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I , Melissa
L .' "Hi, I' m the small package good things come in"
You and 2 others like this.,
it ..'. Patrick . -fr. Can' tvoo be the good thing my small package
comes in?
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Patrick.) 5] Fuck Pm smooth.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - anon id: a1e635c9
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(01/08/2014) [-]
calling yourself smooth cancels it out
User avatar #18 to #6 - commontroll
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(01/08/2014) [-]
It's almost as if it was a joke...
User avatar #9 to #6 - SteyrAUG
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(01/08/2014) [-]
And draws attention to the fact that he said he had a small penis.
User avatar #17 to #9 - dumdumduu
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(01/08/2014) [-]
I'm rather certain that if a guy jokes about the size of his penis, he makes the girls want to see it more, than if he were to brag about how big it is.

Or so goes my experience.

Probably something to do with self-confidence, I'unno.
User avatar #27 to #9 - sanguinesolitude
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(01/08/2014) [-]
tell her it's small, when she sees it she's happy since it's bigger than expected. Tell her it's big, and when she sees it she is disappointed.
#2 - soulkiller
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(01/07/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#4 - mydad
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(01/08/2014) [-]
**mydad rolled a random image posted in comment #401907 at Friendly ** what my dick looks like
#19 to #4 - anon id: 20a81068
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #113 at Pretty girls making ugly face ** what MY dick looks like
#21 to #19 - ripgeckosncherios
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pootismang what do you have to say about this one?
User avatar #31 to #21 - pootismang
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Acceptable as well.
#7 to #4 - pootismang
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(01/08/2014) [-]
I'd let you do me.
#3 - jasyyn
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(01/08/2014) [-]
Hi, I come in small packaged goods.
#8 - wuggum
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User avatar #22 to #8 - hoursofglass
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(01/08/2014) [-]
STOP IT. STOP POSTING NASH. I KNOW AND HATE NASH.
User avatar #26 to #22 - bodox
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(01/08/2014) [-]
idk who nash is but now he is my bff cuz **** you
User avatar #30 to #26 - hoursofglass
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he's a vine "star"
#25 to #8 - opticmonkey
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User avatar #10 - chuckbillrow
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yes a play on words is the best way to announce to the world that you have a small penis
#20 - weirddark
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#14 - bigmanblue
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(01/08/2014) [-]
could have easily just said that he is a good thing
#24 to #14 - fuckedbyapony
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Not sure it would have had as good an effect
#13 - robdabob
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#11 - slothmaster
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Was that even English?
I've read that like 3 times now, and can't get anything out of it...
#29 to #11 - slothmaster
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Alright, let me explain.   
I only read "Can't you be the good thing my small package.." I neglected to see "Comes in", mostly because this was at 3am. I'll drown in the sea of red thumbs if I deserve it.   
Just wanted to set things straight...
Alright, let me explain.
I only read "Can't you be the good thing my small package.." I neglected to see "Comes in", mostly because this was at 3am. I'll drown in the sea of red thumbs if I deserve it.
Just wanted to set things straight...
#12 to #11 - trevanman
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(01/08/2014) [-]
she's the good thing his dick (small package) comes in
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