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User avatar #3 - yunch (12/01/2015) [-]
Open world environment was amazing. Shame I never got to finish to the story.

And when you would, it felt just like another quest, really.
User avatar #138 to #3 - fadetometallica (12/02/2015) [-]
Endboss is way too easy, but it's still a badass fight. You're battling the king of the dragons in what's basically Valhalla next to ancient warrior heroes. So badass. Just, again, too easy.
#143 to #138 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
orc special, two handed potion, fully enchanted/reinforced armor

I killed him in 2 power swings. thought I would change the difficulty to legendary. It took 3 swings.

What a joke..
User avatar #164 to #143 - Mecryte (12/02/2015) [-]
Armor isn't what you need.
Exploits are.
I used an exploit to get an amulet that gave + 2509% healing rate and + 5018 health.
I punched Alduin to death using my bare Nordic fists.
#156 to #143 - jumperzero (12/02/2015) [-]
volderung best weapon
#157 to #156 - jumperzero (12/02/2015) [-]
yes i know its Volendrung ive played the game _ I just like calling it vulderung
User avatar #177 to #148 - fadetometallica (12/02/2015) [-]
That actually looks pretty badass
User avatar #178 to #177 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's an amazing mod. Expands the fight like crazy.
User avatar #108 to #3 - cuzsunny (12/02/2015) [-]
I enjoyed almost every side quest way more than the main quest
User avatar #68 to #3 - censius (12/01/2015) [-]
You're right. I barely got any more anticipated with it than a random fetch quest. Adding just a couple cutscenes for the main storyline would have gone a long way in making the story greater than the side quests.
In fact, I could have done with half the side quests if the main one, the daedric ones, and the faction quests had a couple cutscenes each, just to ramp up the mood.
User avatar #4 to #3 - dennymyman (12/01/2015) [-]
Alduin was a serious ******* letdown. He's supposed to be the ******* incarnation of the end of the world, yet he's not even the strongest enemy in the game. Come to think of it, he ain't even the ******* strongest dragon.
It doesn't really make him better of a boss that you've got 3 ************* tanking your ass in the final battle, while you can beat him in like 5 hits with your fully upgraded *********************** of rampant assblasting.
Bethesda needs to get their **** together when it comes to stuff like this for the next TES game.
User avatar #21 to #4 - thesunpraiser (12/01/2015) [-]
" *********************** of assblasting."

Oh **** my sides.
User avatar #9 to #4 - zombifier (12/01/2015) [-]
theres a mod out where it fixed the alduin fight to make it as big as the game was letting on
#43 to #9 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Name?
#98 to #63 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
wow that's the same thing i say when i go fappign
#99 to #98 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
**** *fapping
#5 to #4 - Pred (12/01/2015) [-]
They fixed that in the dragonborn DLC.
The final boss was literally immortal and untouchable, so I had to use console commands to finish the quest.
User avatar #7 to #5 - bucketofhurt (12/01/2015) [-]
"Fixed it" Haha, that sounds great.
User avatar #44 to #5 - hateandwhiskey (12/01/2015) [-]
the marked for death shout makes every encounter in the game laughably easy. I dont even understand why they'd put something like that in the game to begin with.
#67 to #44 - Pred (12/01/2015) [-]
I started playing Skyrim again recently with tons of mods
Roleplaying characters from League of Legends
Roleplaying Leona - Heavy armor, one handed, shield,.. pretty fun, getting all personal and tanky and **** , but still somewhat close to my previous plays as generic nord warrior class

Roleplaying Ashe - pretty much exclusively use bow since the moment you get one at Helgen.
Holy **** that completely redefined the meaning of OP.. I don't remember last time I used magic or shout or even any friggin potion.
Just walk into a room/cave/fort/... 50%slo-mo OHK everything before it gets anywhere remotely close to you
+ the paralysis perk fits the role of Ashes Ult perfectly

MFW I encounter bunch of rats, that ***** annoying as hell
User avatar #76 to #67 - captchakid (12/01/2015) [-]
That pick isn't ashe btw, it's some dota rip off. sarcasm on last bit.
#81 to #76 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Her x Ashe pls
User avatar #83 to #81 - captchakid (12/01/2015) [-]
More like Ashe x Sej.
#89 to #67 - zeedeveel (12/01/2015) [-]
Holy **** I've never cringed so hard
#106 to #89 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
It's someone finding a way to have fun by putting restrictions on themselves. How do you think it's cringe worthy? I'm not being sarcastic, I'm interested in your point of view (even if it's a silly point of view).
#42 to #4 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**not gonna happen. its bethesda afterall
User avatar #26 to #4 - ledd ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Bethesda sucks at endings, nothing new.
User avatar #119 to #4 - austinrocket (12/02/2015) [-]
I think you can one hit him with mehrunes razor actually
User avatar #131 to #119 - thesunpraiser (12/02/2015) [-]
You can one-hit anything with Mehrunes Razor, except for Karstaag and Miraak. Otherwise there aren't limits.
User avatar #13 to #4 - yunch (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, storyline mission was a let down, including the Stormcloak Rebellion. You kill the main leader of the Stormcloaks/Empire and you just strip them and sell their clothes for a few gold coins. Very anti-climactic.

If it had some cutscenes to at least accompany it to highlight its significance, that would've helped.
User avatar #69 to #4 - ztron (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah the fight against Miraak or the ebony warrior were more intense fights then the fight against Alduin.
#41 to #4 - masterofmods (12/01/2015) [-]
I can show you the woooooorld...

www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53350/?
User avatar #38 to #4 - berengar (12/01/2015) [-]
You don't even need a powerful weapon. I just took a generic mace, Dragonrend, and proceeded to beat the crap out of him.
#45 to #38 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
I did it as unarmed khajiit with literally every piece of jewelry and armor that would give you unarmed bonus, plus vampire lord unarmed bonus
User avatar #37 to #4 - captainotaku (12/01/2015) [-]
Exact same thing with eso tamriel. I'd prefer dungeon bosses than main quest line anytime.
User avatar #52 to #4 - shadowstepone ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Honestly, I laughed my ass off in the last fight. I disenchanted dragonbane and attached it to a heavy weapon, so I literally oneshot alduin when I finally got to him.
#20 - jaevel (12/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #77 to #20 - Marker ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
if this were actually in the game the cups wouldn't be treated as containers. they would be treated as generic actors so you wouldn't be able to tell if one was "empty"
User avatar #90 to #77 - whargarbler (12/01/2015) [-]
everypartyneedsapooper.webm
User avatar #14 to #10 - sanitarysan (12/01/2015) [-]
that seems relevant.
#96 to #10 - strangesir (12/02/2015) [-]
>username   
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   
   
 Someone's gonna post that one throat-slit pic, calling it.
>username
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Someone's gonna post that one throat-slit pic, calling it.
#172 to #96 - dragonfucker (12/02/2015) [-]
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#180 to #172 - strangesir (12/02/2015) [-]
Oh my donger is raised alright.
#6 - motherfuckingkenji (12/01/2015) [-]
You could store an infinite amount of bones and literally everything in the game forever in the tiny satchel on the alchemy table.
I don't think storage is an issue.

Also, why the **** would someone in full Daedric armor ever need dragon bones? Once you make some dragonbone weapons, there's no reason to any bones anymore. Maybe a few in case you want to make a weapon with different enchantments, but otherwise there's no point.
#8 to #6 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
issue is the more **** you put in it the longer it will take to load it
#11 to #6 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
You don't want to store proof of your victory over a beast?

You don't want to invite someone over and have them sit on your dragon skull sofa?

You don't want bone dragon dildos everywhere?
#12 to #6 - trollmobile (12/01/2015) [-]
what are you, some kind of non-hoarding heathen?
#15 to #12 - crazylance (12/01/2015) [-]
As a matter of fact, I am.

I keep all the things I need in my chest and drawers.

Everything I don't need, is sold or used.

Simple as that.
#16 to #15 - trollmobile (12/01/2015) [-]
i RP my characters.

one of my favorite things to do is get the crown of barenziah and hoard gems, drop them in weapon displays and such, fill them to the brim.

here's an example.
this is about 400 or so gems.
#22 to #16 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
FusRoDah them
#34 to #16 - howaminotdeadyet (12/01/2015) [-]
I tried collecting dwemer objects and redecorating my markarth house with it. I leave with everything in place, and come back to see a dwemer ingot launched at my face along with half my **** on the floor.
User avatar #65 to #34 - velho (12/01/2015) [-]
That happens, when Bethesda slaps it's invisible genitals at your face.
User avatar #17 to #16 - trollmobile (12/01/2015) [-]
500 or so*
User avatar #49 to #17 - shadowkingdr (12/01/2015) [-]
would that not lag the utter **** out of your game?
User avatar #50 to #49 - trollmobile (12/01/2015) [-]
good PC
User avatar #66 to #50 - shadowkingdr (12/01/2015) [-]
....you're not a no mod scrub are you?
User avatar #87 to #66 - trollmobile (12/01/2015) [-]
considering it was inside my house, the only mods that would affect anything there, were my inside lighting mod, and my perosnal weapon/armor customization mods.
User avatar #85 to #66 - trollmobile (12/01/2015) [-]
even so, i don't really have loading screens.
kinda annoying actually, because i sometimes actually want to study the loading screen model, or read the text, but i don't get the chance to.
User avatar #147 to #85 - zerotzallander (12/02/2015) [-]
watch a couple lets plays
User avatar #84 to #66 - trollmobile (12/01/2015) [-]
nah
but i do tend to keep my mods rather simple.

i do overhauls, climate, clothing, character models, and all such things, but i don't do massive fancy mods. i like to keep it lore-friendly and unintrusive.
User avatar #113 to #16 - mrjweezy (12/02/2015) [-]
i doo the same thing....but with skulls
User avatar #115 to #113 - trollmobile (12/02/2015) [-]
i've got a khajiit pickpocket/melee assassin that i do that on.
i pick up all skulls and troll skulls i find.
i don't have those on display though, would bounce around and might kill someone.
User avatar #18 to #16 - crazylance (12/01/2015) [-]
Well, a sensible character wouldn't do that unless he really wants to flaunt his wealth, and to get that wealth stolen (Unless said display is locked with a Master level lock, or a console lock but that's cheating).

And you think I don't RP the **** out of mine too?

I once went Breton with Conjuration, it's so funny how, as the game progressed, the less glory Conjuration got. But holy hell was it easy. Need a sword? Bam. Need a bow? Bam.
User avatar #46 to #16 - wimwam (12/01/2015) [-]
How did you do this without stuff launching out when you loaded the house? I tried doing the exact same thing, but all the gems glitched onto the floor
User avatar #170 to #46 - trollmobile (12/02/2015) [-]
as you can see the display case is not full.
i never fill them up more than what you see, because when i enter the house when it's like that, and the case is closed, they do not bounce around. if i fill it up any more, they will.
but as long as i keep them like that, all i have to worry about is that every once in a while i'll find a couple of gems on the floor.
User avatar #2 - thevaulthunter (12/01/2015) [-]
A tip: It's better to make gold rings than iron daggers. There is a mine near falkreath, and you can use transmute. More exp in a shorter length of time, and more gold can be earned.
User avatar #141 to #2 - spacekraken (12/02/2015) [-]
Only gold mine I know of is up in the reach.
User avatar #159 to #141 - thevaulthunter (12/02/2015) [-]
Why did I say falkreath? I meant markarth. Which also has a decent source of silver.
User avatar #25 to #2 - paddypancake ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah just wanted to comment on that. Keeping gems is important too so you make better jewelery. Also benezia crown gives great gem loot chance even though it takes long to get. And making dwarven bows with ingots you get from the dungeons isn't too bad either. Just make sure to only take the stuff that you can melt and that weights little or to throw away the heavy dwarfen metal stuff when you get overweight. Some of them weight less than their ingot equivalent.
User avatar #27 to #25 - wraithguard (12/01/2015) [-]
Efficient packing is an art form.
User avatar #31 to #27 - paddypancake ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Well there is SkyUI. You can sort stuff by their cost/weight ratio. However you'll still have to make your own estimations about the dwarven metals. Though that isn't too hard and google can help if needed.
User avatar #19 to #2 - datargumme (12/01/2015) [-]
For the first few months after skyrim's release, every item crafted granted the same experience, that is probably why you see him crafting those in the comic, since they are the cheepest. But yes, now they are inefficient to craft.
User avatar #39 to #19 - rokkarokkaali (12/01/2015) [-]
First few months? I swear it was like at least a year before they fixed that.
#145 - darskovia (12/02/2015) [-]
Fixed*
#136 - riffz (12/02/2015) [-]
#24 - swirlytwirl (12/01/2015) [-]
>did a ******* of skyrim playthroughs
>never finished the main story except on my very first playthrough
i have no ******* idea
User avatar #47 to #24 - fagnut (12/01/2015) [-]
I wish i could do the same. I don't know why but after finishing it from the first play through i just cant be ****** doing it again, even though i know its fun...
User avatar #28 to #24 - icefried (12/01/2015) [-]
Probably because it's boring, generic, uninspired and anticlimactic.

But, **** it, who cares the rest of the game is fun. The only time i enjoyed the main quest in Bethesda RPGs was in Morrowind.
User avatar #137 to #28 - rainbowhead ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Oblivion was good for its time and that's I think it's a good game. Plenty of good quests, main story was decent. Sure, it didn't have epic final battle, but as soon as they told me it's ******* Dagon himself coming to wreck my **** , I was completely okay with avatar of Akatosh destroying him. Also, Shivering Isles were ******* good. I don't even remember the story, I just remember the feeling of immersion, since, even if they did have same 4.5 actors for all NPCs, these NPCs had some memorable personalities and quirks.
Can't really say the same for Skyrim. Main story was meh although Paarthurnax was well-made, you could actually ******* talk to him and listen to his story because dragons were advertised as these powerful creatures that could actually kill you. Instead we got big flying turd-colored Elder thingies that you can just spam with absolutely anything, then you gather loot and do some other **** . Sidequests (not the 'go fetch me the thing' ones) and guilds were good. I was disappointed in daedra quests, though, since half of them are exactly 'fetch me that, do it now!'. Even Sheogorath's quest lacked something, unlike the task he gives you in Oblivion make the whole Khajiit village think that the end of the world is coming? **** yeah I will do it.
'Interesting NPCs' mod does a pretty good job at adding NPCs that aren't just quest givers and cannon fodder to make the cities look alive. I'm replaying Skyrim right now and I still haven't met all of the 150+ NPCs the mod adds, but holy **** do they make the game much better. There are now characters I hate, love, characters I can relate to. Straight up weird types, like the necromancer girl who thinks raising skeletons is art, calls it "Dance of the bones". Not just the characters I'm getting annoyed by. It adds immersion that vanilla version lacks.
User avatar #160 to #137 - icefried (12/02/2015) [-]
I agree completely. My favorite main quests in bethesda rpgs would be in order Morrowind > Fallout new Vegas (it still counts even though it's just published by them, right?) > Oblivion > Fallout 3 > Skyrim.
Not that Skyrim is a bad game by any stretch of the imagination though
I love all the games almost equally.
User avatar #105 to #28 - taniv (12/02/2015) [-]
I thought the story was semi-interesting; the parts with parthurnaax were genuinely enchanting and provided a great moral dilemma.
Anticilmactic as **** though, oh my God. I hate when you kill the end boss and it feels like a warm up. Maybe I was too high level at that point, but you'd think it would have scaled.
User avatar #55 - doctorcamden (12/01/2015) [-]
>wearing daedric.
>struggling with any dragon ever.
>Not having maxed smithing an hour into the game.
>using unmodded lydia.

****** casual.
User avatar #70 to #55 - seferofe (12/01/2015) [-]
My most recent character is 156 hours in. I'm level 76 smithing. I always buy/mine iron, silver and gold ore. Transmute all that ore into gold ore. And then make jewelry. The time it takes to level it up now is ridiculous. Then again I'm not under the Warrior Stone so it's slower. But this is ridiculous.
Making iron daggers/ leather bracers no longer works. The xp you get depends on how much the item is worth.
User avatar #86 to #70 - doctorcamden (12/01/2015) [-]
chest plates give about 1/6 of a smithing level as long as you build in your highest tier, and the ores for armor are easy to come by. My current play through (4 months old) is level 41 and has maxed smith, maxed sneak, maxed one handed, maxed archery.
User avatar #92 to #86 - seferofe (12/01/2015) [-]
My level 56 thief currently has: 161,051 gold coins
Gems: 26 amethysts, an exquisite sapphire (worth 5000), 2 flawless amethysts, 1 flawless emerald, 15 flawless garnets, 2 flawless rubys, 26 garnets, 19 gold ingots, right eye of the falmer, 54 rubys and 1 sapphire.

Jewelry: 17 gold diamond necklaces, 1 nightweaver's band, 17 gold diamond rings, 20 silver emerald necklaces, 37 gold emerald rings, 12 silver sapphire necklaces, 17 gold ruby necklaces, 1 gold sapphire ring, 2 silver amethyst rings, 1 silver garnet ring, 3 gold necklaces, 2 gold rings, 1 silver necklace, 1 silver ring, 2 gold and emerald circlets and 1 gold and ruby circlet.

I think I'm rather rich. I do have 44 grand souls I can use to double enchant. I can make a 1200 piece of jewelry worth 3079 gold.
User avatar #88 to #86 - seferofe (12/01/2015) [-]
Welp, looks like I was doing everything wrong all along. Though my character is kinda rich for doing nothing. Having 100 enchanting is rather useful. I'm guessing you're doing a stealth playthrough as well? Now that I think about it, I don't even need smithing. I've already bought full Daedric armour and weapons from the Dremora merchant when I was selling enchanted jewelry.
User avatar #132 to #88 - doctorcamden (12/02/2015) [-]
yeah, wood-elf ranger play through. Just started enchanting tree. Currently kinda broke though.
User avatar #171 to #132 - seferofe (12/02/2015) [-]
If you want good money, find the transmute spell, buy tons of iron ore and transmute it all to gold ore. Now you can make tons of jewelry to enchant like I did. You can also try to find all the Stones of Barenziah to make the circlet which makes you find more gems.
#80 to #55 - Marker ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Stabby best follower
#71 - Marker ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
both of these are at the beginning actually
User avatar #53 - dawndusk (12/01/2015) [-]
It's been four years, 5 different level 50+ characters, and I have still haven't beaten the main quest.
#129 - Mr Unsmiley (12/02/2015) [-]
>Expecting epic, tough as balls fight with Alduin in Sovngarde   
>Kill him in under a minute with Lightning Storm   
>mfw
>Expecting epic, tough as balls fight with Alduin in Sovngarde
>Kill him in under a minute with Lightning Storm
>mfw
#146 - spunkmckullins (12/02/2015) [-]
Thank you Dorkly for these totally funny and epic for the win comics about Skyrim, the greatest game in the world, that hasn't been joked about to death at every single point prior to posting these not-rehashed comics.
#142 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
we need to stop pretending that skyrim was good
User avatar #167 to #142 - akulakhan ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
It was a fun game, but a lousy TES game with nonexistant RPG elements. I enjoyed it most of the time. Not really good, but fun.
#169 to #167 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
yes, it was bad
#152 to #142 - gabemczombie ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm not pretending. I really enjoy it.

Everyone doesn't have to think what you think and 4chan isn't right just because they berrated the game and made morrowind seem like the **** .
User avatar #161 to #152 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
just because you enjoy something doesent mean its good
#165 to #163 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
it was a casualized mess joke of an rpg and because of cucks like you the newest tes game is gonna be even more dumbed down
User avatar #166 to #165 - gabemczombie ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
Atleast it's not that idiot joke of a game called "morrowind".
#168 to #166 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
can you actualy provide any arguments on why morrowind is bad other than "MUH MISSES"
#40 - lolikikolik (12/01/2015) [-]
GIF
You need onehanded skill of level 50 and a perk to decapitate enemies
#57 to #40 - alucaard (12/01/2015) [-]
why bother getting the perk, just get mods instead that make **** even more violent than it has to be.
#110 - sodaddict (12/02/2015) [-]
fixed
#107 - borderlinepronz (12/02/2015) [-]
GIF
so true
User avatar #124 to #107 - albeit (12/02/2015) [-]
Man, I would like you a lot if you knew where that gif was from.
User avatar #127 to #124 - vortexrain (12/02/2015) [-]
I cannot give you the sauce, I don't know it, but I do know what the "story". Sasha Grey is a nurse/attendant/what the **** ever at a sperm bank. She's doing that so they have something to "focus" on. That's all I got, man.
User avatar #130 to #124 - jallelthalas (12/02/2015) [-]
Sasha Gray, *insert title that involves a nurse here* I don't know the specific title name
#153 to #107 - gabemczombie ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
If someone finds it, gimme dat sauce
User avatar #144 - deaminzaints (12/02/2015) [-]
AND HIS NAME IS DOVAH' CENAAAAA!!!!!!!
*Doot Doot Doot Dooooooo*
User avatar #122 - steamtrolled (12/02/2015) [-]
Haha the joke is that you get really strong at the end of the game and it tends to get repetitive xD
User avatar #154 to #122 - hwaraam (12/02/2015) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDlol
User avatar #121 - enormity (12/02/2015) [-]
damn, hes a little late with this comic
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