Smooth mothafockah. . of you will die alone. beep that in mati' p' next time I text you rilling' kriml. More like 50.5% - 49.5%, and factors like sexuality (or lack there of), religion, priorities, etc. make it hard to figure the number of people without pairs in
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Smooth mothafockah

of you will
die alone.
beep that in mati' p'
next time I text you
rilling' kriml
...
+1155
Views: 43782
Favorited: 49
Submitted: 02/04/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to lotengo E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(168):

[ 168 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#4 - magmon (02/04/2014) [+] (25 replies)
More like 50.5% - 49.5%, and factors like sexuality (or lack there of), religion, priorities, etc. make it hard to figure the number of people without pairs in this country. However, the same is true for other countries, and travel exists.

Tl;dr - I'm a fag and have a compulsive need to disprove stupidity.
#24 - darkjustifier (02/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Lesbians
#1 - kaboomz (02/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#10 - optimussum (02/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
yeah because lesbians dont exist or anything
#2 - mr skeltal (02/04/2014) [-]
**** like this is the reason you're a virgin.
#15 - groovierpoet (02/04/2014) [+] (50 replies)
his hat..
******* christ man..
#79 - twistedwoodthing (02/05/2014) [-]
Because nothing turns a girl on more than telling her you're the best she can do...
The cringe factor is so high it's delicious.
#103 - narcoschmolo (02/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
His hat is bothersome. More so than the message itself.
His hat is bothersome. More so than the message itself.
#107 - pappathethird (02/05/2014) [-]
You're forgetting ...
You're forgetting ...
#76 - ghostofgemini (02/05/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #145 - roserevenge (02/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
fine by me I'm bi
User avatar #153 to #145 - swagasauruss ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
You just haven't found the right llama yet
#56 - mr skeltal (02/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Yeah but the majority of the women in the US are:
1. Fat
2. Annoying
3. Incapable of supporting themselves
4. Incapable of supporting others on their own
5. Menthally dysfunctional
6. Religitarded
7. Too busy being sluts with assholes that treat them badly
8. Not on my dick
If you want a decent and classy lady, you need to move away from cities and into more sophisticated settlements. You can tell if they are smart by listening to their dialect and determining if they have escaped their intolerant cultures. Trust me, I've been there. Autistism is a lie by the way, to project the greater good. Some people are just different....
User avatar #8 - dracomancer (02/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've been told that the birth rate in Japan is decreasing because guys just don't want to deal with the hassle of getting women when they can just marry inanimate objects.
#125 - oddbird (02/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In case anyone was wondering, the US is 50.7% female (yes I have no life, yes I looked it up on wikipedia)
#102 - saintlygrim (02/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #74 - oxymoronking (02/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
but canadian men come here
#5 - include (02/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
#150 - adak (02/05/2014) [-]
And then there's China in about ten-twenty years.

Projections by the Chinese government estimate that in 2020 there will be 30 million more men than women. If the graph is unclear it's the ratio of boys vs girls in ages 1-4. Gender ratio is usually measured in number of males per 100 females in China. National average (ages 1-4) in China right now is around 121 males/100 females. There's a large difference between different regions, Tibet being lowest is around the natural baseline at a ratio of 104. The Jianxi region has the highest ratio at 143 males/ 100 females.

The US on the other hand has a natural baseline sex ratio at 104,8 in the same age bracket, which then steadily decline at higher ages, due to womens longer life expectancy and also due to the fact that earlier more women immigrated than men, reaching a ratio of 75 at ages 65 and over, which translates into around 60% female. Which might put a slightly different interpretation regarding what group of women the guy in the content is interested in.

Tl;dr China's going to be a total sausagefest in 10 years, and the guy in the content wants to find himself a GILF.
#146 - kundotron (02/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
[ 168 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)