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#6 - violated
Reply +133
(04/28/2014) [-]
With your dick
With your dick
#30 to #6 - snakephallus
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
I'm longer than you.
#8 to #6 - hassanane
Reply +328
(04/28/2014) [-]
What if the snake is longer than 2 inches?
#122 to #8 - splitalterego
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
Use a marker then.
#111 to #8 - happyPills
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
use OP's throat
#56 to #8 - mrsixinch
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
I'll be fine then...
#44 to #8 - adu ONLINE
Reply -1
(04/28/2014) [-]
Then that would be perfect, since you could measure in terms of how many dicks. A measurement is only as accurate as its smallest increment, so the smallest dick would be ideal for accuracy.
#28 to #8 - dragemit ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
What if you~re a girl?
#14 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
This here retard knows nought about measuring.
#9 to #8 - violated
Reply +47
(04/28/2014) [-]
Then we'll have to use mine!
Then we'll have to use mine!
#22 to #9 - hermaeousmora
Reply +15
(04/28/2014) [-]
And what if its longer than 3 inches?
#26 to #22 - cresil
Reply +47
(04/28/2014) [-]
then we use op's dildo
#76 to #26 - brettyht
Reply +21
(04/28/2014) [-]
We are going to need a bigger snake
#33 to #26 - azdbuiazdh
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
Seems like you all got the joke and i still managed to miss it, could you explain?
#35 to #33 - anon
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
how do you not understand? I don't even know how to explain it... some guy said to measure the snake with your dick and some other guy said his dick is small and so did the next guy and then the next guy insulted op
help?
#36 to #35 - azdbuiazdh
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
I mean the joke that is in the picture
#40 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
inches and feet = imperial units of measurement
#43 to #40 - azdbuiazdh
Reply +1
(04/28/2014) [-]
Thanks for taking the moment to explaint
#37 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
snake don't have feet... you know, like the thing at the bottom of your leg that has toes on it
#41 to #37 - azdbuiazdh
Reply 0
(04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah i know, but what does it- ah ofc, i didnt see that connection because in europe we dont use inches and foot and all your other murican stuff
#124 to #41 - violated
Reply 0
(04/29/2014) [-]
Canadafag here, I feel you