Small victories win a war
>several minutes ago
>go to get take out from burger place round the corner from me
>get the chicken burger combo
>"What drink would you like sir?"
>"Uhh... Fanta Grape please"
>Now this was about the time I realised I actually felt like Fanta Orange and not Grape
>Whole life came crumbling down around me
>I know they are unable to change order as receipt already printed
>Remain in silence. A vigil to the torment that will soon encompass me
>Mood changes to reluctant acceptance as I await the fate of drinking a Fanta of undesirable flavour
>They finish making the order
>Cashier goes to grab Fanta Grape from fridge
>Accidentally grabs an Orange
>I take this gift from the heavens and walk away as fast as possible before they realise they erroneous ways
>Enjoy every ******* drop of that mystical Fanta Orange
tl;dr - God is real. proof above
>go to get take out from burger place round the corner from me
>get the chicken burger combo
>"What drink would you like sir?"
>"Uhh... Fanta Grape please"
>Now this was about the time I realised I actually felt like Fanta Orange and not Grape
>Whole life came crumbling down around me
>I know they are unable to change order as receipt already printed
>Remain in silence. A vigil to the torment that will soon encompass me
>Mood changes to reluctant acceptance as I await the fate of drinking a Fanta of undesirable flavour
>They finish making the order
>Cashier goes to grab Fanta Grape from fridge
>Accidentally grabs an Orange
>I take this gift from the heavens and walk away as fast as possible before they realise they erroneous ways
>Enjoy every ******* drop of that mystical Fanta Orange
tl;dr - God is real. proof above
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