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Slices. If you're willing to get sliced open to protect people you'll never see again.. You're a true hero.. lall, ON TRAIN WITH STOPPING SPENCER SHINE Sarumans

If you're willing to get sliced open to protect people you'll never see again.. You're a true hero.

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#41 - Muppetz (08/23/2015) [-]
I bet all the Europeans that see this are like
"Great now we have to deal with America rubbing THIS in our faces for the next two weeks..."
User avatar #244 to #41 - slyve ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Where would i buy a Dildo that big? I looked for a long time, but i could never find a place to buy these things. Longest thing i ever found was a 18 Inch Double dildo. I really want it with a grip and balls at the end. Like a Baseball Bat.
#318 to #41 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Nah, dude, we cool. Go ahead, post your freedums. Have fun. We owe you a cold one.

Greece will pay the check
#329 to #41 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
You deserve this one, we are proud of you
Greetings from France
#398 to #41 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
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Nah mate, being a brit I thank the Americans for stopping this ****** . About time someone had some balls to stand up, oh and he is not mentioned but dont forget that there was a 4th person, an old British dude also helped subdue the terrorist.
#227 to #41 - cauhgon (08/24/2015) [-]
Actually, as a Belgian, I'm very grateful they were there, and think we were very lucky. I'm just ashamed of our country that we let this happen (again).
#351 to #41 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Well I wans't, but now I am. Thanks for not letting me forget what obnoxious arrogant people Americans behind COMPUTERS are.
User avatar #219 to #41 - alimais ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm more annoyed about the open borders policy and how immigration in Europe is handled which let's stuff like this easily happen
#222 to #41 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Well considering how the Swedes did the same thing when a couple of Swedish cops on vacation in New York City did the same thing to a guy on a subway, why not?
#368 to #222 - ghostofnignaz (08/24/2015) [-]
No need to thank us, we just did our jobs compared to you lazy assed slobs.
#313 to #41 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Nope, as there was a guy from the UK that helped too, wasn't even military. Meanwhile the papers are harping on about how the cabin crew locked themselves away. I mean are they supposed to shoot back with an elastic bag and a bag of peanuts?
#284 to #41 - concetrationcamp (08/24/2015) [-]
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**concetrationcamp rolled image** not really, most europeans are a little upset because their hometows are flooded with muslim immigrants
User avatar #198 to #41 - darkoyan (08/24/2015) [-]
that's what frenchs have to deal with for not letting spain help them with anti-terrorism

this stuff doesn't happen in spain, because all the radicals are either killed or inprisoned
User avatar #70 to #41 - kristovsky (08/23/2015) [-]
Quite frankly you have to give props to those guys for doing what they did. None of the civilians on that train would have fought back, and that is to the shame of we in Europe. Well, actually western Europe, because Poles sure as **** would have it.
#87 to #70 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Yes, exactly. Poles are know as being the bravest warriors and not for being the owners of Jew land, also know as, Jew Heaven.
#56 to #41 - eskaywalker (08/23/2015) [-]
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I prefer them gloating than having people die of ************ in my country.
User avatar #331 to #56 - apostolos (08/24/2015) [-]
That is the only post/comment with a pony in it that I've ever thumbed.. Good work sir.
#136 to #41 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Well we all still know if it'd been a plane full of Europeans on 9/11, 9 "unarmed" men wouldn't have been able to hijack a plane of 300+

Complacent police state Americans sat by and waited for someone who was supposed to save them.
User avatar #140 to #136 - ilovehitler (08/24/2015) [-]
You're right. There would have been no hijacking, as they would have given the plane to the *********** to avoid being accused of racism.
User avatar #170 to #140 - toxicwarning (08/24/2015) [-]
You win this time
#148 to #136 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Except people surrendered the plane cause they didn't know they were going to crash it. When people on a plane did realize that they planed on crashing the plane, people took action, which is why one of the planes crashed in Pennsylvania you stupid ****
#159 to #148 - skebaba ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Well, why the **** else would a terrorist hijack a ******* plane?
User avatar #187 to #159 - hanabro (08/24/2015) [-]
Taking everyone hostage for ransom, or just to steal a plane.
#270 to #187 - skebaba ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Emphasis on the word TERRORIST.
#278 to #270 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
So retarded u should go annon like me
User avatar #301 to #270 - Thehappyemu ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
They've done similar things in the past. During Operation Entebbe, terrorists hijacked a plane from Tel Aviv, landed in Entebbe, Uganda, and planned to trade the passengers for 40+ Palestinian militants.
Terrorists don't always go aloha snackbar and explode.
User avatar #211 to #159 - StickyTissueLoLz (08/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, who the **** is D.B Cooper anyways?
User avatar #367 to #159 - durkadurka (08/24/2015) [-]
Before 9/11, hijackings weren't really death sentences. Nobody had a clue that terrorists would be looking to make planes into cruise missiles.
User avatar #167 to #136 - pandawarlord (08/24/2015) [-]
Watch the movie United 93. It was the plane meant to be crashed into the white house, but it crashed in a field in Pennsylvania It is believed from phone calls out of the plane that they discovered the plot and lead an attack on the cockpit attempting to retake the plane in which they failed, but succeeded in thwarting an attack that would have killed many more.

Before 9/11 no one even thought of crashing planes into buildings. The passengers probably figured it was just going to be some ransom or money exchange somewhere. sadly this was not the case.
User avatar #362 to #41 - infinnerty (08/24/2015) [-]
Well yea, considering they never mention that a british guy also helped them. But he wasn't a soldier so he cant be a hero i guess...
User avatar #64 to #41 - urfunnyman (08/23/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #67 to #64 - tinobambino (08/23/2015) [-]
\ Civ 5 - Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?
#295 to #41 - kez (08/24/2015) [-]
Rub what?

The fact that due to no guns this was a rare incident and when other people didnt have guns and he did, the matter was resolved with little harm done to anyone?

This is a pretty strong Anti-gun message tbh.
User avatar #268 to #41 - fuckthehabs (08/24/2015) [-]
First off I'm American. Second, if something like this were to happen in the US and it was a French person, or German, or Italian, or whatever, this is the last thing I would think about. I would be too busy thinking that this person saved American lives. It's not a cause to rub in anyone's face, it's an act of bravery and it should be acknowledged.
#298 to #41 - elsanna (08/24/2015) [-]
How dare you?

We'll be able to milk this far longer than 2 weeks.
#13 - bakinboy (08/23/2015) [-]
"The three of us beat him until he was unconscious"
#152 to #13 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
I should probably use the unofficial opinion meme for this but i dont have it saved and who the **** cares.

I don't think violence should be celebrated or liked in ANY scenario. It comes useful and even necessary often, but it should be treated as a necessary evil rather than something great and desirable.

These people were of course completely within their rights to **** that guy up, but i'd much rather read a story where they only restrained him.
#158 to #152 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
stop being a pussy. pussy.
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#160 to #152 - Elemental (08/24/2015) [-]
If that man is deranged enough to open fire on innocents, he will never be sane enough not to. He deserves all up to and including death. I will agree you should not relish in hurting as in torture, but celebrating the violent downfall of a would be mass shooter is perfectly acceptable.
User avatar #165 to #160 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
i completely agree that he deserves all that you said he does, but the less violence you use to subdue him, the less you stoop to his level. I think the bravery of those men should be celebrated, as well as the fact that the shooter DID get subdued, but not the WAY he got subdued.

I also have no idea why people are getting mad at me for saying violence is bad when the whole content is praising people that stopped more violence from happening.
#228 to #165 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
I didn't read your whole convo/debate/argument with the other person(s) but I will say it's more convenient and safer to knock him out rather than restrain him since it's highly likely they didn't have anything to restrain him with. I agree violence shouldn't be praised, because it's not. Their bravery and heroism is what's being praised. You're acting like the media and adding controversial **** where there shouldn't be. Nobody is reading the story and thinking "good thing this guy got his ass kicked" it's more along the lines of "nobody innocent was killed/innocent people were saved"

Don't reply to me because I won't be coming back to read it.
User avatar #192 to #165 - ayumu ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
to the spoiler
because you're saying that someone who planned to kill hundreds of civilians shouldn't have gotten the **** beat out of him

we
disagree
User avatar #193 to #192 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
thats definitely not what im saying. Im saying he deserved anything he got, but its still sad that we had to resort to violence. Im saying he didnt HAVE to get the **** beat out of him. We should celebrate the fact that he was stopped, we should celebrate the men who stopped him, but we shouldnt celebrate the way he was stopped.
#201 to #193 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ ... you ******* irate me so much that I don't even ******* bother to read the rest of your nonsense because you ******* make me do a morning workout thx for that

"The less violence you use to subdue him, the less you stoop to his level"
"We shouldn't celebrate the way he was stopped"

God, I ******* hate people like you. Always acting like you can argue with everyone and all the people on this world. I bet you are against the death penalty and don't have a problem when some teenager, that has robbed like a dozen people and stabbed half of 'em, only gets two years of probation instead of having to do a full year of hard, physical labour because he "just didn't know better" or whatever the **** ******** people like you come up with. Take off those pink heart-shaped glasses for a moment kiddo.

There are enough ******* out there that would kill you simply for disagreeing with them and you spout nonsense like "Hurr durr, we should politely ask a ******* gunman, who's about to shoot up the god damn ************* place to stop, drop and roll before handing over the guns and make him think about why his actions were wrong. And after that, we may add him, his family and his camel on Facebook".

In the eyes of people like this guy, your mindset is simply considered "being weak" and they view it as a ******************************* because their **** goes unpunished because of goody two-shoes like you that would prolly offer some ********** their sister after he hit you in the face for looking at him. You probably think that the "Sharia-Police" that is going on in parts of Germany is a good thing, too.


People like you are the only ones on this planet that I wish to lose a family member or two to these subhuman beings. God, I wish you would see them die before your very own eyes when the thought "B-but ... THAT'S ILLEGAL!! WHY AREN'T THEY OBEYING OUR LAWS LIKE GOOD CITIZENS?!?" rushes through your mind. But I could bet money you would still go like "It was because of their religion of peace and blablablaaa".
User avatar #204 to #201 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Youre strawmaning all over the place man calm your ****
#176 to #165 - Elemental (08/24/2015) [-]
"...the power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you.”

The harsher the end to those that attempt things like this, the more likely someone is going to second guess their choice to do so. If a man kills a hundred people and gives himself up and lives his life out peacefully, even if it is in a prison, then there is no real repercussion.

Killing them won't bring back the dead, but it may prevent more senseless deaths.
User avatar #185 to #176 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
It doesnt really have to be that way. The quote you used is pretty much ''kill or be killed'' or rather ''be able to kill or be killed'' which is really cynical way of looking at the world. Also i once again agree with you that harsh punishment obviously prevents other people from doing the same crime, but that doesnt mean it should be looked at like its a good thing that we are doing this. You could torture the criminal and hang his body parts on the streets to prevent people from doing that **** but i think we can agreee that, well, you shouldnt. Same goes with punishing with violence or death, it works, but the violence is still morally negative and should be looked at like its bad.
#188 to #185 - Elemental (08/24/2015) [-]
It's a case of punishment fitting the crime. Should you hang a thief? of course not.

The quote is about being capable.
If someone wants something they will take it unless something prevents it.
I want a million dollars and, if my morales weren't as they are, I can simply take it if I am willing to use more force than the other party.

If your escalation of force ends at a billy club, sooner or later someone is going to show up with a gun and you are powerless to stop them.

It is an unfortunate reality, but a reality none the same.
User avatar #189 to #188 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Thats not what im agruing against, i said i agree with you on that, but that doesnt make violence good. Even bad things are sometimes necessary, but that doenst make them any less bad. Also don't you think that looking at violence, ANY violence, as a good thing might make people be more violent even when it not necessary?
#191 to #189 - Elemental (08/24/2015) [-]
Violence is sudden and tragic. I'm a soldier and it's never my first choice. There is a difference between violence used to prevent and intervene and violence employed for your own gain.

I can never see the same people that are happy to hear the condition of the gunman to applaud the use of violence for personal or corporate gain.

Violence is a tool. It's shocking in nature. How you employ it makes a difference.
And as a society we celebrate violence in tv, film, video games all the time, but does that make those that enjoy the entertainment more violent? I wouldn't say so.
User avatar #186 to #185 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
sorry for ****** text form, thats ass to read.
#246 to #160 - donated (08/24/2015) [-]
Except the man wasent going for the innocents, he was going for the shooters I believe.
#248 to #246 - donated (08/24/2015) [-]
**** me. I mean the marines that got him first.
#251 to #248 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
The left and middle guy aren't Marines. The one on the right probably isn't one either.
User avatar #289 to #152 - xtremehivoltage (08/24/2015) [-]
"Guy was willing to shoot people, don't celebrate his pain"

They could've killed him. Now they have a live suspect.

Happy waterboarding!
User avatar #291 to #289 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
If you're happy that they used less violence than straight up killing him, shouldn't you be even happier if they used even less violence?
User avatar #292 to #291 - xtremehivoltage (08/24/2015) [-]
Circular logic. I'm happy they used the violence that they did. They are military members. the dude who made first contact is actually air force lol, muh branch I expect our military, or anyone overcoming an "evil" threat, to use enough force to overcome NOT MATCH said evil
User avatar #296 to #292 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
>>#218,

And i agree, they did what they had to do and thats great.
User avatar #297 to #296 - xtremehivoltage (08/24/2015) [-]
Agreed. I am not a fan of an overuse of violence. Just enough.
User avatar #300 to #297 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
i probably worded my original comment poorly because everyone seems to misunderstand me here :/
#302 to #300 - xtremehivoltage (08/24/2015) [-]
That's why I commented

[NEED TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]

As a dude in the air force who shoots a gun from a heli, I have to advocate violence in some way. But enough to overcome and no more. Ammo is expensive.
User avatar #274 to #152 - jarelk (08/24/2015) [-]
I want to let you know I agree with you! I don't think violence is a neccessary evil cuz "Oh no poor gunman got beaten". Hell no, he was endangering people.

I think it's a neccessary evil because violence corrupts the man using it. Especially those who regularly turn to violence.

In an ideal world there'd be no violence, but that's just a fantasy world.
User avatar #280 to #274 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, exactly my opinion. Youre a good guy.
User avatar #197 to #152 - Kairyuka (08/24/2015) [-]
You won't get through man, the American revenge culture is everywhere these days. These people would rather punish people rather than prevent crime, which is apparent in their terrible penal laws
User avatar #202 to #197 - snipys (08/24/2015) [-]
Damnit sheepy stop using opinions.
User avatar #205 to #203 - snipys (08/24/2015) [-]
I bet your waifu is clean and respectable.
User avatar #206 to #205 - Kairyuka (08/24/2015) [-]
I bet your waifu has a less functional body than a normal person
User avatar #207 to #206 - snipys (08/24/2015) [-]
Yeah well, at least my waifu doesn't need everything handed to her
User avatar #208 to #207 - Kairyuka (08/24/2015) [-]
No but my waifu will dragon kick your ass into the milky way
#271 to #209 - alexithymic (08/24/2015) [-]
who bacon'd Rin? was it you corporate?
User avatar #377 to #271 - corporate (08/24/2015) [-]
omg what is that
#378 to #377 - alexithymic (08/24/2015) [-]
youve convinced me it was not your doing. whoever bacon'd rin is in trouble
User avatar #392 to #378 - snipys (08/25/2015) [-]
It was timetravelzero.
and hey at least it makes her slightly desirable that way.
User avatar #393 to #392 - timetravelzero (08/25/2015) [-]
God dammit Snips.
User avatar #395 to #393 - alexithymic (08/25/2015) [-]
Snipys sellin you at out bruv. But then he starts firin rounds down range. I see how it is. Bacon is okay but they should be seperate. whats next are ya'll gonna Helen Keller her?
#380 to #379 - alexithymic (08/24/2015) [-]
omg misha's a goomba, good
omg misha's a goomba, good
#321 to #152 - internetnick (08/24/2015) [-]
Dude, it's not like they took his box cutter and ****** him up the ass with it. They didn't kill him. They beat his ass.
User avatar #322 to #321 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
But you seem to think that knocking him out is morally suprior to ******* someone up the ass with a box cutter right? Wouldnt using even less violence be even more morally superior then?

The fact that they knocked the guy out is completely ok. They had to stop a gunman from killing people, of course they were allowed to use violence. That doesnt make violence good. Bad things are sometimes necessary too.
#389 to #322 - internetnick (08/25/2015) [-]
Yup, it's better.

And yup, they could have been better, but see, when you get shot at and stabbed, a human response is beating him.

A bad response would be ******* him with a knife.

They COULD have responded better, but I won't fault them for what they did.
User avatar #390 to #389 - Jwako (08/25/2015) [-]
of course not, im not faluting them for knocking the guy out, im faulting the commenter i originally responded to for having a boner for the violence, not the bravery of the men or the lives saved.
#286 to #152 - ronaldtrump (08/24/2015) [-]
Not a popular opinion on Nazi-loving funnyjunk, but I agree. They obviously did the right thing, but its kind of ****** up how people get a boner by someone being beaten unconscious. That's a dark path to go down.

Instead, get a boner for the lives that were saved, or for the extraordinary courage showed by these men.
User avatar #290 to #286 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
People are gonna think youre my alt or something
#293 to #290 - ronaldtrump (08/24/2015) [-]
Well, we're both online at the same time, so that would be difficult.

Besides, when people say "samefag" I just ignore it. It's really just an ad hominen attack. It's no better than claiming someone is a shrill or JIDF. Even if we were the same person, the argument is still the same, so who cares who said it?
#283 to #152 - concetrationcamp (08/24/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** The dude pointed a fully loaded gun at innocent people. What is wrong with you?
User avatar #285 to #283 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
You misunderstood

>>#218
User avatar #275 to #152 - psykobear (08/24/2015) [-]
You definitely used that picture correctly.
Enjoy the red thumbs, space cowboy.
User avatar #279 to #275 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
bang
User avatar #214 to #152 - implicationsofcrap (08/24/2015) [-]
The person they beat the **** out of just tried to shoot people. They just saved lives by just knocking him unconsious. I would've made him put the gun up his own ass and shoot it.

You are a ******* idiot.
User avatar #215 to #214 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
And its a damn great thing that he was stopped. The men who stopped him were very brave and deserve all the praise they get because they stopped a lot of violence from happening. Because violence is a bad thing. Right?
User avatar #217 to #215 - implicationsofcrap (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm just gonna guess that you mean that the killing of people is the same as making a person unconsious with that statement. That man would've ******* KILLED people. Multiple people because he is a disgusting human being, and you're annoyed that some guys stopped a man from killing people just becaue they 'too much violence. Go **** yourself. And they would've needed to knock him out because he had a knife and gun.
User avatar #218 to #217 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Youre guessing wrong. They knocked the guy out and thats ok. The ******* guy had a gun. That doesnt make violence good. I just think it woulda been cooler to see the guy subdued with less violence than knocking him out, but knocking the guy out was definitely the right thing to do. Even things that arent good are sometimes necessary.
#364 to #218 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
He had a knife and a gun, how the actual **** are you supposed to stop him?
User avatar #366 to #364 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
By knocking him out if you dont have a better plan.
User avatar #233 to #215 - pyroteknyx ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Violence in and of itself is neither good nor bad. It is a tool. Whether it is called good or bad by society depends on what it is being used for.
User avatar #236 to #233 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Well i disagree. Hurting other people is bad. Your intentions may be good and the result may be good but the violence is not.
User avatar #402 to #401 - Jwako (09/02/2015) [-]
how did you get here
User avatar #399 to #152 - piratecrew (08/28/2015) [-]
keep thinking like that man. dont mind these cunts
User avatar #400 to #399 - Jwako (08/28/2015) [-]
I never did mind, but thanks m8
User avatar #375 to #152 - hideyowives (08/24/2015) [-]
i just like violence, i dont really care the situation
you see those isis beheadings? entertaining **** really
User avatar #376 to #375 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
I can appreciate the honesty really. Makes it easier to agree to disagree.
User avatar #358 to #152 - paintt (08/24/2015) [-]
He couldve killed everyone on that train and youre upset that 3 Americans beat him up for threatening the lives of every man, women and child on that train? Lol k you deserve the red thumbs fggt.
User avatar #359 to #358 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Im not upset that people beat up a guy. Im upset that people are celebrating that the guy was beat up rather than the bravery of the men that beat him up or the lives that were saved.

Im not concerned about negative thumbs, its just numbers.
User avatar #360 to #359 - paintt (08/24/2015) [-]
Theyre celebrating the fact that they had the courage to do so. I believe they got medals from the UK govt I think.
User avatar #361 to #360 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Cool. The comment i replied to was definitely celebrating the violence and beating a guy up until hes unconcious though.
User avatar #371 to #361 - paintt (08/24/2015) [-]
Cool, a bad guy got beat up and youre unhappy about it.
User avatar #372 to #371 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
im not happy that he got beat up, but im very happy that he didnt get to shoot people
#337 to #152 - septicaemic (08/24/2015) [-]
They did. why would you risk getting killed by trying not to hurt the guy in the process? That's just silly. Don't die
User avatar #340 to #337 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Of course what they did was justified. Im not saying that they shouldnt have punched the guy, im saying the commenter im replying to should have a boner for the bravery of these men, not the punching of the man.
#343 to #340 - septicaemic (08/24/2015) [-]
my bad, I assumed he had a bravery boner, not violence boner... Now I get what you meant.
User avatar #330 to #152 - trostell (08/24/2015) [-]
With no effective method of restraining the threat, the safest option for everyone was to knock him out.
User avatar #334 to #330 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
I agree, doesnt mean violence is good. sometimes bad things are necessary.
User avatar #335 to #334 - trostell (08/24/2015) [-]
I believe that some expression of violence is necessary to function in today's society. In a controlled environment, such as video games or martial arts sparring, it's an effective, and often fun, way to relieve stress and release any violent urges that build up in a safe environment.
User avatar #324 to #152 - ilovetocuddle (08/24/2015) [-]
In a perfect world I would agree with you.
User avatar #325 to #324 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
We can strive.
User avatar #327 to #325 - ilovetocuddle (08/24/2015) [-]
Humanity is flawed, and if that were to happen, it wont be in our time at any rate
User avatar #328 to #327 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Sure, but shouldnt we still try to be the best people we can?
User avatar #287 to #152 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
You're so ******* stupid.
User avatar #288 to #287 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Elaborate? Or did you just find enjoyment in insulting me?
User avatar #294 to #288 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
This man had a gun, his intent was to KILL people, and you think these men shouldn't have beat him unconscious? That's just asinine, he DESERVED to get knocked out. If he has the idea that people deserve to DIE, he deserved to get knocked out. "Let me, one man, just hold this conscious, dangerous man who has proven himself to be capable of concealing a weapon down long enough to allow my friend, one man (the one who didn't get sliced), time enough to tie him up with who knows what!" Yeah, that thought DEFINITELY should've gone through their head, rather than "I'm making sure this guy can't do anything more to me or the people on this train."

Which one is quicker mentality-wise and which is quicker physically?
If you answered the first, then my insult stands.
Good enough elaboration?
User avatar #299 to #294 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Thats a good elaboration, friend. I'm not saying he didnt deserve to get knocked out. He certainly did. I already talked about this with another guy though, i probably worded my original comment very poorly or something because people seem to misunderstand me a lot here.

>>#218
User avatar #304 to #299 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
So you're saying he deserved to get knocked out but the violence used shouldn't be celebrated? You can't do that. NO ONE is celebrating the violence, people are celebrating these men for their acts of bravery. Violence exists, it always will. "What is chaos for the fly is normal for the spider." You're just being PC. "He deserved to get knocked out," you agree then. If violence is used for the greater good in our society, which it was, celebrate the **** out of it. Who cares if it's violence if the outcome is morally good?? Violence itself isn't the issue you should be targeting (and you totally are targeting the concept of violence), target the man who CAUSED the necessary violence. Oh wait, he got knocked the **** out because violence was there.

"...but i'd much rather read a story where they only restrained him." Guess what? THEY DID. How? BY KNOCKING HIM THE **** OUT.
User avatar #305 to #304 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
How is quoting a piece of sentence that out of context only tells you that someone was beat unconcious with a picture that implies arousal not celebrating violence?

And there is a moral difference between beating someone unconcious and restraining someone with as little violence as possible. I dont like violence and i dont think anyone should LIKE violence , and seeing it in any form with any intention makes me sad. That doesnt mean that there arent situtions where violence is acceptable. Sometimes bad things are necessary, as i've said.
User avatar #308 to #305 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
Well, then you're stupid. Already said "what is chaos for the fly is normal to the spider." It makes you sad? Are you THAT BIG of a pussy??? It's existed since the dawn of life! Deal with it, grow up. It exists! EVERYWHERE! You're just choosing what you see, therefor choosing what you're offended at. That's being one of those overly-PC pussies who are trying to change everything because it offends them. Does a fly getting eaten by a spider make you sad? It should according to what you said. Should we starve the spider to rid the violence? Oh wait, that's violent too. You're seriously just claiming you're a pussy now.
User avatar #312 to #308 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
What does the fact that violence is everywhere have to do with anything? Just because something happens, doesnt mean it SHOULD happen right?

Also i dont care about political correctness the least bit. Someones opinions are someones opinions, being offended is just violent disagreeing and leads to norhing, but that still has nothing to do with this.

You seem to be implying a lot that i think that what happened shouldnt have happened. Thats not what im saying at all. Im arguing against the act of celebrating violence, not against beating the gunman up. The gunman obviously deserved it.

Flies and spiders have once again nothing to do with the subject. Nobody celebrates when a spider eats a fly. Also are you comparing human-on-human violence to the natural instincts of animals? You do know that humans have the cognitive capabilities to choose their own behaviour as long as we dont get into some trite metaphysical arguement about determinism right?

Also theres something to be said about ad hominems here but i never expected anything less from the funnyjunk comment section.
User avatar #315 to #312 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
"Violence is everywhere and has been everywhere for centuries, doesn't mean it should've ever happened in the first place." What does the fact that violence is everywhere have to do with anything? I'll tell you, going back to the ******* fly and spider because there is actually words of wisdom there you're too stupid to see. In every conflict, human or not, there is a fly and a spider. If they avoid the physical conflict, good, there is no fly or spider and you saying it has nothing to do with it would make sense.

AND you're contradicting yourself:

"Just because something happens, doesn't mean it SHOULD happen right? "

"You seem to be implying a lot that I think that what happened shouldn't have happened."

That's all I need, you're SO ******* stupid. I don't need to type anything else because, like I said, you're SO ******* on the fence and you just contradicting your own ideas. I'm not going to argue with someone dumb enough to contradict themselves and try to defend their stance on why they contradict themselves. If you contradict yourself at all in an argument, and you have more than once, you're just a waste of time and your argument means nothing. At this point all you're doing is being a bitch that violence exists within the human race (as it always has), and that people feel good (or your words "celebrating") because three other people used violence for the greater good against a guy using violence for evil. That seriously sums up all you've said.
User avatar #320 to #315 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Im not sure if youre a troll but you seem to be way too elaborate for that.

Those statements you claim to contradict eachother do nothing of the sort.
The first sentence basically means bad things happen in the world all the time. That doesnt make those bad things good. I said that because you for some reason started talking about violence having existed always.
The second statement means you implied that i think that something that happened was bad, which was wrong, as i thought what happened was good or atleast justified .

So basically you think that because bad things happen in the world, i cant have an opinion on whether something is good or bad? There is no contradiction

I am also familiar with the old spider and fly wisdom, but that doesnt apply the way you think it does. If a spider meets a fly, it basically has two options: it eats it, or it lets it go. When three people meet a crazed gunman in a train, they have a lot more options.

Ill try to simplify this a bit here.
In my opinion the three guys that beat up the gunman had enough moral highground to do worse things to the gunman than just knock him out. They could have shot the guy dead and i would have still thought it was justified. But what they did was morally superior to kiling him. Same way, if they used less violence than what they did, it would have been morally superior to knocking him out.
User avatar #333 to #320 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
You're blind to your own contradiction, which is EXACTLY what those two statements do. I ALREADY SAID IT TOO, I don't need to waste my time on someone trying to defend their contradiction, yet you're trying.

Lemme break this down for you to actually see it:
"Just because something happens, doesn't mean it SHOULD happen, right?"
Okay, so you think that just because violence happens, doesn't mean it should've happened.

Meaning you think that it shouldn't have happened. Put it in your words in short is:
"Just because violence happens, doesn't mean I think it should happen."

Shorten that just your opinion:
"I don't think violence should have to happen."

Next quote:
"You seem to be implying a lot that I think that what happened shouldn't have happened."
Okay, so let's remove your statement about my implication and negate it because that will be what you actually think then. If not then my implication would've been correct, so it doesn't need to be there to make my point.

So, if we do that, this comes out:
"I think what happened should have happened."

Now let's put those two ideas of yours on top of one another:
"I don't think violence should have to happen."
"I think the violence that happened should have happened."

Looks like a contradiction to me. I shouldn't have to break down your own ideas to you. Actually look into what you said instead of skimming it just so you can try and defend yourself. Yeah, obviously violence doesn't have to happen. It too doesn't happen (i.e. has been avoided) ALL the time since the dawn of life!

In short all I'm saying is commend people for what they actually do, don't belittle them for what they didn't do. No one is morally superior to anyone, morals are based on social construct. The guy who was about to kill a bunch of people probably thought he was morally justified himself, morals are subjective. I don't disagree with you that what they did was "morally superior" to killing him, but we also can't say because we have no idea what true morals even are. You're judging these guys on what they didn't do, commend them on what they did do without having the need to even say "well, they COULD'VE been more morally superior." You just look like an ass.
User avatar #339 to #333 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Oh i see where the confusion is now, you'd be right about this because i did some poor wording there. im not a native english speaker but thats a lousy excuse

The problem is with the ''I think the violence that happened should have happened'' line. I think the violence that happened should be minimized, and if possible eliminated, as the ''I dont think violence should have to happen'' line implies. But i still think that if by a little violence we can stop a lot of violence, thats also good. But the lesser violence we use to stop the violence, the better.

Also im not belittling anyone, as i've said we should celebrate the people that stopped the violence because they were very brave and heroic. Im not saying to these guys ''you shouldnt have punched the guy'' im saying to the commenter that i replied to ''You should have a boner for the bravery, not the punching''
User avatar #342 to #339 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
Pretty sure majority of people have that basic of a "moral compass." Pretty sure he was also making a joke by taking the quote and using the synonym of "beat," as masturbation. The main commenter wasn't saying he had a boner over the fact that three dudes punched this guy until he was unconscious, he was making the joke that he has a boner because, using play on words, three men beat / jerked-off a guy until he was unconscious. Get it? It's a joke.
User avatar #344 to #342 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Oh **** i didnt even think of that pun. I still feel like thats just coincidence though but i might just be autistic or something
User avatar #348 to #344 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
We don't know what the original commenter was thinking, either way it's just a joke and there is no reason to get so offended over it. Even if he meant that he got a boner from these guys beating him up, it's still just a joke.
User avatar #349 to #348 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
idk man, im just sharing opinions on the internet. Didn't know ''violence is bad'' is such a controversial one.
User avatar #345 to #344 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
Now you're just making assumptions.
User avatar #347 to #345 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, wouldnt be the first time i see people fetishizing violence on this site though.
User avatar #352 to #347 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
600+ people though? Definitely was interpreted as a joke by majority.
User avatar #353 to #352 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
or just agreed with it
User avatar #354 to #353 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
Doubt it.
User avatar #242 to #152 - nanako ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
There is literally nothing wrong with violence
User avatar #245 to #242 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
i disagree. you shouldnt do to others what you wouldnt want done to you and all that.
User avatar #247 to #245 - nanako ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I don't want to be eaten, but i had steak for breakfast. The foundation of our existence is violence, as is the foundation of every government and civilisation
User avatar #249 to #247 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
cool strawman there. I agree that that only applies to other people, not animals. If you were eating human steak i'd argue thats morally wrong.
User avatar #255 to #249 - nanako ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
i'm of the opinion that nothing is morally wrong. The philosophical arguments against objective morality have existed for millenia and are no less valid today

Regardless, people were very much mentioned.
The foundation of civilisation: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly_on_violence
User avatar #338 to #255 - chefwurm (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm totally on your side of this, I've been arguing with him thoroughly about it. I know the philosophical arguments for morals as well, this guy chooses not to know them and keep his asinine ideas that violence shouldn't happen at all.
#256 to #255 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
Im not that invested in all of this, i just think hurting other people is wrong. You apparently dont. Cool.
#303 to #247 - ronaldtrump (08/24/2015) [-]
Violence is the foundation of the state of nature, not civilization. The foundation of civilization is social contract.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_contract
User avatar #250 to #247 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
also steak for breakfast doesnt sound healthy but im not judging.
#235 to #152 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
The guy was about to massacre a train. Honestly, they would have done the world a favor if they just shot him to death with his own gun.
#223 to #152 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
At least you're using the meme correctly.
User avatar #224 to #223 - Jwako (08/24/2015) [-]
shoulda used the puffin really
#220 to #152 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
"Russel likes to hurt people... for peace."
#69 to #13 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #19 to #13 - Einsty (08/23/2015) [-]
Justice is sexy.
#10 - squidgy (08/23/2015) [-]
Military guys' FW ISIS ******** think they're helpless French civilians
User avatar #30 - leshiggydonatello (08/23/2015) [-]
>American military kicking ass and saving french people
Well we've seen this story before.
User avatar #47 to #30 - iatedub (08/23/2015) [-]
Don't forget, there was a older British gentleman that also had fun kicking the **** out of the mudslime. Figures, Americans and Brits save France once again.
#99 to #47 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Remember that time France did some things that allowed the 13 American colonies to become an actual country? I mean, people give France a lot of **** but they are the reason we are even a country! You hear that rest of the world? Stop being mad at the United States. Its Frances fault we exist!
#225 to #99 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
They only did it because it weakened Britain's hold on North America, not because they wanted the colonies to be free - hell if it wasn't for the French Revolution and subsequently the Napoleonic Wars, I'm pretty sure the French would've tried to take the colonies for themselves eventually.
#240 to #225 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Of course, USA invaded Irak to serve some freedom XD
#27 - itsthetie (08/23/2015) [-]
three upstanding citizens, doing what others wished they'd done   
   
respect
three upstanding citizens, doing what others wished they'd done

respect
User avatar #120 to #27 - assdoreponyfucker (08/24/2015) [-]
i respect you for the amount of respect you give them
User avatar #122 to #120 - fuckingtrolls (08/24/2015) [-]
The respect that you give him for his respect is respectable.
#169 to #122 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
I respect that you respect his respect for them... With that, let's disrespect eachothers' anuses!
😉👉⭕️😳✌️⭕️😖✊⭕️😭
#5 - neos (08/23/2015) [-]
#135 to #5 - baronvonhuckle (08/24/2015) [-]
Well we do live in a time where reboots are popular.
Unless they're fan4astic
#113 - svity (08/24/2015) [-]
"Spencer go!"
User avatar #119 to #113 - trollmobile (08/24/2015) [-]
i just barely avoided spitting out my water.
good show fella
#1 - broccoli (08/23/2015) [-]
fun fact: there was a british man on that train who was also given a medal for stopping the gunman. is he being mention anywhere in america?
User avatar #332 to #1 - pkman (08/24/2015) [-]
I haven't heard about either occurrences in the news, I just heard them on here.
I get all my news from FJ
#226 to #1 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Well our guys didn't get a ******* medal and he did, alright?
User avatar #15 to #1 - gthelurker (08/23/2015) [-]
What theyre saying is true. You dont hear about that **** for long here. Only **** that gets people pissed or freaked out.
User avatar #127 to #1 - recoveryone ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I believe he was mentioned on Navy times...
User avatar #269 to #1 - fuckthehabs (08/24/2015) [-]
Yes, pretty much every article I've read.
User avatar #35 to #1 - rubixium (08/23/2015) [-]
The media in america doesnt give actual news. If we want news we have to go to reddit, bbc, or somewhere else on the internet.
User avatar #48 to #35 - buttseckss (08/23/2015) [-]
>If we want news we have to go to reddit, bbc

User avatar #53 to #48 - christmouth (08/23/2015) [-]
lol
#123 to #35 - biater (08/24/2015) [-]
FJ apparently
User avatar #60 to #1 - shoopdawg (08/23/2015) [-]
The Brit and the Frenchman didn't try to stop him until after the Americans already rushed him. They hid in their seats and went to help after they already had reached him. Not saying they didn't help but two different reactions.
#232 to #60 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
only spencer should be mentioned then...
#336 to #60 - outdoorpsilos (08/24/2015) [-]
i read that the french guy was the first one who tried to stop him
#239 to #1 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Our new networks can't even get the respective braces right. I doubt we can trust them to get the nationality any better.
User avatar #29 to #1 - bionicpanda (08/23/2015) [-]
yeah, i thought it was 2 americans and 1 brit.
User avatar #112 to #1 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2015) [-]
He's mentioned as helping tie up the gunman after **** went down.
User avatar #24 to #1 - usarmyexplain (08/23/2015) [-]
Yes, I read that in the news, he joined in beating the **** out of the guy
#104 to #1 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
yes, but he didin't do ******* **** . he just strating beating the guy after he was already apprehended, how does that deserve a mention
#17 to #1 - justthisguy (08/23/2015) [-]
is there no-one french in france? or were they busy hiding?....
#260 to #17 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Searching for white flags, they were
#32 to #17 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
it was in Belgium....
User avatar #2 to #1 - Sewallman [OP](08/23/2015) [-]
***** , these three aren't really even being mentioned in American.
#3 to #2 - broccoli (08/23/2015) [-]
**** , really? all four of them are being (quite rightly) hailed as heroes over here
User avatar #4 to #3 - thebenders (08/23/2015) [-]
No dude they get like 5 minutes of news coverage then **** goes to ******* donald trump or some other ****
User avatar #16 to #4 - garykn (08/23/2015) [-]
Don't forget the Kardashians and the Jenners. Gotta give them their time in the spotlight each day.
User avatar #388 to #234 - garykn (08/24/2015) [-]
A true American hero.
User avatar #117 to #16 - maxismahname (08/24/2015) [-]
I think the Kardashians are mentioned the most by people who complain about how much they're mentioned
User avatar #11 to #4 - sergeantsprinkles (08/23/2015) [-]
I didn't even see them on the news.
#79 to #2 - mattandstuff (08/24/2015) [-]
what are you talking about?! this is all over the news stations
#23 - usarmyexplain (08/23/2015) [-]
I feel it's important to point out that these were not even our front line troops, this was an airmen and a private in the national guard, they don’t even have specialized hand to hand training.    
   
In fact, they usually get 			****		 on be every other echelon of US forces for being soft and neglecting training of even basic unarmed combat skills.   
   
Keep that in mind when they did better than the entire French population at stopping terror attacks.   
   
Americans are a barbaric and blood thirsty culture of warmongers…. 			****		 yeah
I feel it's important to point out that these were not even our front line troops, this was an airmen and a private in the national guard, they don’t even have specialized hand to hand training.

In fact, they usually get **** on be every other echelon of US forces for being soft and neglecting training of even basic unarmed combat skills.

Keep that in mind when they did better than the entire French population at stopping terror attacks.

Americans are a barbaric and blood thirsty culture of warmongers…. **** yeah
User avatar #157 to #23 - goldenrodent (08/24/2015) [-]
Well its not just the blood we are after. Legend also says that potions of alchemy require terrorist tears.
User avatar #314 to #157 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2015) [-]
What is that, fire resistance? Legends have it that native Arizonians don't even need such potions traveler. They bathe in magma and it rains the substance of stars.
User avatar #365 to #314 - goldenrodent (08/24/2015) [-]
Its good for turning oil into gold.
User avatar #42 to #23 - Muppetz (08/23/2015) [-]
I love that the media kept accidentally reporting them as Marines.
Like the least two exciting branches that get no credit for anything finally get the spotlight and the media just assumes they're Marines.
That had to be frustrating
User avatar #88 to #42 - youregaylol (08/24/2015) [-]
national guard isn't a branch m8, it has two components that are part of the army and the airforce, respectively

you might be thinking of the coast guard
#381 to #88 - usarmyexplain (08/24/2015) [-]
No no, he got it right, we don’t want to be associated with those casuals
#139 to #88 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
the national guard are a separate branch. they are the state militia or state armies.
User avatar #144 to #139 - youregaylol (08/24/2015) [-]
Why bother commenting on things you're not sure about before doing a quick google search to see if you're right.

www.military.com/join-armed-forces/us-military-overview.html

Five branches

Army
Navy
Airforce
Coast Guard
Marines

The pentagon has five sides for a reason.
#238 to #144 - xxmemosxx (08/24/2015) [-]
"The pentagon has five sides for a reason."
User avatar #383 to #144 - usarmyexplain (08/24/2015) [-]
Actually, the USCG now falls under the DHS
User avatar #384 to #383 - youregaylol (08/24/2015) [-]
And? It's been that way since 2002, it's still one of the five branches of the us military.
User avatar #385 to #384 - usarmyexplain (08/24/2015) [-]
I was just pointing it out, they no longer answer to the pentagon. At one point they were just a part of the Department of Transportation.

www.uscg.mil/history/articles/Homeland_Security_Baldinelli.asp
User avatar #386 to #385 - youregaylol (08/24/2015) [-]
During peacetime yes, the DOD takes charge during official war time
User avatar #387 to #386 - usarmyexplain (08/24/2015) [-]
We have literally been at war for 14 years, but I get that you mean a total war, and in that case the DOD would controll everything
User avatar #382 to #139 - usarmyexplain (08/24/2015) [-]
State militia and state armies are separate from the national guard.
The national guard is a national level reserve military force. The difference is that the national guard is also answerable to a state's governor and can operate within the united states under arms without martial law being declared. But they can also be commanded by the president and are answerable to all the laws and regulations governing US military conduct.

State militias and state armies are something different, they are strictly at the direction of the individual states with no loyalty or requirements beyond that state’s borders. Few states have official state armies, but one of the largest is the Texas Guard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_State_Guard

catburglarpenis nice name
User avatar #394 to #382 - catburglarpenis (08/25/2015) [-]
Taking my job, are you? Catburglar was taken.
#396 to #394 - usarmyexplain (08/25/2015) [-]
Is your job arguing with bush haters and 9/11 truthers?
Is your job arguing with bush haters and 9/11 truthers?
#397 to #396 - catburglarpenis (08/26/2015) [-]
Naw man,

I do that for fun yo.
#237 to #139 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
No, the only way to join the guard is to go through the army because they are army. They are just the force that is suppose to defend the homeland primarily while the active army is an assaulting force. ironically, though, we deploy the guard to fight in foreign lands a lot more than we ever should.
User avatar #316 to #237 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2015) [-]
Wrong again. The Air National Guard runs through the Air Force.

And we deploy them not to fight primarily, but usually to cover logistical holes because they're cheaper than sending Active Duty. Like when we have to be an Army of occupation until training the local militia is complete- they can pull security while that's going on.

Trust me when I say that in the long run, it's far cheaper to do all that with them. I get it- in the short run it costs more, but I've looked at the cost/benefit analysis a million times and it's cheaper in the long run to send them to do such basic tasks.
User avatar #317 to #316 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2015) [-]
Plus they signed a contract saying that they can be deployed, so **** 'em. I'm not being cruel, I'm in the Army and I've been switching branches and doing the military thing for years. I joined the Navy first because their deployments are simple, and joined Army ROTC second because contracted cadets are non-deployable assets. By the time I finish my Doctorate under a government paycheck, it won't matter if I deploy or not.

"Oh **** , I'm a doctor in Massachusetts".

"Oh **** , I'm a doctor and it's hot and sandy outside. Better cry myself a river real quick."

TL;DR deployments aren't as bad as you think when you love your job. And blah blah being away from your family I only see them on holidays anyways and I'm in a dual military marriage so the wife's already used to it. And no I don't care if "Jodie's got my girl" because hopefully the guy is paying for her date nights so I can buy more video games.
User avatar #78 - halor (08/24/2015) [-]
when questioned the would be shooter claimed he wasn't a terrorist, he was just trying to rob the train...what is this the 1800's www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/train-gunman-ayoub-elkhazzani-is-dumbfounded-at-terror-allegations-claims-he-found-ak47-by-chance-in-a-park-10467965.html
#121 to #78 - electricclover (08/24/2015) [-]
>Ayoub Elkhazzani
>Says he's not a terrorist
#131 to #121 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
nah hes not a terrorist, he just found out the french were putting frog legs in his kebabs
#89 to #78 - youregaylol (08/24/2015) [-]
"found ak by chance in a park"

i live in america and ive never seen a gun just laying around in public, he expects people to believe he found that **** in yurop
#132 to #89 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
nah in america people are cleaner

they dispose of illegal guns in dumpsters like good citizens
#153 to #132 - duudegladiator (08/24/2015) [-]
"dispose of illegal guns"

You better be sarcasm-ing out. Keep the ******* guns, and let no-one know about it. Thats what Americans do.
#162 to #153 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
so if you killed someone for whatever reason you'd keep the gun which could be used as evidence if you got caught?
User avatar #163 to #162 - duudegladiator (08/24/2015) [-]
No, in that case its the police's, but if i were to find a gun in a park and it had the serial numbers shaved or if it was still factory set so it couldnt be tracked, I would gladly do so.

Guns are fun.
#164 to #163 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah but most people who dispoase of guns throw them in dumpsters or garbage cans or hell even ponds where they'll be easily dosposed of with other garbage or few would bother to look
User avatar #166 to #164 - duudegladiator (08/24/2015) [-]
True enough. Never thought of it .
#168 to #166 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
**falloutvictim used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutvictim rolls As I see it, yes**
should i sneak an illegal firearm under duud's bed
#177 to #175 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
**falloutvictim used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutvictim rolls Ask again later**
will duud accidentally throw the pin and drop the grenade
User avatar #178 to #177 - duudegladiator (08/24/2015) [-]
**duudegladiator used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**duudegladiator rolls Ask again later**

Let me get that for you.
#179 to #178 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
**falloutvictim used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutvictim rolls Most likely**
will duud blow himself up
User avatar #180 to #179 - duudegladiator (08/24/2015) [-]
**duudegladiator used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**duudegladiator rolls Outlook not so good**

Will i blow up a pinky?
#182 to #181 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
**falloutvictim used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutvictim rolls My sources say no**
will duud blow his legs off and beg Lieutenant dan from forest gump
User avatar #183 to #182 - duudegladiator (08/24/2015) [-]
**duudegladiator used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**duudegladiator rolls Yes**

will falloutvictim try to throw one and hit me instead?
#172 to #171 - falloutvictim (08/24/2015) [-]
**falloutvictim used "*roll 1, 1-8*"**
**falloutvictim rolls 8**
i hide a:

1: pistol
2: single shot rifle
3: smg
4: auto rifle
5: MG
6: bazooka
7: antitank rifle
8: bag of grenades
0
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#146 to #89 - halor (08/24/2015) [-]
it's like when a guy trips and falls dick first into a girls vagina, it happens more often than you think
#45 - pleasantp (08/23/2015) [-]
So can we call it soccer for a week?
User avatar #28 - thegamegestapo (08/23/2015) [-]
"So I said 'sick 'em Spencer' and Spencer did (the absolute madman. Then we ganged up on him and kicked him 'til he stopped breathing".
#129 - grasman (08/24/2015) [-]
"and the three of us beat him until he was unconscious."
- American Hero
#137 to #129 - boothead ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're ******* with us.
User avatar #149 to #137 - kaywalsk ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
He would have preferred they tackle him to the ground and tickle him into submission.
User avatar #134 to #129 - bossguycumsplash (08/24/2015) [-]
Notsureiftroll.png
#114 - geofalke (08/24/2015) [-]
"as he was cocking it to shoot it..."

goddamn, he wasn't even ready to rock and roll before trying to attack. ******* *********** can't operate for **** .

I mean for ****** sake, kebab got removed by ******* national guard, airforce, and a 60 year old british man.
User avatar #154 to #114 - pippymcbumlover (08/24/2015) [-]
i ******* love that webm
#230 - dudewitshirt (08/24/2015) [-]
I told Spencer to go and he did it!

The absolute madman!!!!
User avatar #241 to #230 - shemaledong (08/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I`d like to have a friend that I can command into battle like some Pokémon.
User avatar #37 - hxhmaniac (08/23/2015) [-]
i guess he was a real hero
and maybe a real human bean
#257 - Vulgaris (08/24/2015) [-]
Right now, the gunman's lawyer is claiming it was not an act of terrorism but the man was simply so malnourished he just wanted to rob 'rich people' to buy food. She also claimed he FOUND the gun (an AK-47 and about 250 rounds) in a park in Brussels. She claims he only wanted to use the gun to shoot his way out of the window as a means of escape after robbing people.

-'Finding' a 600 to 1500 dollar gun in a park, instead of selling it using it to go threaten a train filled with middle-class people
-Claiming he was planning on shooting the glass of the train and jumping out as a means of escape. The train goes 300 km/h (roughly 200 m/h).
-Look at the picture, see how 'malnourished' he is?
-He was identified by his fingerprints, seeing as he was known in Spain for preaching about Jihad.

Jesus Christ, can we already reinstate slavery or the death penalty for this kind of sub-human **** ?
User avatar #319 to #257 - windson (08/24/2015) [-]
>ak-47
>$600-$1500
User avatar #357 to #319 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2015) [-]
In a first world country.
$5 a pop in a third world country.
User avatar #267 to #257 - fpsnoob (08/24/2015) [-]
7 magazines, to rob some people. Sounds legit to me.
User avatar #310 to #257 - tomliboo ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I doubt she wants to represent him, but she is, meaning she now has to do anything and everything she can to defend him. It's just how it works so you can't blame her.

And lets be honest, this guy is ****** . That story is probably the best I could come up with too.
User avatar #43 - iamnuff (08/23/2015) [-]
"Alek yells out "spencer, go!"

So Alek made spencer go first, and spencer is the only one who got hurt?

Well, I guess we know who's the brains of the outfit.
User avatar #110 to #43 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2015) [-]
The man yelling makes a decent distraction though.
User avatar #90 to #43 - deadlyfoez (08/24/2015) [-]
And we also know who dindu nuffin
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