's only after I dual penetrate her. Viciously, while looking at a picture of you, and thinking to myself, 'nah, to hell with this fat bitch, it's not worth being forced into having an autistic stepdaughter.'
#158 to #144 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/23/2013) [-]
Looks like someone's a bit angry.
User avatar #70 - irishhappyposter (12/22/2013) [-]
pokemon is for 7 year old autists
#82 to #70 - aaronsalsa (12/22/2013) [-]
Don't even thumb down guys

Your just giving him what he wants
#98 to #82 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
**** you I thumb that **** up. Couldn't agree more.
User avatar #152 to #98 - FIXER (12/23/2013) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #97 to #82 - fuckingpotato (12/22/2013) [-]
HOLD YOUR FIRE!!
User avatar #1 - learmy (12/22/2013) [-]
FIRST!!! lol xD
#141 to #1 - thebaseballexpert (12/23/2013) [-]
mfw this comment has positive thumbs
#99 to #1 - kermaperuna ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
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#31 to #1 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
Fun fact...Nobody cares.
#44 to #1 - ggggotmethisname (12/22/2013) [-]
congrats dude
congrats dude
#50 to #1 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
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#36 to #1 - inuares ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
look at his thumbs
#9 to #1 - vandettamask (12/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #9 - kingxddd (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah?
User avatar #61 to #1 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
delete your comment so i can be first
#146 to #61 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
Completely unrelated to everything else here, but holy **** your avatar is amazing.
User avatar #2 - sircool (12/22/2013) [-]
it looks like it was laying on its side and had to roll to stand up.
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User avatar #92 to #37 - Marker ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Goddammit, not you again. Crawl back into your hole, you piece of **** .
#54 to #37 - mvtjets ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
>2013
>le *********** cus it makes ppl slightly less happy x3

It's been like 3 months, go do something else for once

#84 to #54 - buffalogriller (12/22/2013) [-]
これは餌(えさ)です。
#69 to #54 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
what the **** is エサ?
User avatar #96 to #37 - vatra (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey guys look! Someone's daddy didn't love him enough to buy him a pokemon game!
#101 to #96 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
correction:

Dad loved his child so much, that he spared him the atrocity of faggy balls and plushie 'monsters'.

*casts Wrath of God on your faggy pokeworld*
User avatar #104 to #101 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm sensing a little animosity from you misscarriage! Also oddly you sentence structure sounded like iviagic.. Have something to confess there mate?
#107 to #104 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
yes, I'm intelligent. So is iviagic. Do what you want with your thumbs.

That's what it looks like when you hear more than one person smarter than you posting.

ohhhh I get it. I'm him, using a sock. Sorry, I'm not.
User avatar #108 to #107 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Eh I've no reason to thumb either of you either direction. And yeah I figured that wasn't your alt account but the opportunity presented itself so well.
#42 to #38 - emperorskittles (12/22/2013) [-]
Don't reply to him, he just want attention
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#41 to #39 - biot (12/22/2013) [-]
Says one who posted a pony for this statement.
User avatar #151 to #41 - nikolaier (12/23/2013) [-]
i may be a fan of that show, but i completely agree with you
#83 to #41 - simonjiha (12/22/2013) [-]
hey dont bring pony hate into it, i dont like this ******* either
User avatar #49 to #41 - listerthepessimist ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
though obvious, it does appear to be getting slowly more sophisticated
#52 to #39 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
How much can you fail at trolling? must be pretty sad
#102 to #39 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
that's about right. 30 year old kids play this **** .
User avatar #85 to #39 - simonjiha (12/22/2013) [-]
pokemon isnt thirty its around 18 years
User avatar #67 to #39 - furiousmarshmellow (12/22/2013) [-]
You know,

YOU'RE not supposed to be mad when trolling. THEY are.
User avatar #72 to #67 - FightClub (12/22/2013) [-]
pretty sure he's exaggeration, so it seems he's succeeding at what he's attempting to do.
User avatar #74 to #72 - furiousmarshmellow (12/22/2013) [-]
You can't succeed at something for people that can't succeed.
User avatar #73 to #72 - FightClub (12/22/2013) [-]
exaggerating*
User avatar #63 to #39 - willindor (12/22/2013) [-]
Neither do I, maybe you haven't noticed but I'm a sea cucumber.
User avatar #47 to #43 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
Does it look like I know hwhat a jay-peg is?
#79 to #37 - linktheherooftime (12/22/2013) [-]
You're trying too hard.
User avatar #109 to #79 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Link the he roof time.. ****
Link the her oof-.. ****
Link the he ro of-.. ****
Link the hero of...! Oh!
On a side note does link have a hang over in that picture?
User avatar #111 to #109 - linktheherooftime (12/23/2013) [-]
He might. I'm not entirely sure though seeing as how I'm not old enough to legally drink.
User avatar #115 to #111 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
If you're letting that stop you, that's a first in my book. Good on you though, its actually kind of impressive.
User avatar #116 to #115 - linktheherooftime (12/23/2013) [-]
Well it hasn't stopped me from drinking before but I don't really want to get drunk, and 9 times out of 10 if someone my age is drinking it's only to get drunk. I'd be more of a casual drinker if anything.
User avatar #117 to #116 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh okay, I get that, I've never been drunk either and I'm 22. Though I was having casual drinks by around 16, usually handed to me by my mother.
User avatar #120 to #117 - linktheherooftime (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah my mom did the same thing. She used to give me some of her beer to take my medication with when I was around 11.
User avatar #121 to #120 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah I think the fact that my mom was cool about it was part of the reason I never felt a need to go overboard on it.
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User avatar #122 to #121 - linktheherooftime (12/23/2013) [-]
I think the fact that my mom went overboard with it a lot was the reason I never wanted to.
User avatar #124 to #122 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah neither of my parents drink very much. The random alcohol I happened to be given was usually because they happened to actually have it in the house for whatever reason.

I accidentally replied to myself above..
User avatar #125 to #124 - linktheherooftime (12/23/2013) [-]
Ah. My mom is a heavy drinker, and seeing her always drunk just made being so not appealing at all in my eyes. Although I'm sure that if I had asked she may have given me some alcohol.
User avatar #127 to #125 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
I see. One of my brothers was an alcoholic for a while, but he is from my dad's previous marriage where if they even looked at alcohol in the house they got yelled at, so he went a little nuts with it. He tried that with me, but my mom wouldn't have it.
User avatar #32 - swagbro (12/22/2013) [-]
Pokemon is such an overrated hyped piece of **** boring game I dont understand why people still post stuff and think it's so LE FUNNY XD!!! you are bunch of 12 year old weaboo losers I hope you all die
User avatar #46 to #32 - smartyben **User deleted account** (12/22/2013) [-]
i think his real plan is to post ****** troll comments so people would thumb him up btw i get more red thumbs then you and i dont even try
#103 to #32 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
oh YOU get thumbed up for calling it how it is. I call that **** out and get so many red thumbs you'd think the period squad took turns sitting on it.
User avatar #106 to #103 - swagbro (12/23/2013) [-]
its cause they know im trollin
#160 to #103 - anon (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #150 to #32 - desuforeverlulz (12/23/2013) [-]
>tfw pokemon is one of the most americanized animes to date
User avatar #34 to #32 - freegzuz (12/22/2013) [-]
at least you tried 2/10
User avatar #57 - mnek (12/22/2013) [-]
Lol i love pokemon XD I used to watch it with my BF before we broke up. I'm single now tho' ;)
User avatar #153 to #57 - FIXER (12/23/2013) [-]
mnek said: "Lol i love pokemon XD I used to watch it with my BF before we broke up. I'm single now tho' ;) "

In cases she decides to delete her comment.
User avatar #161 to #153 - mnek (12/23/2013) [-]
What sort of wuss do you take me for?
#147 to #57 - finnaz (12/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #154 to #147 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
>getting mad at two letters.
User avatar #148 to #57 - taintedangel (12/23/2013) [-]
Tits always attract more guys than a girl who WATCHES guys play pokemon.
User avatar #129 to #57 - ravarshi (12/23/2013) [-]
and that, is no way to get someone to notice you, it's attention whoring like that that makes people despise funnyjunkers
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