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Smuggling

The things people try to
smuggle through security..
Mrk
money in bread
cocaine In candy eggs
and it you turn to page 5, your hook is geckos
can tilted with opium, two of the ' s favourited wait htt
getting reports that the meme! is not actually that into opium.
sorry.
somebody actually tried to smuggle two snakes studd in clay
Dots TO australia, because mere' s a... shortage? thhink?
mingle: made from compressed cocaine, to a pack. once
you pop those, you should stop
omits or Mental: stamped with a whales: cedar, at which
were supposed to be shipped TO the motherlands. because there' s
a .peonage'. > I think?
42 homes of liquid ketamine, declared as holy water. by a
canadian, no his
not
where there' s a Mexican border, there' s a Lenin cannon to lend
cancelers of marijuana over It with
clams, each tilled with tag at cocaine and glued shut might
have gone swimmingly on a Maing trawler, at the airport? didn' t
tty were
In August 2011. authorities with the Federal Public Revenue
Administration oi Argentina lound cocaine concealed in any
screws carried try a Peruvian man from Emma Aires to
south mica. in total, the smuggler had some at kilograms an
pounds) lidocaine hidden among screws and other items on his
Person."
you take a brick methamphetamine, you cover it in chocolate,
the package, and try to get as oi them to japan as you do
might have been cocaine, reports vary)
or amphetamine and as ecstasy pills were supposed to be
smuggled into prison inside a diaper
dead beetles tram pew. no of them, shined with songs of
cocaine. no, not each.
According to police, smugglers mixed drugs in crayons and sent
them to prisoners. However, guards noticed orange discoloration
and looked closer."
not Planted’) the actual crayons, lust imagine crayons with an
orange an
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#5 - frikandelspeciaal (08/19/2015) [-]
Looks like someone was trying to get high off his ass
#70 to #5 - daemonicdemeanor ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**Some Jamaicans read the Odyssey and tried the Trojan's technique. Thus the Jamaican donkey was born.
User avatar #78 to #5 - vikingfaen (08/20/2015) [-]
definitely not a 1000kg's of weed in that donkey.
#46 to #5 - austejasmith (08/20/2015) [-]
He wanted to play some Donkey Bong.
#52 to #5 - BruceLeroy (08/20/2015) [-]
maybe he just took the phrase 'drug mule' too literally.
User avatar #8 to #5 - madzombiie (08/19/2015) [-]
you could call it an ass ton of weed
#15 - mrwillje (08/19/2015) [-]
And now imagine all the successful smuggling attempts and what the drugs were hidden in/ disguised as
#21 to #15 - virck (08/20/2015) [-]
Hopefully androids don't become a thing, wonder where people would hide drugs on those things.
User avatar #54 to #21 - hakma (08/20/2015) [-]
You don't want androids?
#58 to #54 - virck (08/20/2015) [-]
Hopefully android drug couriers don't become a thing I should have said.
#75 to #58 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
an android is a machine, easier to search than a human, because no personal feeling and space can be violated
#90 to #75 - skebaba (08/20/2015) [-]
Unless they become too perfect, developing feelings and emotions.
#108 to #90 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
I only have one question. Do you believe humanity will become such a depraved, lonely race that we will create robots with feelings to fill our emotional needs?
User avatar #100 to #90 - shenro (08/20/2015) [-]
at that point people will become worried about skynet and probably try to stop production of them.
#110 to #100 - skebaba (08/20/2015) [-]
>Implying they know what Terminator movies are
>Implying they know what movies are
#1 - xskullgirlsx (08/19/2015) [-]
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if this post was somehow made to smuggle drugs
User avatar #30 to #1 - Lolzster (08/20/2015) [-]
remind me of "this was actually a test to...
#23 to #1 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if this post was somehow made to smuggle proxy thumbs.
User avatar #48 to #23 - drongus (08/20/2015) [-]
Daviddavidson pls go
#2 to #1 - whiteusername ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
I'm starting to feel a little funny.
User avatar #6 to #2 - cmkpower (08/19/2015) [-]
First you feel funny then you become junk ie .
#81 to #1 - evilhomer [OP](08/20/2015) [-]
No... Of course not.. That's crazy talk.... Stop talking crazy, man.... Just go to the next post...
#19 - geese (08/20/2015) [-]
cocaine pringles?
User avatar #84 to #19 - yudodat ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Doesn't seem like a terrible idea to me.

Just throw a couple real ones on top and reseal it. Who's gonna search every pringle?
User avatar #89 to #84 - shadylight (08/20/2015) [-]
Pretty sure the reason those get caught is because of K9 units trained for the smell. If they smell it, they will search every hole you never knew you had.
User avatar #57 to #19 - theugandanhero (08/20/2015) [-]
Pop till ya can't feel your entire mouth yet you grind your teeth like a ************
User avatar #10 - anonymoussarcasm (08/19/2015) [-]
Wait so how do they catch them besides drug dogs? Some of these I'm surprised got caught.
User avatar #102 to #10 - mrhaihoang (08/20/2015) [-]
snitch man
User avatar #55 to #10 - hakma (08/20/2015) [-]
Wallhackers
#4 - tmdarby (08/19/2015) [-]
While security is looking for this **** , this guy walks right through.
User avatar #18 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
honestly id be pissed that they opened my choclate bars more than that i was caught trying to get drugs through. althought 45 is kinda unbelavable if its that many why not put them in a box i mean just like 3 more an you have a box.
User avatar #22 to #18 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
I had some delicious apples once, and TSA just took em for "inspection", cut em up and threw em away

I was little at the time, so details are hazy, but I was sad as **** about those apples, they were glorious
User avatar #25 to #22 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
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i dont think eitheir of these will be related but lets find out
man i know its been a while but im sorry for what they did to your apples.
User avatar #26 to #25 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
I may be able to assume those things, but I'll never get those apples back...

Well I can get some of the same type but it won't be the same
User avatar #28 to #26 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
sue the TSA take them to small claims court for what 5 apples?
User avatar #29 to #28 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
It was too long ago, I'll never win
User avatar #31 to #29 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
how long, actually childhood trauma might be a good cause. if i was a layer in your town id take your cause on now what do you rember about the apples?
User avatar #32 to #31 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
This went a lot farther than I expected

Well, it was either at a Detroit airport or O'Hare in Chicago, I can't really remember. The apples were green, and I was upset for a few minutes cause we brought those Apples from Ukraine. And I never remembered it until now
User avatar #33 to #32 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
repressed memories now are you still in the ukraine? and about how long ago was this?
User avatar #34 to #33 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
Nope, I live in the US, I was just visiting for the summer. And it was around a decade ago maybe
User avatar #35 to #34 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
i see its not international so that makes it easier, now can you rember the apples name quinity or have evidence of the apple existing alog with a copy of your plane tickets.
i am doing this as a joke, this is america if we can sue i think you know what happens
User avatar #36 to #35 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
I honestly don't remember anything except for the things I mentioned, and I have no evidence

I thoroughly enjoyed your joke, and I agree that Americans will sue anything and anybody
User avatar #37 to #36 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
no joke if you had evidence i think you could sue about it on the grounds i laid.
honestly i think that could make the news if they do that to my candy or stuff i will take them to small claim.
just think of the headline man sues tsa for a candy bar. /pol/ would go nuts cause im part jewish and my name shows it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
I think you're not allowed to bring fruit though, so I'm not really sure
User avatar #96 to #38 - sketchE ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
were you coming in or going out. in is customs out is tsa many people confuse the two
User avatar #111 to #96 - maxismahname (08/20/2015) [-]
Yeah it was customs, my mistake
User avatar #113 to #111 - sketchE ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
ok that clarifies it. usually you cant bring food from other countries.
User avatar #114 to #113 - maxismahname (08/21/2015) [-]
Yeah that's what I thought
User avatar #39 to #38 - needsauceadmisblan (08/20/2015) [-]
meh after all it is just an apple. id still do it. id sue so hard that juidis would look ike a saint.
User avatar #40 - yisumad (08/20/2015) [-]
>Money in bread
How about your wallet?
User avatar #50 to #40 - darksideofthebeast (08/20/2015) [-]
dough in my dough.
User avatar #85 to #50 - novren (08/20/2015) [-]
dough in my dough tho
User avatar #49 - darksideofthebeast (08/20/2015) [-]
>the internet isn't that into opium
You're looking in the wrong places, my friend.
User avatar #12 - tigreman (08/19/2015) [-]
I get the animals, chemicals, and drugs, but what's wrong with taking money onto a plane? And how did they FIND the money in the bread?
User avatar #14 to #12 - jaggedherp (08/19/2015) [-]
Not declaring large sums of money when crossing borders is illegal because it might be either from or going towards illegal activities
#45 to #12 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
Looks like there's aluminum foil around the money inside the bread, so that probably showed up weird on the Xrays.
#13 - klutzyspy (08/19/2015) [-]
highly doubt you have 1.000 kg of weed in that little donkey
#69 to #13 - daemonicdemeanor ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I thought the same thing, but I think it's true. I was trying to figure out what was to the bottom left of the picture, behind the donkey, for scale. At first I thought it was a pipe for rain gutters or something, but I'm pretty sure it's a laptop on a ledge. If that's what that is, that thing is probably bigger than a real donkey. Normally that much weed would take up a literal room in someones house. However, that is Mexican dirt weed which is compressed to the point that a lot of it is just dust.
User avatar #77 - rainbowrush ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I once smuggled money through security. I hid it in my wallet.
User avatar #109 to #77 - lihamylly (08/20/2015) [-]
Absolute madman.
#73 - rollingpicture (08/20/2015) [-]
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Well, you can't say anything against the creativity
#16 - StareHitler (08/19/2015) [-]
Peru mentioned TWICE, swell with terrorism and poverty and lots of drugs
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#43 to #16 - cigma (08/20/2015) [-]
Terrorism?

Is this the 80's?
User avatar #44 to #43 - StareHitler (08/20/2015) [-]
We're dangerously close to go back
#47 to #44 - cigma (08/20/2015) [-]
Unless someone ***** up as bad a Garcia, I don't think those marxists hobos are gonna get much support anytime soon. These types of groups requiere a lot of social unease to flourish.
Now...the rampant delincuency on the other hand...
#104 - uleaveinpieces (08/20/2015) [-]
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**uleaveinpieces rolled image** You gotta give it to them, some of those are pretty clever.
#97 - bjornkrage (08/20/2015) [-]
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now imagine just how much gets through the customs.
User avatar #86 - herpedobear (08/20/2015) [-]
the good thing is most of those don't get caught
User avatar #66 - betucantmakemelol (08/20/2015) [-]
Money in bread? Why not money in wallet? Whats wrong with that and why did they hide it in bread
User avatar #88 to #66 - liquidz (08/20/2015) [-]
International flight likely. Having to declare how much money, etc Things are weird like that
User avatar #56 - ROFL (08/20/2015) [-]
a metric ton of weed? I don't think it will fit inside a single donkey
User avatar #80 to #56 - truezen (08/20/2015) [-]
COMPRESSED
User avatar #27 - assassindash (08/20/2015) [-]
Some of these are really freaking clever....

I'd be more impressed than pissed in most cases, but would still have to look pissed, because, ya know, job on the line.
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