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Watch this boss pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll lantysiliogogogoch (UK's longest place name) like it's ******* nothing.

Edit : I did not realize this video is on front page right now as I type this, but I'm keeping it up anyways because apparently some people haven't seen it yet

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Submitted: 09/10/2015
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#20 - anon (09/10/2015) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by beastkenten
******* *******
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User avatar #4 - babydingo (09/10/2015) [-]
God looked at the welsh and said "I'm gonna take away all their vowels, see what they do with it.".
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#45 to #4 - chudboy (09/10/2015) [-]
We actually have more vowels than English. English vowels - "a, e, i, o, u" Welsh Vowels - "a, e, i, o, u, w, y". Common myth.
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User avatar #51 to #45 - plasterboy (09/10/2015) [-]
YOU FORGOT Y! SOMETIMES Y! DON'T FORGET THE LETTER Y! OMG Y! DUDE Y! HOLY **** Y!!!!!
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#55 to #51 - chudboy (09/10/2015) [-]
DONT GORGET THE W
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User avatar #56 to #55 - plasterboy (09/10/2015) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S WRONG WHAT THE **** GOD DAMNIT
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#6 to #4 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
but, yknow, we get to call microwaves "poptyping"
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User avatar #11 to #6 - logiblack (09/10/2015) [-]
Is it a 'popty ping' or a 'pop typing'?
Both sound hilarious if you ask me.
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#14 to #11 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
popty ping.
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#17 to #14 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
it literally translates to "oven that goes ping"
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#18 to #17 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
well it's not wrong
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#44 to #6 - chudboy (09/10/2015) [-]
But its not actually popty ping. No one uses that.
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#50 to #44 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
I'm Welsh living outside of Wales, so I'm not exposed to the Welsh language often except when Mum decides to speak it. But she agreed about popty ping. I guess modern colloquialism is different to when she lived there.
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#52 to #50 - chudboy (09/10/2015) [-]
Its just a piss take for the English "Meicrodon" is the official word. Try pysgodyn wibbly wobbly for Jellyfish next time too.
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#54 to #52 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
I'm a linguist and I don't think I could ever get my head around Welsh. Doesn't matter if I've got the blood, it ain't happening
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User avatar #72 to #54 - aangbingo (09/11/2015) [-]
Welsh is ******* easy.
Arabic is hard.
Icelandic is hard.
Finnish is hard.
Chinese is hard.
Maori is hard.
Welsh is not hard. As with any other language, just learn the ******* alphabet and you're set.
Unlike English, Welsh has little to no inconsistiencies in pronounciation.
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#76 to #72 - froot (09/11/2015) [-]
I've done Arabic. Only word I remember consistently is the word for hospital.

Also, please don't tell me what languages I'll find hard and which ones I'll find less difficult. Greek is allegedly a difficult language, yet I picked it up easily.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - aangbingo (09/11/2015) [-]
Is that why you use that Welsh/Greek mutt as your mascot?
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#78 to #77 - froot (09/11/2015) [-]
No, she's my favourite singer and I've been told I look like her. And I'm a Welsh/Scottish mutt gtfo.
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User avatar #79 to #78 - aangbingo (09/11/2015) [-]
"Favourite singer"
Oh well, guess I have to ignore you from now on.
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#80 to #79 - froot (09/11/2015) [-]
Your prerogative. I relate to her songs a lot, is all. The looking similar also is a factor. All of my favourite people look similar to me. Rachel Khoo, a TV chef; Marina, a singer, for two examples.
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User avatar #24 to #6 - sharklazers (09/10/2015) [-]
oh chrissi you're welsh. i never knew.
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#25 to #24 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
half-Welsh. And who the **** is you?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - sharklazers (09/10/2015) [-]
ur mum heh
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#27 to #26 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
I see
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User avatar #3 - miscreant (09/10/2015) [-]
The hand movement. Not even a ******* smirk. That's beyond amazing. You can see his eyes going "I did it!" right after the word and that's a new level of containment.
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#1 - oculusmortis (09/10/2015) [-]
the ******* welsh
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User avatar #9 - iloveburzum (09/10/2015) [-]
Its a town name that looks like someone dropped a scrabble set.
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#7 - froot (09/10/2015) [-]
holy **** that is amazing
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#10 - gentledragon (09/10/2015) [-]
If that's not worthy of a promotion or a raise then I don't know what is.
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User avatar #21 - Captainunhelpful (09/10/2015) [-]
What happens when you max Speechcraft
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#41 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#28 - acannibalbaby (09/10/2015) [-]
Eyy I live right next to Llanfair
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#48 to #28 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
He says the whole town name and you can't even be bothered to copy paste it... for shame
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User avatar #68 to #48 - buddywuggle (09/11/2015) [-]
He lives next to it, I'm almost certain that is a commonly accepted shortened name.
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User avatar #83 to #68 - acannibalbaby (09/11/2015) [-]
Yeah the common names for it around here are Llanfair or Llanfair P.G
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User avatar #2 - officerjennyy (09/10/2015) [-]
I am Welsh Sort of swell with pride because the town im from is a massive **** hole
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User avatar #15 to #2 - methylbutane (09/10/2015) [-]
Likewise, though I think most of the country is a ******** , not just some towns.
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User avatar #73 to #2 - aangbingo (09/11/2015) [-]
NEWPORT REPRESENT
Swell with heroin, chavs and crime.
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#12 to #2 - carolusrex (09/10/2015) [-]
i have also ****** a sheep but that does'nt make me welsh
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User avatar #13 to #12 - officerjennyy (09/10/2015) [-]
Was it consensual?
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User avatar #16 to #2 - theshadowed (09/10/2015) [-]
Am Welsh, can confirm most towns are *********
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User avatar #30 to #2 - romdomcom (09/10/2015) [-]
Bridgend?
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User avatar #33 to #30 - cousin (09/10/2015) [-]
Please don't remind me that Bridgend exists.
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User avatar #38 to #33 - romdomcom (09/10/2015) [-]
at least you don't live there
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User avatar #63 to #38 - Dincorta ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
I do
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User avatar #84 to #63 - romdomcom (09/11/2015) [-]
ahh where to?
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User avatar #85 to #84 - Dincorta ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Pencoed
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User avatar #86 to #85 - romdomcom (09/11/2015) [-]
Ahh I'm in broadlands.Could be worse, we could live in Wildmill!
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User avatar #71 to #33 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
whys bridgend bad
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User avatar #74 to #71 - aangbingo (09/11/2015) [-]
I was going to respond properly, but I'll let Urban Dictionary fill you in.
"A town in South Wales, the centre of which is packed with drug dealers, addicts, gamblers, steroid monkeys, prostitutes, ex-convicts, sluts and thugs ranging from 14-40 year olds, a few shops, a couple of **** corrupt nightclubs and on a Friday or Saturday night a riot van and possibly an ambulance. If one were to venture in on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday you would likely see many marvellous sights, such as a vast number of fights, blood splatters and broken glass across most of the floor, a good few people in handcuffs and maybe even some bloke getting sucked off down an alley."

Bridgend is in between the two largest cities in Wales, and is an absolute ******** (right behind glorious Newport, of course)
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User avatar #75 to #74 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
sounds pretty ******
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User avatar #31 to #30 - officerjennyy (09/10/2015) [-]
Wrexham
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User avatar #32 to #31 - authvin (09/10/2015) [-]
Had a guy from Glyndwr visit my school yesterday, considered studying there. How bad is it?
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User avatar #34 to #32 - officerjennyy (09/10/2015) [-]
Well my sister studied there and she found it okay, i actually live in England, im from Wrexham and i visit my father often, but from what i heard its okay.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - authvin (09/10/2015) [-]
So uni's good but town is **** ?
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User avatar #36 to #35 - officerjennyy (09/10/2015) [-]
Guess so, wrexham is just a dull looking place in general, it looks grubby and dirty.
Good luck in your studies btw
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User avatar #37 to #36 - authvin (09/10/2015) [-]
Thanks
And thanks
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#49 - jujuface (09/10/2015) [-]
If the name wasn't printed on the screen I would think he's having a stroke
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#43 - sanchezm (09/10/2015) [-]
When you spit a whole verse in one take.
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User avatar #42 - unladenswallow (09/10/2015) [-]
What happens when you name a town while falling down a stairwell:
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User avatar #19 - MurphyUK (09/10/2015) [-]
***** looks like a tall black Tyrion Lannister.
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User avatar #69 - egosumproxi (09/11/2015) [-]
Sounds like he's sneakily trying to summon eldritch horrors while giving the weather.
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#40 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
swansea represent
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User avatar #29 - kittywithclaws (09/10/2015) [-]
How To Say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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User avatar #8 - tanditsky (09/10/2015) [-]
He lives and does the weather for north Wales all the goddam time, he says it like twice a week for his job
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User avatar #66 - mummyslittlebitch (09/11/2015) [-]
This is why half the people in Wales don't speak ******* Welsh.
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User avatar #88 to #66 - megatrollinator (09/11/2015) [-]
Well, you're not wrong. Approximate;y 73% of Welsh Natives have admitted to not being fluent in the Welsh Language, prefering instead to use Welsh-English
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