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    #6 - violated
    Reply+133
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    With your dick
    With your dick
    User avatar#30 to #6 - snakephallus
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    I'm longer than you.
    User avatar#8 to #6 - hassanane
    Reply+328
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    What if the snake is longer than 2 inches?
    #122 to #8 - splitalterego
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    Use a marker then.
    User avatar#111 to #8 - happyPills
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    use OP's throat
    User avatar#56 to #8 - mrsixinch
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    I'll be fine then...
    #44 to #8 - adu
    Reply-1
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    Then that would be perfect, since you could measure in terms of how many dicks. A measurement is only as accurate as its smallest increment, so the smallest dick would be ideal for accuracy.
    #28 to #8 - dragemit
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    What if you~re a girl?
    What if you~re a girl?
    #14 to #8 - anon id: c510fa69
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    This here retard knows nought about measuring.
    #9 to #8 - violated
    Reply+47
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    Then we'll have to use mine!
    Then we'll have to use mine!
    User avatar#22 to #9 - hermaeousmora
    Reply+15
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    And what if its longer than 3 inches?
    #26 to #22 - cresil
    Reply+47
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    then we use op's dildo
    User avatar#76 to #26 - brettyht
    Reply+21
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    We are going to need a bigger snake
    #33 to #26 - azdbuiazdh
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    Seems like you all got the joke and i still managed to miss it, could you explain?
    #35 to #33 - anon id: a341e78a
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    how do you not understand? I don't even know how to explain it... some guy said to measure the snake with your dick and some other guy said his dick is small and so did the next guy and then the next guy insulted op
    help?
    #36 to #35 - azdbuiazdh
    Reply0
    (04/28/2014)[-]
    I mean the joke that is in the picture
    #40 to #36 - anon id: a341e78a
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    (04/28/2014)[-]
    inches and feet = imperial units of measurement
    #43 to #40 - azdbuiazdh
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    (04/28/2014)[-]
    Thanks for taking the moment to explaint
    #37 to #36 - anon id: a341e78a
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    (04/28/2014)[-]
    snake don't have feet... you know, like the thing at the bottom of your leg that has toes on it
    #41 to #37 - azdbuiazdh
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    (04/28/2014)[-]
    Yeah i know, but what does it- ah ofc, i didnt see that connection because in europe we dont use inches and foot and all your other murican stuff
    #124 to #41 - violated
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    (04/29/2014)[-]
    Canadafag here, I feel you
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