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#4 - cryoutloud
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******* genius xD
******* genius xD
#11 to #4 - KevinPutt
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#109 to #4 - apollyonyagami
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#115 to #4 - racistwaffle
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#42 to #4 - gameoverdude
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User avatar #53 to #4 - puut
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I really don't understand why this is so thumbed down...
User avatar #151 to #53 - arandomanon
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FJ hive mind effect: once you reach -15, you're doomed.
#33 to #4 - arandomanon
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I actually couldn't give less of a **** about the "xD" but I like using this .gif and I have few chances
I actually couldn't give less of a **** about the "xD" but I like using this .gif and I have few chances
#5 to #4 - playercz
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#15 to #5 - lastsamurai
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why is "xD" bad.
User avatar #16 to #15 - vigilum
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The internet said so
#17 to #16 - lastsamurai
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it's really not bad at all. it's just a smiley, but people love to hate.
Also, south park uses the face like 10-20 times each episode when someone is laughing.
User avatar #27 to #17 - blobbanned
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What part of "The internet said so" did you not get?
#43 to #27 - lastsamurai
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can't compute
User avatar #60 to #17 - jbabco
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Kinda like comic sans?
User avatar #62 to #17 - internetscaresme
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It's a worse version of "Lol"
#28 to #15 - deantroell
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On my old computer i had a picture that went a little like this:   
   
"Good afternoon."   
Most people imagine a man sitting at his desk.   
   
"Good afternoon. xD"   
Most people imagine a little kid who think it is funny to say afternoon.   
   
As i said, i don't have the picture anymore, so take this gif instead.
On my old computer i had a picture that went a little like this:

"Good afternoon."
Most people imagine a man sitting at his desk.

"Good afternoon. xD"
Most people imagine a little kid who think it is funny to say afternoon.

As i said, i don't have the picture anymore, so take this gif instead.
#41 to #28 - lastsamurai
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if "good afternoon" would be about a joke like some guy turning into a werewolf every full-moon and after turning back completely exhausted and torn up a guy comes up and says "good after-moon xD" it would be hilarious.

xD is used for jokes and to say that things are funny.
Not only facebook uses xD but every character when laughing in south park does too, would you say facebook=/=south park?

the only reason people think 10 year olds use xD is because random ******* people say so, and everyone loves to ride the hate-bandwagon
User avatar #135 to #15 - xDarkness
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I think it's because stuff like xD is a youtube thing, and that community is largely *****. Also facebook/texting. Furthermore, it adds nothing to a comment. We get it. You think it's funny. and honestly, for some reason, it bothers me a litte. Not like, Holy ******* **** i hate this so much i'm gonna burn down an orphanage, but like, Damn there's a fly in my room, You're annoying me fly kinda way.
I'm tired and babbling like a dementia patient.
#52 to #15 - bann
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while it's common place in text messages, it's a bit unoriginal for a post...I guess, I don't know man
User avatar #94 to #15 - crimsontyyde
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Don't question the divine ruling of Funnyjunk!
#72 to #15 - anon id: 61111062
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This is an image macro site. For images. Like this.
#39 to #15 - anon id: dc07f709
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My personal problem with it is that the "x" should be capitalized so that it matches with the size of the "d" (inb4 that's what she said), looks lopsided otherwise. And now a random picture (not really, just unrelated).
User avatar #38 to #15 - wheteverlol
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1. this isn't facebook.
2. we have the ability to post images for this reason
3. this is not a site for 10 year olds even though admin tries to make it this way
4. **** smilies
#58 to #5 - countbleck
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oh my ******* god guys
it's just a godamn emoticon
why the **** are you all so ******* about it? what makes more ******* is you guys overreacting about it
User avatar #95 to #58 - crimsontyyde
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Welcome to Funnyjunk.
#113 to #5 - furiousmarshmellow
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It's just an "X" and a "D".   
   
Get the **** over yourselves.
It's just an "X" and a "D".

Get the **** over yourselves.
User avatar #59 to #5 - mexicandudeinsd
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XD i laughed so hard at your gif LMAO
#143 to #5 - thalfak
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User avatar #82 to #5 - TittyCinnamon
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this gif is starting to get worse than the actual "XD".
User avatar #137 to #5 - niggernazi
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**** off you piece of **** cancer
#2 - furrysheaperd
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#21 - konradkurze
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i remember back when i played oblivion
i collected every single skull i could find, even if i had to steal them from shops....and set them up all over my mansion in skingrad

showed my flatmate, he immediately shouted BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF KHORNE
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#37 to #21 - sliferzpwns
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I do this in skyrim haha
#40 to #21 - swiggityswoner
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I try to decorate my house but everything either ends up on the floor/flying across the room, or back where I dropped the stuff out of my inventory.
#119 to #21 - bummerdrummer
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do you even duplication glitch? I would fill my house with hearts, skulls, and the Mothers head from the Dark Brohood quest


p.s. dont ever try to dupe hundreds of sigil stones, it will break your game
#131 to #21 - seanelius
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That's pretty funny! You seem like a great guy. Jeez...
Now I feel sorry...

...About the EXTERMINATUS

I hope that you'll forgive me And pray for The EMPEROR's forgiveness

Job done! Spehs Mareens OUT!!!
User avatar #134 to #131 - konradkurze
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pfffft
you cant exterminatus me...im a Night Lord, we stay in fleet....always on the move
#138 to #134 - seanelius
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You wish for the Wolves to Hunt you down?!

__ Are you flirting with an old Wolf Lord such as myself?

User avatar #140 to #138 - konradkurze
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bah they dont hunt well in the warp

plus all i have to do is point in a random direction and say "Thousand Sons over that way" and the wolves will run that way
User avatar #146 to #140 - seanelius
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The Thousand Sons May the horrors of the Warp sodomize their worthless corpses for all eternity are of no concern if they were to show there bitch-faces in loyal space. We'll dole out the prescribed ass-kicking and be done with it.

We'll set a course into the Warp, crack open a warm cache of Fenrisian Ale, and with a hearty "SKOAL!!", we'll be on your trail, Gnashing our way through the malicious, turbulent void. We'll give that chaotic realm a REAL reason to be a disrupted, *********, as we run you Wing-a-lings into the caves like the nocturnal pests that inspire you.

And if you or your Khornian friends are relishing the thought of spilt blood or mercy , you'll be disappointed to find that the fiery blood of the Vlyka Fenryka is frozen solid in our veins..
User avatar #148 to #146 - konradkurze
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space puppies dont scare us....we fight just as hard and even fight dirty compared to your flea-bitten mongrels

plus the fact we ambush alot, your hunting skills are no use against those who lurk in the shadows
#149 to #148 - seanelius
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Ambush   
Hmmm... Spending less time gnawing the tips of your wings off in a drawn out warpath through the warp, and more time in direct combat with a now equal/worthy adversary?   
Sounds like a Delightful twist to the bland plot of your chapter's next omnibus story entry: "The Devastating and Lengthy Holocaust in the Warp"   
   
We welcome a good fight! You'll need all the "sneaky tactics" in your repertoire to remove your heads from between the steel jaws of the ThunderWolves.    
Nothing like an apocalyptic brawl!    
We respect a good battle-worthy foe  only as deep as our lightning-claws cut into them    
   
Better pack a coat; our Rune Priests foresee a weather forecast of "light showers of molten debris", "scorched wings", and "massive, psychic, Lightning-Blizzards" followed by a cool evening of "Emperor's Spite" and "Turbo Viking carousalry".
Ambush
Hmmm... Spending less time gnawing the tips of your wings off in a drawn out warpath through the warp, and more time in direct combat with a now equal/worthy adversary?
Sounds like a Delightful twist to the bland plot of your chapter's next omnibus story entry: "The Devastating and Lengthy Holocaust in the Warp"

We welcome a good fight! You'll need all the "sneaky tactics" in your repertoire to remove your heads from between the steel jaws of the ThunderWolves.
Nothing like an apocalyptic brawl!
We respect a good battle-worthy foe only as deep as our lightning-claws cut into them

Better pack a coat; our Rune Priests foresee a weather forecast of "light showers of molten debris", "scorched wings", and "massive, psychic, Lightning-Blizzards" followed by a cool evening of "Emperor's Spite" and "Turbo Viking carousalry".
User avatar #150 to #149 - konradkurze
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read the Night Lords trilogy

4 Night Lords wiped out 9 blood angels in 20 seconds thanks to ambush

plus also in that trilogy our legion gained a pretty damned powerful Psyker. whod have no trouble snapping his fingers and cancelling your wolf snow powers
User avatar #152 to #150 - seanelius
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fehh... Blood Angels .. they're not that tough. Just some self-righteous asses, they are. Use fancy words and call themselves demon-slayers and they think they're the best. A bunch of divas them and the Ultramarines are. amIright?

Your aggressive pop-out tactics coupled with the disturbance of the warp might just jack us up enough to bring forth The Wulfen from within us You gotta look that **** up, it's fukken cool and turn an ambush into a Nightmare.

With Njal Stormcaller, "The Walking Tempest", at the Storm-Front you're likely to get the psychic showdown that you're looking for, along with an exploded cranium.
The Psyker of yours sounds pretty good; I'll take that roll!

What's this new psyker's name. I wanna read it.
User avatar #153 to #152 - konradkurze
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Decimus Valcoran

cut short its
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Talos_Valcoran#.UmpIGnAjzQR

Talos had gene seed in him that had more of Night Haunters blood in it, thus he suffered from the same visions of the future...problem being Talos wasnt a psyker like Night Haunter was so the gene seed forcing the visions was killing him slowly.....somewhere along the way the ships navigator had a non-navigator son with psyker powers and when Talos died the gene seed was passed to the kid, and made him a super psyker
User avatar #32 to #21 - bossguycumsplash
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Blood for the Blood God
User avatar #55 to #21 - XboxJunky
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Sounds like your mate has the right idea.
#147 to #21 - nemula
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did silent gods stand guard?
#24 to #21 - fargtwo
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I'm pretty sure it's "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE", but the Lord of Blood isn't known for being picky.
User avatar #25 to #24 - konradkurze
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well both lines work.....
but still....my friend is khornate......

then again....hes RUSSIAN
#13 - Jesusnipples
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Sometimes, when I play Fallout (I'm a big Skyrim guy too but this only works in Fallout) I pickpocket bombs into random people's pockets in town, then stealth-run away before it explodes. People in the town have no idea it's me, so they've essentially become a town where every once in a while someone just explodes in a ball of fire at random every few days. It's pretty great
Sometimes, when I play Fallout (I'm a big Skyrim guy too but this only works in Fallout) I pickpocket bombs into random people's pockets in town, then stealth-run away before it explodes. People in the town have no idea it's me, so they've essentially become a town where every once in a while someone just explodes in a ball of fire at random every few days. It's pretty great
User avatar #142 to #13 - sealman
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Ahhhh, seal pups!
User avatar #23 to #13 - fargtwo
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I liked to plant C4 on people and wait a while, letting them go about their day before blowing them into chunks.
#6 - QuakinDuck
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#116 to #6 - zourch
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i just got done watching this movie like 5 seconds ago
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#12 - darcabyss
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I can't be the only one who wishes the NPCs had actually reactions. Cause the freak out would be hilarious.

Related story:
>Beggar wanted coin
>Gave five Septims
>Still wanted more
>Reverse pickpocketed him and gave him 5000
>Still wanted more
>Snuck in a gold ingot
>Still ******* wanted more
>Stepped back and dropped another gold ingot
>Picked it up using Telekinesis
>Aim at beggar and shot the ingot at him
>Is dead.
>Grab the money I gave him and the first ingot
>Guards arrest me
>Pay off fine with the money I took back
>Walked past the body with the ingot resting next to it
>Placed ingot on the chest
>Now I only donate various poisons
#29 - theism
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I do things like this in fallout.
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#110 to #29 - apollyonyagami
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#45 to #29 - theism
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Should I post more?
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User avatar #73 to #71 - departed
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I take it you don't like the people of Good ol' Goodsprings?
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#124 to #71 - anon id: 5eb45fc2
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NO YOU KILLED A DOG.
THAT'S TAKING IT TOO FAR
User avatar #125 to #124 - nopenotme
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Forgot to log in.
User avatar #61 to #45 - tehgaemeh
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Yes.
User avatar #49 to #45 - erotic **User deleted account**
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Yeah
#3 - downtrail
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Well, if it's possible to do in Skyrim, someone's gonna do it sooner or later.
User avatar #10 to #3 - justmedude
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Yay Oglaf.
#30 to #3 - WhateverIguess
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And if it's not yet possible, there's probably a mod for it.
User avatar #34 to #3 - schmuxy
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that's the second (different) excerpt from the most recent oglaf I have seen in about as many posts. I am not unduly upset.
#57 - IcRetoast
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OP's FW



#67 - crimsonkev
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reverse pickpocket. how about place pocket?
reverse pickpocket. how about place pocket?
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