Slowest reader. . When the slowest reader Offers to read out loud. to be fair, if they are a slow reader they probobly need the practice more than anyone else in the class, as painful as it is
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Slowest reader

When the slowest reader
Offers to read out loud
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Submitted: 10/05/2013
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#4 - kizzaftw ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
to be fair, if they are a slow reader they probobly need the practice more than anyone else in the class, as painful as it is
User avatar #13 - ivoryhammer (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I always read ahead when the class was reading out loud.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ivoryhammer (10/06/2013) [-]
But I can't read out loud very well because I read faster than my mouth can work.
#1 - mondprinzessin (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
when they fail at reading a really simple word and they keep trying to say it instead of moving on
#10 - thenewnuggubler (10/06/2013) [-]
MFW sitting in junior year english and someone is reading that way
#3 - amuzen (10/05/2013) [-]
in my class the first reader would be random then once they finished a section they would give the reading responsibility to someone else. me and my friend were both very good readers for 12 year olds (apparently) and whenever it was our turn we would hog it and swap back and forth like mad choosing our characters and reading their lines in dramatic tones then taking turns on the narrative, we got in trouble a couple of times for improvising our lines but most of the time we weren't caught when we did this since no one else was actually keeping up in reading once we got ahold of the baton and would just listen to our version of an audio book.
#15 - ftsfts (10/06/2013) [-]
To be fair at least they wanted to get better by offering to read so they could practice which in my opinion is a good thing.
#2 - lunasshadow (10/05/2013) [-]
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#23 - Yojimbo (10/06/2013) [-]
> Be in Junior English class
> Girl who sits behind me is kinda weird, also pretty mean spirited
> She leans forward and breathes heavily on the back of my neck, all the while muttering under her breath. She also stretches out her legs and lies them on the bottom of my seat, and shifts around all the time, ****** annoying
> But she has reading problems. Most students who are poor at reading acknowledge this, and I don't volunteer to read, or if they do, try to sound out hard words
> Not this bitch
> She volunteers to read every class period, and reads at a snail's pace. But the best part? The best part is that she doesn't sound out words she doesn't know
> She replaces them
> That's right, if there is a word she doesn't know (happens frequently) she will straight up replace the word with another word that begins with the same letter
> Words don't even have to make sense for her to replace them.
> MFW we are reading "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
> MFW She volunteers to read
> MFW "I do english your grace to park me.
I know not by what porch I am made bold,
Not how it may concert my models,
In such a pretense here to pray my thoughts;
But I bleach your grace that I may know
The worst that may bear me in this case"
#22 - dolphinwing (10/06/2013) [-]
Or when people have to sound out a word.. in a ******* honors class
#18 - marikthegunslinger (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I loved reading out loud because I had the highest reading level in most of my English classes. Then again, it was a countryside school, so, not much of an accomplishment. Either way, I would always give the characters unique voices and ham it up for all it was worth. Especially when I played John Proctor in The Crucible.
User avatar #5 - szymonf (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yup, 6th grade was a tough time.
#24 - FatherPedobear (10/06/2013) [-]
I find it so ******* disappointing, that even in my college English class, there are still people at the reading level of a 3rd grader.
#20 - eeka (10/06/2013) [-]
I hated reading out loud when I was a kid because I had trouble saying certain words and then I had to sound it out to get it. I love to read to myself though.
User avatar #17 - twinklyturtles (10/06/2013) [-]
that hand is ******* huge!!
User avatar #8 - kovuuu (10/06/2013) [-]
i am a slow reader everyone in my class knew so when we got a sub teacher in and they would ask me to read the whole class would read what they said for me to read
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