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I Anonymous ibrl' W' 12( til H E
Fly HES, 1585x1527, )
getting was acting lessens hem my dad since I was a kid [he' s been working with Disney
fer the mast of his life)
make a really nice female Etoile
MMC) with value chat
to be a girl
Spuddenly metre the mic away and pretend to be a man in the background
t C,", ''''' >" ARE YOU PLAYING THOSE FUCKING MMC) AGAIN SIS"
Nil PLEASE NOT NOW" in my female was
Pstart slapping my knee as I scream and mean in my female voice
FUCKYA) Ll BITCH" in male mice and slam my dear shut
backto voice chat
with a sobbing female voice
Sosorry about that. Did anyine have gear I could borrow ? I can' t play sci aften__"
showered in gear
as fuck
wmm
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - huzibizi
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Alternative ending:
> female voice
> get showered in gear
User avatar #10 - syntheticdoll
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I'm a female and I never used to "I'm a girl please give me gear" card. I'm starting to feel like I'm wasting a perfectly good opportunity.
#11 to #10 - anon id: 2c276ec3
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For the sake of dignity, don't be THAT girl.
For the sake of dignity, don't be THAT girl.
User avatar #57 to #11 - theafroman
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Who needs dignity when you've got swag?
Huehuehuehuehuehue
User avatar #12 to #10 - imagnetsux
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i'm a girl and i never use it because it's cheating.
User avatar #14 to #12 - tomowrath
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omg ur female.
frend me.
User avatar #31 to #14 - imagnetsux
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i cant tell if you're serious but friending someone is another matter, they can ask for any reason.
User avatar #34 to #31 - tomowrath
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Will u marry me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - imagnetsux
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(10/17/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #39 to #35 - nagafever
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(10/17/2013) [-]
ur gay
#40 to #39 - imagnetsux
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k.
#62 to #40 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #187 at Concentrate in school ** Lord knows I flagged it.
User avatar #44 to #40 - givemeyoursoul
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inb4 banned
#52 to #44 - thelegitmetalhead
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User avatar #41 to #40 - superditzy
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inb4 flag
#46 to #41 - anon id: 03a18c83
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fave i and it can't be deleted but still banned
User avatar #65 to #35 - karson
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I knew exactly what was in that spoiler, but I put the cursor on it anyways...
#26 to #10 - Bloodgartham
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It's just pathetic really, using that card that is - good for you ^^
It's just pathetic really, using that card that is - good for you ^^
#32 to #10 - baitdoesnttalkback
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you'll only be able to use it once or twice before people catch on
#37 to #10 - anon id: f6889758
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lord knows if i had tits i would
User avatar #13 to #10 - karson
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I don't know, you get a broad spectrum of people reacting to girls in online games. I know in gta 5 the other day, some girl came on and wouldn't shut up about being a girl, and all the other players were following her around and trying to flirt with her. she was annoying as ****, and I told her to shut the **** up. of course I immediately got white-knighted, and called a "loser-virgin-with-mommy-issues" even though I've been in a relationship for 2 years. That said, I don't think asking for gear simply because you are a girl would work that well. i know I wouldn't give anyone **** just for being a girl. if you staged something like what was mention in the post, then yeah, you'd get a **** ton of gear. but if someone staged that either way with a sob story, boy or girl, I would probably feel like helping them out. I don't give a **** about someone's gender in online games, but if they're on hard times, I'd probably go out of my way to help them. I feel like my comment is way to ******* wordy, but I don't know how else to explain it.
User avatar #61 to #13 - Dwarf
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That's because you're a loser-virgin-with-mommy-issues.
#64 to #61 - karson
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agh, ya got me.
User avatar #48 to #13 - mitchr
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Hopefully it isn't too wordy, or else most of my comments are ridiculously so.
User avatar #20 to #10 - seaofcoltrane
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(10/17/2013) [-]
If you do use it then at least flirt with the guys that give you stuff. I'm a guy and when I pretend to be a girl I always do. That way they atleast get something in return.
#21 to #10 - Milos
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Have money female.
#16 to #10 - gameshredder
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if I give you thing   
   
do i get sex?
if I give you thing

do i get sex?
User avatar #17 to #16 - syntheticdoll
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Hm... interesting idea.
So no.
#19 to #17 - gameshredder
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#63 to #16 - greatgranpapy
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STARCRAFTS!
STARCRAFTS!
#23 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
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Somewhat related
#38 to #23 - jarofdirt
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User avatar #51 to #38 - thelegitmetalhead
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Nice username.
>I'veGotAJarOfDirt.gif
#42 to #23 - ofc
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#43 to #23 - orkanoidz
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#45 to #23 - htmm
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#55 to #23 - articulate
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Brilliant.
Brilliant.
#47 to #23 - jcruikjcruik
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Clever bastard
Clever bastard
#49 to #23 - saxong
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User avatar #50 to #23 - crazehtoast
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Honestly, that's an incredibly dick move.
"I'm bored, let's pretend I died and steal their ****."
#53 to #50 - rabidaardvark
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Actually that sounds like a very effective way to relieve boredom.
Actually that sounds like a very effective way to relieve boredom.
#29 to #23 - xxhadesflamesxx
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#28 to #23 - sirkanesixtytwo
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#2 - fridgelogic
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#8 to #2 - anon id: 338ad33d
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Every time I see this gif, I think the loop ends at "*******" and think of 9gag
#15 - vikingesnumerouno
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I mean **** im a pretty big guy and ive got a dark as hell voice but if I had a somewhat girly voice id do that every day

that's actually so evil my eyes go crusty
ssssshhhhhhh
it's not supposed to make sense
#24 to #15 - brenton
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User avatar #30 to #24 - xxhadesflamesxx
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sauce?
User avatar #60 to #30 - brenton
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(10/18/2013) [-]
It's a movie called Blackfish, which is the story of the first African American orca in the Seaworld franchise.
www.imdb.com/title/tt2545118/?ref_=nv_sr_1
#18 to #15 - allseriousness
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wat
wat
#6 - itsthetie
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Just the thought of how genious that is..
#9 - gootytarantula
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I'd go on runescape.
Deposit all my gear.
Say i quit and just came back today.
Bull **** with other old players who are quitting soon due to new **** updates.
Say im pretty cool and they're quitting anyways.
Trade ensues.
Usually get like 5m-50m depending on how rich they were
MFW I got a set of h'ween masks in a week
User avatar #25 to #9 - twofreegerbils
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(10/17/2013) [-]
"trimming rune armor 50k"

I used to be a small time hustler myself
User avatar #33 to #25 - crossbone
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You.
I almost got tricked by one of your kind once, almost gave out my Rune kite , but then again, i was a very small time hustler earning a living going around lumbridge
"Cutting gems for free!" and people gave me diamonds and sapphire, **** was so cash.
#59 to #33 - anon id: 2d2e7a28
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Man, I got my crafting up to like 50 just so I could actually cut peoples' gems for free. Then the G.E. came out and all business in the banks died.

I also remember one time there was a hustler saying he would gild peoples' armor. I knew he was fake and called him out on it, but I gave him my steel armor anyway cause it was steel and I could make it.
#54 - legiaoday
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I ******* love that face reaction
#56 - articulate
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User avatar #4 - stallwallwriter
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ThatsthemostevilthingIveeverheardof.jpg
#22 to #4 - unnamedwarrior
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Take this
Take this
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