Slenderman Stabbings. www.cbsnews.com/news/slenderman-link-to-a-second-stabbing-in-hamilton-county-ohio/ www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-wisconsin-girls-stabbin
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Slenderman Stabbings

www.cbsnews.com/news/slenderman-link-to-a-second-stabbing-in-hamilton-county-ohio/
www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-wisconsin-girls-stabbing-20140611,0,7130917.story

So, I've been seeing a lot of coverage about these "Slenderman Stabbings" and I can't help but laugh at how stupid these girls are. "I thought I could Live with Slenderman if I killed someone" Is Slenderman the new satan or something? Forget sacrificing to the big horned ruler of Hell, I'm gonna sacrifice to Slenderman...a child killer himself....and he totally wouldn't kill me too cause I'm a 12 year old girl.

By STEPHANIE CBS NEWS June 9, 2914, 12: 19 PM
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Submitted: 06/11/2014
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#3 - Womens Study Major (06/11/2014) [-]
i am so happy i saw a police officer playing with puppies this morning or my faith in humanity would have fallen to negative levels
#5 - cerebrallawlsy (06/12/2014) [-]
I find it dumb that everything I hear about it is "THE INTERNET IS BAD. PEOPLE ONLINE ARE BAD. THEY MAKE GOOD GIRLS DO BAD THINGS" instead of focusing on the fact that these girls went under the mental health radar.
#1 - firehippie (06/11/2014) [-]
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#2 - zombietronexe ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
things that makes slenderman visit you
#6 to #2 - deletedmyaccount (06/12/2014) [-]
Bitch ain't nothing that makes Slenderman visit you. He just does.
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (06/12/2014) [-]
It's gonna be awful when more people start doing it.

It's gonna be more awful when Slenderman turns out to be real.
#8 - tastymelon (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what makes me sad is this is two girls with obvious mental health issues, the sad part is if found guilty and charged as adults, which they are currently being tried as they risk being sentenced to 65 years. think about that for a second they will spend almost the rest of their life in prison. be put in at 12 and will get out at 77 if they live that long , just let that process for a second, think about all that you have done and experienced between when you were 12 and now. stuff that if given the maximum sentence they will most likely never experience. it just makes me sad
#14 to #8 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2014) [-]
Study, study and more study.... With a bit of work and social life thrown in for ***** and giggles.... Raise the roof.
#18 - leesintomebitches (06/12/2014) [-]
**leesintomebitches rolled image** MFW this level of ignorance
User avatar #17 - larsfillmore (06/12/2014) [-]
Praying to shrek is much safer
#16 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2014) [-]
This is the dumbest thing I've read this year.
But the girls obviously had mental health problems, as written, they should probably focus more on just giving them help.
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