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#15 - lolzordz (09/14/2015) [-]
the white equivalent of black twitter
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User avatar #40 to #15 - inkredibill (09/15/2015) [-]
So basically it's clever and has actual jokes in it.
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User avatar #82 to #40 - distortedflare ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Pretty much relies on cheesy jokes and a bit of a wit rather than typing like a three year old and saying dis ***** until people laugh out of pity or laugh because they are mentally challenged.
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#56 to #40 - bann (09/15/2015) [-]
TRUUUUUU DOE
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User avatar #36 to #15 - usertampon (09/15/2015) [-]
so..so twitter?
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User avatar #39 to #36 - spacekitty (09/15/2015) [-]
no only the white part of it
wait thats 100% of it
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#70 to #39 - pseudonyms ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Actually less then a quarter of twitter is white according to this out dated graph
www.pewinternet.org/2015/01/09/social-media-update-2014/pi_2015-01-09_social-media-new_01/
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User avatar #87 to #70 - mutzaki (09/15/2015) [-]
It also says that only 24% of users are male and 21% are female. Boy, those ******* hermies are out of control, making up 55% of twitter users.

Something tells me it's a bit off.
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User avatar #90 to #70 - spacekitty (09/16/2015) [-]
holy mummori
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#3 - Iven (09/14/2015) [-]
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#25 - pappathethird (09/14/2015) [-]
In Rob we trust
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#32 - critizer (09/14/2015) [-]
Kind of brings some variety to the usual omg like lol ***** smh fam bruh bae
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User avatar #17 - godlessbastard (09/14/2015) [-]
That divorce one brought back some not-so-pleasant memories.....
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#20 to #17 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
would you like to talk about it?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - godlessbastard (09/14/2015) [-]
I uhh .... Is this a joke man?
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User avatar #23 to #21 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
the pic is.. im all ears though if you need it
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User avatar #24 to #23 - godlessbastard (09/14/2015) [-]
Listen, I appreciate the sentiment ... I really do ... I just .... I don't necessarily feel comfortable with discussing personal stuff in some public domain

It's nothing against you or the other users on this site,I think you guys are great ... I' just would prefer that certain things are remain private ...

You know?
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#26 to #24 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
For sure man
I totally understand
I'd more than likely feel the same way about certain topics
To each their own
I'm gonna go now
Stay fabulous
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User avatar #27 to #26 - godlessbastard (09/14/2015) [-]
I will man, thanks bro ...

But how about a ****** /lame joke before you go eh? This IS Funny Junk after all, right?
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User avatar #28 to #27 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
You gonna tell me one?
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User avatar #29 to #28 - godlessbastard (09/14/2015) [-]
Yeah sure, why not ...


Why did the young Seamstress divorce the old Knife Maker?

She just never got the point of the relationship
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User avatar #31 to #30 - godlessbastard (09/14/2015) [-]
Terrible joke, I know ... I'll do better next time, alright friend?
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User avatar #33 to #31 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
Deal

if you can tell me what it's called when there are 3 million dead ******* at the bottom of the ocean...


a good start
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#34 to #33 - godlessbastard (09/14/2015) [-]
Noice one eh bruv
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User avatar #35 to #34 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
the secret to joke telling is to tell ones that really mean something
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User avatar #68 to #35 - notoriginalnames (09/15/2015) [-]
This is why I love this site. You guys are awesome
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User avatar #69 to #68 - adderallxassassin (09/15/2015) [-]
thanks bud! i really appreciate it
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#77 to #20 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
C U C K
U
C
K
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#88 to #77 - adderallxassassin (09/15/2015) [-]
Oh you know i was there for that. Didnt know if something else happened though.
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#2 - fazbear (09/14/2015) [-]
The Rob one got me.
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#7 to #6 - fazbear (09/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#49 to #6 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
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#43 to #5 - thejudgingmoose (09/15/2015) [-]
God has forsaken us. Hello again, Fazbear.
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#45 to #44 - thejudgingmoose (09/15/2015) [-]
Has Bonnie figured their **** out yet?
Has Bonnie figured their **** out yet?
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#46 to #45 - fazbear (09/15/2015) [-]
Nah, they're still ***** .
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#47 to #46 - thejudgingmoose (09/15/2015) [-]
I...have several concerns.
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#48 to #47 - fazbear (09/15/2015) [-]
We all do.
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#75 to #43 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
**** you moose faggot
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#76 to #75 - thejudgingmoose (09/15/2015) [-]
Log in and say that, my friend, so that I may thumb you up.
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#18 to #2 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
>thought that was the worst one first time around
>got through them all
>read you comment and forgot which was the Rob one
>scrolled back up to find it
>read it
> ******* got it

thank you
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#1 - azumtastic (09/14/2015) [-]
"Plepsi"
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#12 to #1 - plepsi (09/14/2015) [-]
What do you want?
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#14 to #12 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
lmfao nice hahahaha
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#19 to #14 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
I can see that you're laughing, but do I believe it? You gotta make me feel your laughter.
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#37 - thatdamnllama (09/15/2015) [-]
''if you truly are what you eat, then i am an innocent man'' got me.
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#50 - elcreepo (09/15/2015) [-]
Cartoon and comedy show networks should really look to the internet to find the right writers.
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#52 to #50 - falloutvictim (09/15/2015) [-]
when ye cant afford wooden pegs
use roadcones huh elcreepo?
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User avatar #53 to #52 - elcreepo (09/15/2015) [-]
Mexicans always know how to cut corners
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#54 to #53 - falloutvictim (09/15/2015) [-]
dont mexican replacement limbs have hydraulics so they can bounce like their cars do?
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#8 - qotsa (09/14/2015) [-]
i like these
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User avatar #9 to #8 - votrevraipere [OP](09/14/2015) [-]
If enough people like them I guess I'll make more.
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User avatar #16 to #9 - sandinmyeyes (09/14/2015) [-]
I mean i'd **** you in the ass if you do.
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User avatar #67 to #9 - ugoboom ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Do it faggot
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#22 to #9 - adderallxassassin (09/14/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
I'll **** you in the ass even if you don't

psht ... sandinmyeyes ...
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#10 to #9 - seniornsfw (09/14/2015) [-]
I like them
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#58 - congorepublic (09/15/2015) [-]
I have a better name for boxing.

Congoing.

I am so sorry.
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#60 to #58 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Misread it as conga
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User avatar #61 to #60 - congorepublic (09/15/2015) [-]
its not congo u ****
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User avatar #62 to #61 - congorepublic (09/15/2015) [-]
i meant conga

whatever. im still a good person for spreading congo awareness
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User avatar #63 - infinitereaper (09/15/2015) [-]
I know a really good joke.
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User avatar #66 to #63 - dachief (09/15/2015) [-]
Then tell it.
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User avatar #83 - Furry (09/15/2015) [-]
These are ******* terrible, why are people liking these. They are bad. Not good bad. Bad bad.

Thumb me down it was worth saying that ya'll twats
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#41 - shadowrated (09/15/2015) [-]
**shadowrated used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**shadowrated rolls Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.** everyone try this
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User avatar #74 to #41 - mrsixinch (09/15/2015) [-]
**mrsixinch used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mrsixinch rolls The Rapture.**
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User avatar #42 to #41 - epicactual (09/15/2015) [-]
**epicactual used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**epicactual rolls Mr. Clean, right behind you.**
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User avatar #65 to #41 - mewtastic (09/15/2015) [-]
**mewtastic used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mewtastic rolls Porn Stars.**
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User avatar #55 to #41 - smittyblack (09/15/2015) [-]
**smittyblack used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**smittyblack rolls Carl Macek's rotting corpse.**
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User avatar #78 - lolzthree (09/15/2015) [-]
A true smart ass is someone who can sit on ice cream and tell you what flavor it is!
Kind of easy, it's all ass flavor.
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#81 - jaylenthepaintstic (09/15/2015) [-]
It's like black twitter but with good jokes!
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#92 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
I swear this exact comp was posted last week in exactly the same order. Good one Funnyjunk.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - grumpythefirst (10/08/2015) [-]
How funny that the content you made a post on was posted a week before you commented.
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#91 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
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