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#6 - violated
Reply +133 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
With your dick
With your dick
User avatar #30 to #6 - snakephallus
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
I'm longer than you.
User avatar #8 to #6 - hassanane
Reply +328 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
What if the snake is longer than 2 inches?
#122 to #8 - splitalterego
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
Use a marker then.
User avatar #111 to #8 - happyPills
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
use OP's throat
User avatar #56 to #8 - mrsixinch
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
I'll be fine then...
User avatar #44 to #8 - adu
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
Then that would be perfect, since you could measure in terms of how many dicks. A measurement is only as accurate as its smallest increment, so the smallest dick would be ideal for accuracy.
#28 to #8 - dragemit
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
What if you~re a girl?
What if you~re a girl?
#14 to #8 - anon id: c510fa69
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
This here retard knows nought about measuring.
#9 to #8 - violated
Reply +47 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
Then we'll have to use mine!
Then we'll have to use mine!
User avatar #22 to #9 - hermaeousmora
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
And what if its longer than 3 inches?
#26 to #22 - cresil
Reply +47 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
then we use op's dildo
User avatar #76 to #26 - brettyht
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
We are going to need a bigger snake
#33 to #26 - azdbuiazdh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
Seems like you all got the joke and i still managed to miss it, could you explain?
#35 to #33 - anon id: a341e78a
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
how do you not understand? I don't even know how to explain it... some guy said to measure the snake with your dick and some other guy said his dick is small and so did the next guy and then the next guy insulted op
help?
#36 to #35 - azdbuiazdh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
I mean the joke that is in the picture
#40 to #36 - anon id: a341e78a
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
inches and feet = imperial units of measurement
#43 to #40 - azdbuiazdh
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
Thanks for taking the moment to explaint
#37 to #36 - anon id: a341e78a
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
snake don't have feet... you know, like the thing at the bottom of your leg that has toes on it
#41 to #37 - azdbuiazdh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah i know, but what does it- ah ofc, i didnt see that connection because in europe we dont use inches and foot and all your other murican stuff
User avatar #124 to #41 - violated
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/29/2014) [-]
Canadafag here, I feel you
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