Skyrim. Source: chese Cf Law slitly. how does she even know that stuff. she was only playing skyrim for 12 hours. she still had 3 hours of character creation left skyrim
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#12 - giffythetoad (04/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #12 - wetpantslol (04/26/2014) [-]
You there, I like what you do. Never cease.

5tween/Eleventy %
User avatar #68 to #67 - giffythetoad (04/26/2014) [-]
#18 to #12 - cactusphalus (04/26/2014) [-]
hmm angry sex
hmm angry sex
User avatar #5 - megaton (04/25/2014) [-]
how does she even know that stuff. she was only playing skyrim for 12 hours. she still had 3 hours of character creation left
User avatar #88 to #5 - megaton (04/26/2014) [-]
damn. it wasnt THAT funny.
User avatar #90 to #88 - talldumbdork (04/29/2014) [-]
You will take our likes and you will be happy!
User avatar #7 to #5 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I think he meant 12 hours in a row not in total.
User avatar #8 to #7 - megaton (04/25/2014) [-]
maybe so. but we cant prove that with the information given. baring any and all common sense
User avatar #1 - adu (04/25/2014) [-]
Reload from last save.
#17 - thehumor (04/26/2014) [-]
That was okay   
It seemed a tad forced
That was okay

It seemed a tad forced
#70 to #17 - ryojelon (04/26/2014) [-]
Your gif made me laugh ore than the content.   
 Thank You, here have a thumb
Your gif made me laugh ore than the content.
Thank You, here have a thumb
User avatar #86 to #70 - thehumor (04/26/2014) [-]
No prob man
have a good one
#15 - nixdot (04/26/2014) [-]
#80 to #15 - aran (04/26/2014) [-]
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#69 - furiousmarshmellow (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, that was uncomfortably forced.
#19 - John Cena (04/26/2014) [-]
Just how sarcastic and bratty she comes off when she says "You are carrying too much to be able to run" and then promptly just dropping some perfectly good groceries just pisses me off beyond belief.
User avatar #73 to #19 - thedippestofshits ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Hey, pssst, it's a comic.
#20 to #19 - thewasteland ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
#60 - ludislavonac (04/26/2014) [-]
This was so horribly stupid   
 inb4 you didn't get the joke, yes I played skyrim
This was so horribly stupid
inb4 you didn't get the joke, yes I played skyrim
#65 - tiles (04/26/2014) [-]
I feel like I would hate the creator of these comics with a burning passion.
I feel like I would hate the creator of these comics with a burning passion.
#78 to #65 - ilbacondeity (04/26/2014) [-]
I bet she has a tumblr.
I bet she has a tumblr.
#24 - icametocomment (04/26/2014) [-]
MFW attempting to enjoy Skyrim while trying to get my brain-dead reeree companion to follow my character.
#4 - carevq (04/25/2014) [-]
noob forgot to skill her perk tree
#2 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
Steal his pants!
User avatar #16 - friendlyanonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
I feel like we shouldn't talk about gamer "girls" or gamer "boys".
We can just all be gamers or non gamers with different tastes.
That'd be nice.
#35 - irico (04/26/2014) [-]
Look, I don't want to piss everyone off but this is my genuine opinion. Skyrim is the worst game in the series, the quests were generic and boring, the story-line had no depth and just felt flat, the Oblivion story-line was so much better so when I played Skyrim I felt as if it was a step back, honestly the 'dungeons' are just corridors, go in one way and then magically re-appear at the entrance via a hidden door is not good level design it's casualising the whole system, When people go on about how the graphics in Skyrim are so much better they aren't, they are the exact same size as Oblivions 512x512 (texture size). Inb4 mods make it better, you have to play it with mods. Why? Why should you have to play it with mods? Surely if a game is that good you don't need mods to play it.

I guess what i'm trying to say is that when people praise Skyrim as if it's the next baby Jesus it annoys me.

I did actually play the game and the gameplay was solid but that's about it
#36 to #35 - John Cena (04/26/2014) [-]
I agree completely
I also don't really feel like Mass Effect deserved all the praise it got either...
It didn't really feel like anything I hadn't seem before...
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User avatar #46 to #36 - irico (04/26/2014) [-]
I agree with you on that, Mass Effect 1 was excellent but from there it went downhill. Mass Effect 2 they removed the majority of the RPG elements and replaced it with a casual combat system and then 3 is just... I'm not sure what words I could use to describe Mass Effect 3 other than Mass Effects Red Wedding
#37 to #36 - John Cena (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 to #35 - unikornking ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Even though I can't disagree with your comment, it is still the most fun single player game I have EVER played. nothing else can even come close to the lifetime skyrim had for me. quality =/= fun
User avatar #72 to #59 - shunkahawolf (04/26/2014) [-]
should play the metroid series except other m. **** other m just my opinion but they are the best single player games ever. also, okami or classic spyro games. just a suggestion.
User avatar #74 to #35 - tacogrenade (04/26/2014) [-]
Skyrim is one the best rpgs on consoles, quit being a loser and get over it
User avatar #85 to #74 - irico (04/26/2014) [-]
Have you played any of the Tales games? Come back after you have and tell me that Skyrim is still a good RPG
User avatar #53 to #35 - tinglyturtletaint (04/26/2014) [-]
The gameplay being solid was enough for me because when skyrim came out and the years that followed, I was very much in the "get super stoned and play elder scrolls" demographic that has existed through the different installments of the game.
User avatar #61 to #35 - ludislavonac (04/26/2014) [-]
Your opinion isn't that unpopular, I also agree that Oblivion was way better in every aspect (imho), especially in the storyline department. Alduin was a big dissapointment, whereas the final bossfight in Oblivion was just so god damn epic heck you don't see the avatar of Akatosh biting Mehrunes Dagon in the neck every day . I also second everything else you said, the quests are mostly boring with a few exceptions (such as the sheogorath quest, the one where you end up drunk in a different town, and the dark brotherhood questline), oh and don't get me started on the conquest of cities for either side, it was way way way too easy for even a moderately leveled character...
All in all I did have fun playing that game, but I replayed it only once, and didn't even bother to finish it, whereas I played Oblivion at least 10 times, and it was more awesome with every re-play.
User avatar #75 to #35 - opa (04/26/2014) [-]
i totally agree with you but i still got roughly 300 hours in (unmodded) skyrim but the thing is its still a better modern game than most other **** that came out.

I still would feel better if they go back to the morrowind like leveling and storytelling ****

btw i think the fighting and whole gameplay in ANY elder srolls title sucks balls
User avatar #43 to #35 - steamtrolled (04/26/2014) [-]
Warning: Rant below.

It also didn't have the magic that playing Morrowind or Oblivion for the first time had. The tutorial felt like a drag and didn't contribute to the story beyond "time travelling dragon appears from nowhere", but when the gameplay actually starts it doesn't feel like it's going anywhere. It felt lazy to me. They put the most effort into making Riverwood unique and as good as possible to convince people to play, yet as soon as you get to Whiterun and see how small it is that you realise there's been no improvement on the last games. The northern holds all look exactly the same and are filled with half-assed capitals with literally nothing in them or even walls around them. I was confused when I first saw Falkreath hold because the climate went from snowy in Bruma to forested to temperate plains to snowy again.

Like you said, the quests are all stale and similar and don't have any unique flair to them. It's always "go to this dungeon, follow the linear dungeon path, kill the Draugr Bosslord with the cliché name at the end, take the quest item out of the uber loot chest and take the door out the back which loops round to a hidden door to the start of the dungeon". For example, I tried roleplaying a scholar addicted to Dwemer technology but quickly abandoned him when every Dwemer ruin I explored was the same thing: Bandits on the outside, endless swarms of Falmer on the inside. I couldn't be bothered doing more than three dungeons.

Even the DLC was boring. Dawnguard armour was reminiscent of KotN crusader armour and the storyline was the same: kill the ancient bad guy who has returned to kill everyone. Isn't that really familiar to the main quest line? Dragonborn fueled itself on nostalgia, which is really quite sad. People bought it because they wanted to see content they have already seen.

I'm going to stop now because I'm running out of characters.
I will admit I enjoyed Skyrim the first time I played it, but it has no replayability value
User avatar #63 to #43 - lamarsmithgot (04/26/2014) [-]
I agree with everything you said but Bruma is snowy cause it's up in the mountains

Falkreath is like way on the other side of the mountain range
#48 to #43 - zodiacwolf (04/26/2014) [-]
I couldn't agree more holy ******* **** . I am among allies in this struggle. I'd rather mod Morrowind to Skyrim graphics and play that then touch the boring, linear garbage that was Skyrim.

Have some cornflakes, I insist.
User avatar #40 to #35 - zodiacwolf (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks all of this. inb4 "onlypersonwiththisopinion.jpg The game had its ups and downs, but like you said, it's definitely the worst title in the franchise. To add on to your points, the game was terribly unbalanced after a while, the world was HELLA small compared to the other titles, and things that they played up during the trailers and teasers ended up being unimportant in the actual gameplay. I will say that I enjoyed running around what little Skyrim there was, and that it WAS pretty, regardless of resolution. But when you say that they're 'casualising' the franchise, I couldn't agree more. It was fun when I played it at launch, but I find myself picking up Morrowind before I pick up skyrim. And for most of the "Skyrim is the best elder scrolls game ever" people... I highly doubt they've played any of the others.
#81 to #40 - cannibalvegan (04/26/2014) [-]
Skyrim was the first I played in the series and I can't enjoy any of the others because of how bad the combat and game design is in those games. I have played 20+ hours of Oblivion, but I didn't enjoy it at all because the character design is laughable and the combat was just stupid, it didn't feel like I hit anything with my sword for example, it just felt like I flailed it around in the air until my enemy just fell to the ground. I simply couldn't get into Oblivion even though I spent many hours bored out of my mind. I have played more than 300 hours of Skyrim, though and I enjoyed every minute of it.

I believe that most people have to play the older titles before a newer title just because of how much they improved design and gameplay wise. Sure, the spells and quests for example were more interesting in Oblivion, but it fell flat for me when I couldn't enjoy the broken combat.

A lot of people also most likely has clouded judgment because of pure nostalgia.

TL;DR The older games had bad graphics, design and combat so if you've played Skyrim first they just can't compare.

P.S. I am ready for your rage.
User avatar #82 to #81 - regulatorjonsson (04/26/2014) [-]
You can't really expect much more from games that came in 2001 (morrowind) and 2006 (Oblivion). For those release dates, the graphics were unbelievable. If you could have some indulgence and see the games for what it actually is, rather than just focus on the graphics, would make you appriciate games so much more i believe.
#84 to #82 - cannibalvegan (04/26/2014) [-]
It's not about the graphics, it's about the design. Especially how they designed the Khajiit and Orcs, I can't take the game seriously. The graphics are pretty good for their time, but they could've done a MUCH better job at making the characters look more serious. The date of release wasn't an excuse for the bad combat either, it felt lazy to me.
User avatar #44 to #40 - irico (04/26/2014) [-]
Very true, I did enjoy running around the world for a while but it loses its magic very quickly which is unfortunate. I think Bethesda have gotten lazy and that is shown with TES Online which is just a multiplayer Skyrim, or as I like to call it, another cash cow. Bethesda used to be good, Echelon being a good example of what they can do without the open world they try and do in all of their titles now.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zodiacwolf (04/26/2014) [-]
Although I agree, The same people didn't work on the MMO that do the rest of the series. But yeah, most of the landscape just looks like Skyrim.
User avatar #47 to #45 - irico (04/26/2014) [-]
It's a shame, Bethesda can be a good publisher but i'm worried they are sinking to EA's level
User avatar #49 to #47 - zodiacwolf (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh god please don't say that. Because that doesn't give me any home whatsoever for the next fallout. DLC and Microtransactions ******* everywhere...
User avatar #50 to #49 - zodiacwolf (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh, and horse armor.
User avatar #52 to #50 - irico (04/26/2014) [-]
Let's hope not. "Pay $10 and get this awesome Pip boy classic to make your character look like a true vault hero"
User avatar #83 - nimba (04/26/2014) [-]
Girls can be autistic too
#21 - thorandahalf (04/26/2014) [-]
I actually referred to that joke at the end today IRL
I actually referred to that joke at the end today IRL
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (04/25/2014) [-]
Contrasting Skyrim with real life. Again.
For good measure they threw in a joke about how it's hard to tear your face away from the screen.
Top it off with overly-emoted facial expressions and a girl acting like a cat and you've got The Most Webcomic Webcomic On the Internet.
User avatar #23 to #10 - sach (04/26/2014) [-]
This guy gets it.
#3 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
/player.setav carryweight 99999
#6 to #3 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
**** you, cheating pussy!
#9 to #6 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
i cheat too, i get enough stress from real life, i don't need it from games. It makes games nice stories to walk through. Fine for me.
User avatar #42 to #6 - zodiacwolf (04/26/2014) [-]
Retarded ******* samefag.
User avatar #54 to #42 - markipliergame (04/26/2014) [-]
2 hours in between?
User avatar #55 to #54 - zodiacwolf (04/26/2014) [-]
Press "Hide all" If they're from the same IP it hides them.
User avatar #56 to #55 - markipliergame (04/26/2014) [-]
in that case **** anon 3
User avatar #22 to #6 - inuares (04/26/2014) [-]
3 and 6 are the same anon
User avatar #26 - FightClub (04/26/2014) [-]
when the day comes that gender roles are reversed like this is the day feminists conquer mankind
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