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listen you booths have the thickest media of all
time, where is your liquid? your my weak ass
aesthetics, try again
titteh they have the strawberry tops on... might as welt
have the goddarn banana peels on
Lt can eat strawberry tops... at recent studies are showing
banana peels are healthy n nutritious for us... The
turntables
n en sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but
not boot ta eat woodchips bause of no
f, iial Uber Humor , .
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Submitted: 01/15/2015
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#8 - azinfoo (01/16/2015) [-]
******* pleb probably uses deactivated almonds too lol
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#18 to #8 - perform (01/16/2015) [-]
So apparently activated almonds are actually a thing.
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#60 to #18 - twilightdusk (01/16/2015) [-]
Activated almonds are raw almonds soaked in water.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - rundas (01/16/2015) [-]
Pretty sure the "homemade" part refers to the smoothie, not the coconut. No I'm not fun at parties
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#62 to #19 - twilightdusk (01/16/2015) [-]
"A homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia MUFFIN"
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#52 to #18 - bazda (01/16/2015) [-]
God I want to punch that guy in the face so hard.
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#9 - jjvoodoo (01/16/2015) [-]
Strawberry yogurt, peach yogurt, banana, and apple juice = orgasm
Strawberry yogurt, peach yogurt, banana, and apple juice = orgasm
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User avatar #12 to #9 - maxismahname (01/16/2015) [-]
Too much work, I'll just use my hand
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User avatar #13 to #9 - gabsmatags (01/16/2015) [-]
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SECRETS
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User avatar #14 to #13 - jjvoodoo (01/16/2015) [-]
i watch you
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User avatar #15 to #14 - gabsmatags (01/16/2015) [-]
You... you didn't see the thing... right?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - jjvoodoo (01/16/2015) [-]
your one sick puppy
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User avatar #17 to #16 - gabsmatags (01/16/2015) [-]
HEY! That puppy is getting the best treatment I could afford! so none.
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#10 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
white people acting like black people
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#94 to #10 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
it hurts to read
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User avatar #11 to #10 - samxdaxman (01/16/2015) [-]
I identify as ********** , and you just triggered me. Check your privilege ***** (I can use that word since I identify as a black person.)
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User avatar #3 - jamcliche (01/15/2015) [-]
DON'T FORGET THE KALE
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#1 - xskullgirlsx (01/15/2015) [-]
But the govermence scienticians knows what is best for you
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#21 to #1 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
got and cerebella or parasoul images?
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User avatar #70 to #1 - youreminenow (01/16/2015) [-]
*After seeing one too many Skullgirls images on Funnyjunk, youreminenow decides that he should probably buy the game before looking at any porn.*
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User avatar #34 to #1 - katarinaismywaifu (01/16/2015) [-]
>Statist shill detected
Eat ****
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#35 to #34 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/16/2015) [-]
How the **** do you not get tired of this trolling **** ?
I tried it and got bored within the ******* hour
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User avatar #36 to #35 - katarinaismywaifu (01/16/2015) [-]
You know I honestly don't know. The truth is I need to do a lot of **** . But I'm afraid to, so I stay here and ******** . I started out posting funny stuff. Check my history. But now I've degrading into a pathetic ball of disgusting mush. Oh well.
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#37 to #36 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/16/2015) [-]
Yea you've said this stuff to me when I replied to you in the past.
What kind of stuff do you need to do that you're afraid to?
You can tell me, I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV
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User avatar #38 to #37 - katarinaismywaifu (01/16/2015) [-]
Study and stuff man. I used to get straight As in high school but now I get Cs in **** . No friends either. Whatever man. Don't worry.
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#39 to #38 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/16/2015) [-]
Cs are still passing grades. Maybe you shouldn't sweat it too much.
Are you in college, or still in high school?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - katarinaismywaifu (01/16/2015) [-]
College man. All my high school friends abandoned me. No girls like me. I'll stop *********** though. You're right.
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User avatar #82 to #40 - amusingusername (01/16/2015) [-]
Look at that, katarinaismywaifu is actually a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

If it's worth anything you're the second ********** I removed the "Hide All" thingy.
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#48 to #40 - relevantstuff (01/16/2015) [-]
This is the first time I've seen you like this
You seem like an okay person
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User avatar #93 to #48 - katarinaismywaifu (01/17/2015) [-]
Thank you man. It means a lot. Not being sarcastic. I mean it
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#41 to #40 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/16/2015) [-]
I think you should expect your grades to dip in college honestly, mine did. High school is more of a "You have to go through this **** " while college is a "You choose to be here" thing, so you should expect the teachers to not be as relaxed about things.

Sorry to hear about your friends though, I can relate. In high school I knew a couple people, but I never talked to them outside of school, and after graduating we all kind of stopped talking, and they were pretty much my only human interaction.

If *********** really works as stress relief to you, I wouldn't really say stopping is that big of an issue. I don't think you're truly bothering anyone all that much, and a lot of people probably recognize your name well enough to not take you seriously.
I'm just genuinely confused by what you get out of it. I tried it (Under a different account) and just felt really bored by the whole thing.
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User avatar #43 to #41 - katarinaismywaifu (01/16/2015) [-]
I guess it's kind of fun to see people start raging over a comment. Different stokes for different folks.
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#44 to #43 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/16/2015) [-]
I didn't get many responses. I even had a theme and everything.
I think I came off as more sarcastic than stupid though.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - katarinaismywaifu (01/16/2015) [-]
never quit! gnight brah
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User avatar #47 to #45 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/16/2015) [-]
Goodnight guy. Good luck with your college stuff
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#2 to #1 - berengar (01/15/2015) [-]
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#24 - Brodyjguy (01/16/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#73 - tck (01/16/2015) [-]
Alright taking bets on which of the people commenting are actual blacks, and which are white girls pretending to be black.
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#74 to #73 - Elk (01/16/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I think they're all white.
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User avatar #80 to #74 - samalicious (01/16/2015) [-]
Best ******* roll ever.
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#77 to #74 - tck (01/16/2015) [-]
That was a pretty good roll for that.

And also the content is called "Smoothie" what the ****
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#86 - sovietsamurai (01/16/2015) [-]
"govermence scienticians"
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User avatar #33 - capslockrage (01/16/2015) [-]
I got into making smoothies, tried all fruit ones with no sugar and flavoring, **** was whack as hell.

Now I just make peanutbutter and banana smoothies. ******* amazing

2 cups milk
2 bananas
1 cup of peanutbutter
2 teaspoons of honey
6 ice cubes

***** great
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#49 to #33 - frankstein (01/16/2015) [-]
I must try this smoothie.
I must try this smoothie.
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#51 to #33 - bazda (01/16/2015) [-]
A cup of peanut butter? Holy **** , dude.
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User avatar #59 to #51 - capslockrage (01/16/2015) [-]
Well it makes 2 good sized mugs worth of smoothie.
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User avatar #71 to #33 - cantexplain (01/16/2015) [-]
That ****** frey
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User avatar #42 to #33 - ludislavonac (01/16/2015) [-]
Why would you even add any sugar or sweetner? Fruit is sweet by itself
I usually make it like this:
Milk
Bananas
Peaches (excellent taste)
Blueberries
Some other fruit like Kiwi if I have them
A few ice cubes
Whey protein (optional)
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User avatar #58 to #42 - capslockrage (01/16/2015) [-]
I made one with strawberries and bananas and milk, and it wasn't that sweet, and didn't taste very good.
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User avatar #56 to #42 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
It only works without sugar ans sweetener when the fruits are ripe. For example in my town you can usually buy only pink/white strawberries which is sour as **** , same for most fruits, except for sunday markets at the end of the fruit's season.
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#79 - anotheroneonearth (01/16/2015) [-]
and then I remembered there was porn called assmoothie...
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#32 - arrowed (01/16/2015) [-]
"govermence"
"govermence"
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User avatar #83 - megayoming (01/16/2015) [-]
If there is no ice it cant be a smoothie?

So what would you call that concoction?
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#87 to #83 - windbound (01/16/2015) [-]
I think you'd call it purée
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#89 to #87 - megayoming (01/16/2015) [-]
Thanks mr space bear.
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User avatar #65 - rarityrarityrarity (01/16/2015) [-]
when someone says "recent studies" you know **** is about to come out of their mouth
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#75 to #65 - Elk (01/16/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Recent studies say you're wrong.
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User avatar #78 to #75 - rarityrarityrarity (01/16/2015) [-]
point proven :^)
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User avatar #84 - trainverse (01/16/2015) [-]
You're actually not supposed to eat strawberries with the tops on. The leaves secrete like a weak poison to keep bugs away. It's not dangerous eat them you'll just have an upset stomach

source: experience I got too excited about the strawbs. Greenish watery **** for 3 days
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#85 to #84 - unusedusername (01/16/2015) [-]
The thumb was for your watery **** , not you.
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#54 - Zanchoff (01/16/2015) [-]
"recent studies"
The **** are you talking about, man? Banana peels have been an ingredient in Polynesian cooking since bananas have existed.
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User avatar #81 to #54 - angelusprimus (01/16/2015) [-]
Because you can get pretty amazing taste out of them cooked (raw they taste like raw potatoes) not because they are good for you.
Studies that scientifically prove that they are good for you are fairly recent.
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User avatar #5 - mkchillin (01/16/2015) [-]
I got a nutribullet Sunday and have pledged myself to juicing fruits and veggies daily. It's hard, man. It doesn't taste particularly good and you have to down it like a protein shake, it being thick and gloppy and taking a lot of mental stamina to pull through. And you'Lloyd have to get used to cleaning up messes and dishes all the time. But if you're looking to make a positive lifestyle change you should do it, it's super healthy and you'll feel better and feel better about yourself. Add Spirulina to it too, Spirulina is the **** .
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User avatar #6 to #5 - darkor (01/16/2015) [-]
nutribullet?
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#7 to #5 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
instead of using water use yogurt.
also put some small amounts of sugar of stevia in there.
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#72 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
But coconut oil is good for autism. Ketosis allows your brain to start developing normally. Seriously, low-carb ketogenic diet helps. You should try it.
But coconut oil is good for autism. Ketosis allows your brain to start developing normally. Seriously, low-carb ketogenic diet helps. You should try it.
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#88 to #72 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
Then you should try some then.
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#25 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
When my mom makes smoothies she put tons of peanut butter, beats, thyme, ect. and it comes out as this black poo sludge which my mother oddly enough finds delicious.
pic related: mfw trying smoothie
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User avatar #26 to #25 - graphenz (01/16/2015) [-]
Don't you be dissing all smoothies just cause yo weak ass mama have weak smoothie game!
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User avatar #27 to #26 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Where did i diss all smoothies??
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User avatar #28 to #27 - graphenz (01/16/2015) [-]
"mfw trying smoothie" - your gramatics are way of man! - you're poiting to any smoothie, not the weak ass **** smoothie your mam made you!
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User avatar #30 to #29 - graphenz (01/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I guess I should keep away from talking black, in your previous statement "MFW when trying smoothie" it can be read as you're just trying a smoothie, not any particulary smoothie. If you instead were to say: MFW when trying the smoothie, or my mothers smoothie you would not be pointing to any smoothie, but the smoothie that your mother made for you - which does sound like something from a book of nightmares.
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#20 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
Wow, I haven't seen the beta version for quite awhile.
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User avatar #90 - hokeymon (01/16/2015) [-]
Bitch made smoothie of raw pechay? But why? Good luck with indigestion.
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