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violated
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(04/28/2014)
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With your dick
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snakephallus
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(04/28/2014)
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I'm longer than you.
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hassanane
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(04/28/2014)
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What if the snake is longer than 2 inches?
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splitalterego
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(04/28/2014)
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Use a marker then.
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happyPills
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(04/28/2014)
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use OP's throat
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mrsixinch
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(04/28/2014)
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I'll be fine then...
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adu
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(04/28/2014)
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Then that would be perfect, since you could measure in terms of how many dicks. A measurement is only as accurate as its smallest increment, so the smallest dick would be ideal for accuracy.
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dragemit
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(04/28/2014)
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What if you~re a girl?
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anon
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(04/28/2014)
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This here retard knows nought about measuring.
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violated
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(04/28/2014)
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Then we'll have to use mine!
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hermaeousmora
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(04/28/2014)
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And what if its longer than 3 inches?
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cresil
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+47
(04/28/2014)
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then we use op's dildo
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brettyht
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(04/28/2014)
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We are going to need a bigger snake
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azdbuiazdh
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(04/28/2014)
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Seems like you all got the joke and i still managed to miss it, could you explain?
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anon
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how do you not understand? I don't even know how to explain it... some guy said to measure the snake with your dick and some other guy said his dick is small and so did the next guy and then the next guy insulted op
help?
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azdbuiazdh
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(04/28/2014)
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I mean the joke that is in the picture
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anon
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(04/28/2014)
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inches and feet = imperial units of measurement
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azdbuiazdh
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(04/28/2014)
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Thanks for taking the moment to explaint
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anon
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(04/28/2014)
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snake don't have feet... you know, like the thing at the bottom of your leg that has toes on it
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azdbuiazdh
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(04/28/2014)
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Yeah i know, but what does it- ah ofc, i didnt see that connection because in europe we dont use inches and foot and all your other murican stuff
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violated
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Canadafag here, I feel you
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