Smooth criminal. . 13 hours. mom. A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night and faund a small bag of class A drugs. It' s not my fault," I said,
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Smooth criminal

13 hours. mom.
A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night
and faund a small bag of class A drugs.
It' s not my fault," I said, "Everytime I try flushing them
down the toilet they magically anneal back in my pocket
Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
I said, "I' ll prove it to you ifyou want me tol"
Rio on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show
me your pocket then,"
What for?“ i asked,
He said. "The drugs,"
I said, "What drug?"
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User avatar #12 - midothegreat (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
User avatar #2 - teoferrazzi (10/12/2013) [+] (20 replies)
yeah, that never happened.
#14 - jalthelas (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A few minutes later.
#37 - I Am Monkey (10/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Still not as smooth as this guy
Still not as smooth as this guy
#27 - mastereleven (10/13/2013) [-]
bit skeptical about this one
User avatar #18 - ningyoaijin (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I got briefly searched at a night club a few months ago. I thought I'd be funny and say "I hope you don't find the cocaine strapped to my thigh", but it kinda backfired when he asked me to take off my pants. This was right at the entrance.
#21 - fyaq (10/13/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Hes a cop. His testimony is more than enough.
#20 - fefe (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once heard this same joke, but with lobsters instead of drugs

#35 to #20 - noschool (10/13/2013) [-]
some guy was being arrested for having a class A lobster and then flushed it down the toilet?
#139 - rocksteady (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#67 - josieabby (10/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#45 - Bronboa (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#40 - fefe (10/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Instead he'd be charged for destruction of evidence... which is worse.
User avatar #48 to #46 - viscerys (10/13/2013) [-]
They enhance on the bolt on the license plate in the security footage and get the reflection as evidence.
#50 - carlsagouin (10/13/2013) [-]
Don't do drugs, kids, it's bad for your health.
Try cannabis instead.
User avatar #28 - runescapewasgood (10/13/2013) [-]
In the off chance that it actually did happen:
>Get caught with grade A drugs by cop
>In the ******* bathroom
>Outsmart him, but don't notice the fact that he came into the bathroom with me for some retarded reason
>Post about it on Facebook
>Authorities see it - send me to prison
>Get raped 5 times
#49 - blacktitan (10/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Gets away with a crime, brag about it on facebook....
#137 - abdullahmag (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and then he publicly admits possession of drugs on facebook.
#32 - vapaus (10/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 - andalitemadness (10/13/2013) [-]
While I'm glad the FJ community has gotten more skeptical about believing stories, (all of the stories about "pwning" some christian or girl who listens to bad music were starting to annoy me) I think this one is meant to be a joke, not one that people are supposed to believe.
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